FabSwingers.com forum: Verifications that make me LOL

By *r.Genuine OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Seriously some verifications on this site are comical, and honestly they make me cringe.

Such as "he has a suckable cock " or "great shag"

Anybody else feel cringed out?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I have some saying I was a shit shag and slightly better than a wank.

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By *r.Genuine OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have some saying I was a shit shag and slightly better than a wank. "

Haha really?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I have some saying I was a shit shag and slightly better than a wank.

Haha really? "
have a look.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Seriously some verifications on this site are comical, and honestly they make me cringe.

Such as "he has a suckable cock " or "great shag"

Anybody else feel cringed out?"

Rushes to check our verifications before posting on the thread ....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I have some saying I was a shit shag and slightly better than a wank.

Haha really? have a look. "
I'm also better than watching paint dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the self promoting veris that make me laugh - the 'I fucked her hard with my 9 inch dick and she squealed as I made her squirt all over the bed' type

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"It's the self promoting veris that make me laugh - the 'I fucked her hard with my 9 inch dick and she squealed as I made her squirt all over the bed' type

Or the ones that advertise their own upcoming party ....

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By *r.Genuine OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"It's the self promoting veris that make me laugh - the 'I fucked her hard with my 9 inch dick and she squealed as I made her squirt all over the bed' type

I feel the same mate, some people think their porn stars

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Seriously some verifications on this site are comical, and honestly they make me cringe.

Such as "he has a suckable cock " or "great shag"

Anybody else feel cringed out?"

The ones which make me crack up are the ones which describe him as "genuine". Genuine what? Twat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He made me cum like 5 times in 10 mins and has the most suckable cock dont let this man pass u by u will regret it.

Ffs if i aint fucked them and am never gonna how the fuck will i regret it.

And yes there is probs one like it on our profile but hell yhea

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

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has the most suckable cock

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Any cock covered in a chocolate spread is most suckable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when people say oh its the first time ive had that done and you know full well it isnt -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the ones where they talk about what a genuine gent he is, that he truly is a great person and that he is doing you a favour for shagging you

And like he has a great sense of humour and isn't a one trick pony. Hate all that shut

I prefer the ones that say, "real person, not inflatible"...

Now what do my veris say.... aww shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Shag, I am disappointed. I always imagined you as a half-an-hour man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Shag, I am disappointed. I always imagined you as a half-an-hour man

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lol yes and no 30min is way to much for me, about 2min or so I can last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two mins?

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Shag, I am disappointed. I always imagined you as a half-an-hour man

lol yes and no 30min is way to much for me, about 2min or so I can last

shag the brag - shhhhhhhh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a Dyson made me lol

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

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has the most suckable cock

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Any cock covered in a chocolate spread is most suckable"

Makes mental note for next meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two mins?

Show off "
Yes abit there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Shag, I am disappointed. I always imagined you as a half-an-hour man

lol yes and no 30min is way to much for me, about 2min or so I can last

shag the brag - shhhhhhhh xx"
I know. I luke to brag abit lol

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Seen one recently that says fuck off she's mine...

Get off the site then

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

Lol all of these posts are brill,it will keep me smiling

tomorrow at work thanks peeps xt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen one recently that says fuck off she's mine...

Get off the site then

I've seen similar...and there are normally more than 1 veri from that person.

I am displaying my most Acceptable verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna display one of my favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a veri says "don't pass this one by" that really gets on my tits and being way too descriptive about a meet by the poster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Shag you have the funniest profile I've read on here haha haribos and the last line is classic !

Ps I've met guys with delayed ejaculation and yes hours !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah most of them were pretty cringe worthy. When I had veris before, I just hid them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Shag you have the funniest profile I've read on here haha haribos and the last line is classic !

Ps I've met guys with delayed ejaculation and yes hours !"
Hi and thanks sarah, yes them haribos are my favourite, especially the cola bottles and yeah thought I would make a fun ending to the profile with that line.

I didn't know that with delayed ejaculation you could go on for longer, its getting warmer don't it, summer almost here x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat her right guys or you'll have me to blah blah.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I never read veris, PM me details of some good ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much all of them make me cringe, they're usually just so saccharine and sycophantic and bleugh.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Seriously some verifications on this site are comical, and honestly they make me cringe.

Such as "he has a suckable cock " or "great shag"

Anybody else feel cringed out?"

Yep, verifications tend to put me off, full stop.

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

I don't read them

might go blind if I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not to be missed"

"treat them XXXXX"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some saying I was a shit shag and slightly better than a wank.

Haha really? have a look. "

Can't believe I just read through your veris lol

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By *havedbearMan
over a year ago

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Shag, I am disappointed. I always imagined you as a half-an-hour man

lol yes and no 30min is way to much for me, about 2min or so I can last

2 mins that's two shags and a fag inbetween

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...

has the most suckable cock

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Any cock covered in a chocolate spread is most suckable"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Shag, I am disappointed. I always imagined you as a half-an-hour man

lol yes and no 30min is way to much for me, about 2min or so I can last

2 mins that's two shags and a fag inbetween

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That is right, it is all about saving time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't read them

might go blind if I did

Haha that made me lol !

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"...

has the most suckable cock

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Any cock covered in a chocolate spread is most suckable

hides the Nutella

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon

One of my favourite ones on mine is that I have a fanny like a wizards sleeve haha... Obviously joking.. I hope

I love the comical ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some saying I was a shit shag and slightly better than a wank.

Haha really? have a look.

Can't believe I just read through your veris lol

I read through them too! Then realised I'd read them before hehe

Just had to resurrect this thread!

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By *havedbearMan
over a year ago

"One of my favourite ones on mine is that I have a fanny like a wizards sleeve haha... Obviously joking.. I hope

I love the comical ones. "

He must have meant that it felt magical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see a list from the same person on there It tells me a lot .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some saying I was a shit shag and slightly better than a wank.

Haha really? have a look. "

I was just going to look but iv been blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A true gent/real lady

dont pass him/her by

treat her with respect and you will be rewarded

aaaaarrrgggggghhhhhh

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I left one for a guy who pissed me off by continually badgering me in to a meet. Made him choose heads or tails, flipped a coin and told him he'd better get ready. No reciprocation bj. Gritted my teeth, went through with it, fucked off immediately, barracked him for a verification and two months later left him...

"If you want it badly, that's how you'll get it."

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Shag you have the funniest profile I've read on here haha haribos and the last line is classic !

Ps I've met guys with delayed ejaculation and yes hours !"
yeah he does I like the bit about having burger and fries in the summer if you have a garden haha I've got delayed ejaculation frustrating though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fucked and sucked like whore took it in every hole and swallowed my load.

Treat this lady with the upmost respect??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen cocks that look suckable,I've seen some I wouldn't want in my mouth. That doesn't mean other women will probably think differently. I don't read that many verifications to laugh or cringe about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously some verifications on this site are comical, and honestly they make me cringe.

Such as "he has a suckable cock " or "great shag"

Anybody else feel cringed out?"

Yeah ... The ones which when you look aren't shown at all ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...

has the most suckable cock

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Any cock covered in a chocolate spread is most suckable

hides the Nutella "

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She fucked and sucked like whore took it in every hole and swallowed my load.

Treat this lady with the upmost respect??

This is brilliant lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A true gent/real lady

dont pass him/her by

treat her with respect and you will be rewarded

aaaaarrrgggggghhhhhh

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I had one that read

"Nice chunky cock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I left one for a guy who pissed me off by continually badgering me in to a meet. Made him choose heads or tails, flipped a coin and told him he'd better get ready. No reciprocation bj. Gritted my teeth, went through with it, fucked off immediately, barracked him for a verification and two months later left him...

"If you want it badly, that's how you'll get it.""

Why would you meet him if you really weren't that arsed to? I'm genuinely confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one that read

"Nice chunky cock"

Well diamond joe all your veri's made me laugh !! You've been described as everything hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's more fun reading both the two veris, read one recently where a single girl was obviously at a party, and she had put things like great night everyone was nice and polite, was nervous to start with, met some nice people etc.

The blokes all put how they all fucked her, give her the best shag of her life and that she took on five guys in one night, sucked like a demon etc, even said she'd be a great addition to any party.

Reading it was a little sobering, that all the blokes just thought she was there to be used and abused and hired out to the next party.

I'd not be happy with them sort of comments about S. But if she's happy with that good luck to her.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dressed to kill always makes me think. I go to meets in heels and dresses or corsets.

If I was going to kill some one it would be forensic suits, gloves boots and a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dressed to kill always makes me think. I go to meets in heels and dresses or corsets.

If I was going to kill some one it would be forensic suits, gloves boots and a hat "

There's a few pairs of my big pants I could probably smother someone with mind...

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol

Id rather have a great shag that lasts 10 mins than a crap shag that lasts hours...pergatory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Shag you have the funniest profile I've read on here haha haribos and the last line is classic !

Ps I've met guys with delayed ejaculation and yes hours ! yeah he does I like the bit about having burger and fries in the summer if you have a garden haha I've got delayed ejaculation frustrating though"
Thanks and yes as it is soon barbeque weather as well lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the ones claiming someone has a "tasty" cock. Cock has a taste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need more comedy verification that tell the truth yet leave everyone with a good chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumping this thread as it's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best one i got on my old profile:

"Should have stayed in his igloo"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I have some saying I was a shit shag and slightly better than a wank. "

Diamondsmiles knows what she's talking about obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe Mr P Bear. I'm guessing they thought polar not Paddington. Nice photos !

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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area

A favourite I've seen on a friend's profile merely says: "They're OK".

I always find it amusing when ones written by guys end up being more about themselves. "She took all of my 9 inches... blah blah blah"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Pmsl

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"She fucked and sucked like whore took it in every hole and swallowed my load.

Treat this lady with the upmost respect??

Those are the ones that make me laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fav on ours is- Been there, done them, can't live with the shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol

Oh Nooo!!! I had six hours of torture before and I am not joking... Got bored after the first hour. Fuck knows what was wrong with the guy.. I gave up in the end and ran home ... Said I needed to get home for dinner :/ "
lol yes, yeah that was to long time and I bet you was sore after for a bit too, 10min or so is good time I recon.

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sucks like a Dyson made me lol"

Fuuucccckkkk, that's on our profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a Dyson made me lol

Fuuucccckkkk, that's on our profile."

I have a veri about a Dyson!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys always put silly things like "treat her with respect or you'll have me to deal with"?

Well ok then "Mr passive aggressive slightly too obsessessed crazy man" I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annoys me when verifications start with "Met this couple well what can I say..." - You say it best when you say nothing at all.

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

"I think it's more fun reading both the two veris, read one recently where a single girl was obviously at a party, and she had put things like great night everyone was nice and polite, was nervous to start with, met some nice people etc.

The blokes all put how they all fucked her, give her the best shag of her life and that she took on five guys in one night, sucked like a demon etc, even said she'd be a great addition to any party.

Reading it was a little sobering, that all the blokes just thought she was there to be used and abused and hired out to the next party.

I'd not be happy with them sort of comments about S. But if she's happy with that good luck to her.

Pssst i dont suppose you got her phone number did ya ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fav on ours is- Been there, done them, can't live with the shame

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Tbh not seen meny bad ones or even funny ones might just be me? Also I have not had a bad one yet...... or any yet lol

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Why do guys always put silly things like "treat her with respect or you'll have me to deal with"?

Well ok then "Mr passive aggressive slightly too obsessessed crazy man" I will

Tells you more about the men really, doesn't it? Those types usually say 'bring your 'A-game', too'.

It's the usual alpha-male rubbish of puffing out his chest, marking his territory etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a Dyson made me lol

Fuuucccckkkk, that's on our profile.

I have a veri about a Dyson!

Haha that whole veri is hilarious

The ones that make me laugh are when they say "Has a great cock and knows how to use it" , make me think there's a whole group of men looking down puzzled at their cock, thinking "what on earth do i do with this??"

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

maybe they should just give marks out of 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a Dyson made me lol

Fuuucccckkkk, that's on our profile.

I have a veri about a Dyson!

Haha that whole veri is hilarious

There are a few who don't know what to do with a naked woman haha ergo not knowing what to do with their cocks !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fav on ours is- Been there, done them, can't live with the shame

Jealous. I need that veri!

My favourite bore the legend

'Not bad'

Shame he pissed off and took his veri with him. I was awfully proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like it when they go into so much detail!

I just write 'all good' or 'no complaints'

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Don't like it when they go into so much detail!

I just write 'all good' or 'no complaints'

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A lot of them are cringeworthy, but I like the system, I think you can read a lot between the lines. Going back to the dating sites makes me really miss them too lol - do I really want to invest weeks in someone who might be totally sexually incompatible??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a female says in her veri 'he left me wanting more'

That can't be good can it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of them are cringeworthy, but I like the system, I think you can read a lot between the lines. Going back to the dating sites makes me really miss them too lol - do I really want to invest weeks in someone who might be totally sexually incompatible??

You can tell from first shag if your right for each other or not in my humble opinion from my personal experience. It's if you got that "chemistry" thing going on. That's what it's all about but unfortunately sooo damned hard to find

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Yes, but the point is, contrary to my presence on this site, I actually don't want to shag a lot of people to find out if I like shagging them!! Catch 22!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like reading between the lines of the veri system. It's often that bits that are missed out that tells you exactly what you want to know about a person before you decide to meet

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like reading between the lines of the veri system. It's often that bits that are missed out that tells you exactly what you want to know about a person before you decide to meet

Mrs"

I loose when they are described as genuine.

means they won't stand me up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, but the point is, contrary to my presence on this site, I actually don't want to shag a lot of people to find out if I like shagging them!! Catch 22!

Me neither and I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just read one said "her pussy tastes like honey..." of course he "can't wait to see her again"

So many veris are clearly sucking up hoping they will get another go haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just read one said "her pussy tastes like honey..." of course he "can't wait to see her again"

So many veris are clearly sucking up hoping they will get another go haha"

What was hers for him in curious if it tied up haha

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