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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on guys and gals. what have you improvised with as sex aids.

when i was a teenager i got some liver out the fridge and put it in an empty bean tin and fucked it like a pussy. oh then put the liver back in fridge

i went my mates for tea that night.

i only tried it as a friend said soldiers used to do it in the war. if it good enough for the troops its good enough for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys and gals. what have you improvised with as sex aids.

when i was a teenager i got some liver out the fridge and put it in an empty bean tin and fucked it like a pussy. oh then put the liver back in fridge

i went my mates for tea that night.

i only tried it as a friend said soldiers used to do it in the war. if it good enough for the troops its good enough for me. "

Wouldn't this be agonisingly cold?

When sorting out the 5kg trays of chicken breast I get just handling them while I trim and bag them up into potions makes my hands painfully cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on guys and gals. what have you improvised with as sex aids.

when i was a teenager i got some liver out the fridge and put it in an empty bean tin and fucked it like a pussy. oh then put the liver back in fridge

i went my mates for tea that night.

i only tried it as a friend said soldiers used to do it in the war. if it good enough for the troops its good enough for me.

Wouldn't this be agonisingly cold?

When sorting out the 5kg trays of chicken breast I get just handling them while I trim and bag them up into potions makes my hands painfully cold.

"

was a bit chilly. but was a like necropillia

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Chilly willy

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Come on guys and gals. what have you improvised with as sex aids.

when i was a teenager i got some liver out the fridge and put it in an empty bean tin and fucked it like a pussy. oh then put the liver back in fridge

i went my mates for tea that night.

i only tried it as a friend said soldiers used to do it in the war. if it good enough for the troops its good enough for me.

Wouldn't this be agonisingly cold?

When sorting out the 5kg trays of chicken breast I get just handling them while I trim and bag them up into potions makes my hands painfully cold.

was a bit chilly. but was a like necropillia"

Oh well that's ok then

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Come on guys and gals. what have you improvised with as sex aids.

when i was a teenager i got some liver out the fridge and put it in an empty bean tin and fucked it like a pussy. oh then put the liver back in fridge

i went my mates for tea that night.

i only tried it as a friend said soldiers used to do it in the war. if it good enough for the troops its good enough for me. "

WTF?!?!?

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