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Come on let's carry on if nothing else it a laff. So get ya knife out ya rotten lot stick the boot into poor old blades | |||
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"A knife and a boot?! I'd rather just use my acid tongue! " Haha I did notice that just as I hit send. Then thought to myself how long before some smart arse noticed so well done you 1 fucking post  | |||
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"Are you still milking that sneeze? I've been coughing and spluttering for days, I couldn't hardly speak. I still got up, walked 3 miles to work, with no shoes on my feet, worked a 36 hour shift eating only cardboard and peas. Walked the 3 miles home again ... To take some more meds "To be fair it's only just started paying off. Check peaches post in last thread an off to check my pulse....... in my cock get in there lad | |||
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"Are you still milking that sneeze? I've been coughing and spluttering for days, I couldn't hardly speak. I still got up, walked 3 miles to work, with no shoes on my feet, worked a 36 hour shift eating only cardboard and peas. Walked the 3 miles home again ... To take some more meds "cos thats how us women roll  | |||
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"Are you still milking that sneeze? I've been coughing and spluttering for days, I couldn't hardly speak. I still got up, walked 3 miles to work, with no shoes on my feet, worked a 36 hour shift eating only cardboard and peas. Walked the 3 miles home again ... To take some more meds
To be fair it's only just started paying off. Check peaches post in last thread an off to check my pulse....... in my cock get in there lad "Do you think she will find 1?  | |||
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"This could very well be my last ever post or maybe not . I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong
Come on let's carry on if nothing else it a laff. So get ya knife out ya rotten lot stick the boot into poor old blades "you still here ? You're drawing it out cmon I want to do my " and another one another one bites the dust" message      | |||
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"You have a moped I bet and aspire to pass your test one day! And then get a fireblade"
A moped?!?! Well that's a damn funny mental picture!! | |||
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"This could very well be my last ever post or maybe not . I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong
Come on let's carry on if nothing else it a laff. So get ya knife out ya rotten lot stick the boot into poor old blades "Nice watch you have there, it'll be a shame to bury that too, FRIEND! | |||
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"You have a moped I bet and aspire to pass your test one day! And then get a fireblade" Haha OK laaaa. We spoke before haven't we over cars you was clueless then to | |||
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"Are you still milking that sneeze? I've been coughing and spluttering for days, I couldn't hardly speak. I still got up, walked 3 miles to work, with no shoes on my feet, worked a 36 hour shift eating only cardboard and peas. Walked the 3 miles home again ... To take some more meds
To be fair it's only just started paying off. Check peaches post in last thread an off to check my pulse....... in my cock get in there lad
Do you think she will find 1? "I'm hoping it takes some time finding | |||
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"This could very well be my last ever post or maybe not . I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong
Come on let's carry on if nothing else it a laff. So get ya knife out ya rotten lot stick the boot into poor old blades you still here ? You're drawing it out cmon I want to do my " and another one another one bites the dust" message "Go for it I can do the 2nd cuming thread tomorrow then | |||
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"If you do croak, have you arranged for someone to press the UNLOS button or are you going with the dramatic last breath thing? Or will you just stop writing on the forums? Trouble is no one will probably notice you've gone missing. I'll do the last breath thing and I'm sure I'll be missed as I've so many friends on here it's why I've stayed for so many years but hey thanks for your concern for me it's very sweet from a stranger Bx" | |||
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"If you do croak, have you arranged for someone to press the UNLOS button or are you going with the dramatic last breath thing? Or will you just stop writing on the forums? Trouble is no one will probably notice you've gone missing. I'll do the last breath thing and I'm sure I'll be missed as I've so many friends on here it's why I've stayed for so many years but hey thanks for your concern for me it's very sweet from a stranger Bx "Sorry, thought this was one of those light hearted threads. My mistake. Bx | |||
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"If you do croak, have you arranged for someone to press the UNLOS button or are you going with the dramatic last breath thing? Or will you just stop writing on the forums? Trouble is no one will probably notice you've gone missing. I'll do the last breath thing and I'm sure I'll be missed as I've so many friends on here it's why I've stayed for so many years but hey thanks for your concern for me it's very sweet from a stranger Bx
Sorry, thought this was one of those light hearted threads. My mistake.
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"Your so brave I don't think you need a night nurse ." I no please please please pick up an application firm from Adam failing that just apply direct I'm sure I can pull a few strings for you | |||
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" Are snookums how are you today they're all picking on you my darling -..... I think it's lovely that you're going to have a Beautiful nurse come over and take your pulse as it's much needed - no matter what appendage she uses as long as you feel emotionally better sweetheart.... The studies have shown it's really important to have nice memories before you die darling - you will reach Valhalla in happiness ..... And your male friends on here will give you a send off as they know the pain of man flu ...... Do remember that garlic and honey may just save you from the deathbed .... Mwah x " Awww how sweet are you. I've plenty of work for 2 or even 3 nurses if you care to join the party oops I mean death bed silly me | |||
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"A PARTY ..... are you crying wolf !!!!! Is this Just to get sexy women in doctors and nurses outfits to attend to you?? NAUGHTY MAN .... NAUGHTY BOY ... Tisk tisk ... That would cause you a great punishment from my hand ......all your friends on here - their efforts to cheer you up - listen to you ... Respond to you ... Now make up your mind my Little Prince .... Is it a party or your Death Bed ????? Mwah xxxxx" Come and find out mwhahaha | |||
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"Is it a long & lingering death?" Think he's hoping for a long and lingerie death.... | |||
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"Is it a long & lingering death?" I need nursing please help a poor old formite in his hours days months of need x | |||
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"FFS Someone shóot the fooker N let's get it over with pleaseeeeee "So long as it's only a flash wound I don't mind | |||
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"FFS Someone shóot the fooker N let's get it over with pleaseeeeee
So long as it's only a flash wound I don't mind "How does it matter what kind of wound if you're dying? | |||
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"Is it a long & lingering death? Think he's hoping for a long and lingerie death.... "A man can hope | |||
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"Is it a long & lingering death? Think he's hoping for a long and lingerie death....
A man can hope "I could suffocate you with my knickers | |||
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"Man up u wimp it's just a sniffle , now my man cold well that's different I am dying "Haha nice try. Your just after my nurses aren't ya I no your game | |||
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"Man up u wimp it's just a sniffle , now my man cold well that's different I am dying
Haha nice try. Your just after my nurses aren't ya I no your game "Is there not enough to share ? | |||
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"Is it a long & lingering death? Think he's hoping for a long and lingerie death....
A man can hope
I could suffocate you with my knickers"Hey I'm not fussy sweet you can suffocate me with anything and everything you like | |||
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"Your so brave I don't think you need a night nurse . I no please please please pick up an application firm from Adam failing that just apply direct I'm sure I can pull a few strings for you "Lol. | |||
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"Your so brave I don't think you need a night nurse . I no please please please pick up an application firm from Adam failing that just apply direct I'm sure I can pull a few strings for you
Lol."Ohh good I see you've changed into your new uniform already good girl | |||
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"Is it a long & lingering death? Think he's hoping for a long and lingerie death....
A man can hope
I could suffocate you with my knickers"Asphyxiate him with stockings as he hits the vinegar strokes? | |||
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"Is it a long & lingering death? Think he's hoping for a long and lingerie death....
A man can hope
I could suffocate you with my knickers
Asphyxiate him with stockings as he hits the vinegar strokes? "Eh what strokes. Is that a kink I've not tride | |||
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"Is it a long & lingering death? Think he's hoping for a long and lingerie death....
A man can hope
I could suffocate you with my knickers
Asphyxiate him with stockings as he hits the vinegar strokes?
Eh what strokes. Is that a kink I've not tride "It's an expression for the last thrusts before you, erm, finish... | |||
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"Is it a long & lingering death? Think he's hoping for a long and lingerie death....
A man can hope
I could suffocate you with my knickers
Asphyxiate him with stockings as he hits the vinegar strokes?
Eh what strokes. Is that a kink I've not tride
It's an expression for the last thrusts before you, erm, finish... "Is it oh right never heard that before  | |||
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"Awww sweetheart hasn't your nurse visited you yet? Darn. ....I'm so busy packing ....had I known she hasn't arrived .....I would have come to your aid .......I didn't realise that we were in the same neighbourhood. I do hope you are having your garlic and honey my darling and have been resting all day ..... I think your death is going to be painful and slow maybe we'll need to write a eulogy for you - next thread ask everyone to write a eulogy for you It just might cheer you up and help you to be almost reborn again Mwah x " Nope been lots of offers but nobody's coming up with the goods story of my life really
Yes we are local although Manchester is a pretty big place. Bloody he'll aren't you polite recon you'd get a shock if you ever met me. Broad Salford accent shares like a trooper and most definitely no fairs of graces here haha x | |||
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" Well there you go… We all make judgements based on what we read and what we see and the forum interaction..... I am a woman who was born in the outback of Australia and I could swear you under the table I'm sure and yes I certainly do have some airs and graces as I have been brought up in private colleges however my darling I also live in Salford .... Hehe I am an enigma " Awww sweet that was far from a put down I'm really not like that. You live in Salford wow I'm impressed may I ask which part pm me if you'd rather. I grew up in higher Broughton but since move a little bit more up market I'm in prestwich xx | |||
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"you still here - ive had a take away and slept all the way through the damn hobbit film again and you are still ill "Na he's found a friend. | |||
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"And lo and behold a miracle. Bladey, appears to have recovered and is showing signs of excitement lol " Recovered I wish just soldering on i don't like to make a fuss you know me | |||
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Yes we are local although Manchester is a pretty big place. Bloody he'll aren't you polite recon you'd get a shock if you ever met me. Broad Salford accent shares like a trooper and most definitely no fairs of graces here haha x[/quot-z]
Hi fireblade im
very glad your on the mend. I hear BBC are making Salford gay capital of England pushing Brighton into second place. I'm thinking of moving up as there must be loads of women available now. | |||
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"you still here - ive had a take away and slept all the way through the damn hobbit film again and you are still ill "Just forced a takeaway down myself didn't want it but well have to get some sustenance in me if I going to fight my way through this | |||
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"you still here - ive had a take away and slept all the way through the damn hobbit film again and you are still ill
Na he's found a friend. "oooo gonna need my other hand soon to count | |||
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"you still here - ive had a take away and slept all the way through the damn hobbit film again and you are still ill
Just forced a takeaway down myself didn't want it but well have to get some sustenance in me if I going to fight my way through this "on the home run then | |||
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"[quote"]Awww sweetheart hasn't your nurse visited you yet? Darn. ....I'm so busy packing ....had I known she hasn't arrived .....I would have come to your aid......I didn't realise that we were in the same neighbourhood. I do hope you are having your garlic and honey my darling and have been resting all day ..... I think your death is going to be painful and slow maybe we'll need to write a eulogy for you - next thread ask everyone to write a eulogy for you It just might cheer you up and help you to be almost reborn again Mwah x Nope been lots of offers but nobody's coming up with the goods story of my life really
Yes we are local although Manchester is a pretty big place. Bloody he'll aren't you polite recon you'd get a shock if you ever met me. Broad Salford accent shares like a trooper and most definitely no fairs of graces here haha x[/quot-z]
Hi fireblade im
very glad your on the mend. I hear BBC are making Salford gay capital of England pushing Brighton into second place. I'm thinking of moving up as there must be loads of women available now. "Try blackpool mate recon that's more you southerners kinda place your accent alone would make your life expectancy very short where I come from | |||
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"you still here - ive had a take away and slept all the way through the damn hobbit film again and you are still ill
Na he's found a friend. "Friends I'm never short of | |||
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"you still here - ive had a take away and slept all the way through the damn hobbit film again and you are still ill
Na he's found a friend.
oooo gonna need my other hand soon to count "There's always toes when necessary | |||
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"you still here - ive had a take away and slept all the way through the damn hobbit film again and you are still ill
Na he's found a friend.
oooo gonna need my other hand soon to count
There's always toes when necessary "feet are safe for a while | |||
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"you still here - ive had a take away and slept all the way through the damn hobbit film again and you are still ill
Na he's found a friend.
oooo gonna need my other hand soon to count
There's always toes when necessary
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"And lo and behold a miracle. Bladey, appears to have recovered and is showing signs of excitement lol " Excitement is good for the body isn't it? Ahhhh Solitaire are u his friend.... I think he needs them.... He's not a well puppy ..... Now that he and I have discovered we are neighbours and all.... I need to be kind and neighbourly.... Would you recommend that I become one of his friends or not ..... Are there are dangers in front of me ? Mwah x V | |||
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"And lo and behold a miracle. Bladey, appears to have recovered and is showing signs of excitement lol Excitement is good for the body isn't it? Ahhhh Solitaire are u his friend.... I think he needs them.... He's not a well puppy ..... Now that he and I have discovered we are neighbours and all.... I need to be kind and neighbourly.... Would you recommend that I become one of his friends or not ..... Are there are dangers in front of me ? Mwah x V" This should be interesting | |||
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"And lo and behold a miracle. Bladey, appears to have recovered and is showing signs of excitement lol Excitement is good for the body isn't it? Ahhhh Solitaire are u his friend.... I think he needs them.... He's not a well puppy ..... Now that he and I have discovered we are neighbours and all.... I need to be kind and neighbourly.... Would you recommend that I become one of his friends or not ..... Are there are dangers in front of me ? Mwah x V This should be interesting "Or maybe not | |||
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"And lo and behold a miracle. Bladey, appears to have recovered and is showing signs of excitement lol Excitement is good for the body isn't it? Ahhhh Solitaire are u his friend.... I think he needs them.... He's not a well puppy ..... Now that he and I have discovered we are neighbours and all.... I need to be kind and neighbourly.... Would you recommend that I become one of his friends or not ..... Are there are dangers in front of me ? Mwah x V This should be interesting "Yeah he's a sound guy.x | |||
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"Ohhh .... That was like a reference .... Where less says more .... Oh. Ahhh mmmmm .... It's all a bit of fun X " I'm just not inflating his ego is all
He's a stubborn moody manc, but he's sound, good friend to have.
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"Ohhh .... That was like a reference .... Where less says more .... Oh. Ahhh mmmmm .... It's all a bit of fun X I'm just not inflating his ego is all
He's a stubborn moody manc, but he's sound, good friend to have.
And it's always handy to know a decent mechanic! "And he's not dangerous either, just keep the kettle on an a good supply of teabags! | |||
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"Ohhh .... That was like a reference .... Where less says more .... Oh. Ahhh mmmmm .... It's all a bit of fun X I'm just not inflating his ego is all
He's a stubborn moody manc, but he's sound, good friend to have.
And it's always handy to know a decent mechanic!
And he's not dangerous either, just keep the kettle on an a good supply of teabags! "Now if that isn't a veri I don't no what is your just missed out the treat with respect and marks out of 10 | |||
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"Ohhh .... That was like a reference .... Where less says more .... Oh. Ahhh mmmmm .... It's all a bit of fun X I'm just not inflating his ego is all
He's a stubborn moody manc, but he's sound, good friend to have.
And it's always handy to know a decent mechanic!
And he's not dangerous either, just keep the kettle on an a good supply of teabags!
Now if that isn't a veri I don't no what is your just missed out the treat with respect and marks out of 10 "I don't kiss and tell | |||
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"Belly laugh....smile ... Ta xx Well that's it then.... Only do coffee....!!!! " Having read your profile, I think you two would get on.x | |||
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"Have you considered lethal injection or a visit to the vet??? "I am after just being on the rate profile thread FUCK that was hard | |||
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" having read a certain profile which i was younger and elsewhere "If it's who I think younger sister doesn't matter | |||
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" having read a certain profile which i was younger and elsewhere
If it's who I think younger sister doesn't matter "I did not write sister then. FUCK me this phone | |||
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" having read a certain profile which i was younger and elsewhere
If it's who I think younger sister doesn't matter
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" having read a certain profile which i was younger and elsewhere
If it's who I think younger sister doesn't matter
I did not write sister then. FUCK me this phone
haha what word did you mean "There wasn't 1. Everything else is right that's what I mean this things gona get me shot | |||
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" having read a certain profile which i was younger and elsewhere
If it's who I think younger sister doesn't matter
I did not write sister then. FUCK me this phone
haha what word did you mean
There wasn't 1. Everything else is right that's what I mean this things gona get me shot "read before pressing send maybe | |||
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" having read a certain profile which i was younger and elsewhere
If it's who I think younger sister doesn't matter
I did not write sister then. FUCK me this phone
haha what word did you mean
There wasn't 1. Everything else is right that's what I mean this things gona get me shot "I always think I have. Check varas posts she on the same phone it gets her to its madness | |||
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" having read a certain profile which i was younger and elsewhere
If it's who I think younger sister doesn't matter
I did not write sister then. FUCK me this phone
haha what word did you mean
There wasn't 1. Everything else is right that's what I mean this things gona get me shot "Oh god I nearly wet myself laughing at that!!! | |||
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" having read a certain profile which i was younger and elsewhere
If it's who I think younger sister doesn't matter
I did not write sister then. FUCK me this phone
haha what word did you mean
There wasn't 1. Everything else is right that's what I mean this things gona get me shot Oh god I nearly wet myself laughing at that!!! "It's really not funny. It's supposed to learn learn what the thick fucker | |||
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" having read a certain profile which i was younger and elsewhere
If it's who I think younger sister doesn't matter
I did not write sister then. FUCK me this phone
haha what word did you mean
There wasn't 1. Everything else is right that's what I mean this things gona get me shot Oh god I nearly wet myself laughing at that!!! "Me too. I sent my mum a text with a predictive willy in it today. .....she didn't reply | |||
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"Have you considered lethal injection or a visit to the vet???
I am after just being on the rate profile thread FUCK that was hard "I'm not sure what was funnier, the way I know you were squirming trying to be polite, or the thought of you running!
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"Have you considered lethal injection or a visit to the vet???
I am after just being on the rate profile thread FUCK that was hard
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"Have you considered lethal injection or a visit to the vet???
I am after just being on the rate profile thread FUCK that was hard
I'm not sure what was funnier, the way I know you were squirming trying to be polite, or the thought of you running!
Iv got the giggles!
My head hurts "Sympathy can be located in the dictionary, somewhere between shit and syphilis. | |||
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"And lo and behold a miracle. Bladey, appears to have recovered and is showing signs of excitement lol Recovered I wish just soldering on i don't like to make a fuss you know me "Could have fooled me - xxx | |||
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"And lo and behold a miracle. Bladey, appears to have recovered and is showing signs of excitement lol Recovered I wish just soldering on i don't like to make a fuss you know me
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"Have you considered lethal injection or a visit to the vet???
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I'm not sure what was funnier, the way I know you were squirming trying to be polite, or the thought of you running!
Iv got the giggles!
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"Have you considered lethal injection or a visit to the vet???
I am after just being on the rate profile thread FUCK that was hard
I'm not sure what was funnier, the way I know you were squirming trying to be polite, or the thought of you running!
Iv got the giggles!
My head hurts
Sympathy can be located in the dictionary, somewhere between shit and syphilis.
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"Have you considered lethal injection or a visit to the vet???
I am after just being on the rate profile thread FUCK that was hard
I'm not sure what was funnier, the way I know you were squirming trying to be polite, or the thought of you running!
Iv got the giggles!
My head hurts
Sympathy can be located in the dictionary, somewhere between shit and syphilis.
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I am after just being on the rate profile thread FUCK that was hard
I'm not sure what was funnier, the way I know you were squirming trying to be polite, or the thought of you running!
Iv got the giggles!
My head hurts
Sympathy can be located in the dictionary, somewhere between shit and syphilis.
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"And lo and behold a miracle. Bladey, appears to have recovered and is showing signs of excitement lol Recovered I wish just soldering on i don't like to make a fuss you know me
Could have fooled me - xxx
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Oh I'm an expert of random bollox...so here goes then....
Well I purchased some lush Mac lippy the other day and eye shadow I do find as im getting on abit I think matt is the way forward..i so don't look good in shiny sparkly make up...wat do u think? "Iv stopped going all out sparkly, use a matt colour then just a top coat of silver/white sparkly, also can't do the goth look any more, just look like a panda now as I have constant bags under my eyes. | |||
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Oh I'm an expert of random bollox...so here goes then....
Well I purchased some lush Mac lippy the other day and eye shadow I do find as im getting on abit I think matt is the way forward..i so don't look good in shiny sparkly make up...wat do u think?
Iv stopped going all out sparkly, use a matt colour then just a top coat of silver/white sparkly, also can't do the goth look any more, just look like a panda now as I have constant bags under my eyes. "Oh yes get you there..im thinking new shoes to match said bags under my eyes | |||
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Coffee, white, 2 sugars please n thankyou "Morning my gawjus one...ive that written on my white board so I don't forget for when you whizz your way up here...hhehehe .x | |||
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Well I purchased some lush Mac lippy the other day and eye shadow I do find as im getting on abit I think matt is the way forward..i so don't look good in shiny sparkly make up...wat do u think? "I went out sparkly last night | |||
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Well I purchased some lush Mac lippy the other day and eye shadow I do find as im getting on abit I think matt is the way forward..i so don't look good in shiny sparkly make up...wat do u think?
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Oh I'm an expert of random bollox...so here goes then....
Well I purchased some lush Mac lippy the other day and eye shadow I do find as im getting on abit I think matt is the way forward..i so don't look good in shiny sparkly make up...wat do u think?
Iv stopped going all out sparkly, use a matt colour then just a top coat of silver/white sparkly, also can't do the goth look any more, just look like a panda now as I have constant bags under my eyes.
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Oh I'm an expert of random bollox...so here goes then....
Well I purchased some lush Mac lippy the other day and eye shadow I do find as im getting on abit I think matt is the way forward..i so don't look good in shiny sparkly make up...wat do u think?
Iv stopped going all out sparkly, use a matt colour then just a top coat of silver/white sparkly, also can't do the goth look any more, just look like a panda now as I have constant bags under my eyes.
Oh yes get you there..im thinking new shoes to match said bags under my eyes
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change your phone before you pop your clogs "It's just bizarre now isn't it. If anyone's thinking of a new phone stay well clear of the s6. Shake head and wonders back to his coffin | |||
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change your phone before you pop your clogs
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change your phone before you pop your clogs
It's just bizarre now isn't it. If anyone's thinking of a new phone stay well clear of the s6. Shake head and wonders back to his coffin
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Nope I've moved to a higher plane. I'm here haunting the place to spite my enemies. Obviously I'll be a while yet
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Nope I've moved to a higher plane. I'm here haunting the place to spite my enemies. Obviously I'll be a while yet
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Nope I've moved to a higher plane. I'm here haunting the place to spite my enemies. Obviously I'll be a while yet
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Nope I've moved to a higher plane. I'm here haunting the place to spite my enemies. Obviously I'll be a while yet
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You got to love the dark
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Who me never. I'd be carfull or I'll sneeze on you then you'll no just how mean you've been
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I do believe I was promised gagging by somebody so really it's not my fault I've not shut up
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I do believe I was promised gagging by somebody so really it's not my fault I've not shut up
I think you'll find it was suffocating
Just a minute I've got a pillow here.
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I do believe I was promised gagging by somebody so really it's not my fault I've not shut up
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