FabSwingers.com forum: farewell my friends

By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ph blimey

I come to bury bladey not to praise him the evils that men do .....

Ha ha drink orange and get well bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake, man up up ya manc wuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had man flu and survived it was hard but I pulled through

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ffs bladey you only sneezed stop being so dramatic lol x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I had man flu and survived it was hard but I pulled through "
pulled what though

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I had man flu and survived it was hard but I pulled through "

It only started this morning and already death would be a blessing. My throat is raw from coffing so much so it's scratch and bleeding. Thank God I don't smoke anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had man flu and survived it was hard but I pulled through

It only started this morning and already death would be a blessing. My throat is raw from coffing so much so it's scratch and bleeding. Thank God I don't smoke anymore"

Every cloud and all that

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ffs bladey you only sneezed stop being so dramatic lol x"

Birch. This is serious read the header woman I said man flu not the mambo pamby stuff you lot get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs take a paracetamol and drink a pint of water - get to bed and stop yer moaning and sleep it off - i survived it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dibs on the blade!!!

I called it first.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"ffs take a paracetamol and drink a pint of water - get to bed and stop yer moaning and sleep it off - i survived it "

You'll be sorry when I'm gone

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

For the good of your soul I hope you left everything to the church

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Make yourself a hot toddy and go to sleep

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Nearly xmas do not be such a misrable bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Man up you wimp!!@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ffs take a paracetamol and drink a pint of water - get to bed and stop yer moaning and sleep it off - i survived it

You'll be sorry when I'm gone

you wont go - its flu not the plague

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*passes bladey the tissues*

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Dibs on the blade!!!

I called it first."

Pmsl. It's a very pampered pooch i even fitted a radiator in the garage to keep it warm. Can you keep it in the way it's a custom to ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*passes bladey the tissues*

pmsl Vara -- dont pamper the lad

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*passes bladey the tissues*

pmsl Vara -- dont pamper the lad"

I have man flu too (aka I sneezed today)

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"*passes bladey the tissues*

Thank you sweetheart at least somebody cares xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*passes bladey the tissues*

pmsl Vara -- dont pamper the lad

I have man flu too (aka I sneezed today)

you can share his tissues - share the box of painkillers - sweat it out together

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"*passes bladey the tissues*

pmsl Vara -- dont pamper the lad

I have man flu too (aka I sneezed today)

Good God I spoke to soon didn't i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*passes bladey the tissues*

Thank you sweetheart at least somebody cares xxx"

Don't read my next comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*passes bladey the tissues*

pmsl Vara -- dont pamper the lad

I have man flu too (aka I sneezed today)

Good God I spoke to soon didn't i"

I'm teasing I care I do

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"*passes bladey the tissues*

pmsl Vara -- dont pamper the lad

I have man flu too (aka I sneezed today)

you can share his tissues - share the box of painkillers - sweat it out together

Hmmmm sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless "

Unless he can't type unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless "

My phones a compleat tosser I can spell better and good God that's saying something. .... unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu"

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs"

maybe it was shooting that all over the place thats left him weak and vulnerable and open to the flu

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs"

Lmfao care to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Blade sir stay strong you may well be at deaths door but the reaper is not ready for you yet. Fight the good fight and show how strong you are.

Or you can winge like a girl

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs

maybe it was shooting that all over the place thats left him weak and vulnerable and open to the flu

Hey I hadn't thought of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Somebody make that man a hot toddy and give him a blanky.

It's the man flu for heavens sake it's not to be taken lightly.

And who's gonna sing soft kitty too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs

Lmfao care to find out

Are you up to it?

Stop spanking the monkey this is man flu we are talking about....

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Mr Blade sir stay strong you may well be at deaths door but the reaper is not ready for you yet. Fight the good fight and show how strong you are.

Or you can winge like a girl

Waaaa Waaaa Waaaa and 1 more for effect waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a chicken Cuppa Soup

You will be fine in the morning

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs

Lmfao care to find out

Are you up to it?

Stop spanking the monkey this is man flu we are talking about....

I am actually as for spanking the monkey I haven't the strength that why I need you obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*passes bladey the tissues*

"
he's got a man flu he's not had a wank. Have yer ?????

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Somebody make that man a hot toddy and give him a blanky.

It's the man flu for heavens sake it's not to be taken lightly.

And who's gonna sing soft kitty too? "

Thanks flash. At least some understand the gravity of my situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It hurts blade but us blokes know what your going through be strong....oh and have a whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*passes bladey the tissues*

he's got a man flu he's not had a wank. Have yer ?????

No apparently he wants me for hand jobs

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"*passes bladey the tissues*

he's got a man flu he's not had a wank. Have yer ?????

I'm scared to mate might be lumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs

Lmfao care to find out

Are you up to it?

Stop spanking the monkey this is man flu we are talking about....

I am actually as for spanking the monkey I haven't the strength that why I need you obviously

So I do all the work?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"*passes bladey the tissues*

he's got a man flu he's not had a wank. Have yer ?????

No apparently he wants me for hand jobs

Hand fucking hand that not enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs

Lmfao care to find out

Are you up to it?

Stop spanking the monkey this is man flu we are talking about....

I am actually as for spanking the monkey I haven't the strength that why I need you obviously

So I do all the work?

for lumpy rewards - is it a good thing to do

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs

Lmfao care to find out

Are you up to it?

Stop spanking the monkey this is man flu we are talking about....

I am actually as for spanking the monkey I haven't the strength that why I need you obviously

So I do all the work?

Only till I'm better then I'll regain my pride of place xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs

Lmfao care to find out

Are you up to it?

Stop spanking the monkey this is man flu we are talking about....

I am actually as for spanking the monkey I haven't the strength that why I need you obviously

So I do all the work?

for lumpy rewards - is it a good thing to do"

What's in it for me lumps are my thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I call you an ambulance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodbye brave bladester, we never met but we shared a passion for all things CBR related (I race 2 of them) and heated garages, is there really any other kind?

You fought the good fight Sir, but sometimes we have to acknowledge when we're about to be overrun! In the highly unlikely event that you do manage to scrape through and fly in the face of medical science, remember, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger*

*With the exception of Polio.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs

Lmfao care to find out

Are you up to it?

Stop spanking the monkey this is man flu we are talking about....

I am actually as for spanking the monkey I haven't the strength that why I need you obviously

So I do all the work?

for lumpy rewards - is it a good thing to do

What's in it for me lumps are my thing...

Stop moaning woman and get on with it Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg not the man flu it's fatal .

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Goodbye brave bladester, we never met but we shared a passion for all things CBR related (I race 2 of them) and heated garages, is there really any other kind?

*With the exception of Polio."

Cheers bro. Takes a biker to get a biker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dibs on the blade!!!

I called it first."

Dibs pillion if you're mental. I love fear.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Omg not the man flu it's fatal ."

In 99% of cases yes and that nasty vira 1 won't even do the work. Looking for a volunteer if you care to apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs

Lmfao care to find out

Are you up to it?

Stop spanking the monkey this is man flu we are talking about....

I am actually as for spanking the monkey I haven't the strength that why I need you obviously

So I do all the work?

for lumpy rewards - is it a good thing to do

What's in it for me lumps are my thing...

Stop moaning woman and get on with it Jesus "

Any offer like that how can I refuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I send you the rest of that bottle of weird bicardi? Then you can sleep, either through your departure, or till you're better?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Meh, it's a sniffle, man up! !

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You lot are horrible. Stomps off in a huff and go's unless

unless

Unless he can't type unlos

wont be able to type anything if he has manflu

I wonder does man flu affect his skunk lump-age?

spunk ffs

Lmfao care to find out

Are you up to it?

Stop spanking the monkey this is man flu we are talking about....

I am actually as for spanking the monkey I haven't the strength that why I need you obviously

So I do all the work?

for lumpy rewards - is it a good thing to do

What's in it for me lumps are my thing...

Stop moaning woman and get on with it Jesus

Any offer like that how can I refuse?

That's what I thought. Yep I no I'm smooth as fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*passes bladey the tissues*

he's got a man flu he's not had a wank. Have yer ?????

No apparently he wants me for hand jobs

"
oh right nice move mate. Smooth

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shall I send you the rest of that bottle of weird bicardi? Then you can sleep, either through your departure, or till you're better?

That really would finish me off. It's bloody awful

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Meh, it's a sniffle, man up! !

If you lot can mean about child birth that us bloke take in a stride I can have a little winge when the reapers knocking at my door OK

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"*passes bladey the tissues*

he's got a man flu he's not had a wank. Have yer ?????

No apparently he wants me for hand jobs

oh right nice move mate. Smooth

You tort me all I no mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dibs on the blade!!!

I called it first.

Pmsl. It's a very pampered pooch i even fitted a radiator in the garage to keep it warm. Can you keep it in the way it's a custom to ????"

I will move the bench out of the rack and it can sit on the nice soft rubber floor i put down in the garage

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"*passes bladey the tissues*

he's got a man flu he's not had a wank. Have yer ?????

No apparently he wants me for hand jobs

oh right nice move mate. Smooth

You tort me all I no mate

Magnum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meh, it's a sniffle, man up! !

If you lot can mean about child birth that us bloke take in a stride I can have a little winge when the reapers knocking at my door OK

"
I will never forget my bout of man flu. I was soooo brave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I send you the rest of that bottle of weird bicardi? Then you can sleep, either through your departure, or till you're better?

That really would finish me off. It's bloody awful

Iv not touched it since. Memory blank off to drinks is not cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*passes bladey the tissues*

he's got a man flu he's not had a wank. Have yer ?????

No apparently he wants me for hand jobs

oh right nice move mate. Smooth

You tort me all I no mate

Magnum

"
lol

shut yer fuck up and die

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Dibs on the blade!!!

I called it first.

Pmsl. It's a very pampered pooch i even fitted a radiator in the garage to keep it warm. Can you keep it in the way it's a custom to ????

I will move the bench out of the rack and it can sit on the nice soft rubber floor i put down in the garage "

Pfft it's used to Axminster. I shit you not

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"*passes bladey the tissues*

he's got a man flu he's not had a wank. Have yer ?????

No apparently he wants me for hand jobs

oh right nice move mate. Smooth

You tort me all I no mate

Magnum

lol

shut yer fuck up and die "

Awwwww touchy

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shall I send you the rest of that bottle of weird bicardi? Then you can sleep, either through your departure, or till you're better?

That really would finish me off. It's bloody awful

Iv not touched it since. Memory blank off to drinks is not cool.

Don't is all I can say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*passes bladey the tissues*

he's got a man flu he's not had a wank. Have yer ?????

No apparently he wants me for hand jobs

oh right nice move mate. Smooth

You tort me all I no mate

Magnum

lol

shut yer fuck up and die

Awwwww touchy

"
it is a forum ban for discussing pm s.

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"Dibs on the blade!!!

I called it first.

Pmsl. It's a very pampered pooch i even fitted a radiator in the garage to keep it warm. Can you keep it in the way it's a custom to ????

I will move the bench out of the rack and it can sit on the nice soft rubber floor i put down in the garage

Pfft it's used to Axminster. I shit you not

If it's comfort it needs it can have pride of place in my living room, close enough to the window to have perfect breeze in summer, near to the radiator for those cold winter nights...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I send you the rest of that bottle of weird bicardi? Then you can sleep, either through your departure, or till you're better?

That really would finish me off. It's bloody awful

Iv not touched it since. Memory blank off to drinks is not cool.

Don't is all I can say

Not likely too, iv better ways to chill out and sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

You call it man flu, us ladies call it the sniffles...

Man up

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Meh, it's a sniffle, man up! !

If you lot can mean about child birth that us bloke take in a stride I can have a little winge when the reapers knocking at my door OK

Men give birth in Manchester? ?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"*passes bladey the tissues*

he's got a man flu he's not had a wank. Have yer ?????

No apparently he wants me for hand jobs

oh right nice move mate. Smooth

You tort me all I no mate

Magnum

lol

shut yer fuck up and die

Awwwww touchy

it is a forum ban for discussing pm s.

Your giving it away now mate carfull it's going to become a thing

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

You call it man flu, us ladies call it the sniffles...

Man up

Is there an echo in here. ...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

You call it man flu, us ladies call it the sniffles...

Man up

"
I will have you know it's the closest thing to deaths door us men will ever experience

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Dibs on the blade!!!

I called it first.

Pmsl. It's a very pampered pooch i even fitted a radiator in the garage to keep it warm. Can you keep it in the way it's a custom to ????

I will move the bench out of the rack and it can sit on the nice soft rubber floor i put down in the garage

Pfft it's used to Axminster. I shit you not

If it's comfort it needs it can have pride of place in my living room, close enough to the window to have perfect breeze in summer, near to the radiator for those cold winter nights... "

Before I bought this place I had a cbr6 on 1 side of my telly a vfr750 the other. Strangely enough the telly was never on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

You call it man flu, us ladies call it the sniffles...

Man up

Is there an echo in here. ...??

Lol, my bad. I hadn't even read the thread. Just the opening post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*passes bladey the tissues*

he's got a man flu he's not had a wank. Have yer ?????

No apparently he wants me for hand jobs

oh right nice move mate. Smooth

You tort me all I no mate

Magnum

lol

shut yer fuck up and die

Awwwww touchy

it is a forum ban for discussing pm s.

Your giving it away now mate carfull it's going to become a thing

"
ain't got a clue what yer talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Could be serious, sounds like you've got the lesser strain of chick-flu judging by your post.

Man up soppy bollocks

Loves ya really

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Meh, it's a sniffle, man up! !

If you lot can mean about child birth that us bloke take in a stride I can have a little winge when the reapers knocking at my door OK

Men give birth in Manchester? ?

No we have to be there and put up with you lot wittering on about how we put it there and get this thing out of me. Then you have the cheek to moan at us just because we have a crafty sniff on the gas. We just can't do right for wrong us blokes

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Could be serious, sounds like you've got the lesser strain of chick-flu judging by your post.

Man up soppy bollocks

Loves ya really

I see your intouch with your female side mate

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

You call it man flu, us ladies call it the sniffles...

Man up

Is there an echo in here. ...??

Lol, my bad. I hadn't even read the thread. Just the opening post.

Great minds think alike...wimpy men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dibs on the blade!!!

I called it first.

Pmsl. It's a very pampered pooch i even fitted a radiator in the garage to keep it warm. Can you keep it in the way it's a custom to ????

I will move the bench out of the rack and it can sit on the nice soft rubber floor i put down in the garage

Pfft it's used to Axminster. I shit you not

If it's comfort it needs it can have pride of place in my living room, close enough to the window to have perfect breeze in summer, near to the radiator for those cold winter nights...

Before I bought this place I had a cbr6 on 1 side of my telly a vfr750 the other. Strangely enough the telly was never on

Ahhhh, stereo!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

You call it man flu, us ladies call it the sniffles...

Man up

I will have you know it's the closest thing to deaths door us men will ever experience "

They just don't understand do they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Could be serious, sounds like you've got the lesser strain of chick-flu judging by your post.

Man up soppy bollocks

Loves ya really

I see your intouch with your female side mate

Not a day off sick in 12 years and counting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

You call it man flu, us ladies call it the sniffles...

Man up

I will have you know it's the closest thing to deaths door us men will ever experience

They just don't understand do they "

Oh we understand, Mr Blade. We just get on with it.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Dibs on the blade!!!

I called it first.

Pmsl. It's a very pampered pooch i even fitted a radiator in the garage to keep it warm. Can you keep it in the way it's a custom to ????

I will move the bench out of the rack and it can sit on the nice soft rubber floor i put down in the garage

Pfft it's used to Axminster. I shit you not

If it's comfort it needs it can have pride of place in my living room, close enough to the window to have perfect breeze in summer, near to the radiator for those cold winter nights...

Before I bought this place I had a cbr6 on 1 side of my telly a vfr750 the other. Strangely enough the telly was never on

Ahhhh, stereo! "

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Could be serious, sounds like you've got the lesser strain of chick-flu judging by your post.

Man up soppy bollocks

Loves ya really

I see your intouch with your female side mate

Not a day off sick in 12 years and counting

I had to call in sick the other week. Well what do they expect I'd run out of holidays not my fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Could be serious, sounds like you've got the lesser strain of chick-flu judging by your post.

Man up soppy bollocks

Loves ya really

I see your intouch with your female side mate

Not a day off sick in 12 years and counting

I had to call in sick the other week. Well what do they expect I'd run out of holidays not my fault

I like to call them medicinal vacations

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

You call it man flu, us ladies call it the sniffles...

Man up

I will have you know it's the closest thing to deaths door us men will ever experience

They just don't understand do they

Oh we understand, Mr Blade. We just get on with it.

Task task task you really have no idea you lumpy jumpers

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Could be serious, sounds like you've got the lesser strain of chick-flu judging by your post.

Man up soppy bollocks

Loves ya really

I see your intouch with your female side mate

Not a day off sick in 12 years and counting

I had to call in sick the other week. Well what do they expect I'd run out of holidays not my fault

I like to call them medicinal vacations

It should be in the contract. Would save a lot of hassle all round

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"Dibs on the blade!!!

I called it first.

Pmsl. It's a very pampered pooch i even fitted a radiator in the garage to keep it warm. Can you keep it in the way it's a custom to ????

I will move the bench out of the rack and it can sit on the nice soft rubber floor i put down in the garage

Pfft it's used to Axminster. I shit you not

If it's comfort it needs it can have pride of place in my living room, close enough to the window to have perfect breeze in summer, near to the radiator for those cold winter nights...

Before I bought this place I had a cbr6 on 1 side of my telly a vfr750 the other. Strangely enough the telly was never on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you should've had your flu jab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh we understand, Mr Blade. We just get on with it.

Task task task you really have no idea you lumpy jumpers

Hang on... What's that I hear every time I open this thread... Oh yeah....

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oh we understand, Mr Blade. We just get on with it.

Task task task you really have no idea you lumpy jumpers

Hang on... What's that I hear every time I open this thread... Oh yeah....

I used to like you you know.... OK fancy is more the word

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Maybe you should've had your flu jab?

That's an age dig isn't it. Tosh sort her out ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you should've had your flu jab?

That's an age dig isn't it. Tosh sort her out ffs

Not at all, I've had mine! And I'm not nearly as old as you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you should've had your flu jab?

That's an age dig isn't it. Tosh sort her out ffs

"
I got a text asking me to come in for my flue jab. Cheeky bastuds

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Maybe you should've had your flu jab?

That's an age dig isn't it. Tosh sort her out ffs

Not at all, I've had mine! And I'm not nearly as old as you!

Really

you can only get it hear if your a pensioner or have health issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh we understand, Mr Blade. We just get on with it.

Task task task you really have no idea you lumpy jumpers

Hang on... What's that I hear every time I open this thread... Oh yeah....

I used to like you you know.... OK fancy is more the word

Aww, that's sweet

thanks!

But.... My "man up" comment still stands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you should've had your flu jab?

That's an age dig isn't it. Tosh sort her out ffs

Not at all, I've had mine! And I'm not nearly as old as you!

Really

you can only get it hear if your a pensioner or have health issues "
you do. You have man flu

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"[Removed by poster at 19/12/15 00:32:11]"

Bitch

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Maybe you should've had your flu jab?

That's an age dig isn't it. Tosh sort her out ffs

Not at all, I've had mine! And I'm not nearly as old as you!

Really

you can only get it hear if your a pensioner or have health issues you do. You have man flu "

Hmmmmm hadn't thought of that very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you should've had your flu jab?

That's an age dig isn't it. Tosh sort her out ffs

Not at all, I've had mine! And I'm not nearly as old as you!

Really

you can only get it hear if your a pensioner or have health issues you do. You have man flu

Hmmmmm hadn't thought of that very true "
It's 80quid from the pharmacy

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Right off to my coffin later all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right off to my coffin later all xx"

Bring tissues!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Right off to my coffin later all xx

Bring tissues!"

Don't need em now I looked at your pics earlier. ... ohhhh for the flu right silly me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu ,know the signs

1) Tissue overuse

2) Watery eyes

3) Attention seeking

4) The sniffles

Think man flu . . Think TWAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man flu ,know the signs

1) Tissue overuse

2) Watery eyes

3) Attention seeking

4) The sniffles

Think man flu . . Think TWAT

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right off to my coffin later all xx

Bring tissues!

Don't need em now I looked at your pics earlier. ... ohhhh for the flu right silly me

Smartarse

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By *fricanMann2077Man
over a year ago

Stoke On Trent

See you around. We gonna miss you.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Right off to my coffin later all xx

Bring tissues!

Don't need em now I looked at your pics earlier. ... ohhhh for the flu right silly me

Smartarse

You know it

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Maybe you should've had your flu jab?

That's an age dig isn't it. Tosh sort her out ffs

Not at all, I've had mine! And I'm not nearly as old as you!

Really

you can only get it hear if your a pensioner or have health issues you do. You have man flu "

Hahaha!

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Men!!!!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

You may or may not be happy to know I made it threw the night. Sadly I see some didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You still here ffs ..I had my black dress óot ready...

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"You still here ffs ..I had my black dress óot ready...

I was looking forward to the finger buffet after the service. Never been to a swingers funeral before.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

With friends like you 2 what use have I for enemies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You still here ffs ..I had my black dress óot ready...

I was looking forward to the finger buffet after the service. Never been to a swingers funeral before.

Good lord I'd not go near no finger buffet ...you never know where some fingers have been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With friends like you 2 what use have I for enemies

You know we luuuurrrrrrrve ya now are ya fecking dying or u just got a runny nose

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"With friends like you 2 what use have I for enemies

You know we luuuurrrrrrrve ya now are ya fecking dying or u just got a runny nose

If coughing blood is a sniffle then that. As I said not long for this world

Croke. ... rip blade he came he concern he loved his boutifull black black angel of death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS another drama queen.....get to drs if ya coughing up blood man

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

And the winner of Fab drama queen 20015 goes to Blade. At least you have another use for your tissues now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweetly if coughing up blood A & E for you that's a sign of flu and pneumonia - if it's just flecks of blood .... Rest/fluids/garlic/honey .....

Hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had pneumonia last Christmas , the perfecto chrimbo present lol.

Heaps of antibiotics and no wine !!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

No no stop fussing the bloods from my throat it's row but that's for concern nice to no the stranger care my so called friend just take the piss. .... fuckers

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"And the winner of Fab drama queen 20015 goes to Blade. At least you have another use for your tissues now.

He takes his bow. Should I make a speech hmmmmmm

The tissues bit nearly finished me off from laffing

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"No no stop fussing the bloods from my throat it's row but that's for concern nice to no the stranger care my so called friend just take the piss. .... fuckers

Ring 111 and get medical advice. You probably need antibiotics if your throat is bleeding. *looks over glasses. I'm waiting!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Man flu is deadly serious and often fatal. My wife didn't believe me, so I had my GP (a man) explain it to her. She still doesn't believe me.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"No no stop fussing the bloods from my throat it's row but that's for concern nice to no the stranger care my so called friend just take the piss. .... fuckers

Ring 111 and get medical advice. You probably need antibiotics if your throat is bleeding. *looks over glasses. I'm waiting!"

Owwww I got a little tingle then Mrs smooth I love that look...

Oh shit just thought please tell me that is Mrs smooth

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"No no stop fussing the bloods from my throat it's row but that's for concern nice to no the stranger care my so called friend just take the piss. .... fuckers

Ring 111 and get medical advice. You probably need antibiotics if your throat is bleeding. *looks over glasses. I'm waiting!

Owwww I got a little tingle then Mrs smooth I love that look...

Oh shit just thought please tell me that is Mrs smooth

We both wear glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

"
hurry up and go then , we've got you in the Fab stiff stakes

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

hurry up and go then , we've got you in the Fab stiff stakes

Stiff stakes love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

byeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

hurry up and go then , we've got you in the Fab stiff stakes

on th plus side Bladey if you croak we promise to split the winnings with you

Stiff stakes love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

{{strokes brow}} There there, you poor boy

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Was there an award for stiffest male on the other thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell is he still at it...worse than the dying swan rountine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still alive then!

Bloody drama queen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still alive, Mr Blade.

How are the sniffles?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

No more, it's no longer funny, I keep thinking I'll be the only one left soon - oh and get over it, I don't do sympathy xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr blade have you survived the night .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take more than man flu to finish the cranky git off. Hes to stubborn to pop his clogs!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Take more than man flu to finish the cranky git off. Hes to stubborn to pop his clogs!"

You do no to a true blood Salford lad like me that a very big compliment. So thank you even though it wasn't ment hahaha bitch xxxxxx

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Right looks like I've no choice but to do it myself. ...

Soft kittie warm kittie little ball of fur... soft kittie warm kittie purr purr purr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is getting a bit long winded now dude! Either the man flu is gonna finish you off or youre just whinging and it's not that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take more than man flu to finish the cranky git off. Hes to stubborn to pop his clogs!

You do no to a true blood Salford lad like me that a very big compliment. So thank you even though it wasn't ment hahaha bitch xxxxxx"

Wasn't intended as an insult, I knew you would take it as a good thing. I think it is. X on and I ment flu jab is 8quid, not 80!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Bloody hell is he still at it...worse than the dying swan rountine

Haha yes lots of flapping and floundering about!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Take more than man flu to finish the cranky git off. Hes to stubborn to pop his clogs!

You do no to a true blood Salford lad like me that a very big compliment. So thank you even though it wasn't ment hahaha bitch xxxxxx

Wasn't intended as an insult, I knew you would take it as a good thing. I think it is. X on and I ment flu jab is 8quid, not 80!

Oii big nose I no you didn't or I'd not have replied so double

to you

Hmmmm £8 now that got to be worth it cheers bit sodding late like but hey

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Men can be so dramatic when it comes to man flu

try having acute pancreatitis like i have

its painfull when you first have it.im ok now symtoms have settled i was on a drip for 5 days in hospital.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"This is getting a bit long winded now dude! Either the man flu is gonna finish you off or youre just whinging and it's not that bad

Get used to it. I'm after beating the nocturnal threads record think it went to a part 7 when it was the real fun days on here. so this has to go to a part 8 at least and as the lady said up there I shown the moul how to be stubborn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Are you feeling a little better Hun ? - or do I have to don my nurses outfit and head on over to feel for a pulse - in your willy?

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By *iscomanMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Fire blade man up

You ain't I'll

Thought you MANC's were supposed to be tough

You wuss. Get well soon

Happy Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Are you feeling a little better Hun ? - or do I have to don my nurses outfit and head on over to feel for a pulse - in your willy?

He ain't never going to get better with offers like that!!

Tho if you are putting the nurses outfit on, I'm feeling poorly too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Are you feeling a little better Hun ? - or do I have to don my nurses outfit and head on over to feel for a pulse - in your willy?

He ain't never going to get better with offers like that!!

Tho if you are putting the nurses outfit on, I'm feeling poorly too....

Ok - but where would I feel for your pulse??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Are you feeling a little better Hun ? - or do I have to don my nurses outfit and head on over to feel for a pulse - in your willy?

He ain't never going to get better with offers like that!!

Tho if you are putting the nurses outfit on, I'm feeling poorly too....

Ok - but where would I feel for your pulse??

Well if you try and find it in my cock I'll be pronounced dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Are you feeling a little better Hun ? - or do I have to don my nurses outfit and head on over to feel for a pulse - in your willy?

He ain't never going to get better with offers like that!!

Tho if you are putting the nurses outfit on, I'm feeling poorly too....

Ok - but where would I feel for your pulse??

Well if you try and find it in my cock I'll be pronounced dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

You absolute barsteward, how could you come on hear with the deadliest illness known to mankind... I was fine yesterday, woke up with first symptoms today after reading your post

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"This could very well be my last ever post

. I'm dying I have the that fatal strain of man flu so not long for this world. good bye my dear friend fuck off to my enemies. I was right you was wrong

Are you feeling a little better Hun ? - or do I have to don my nurses outfit and head on over to feel for a pulse - in your willy?

Now now dont tease poor blade. you no if been after getting you in my pants since we met. How long ago must be 2 years ago at cheeky party. And right now I'm at work probably minutes away from you..... by the way I finish at 7

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By *av1970Man
over a year ago

Tattershall

Ah the dreaded manthrax or manbola....takes it to a whole new level of misery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the thread is almost dead

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ah the dreaded manthrax or manbola....takes it to a whole new level of misery

Haha good names

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

" the thread is almost dead

Like me it will live again

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