FabSwingers.com forum: Most bizarre Christmas present ?

By *carlet_heaven OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

For Christmas this year, I've received the most bizarre present…

Its a life size crow made out of resin, resting on a small pumpkin! Its just weird & am racking my brains to think what I've said this year to get it !?!

Anyway, interested to know what other bizarre presents people might have had…?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Lily savages autobiography

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"For Christmas this year, I've received the most bizarre present…

Its a life size crow made out of resin, resting on a small pumpkin! Its just weird & am racking my brains to think what I've said this year to get it !?!

Anyway, interested to know what other bizarre presents people might have had…?

Just sounds like a left over from Halloween.

An auntie once bought me a box of assorted cream crackers? Maybe she thinks I'm crackers?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Eye brow cutters as a secret Santa from someone in office...wtf

Was pissed of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum once gave me and my brothers all vac-u-vins,designed to keep left over wine fresh...clearly doesnt know any of us as well as a mother should!

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

I'm buying a toilet seat for someone this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shocking-pink self-inflating liberty-bodice..... and it's not even my size,,,,,

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By *carlet_heaven OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

"For Christmas this year, I've received the most bizarre present…

Its a life size crow made out of resin, resting on a small pumpkin! Its just weird & am racking my brains to think what I've said this year to get it !?!

Anyway, interested to know what other bizarre presents people might have had…?

Just sounds like a left over from Halloween.

An auntie once bought me a box of assorted cream crackers? Maybe she thinks I'm crackers? "

Lol!!

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By *carlet_heaven OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

"I'm buying a toilet seat for someone this year "

Did they ask for that??

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

"I'm buying a toilet seat for someone this year

Did they ask for that??"

No it's a surprise

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By *carlet_heaven OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

"I'm buying a toilet seat for someone this year

Did they ask for that??

No it's a surprise "

What!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

101 branded ceramic thimbles...this particular relative always gives random presents lol xx

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My parents are known for giving weird parents.

One year it was a pack of men's disposable razors.

Another, my mother called me from a supermarket asking if I wanted a microwave for Christmas [I don't have/ use one], and I was like, "Yeah, alright, I suppose if I had one I'd probably use it, thanks mum!"

And she was like, "oh, no, we were going to buy ourselves a new one, and was wondering if you wanted our old one."

Thanks mum... Merry Christmas to you too...? :D

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

"I'm buying a toilet seat for someone this year

Did they ask for that??

No it's a surprise

What!?!"

It's a funky one,better than the bog standard seat they've got at the minute

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By *carlet_heaven OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

"101 branded ceramic thimbles...this particular relative always gives random presents lol xx"

Ok, that IS so random, but also very funny!

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By *carlet_heaven OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

OMG…discreet…I feel for you..hugs xx

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By *carlet_heaven OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

"A shocking-pink self-inflating liberty-bodice..... and it's not even my size,,,,,

I guess its the thought that counts??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mock the weird presents, I once bought my ex wife a vanity mirror, with a light thingy surround, she mocked it and me for getting an unimaginative gift, years later I went to pick up my daughter, and she was throwing one of her fits at her new husband, about not being able to see properly to do her makeup, I whispered to him to tell her she could do with a mirror with a light round it, he did, and we spent the next ten minuets in the hallway being shouted at like a couple of naughty school boys, we found it funny, she sees the funny side now but at the time she was a bit mad

My uncle once bought me a toilet roll, wrapped up in nice paper, I fought to hide my disappointed face as the wrapping paper would have cost more than the arse wipe, he started pissing himself, on closer inspection there was £300 rolled up in the card board tube, I was one happy 14 year old.

Oh and don't complain about getting socks either, I did that once and I've had to buy my own socks for the past 10 years

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

a 1ltr tub of face mask - it is now 3 years old and still 10/11ths full

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