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Cock weight......????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have U fellows ever weighed ur cock! :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant say I have

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'm 11st 2.. my ex thinks I'm a knob...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Have U fellows ever weighed ur cock! :"

A girl once grabbed my cock... She said "wey..hey....!!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have U fellows ever weighed ur cock! :"

Have you weighed your foofoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but I can do a estimate, about 2kg, with my balls on the scale lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Is this like a stall at the church fete?

Guess the weight of the cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pounds and pounds and pounds! Well, for about 10-15 mins anyway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male of this couple is 12st....most of that weight is cock

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No idea

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"No idea "
although it varies quite a lot

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Lol crossed my mind before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it was a quarter pounder, now more of a Wimpy these days.

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By *attood_liverpool_ladMan
over a year ago

warrington

This is 1 thing I have never thought about lol (where's them scales)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Amazing that mainly guys answered.....I wonder y none of u have weighed "him" ......

Love the comments blokes.......

V

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was 10st 7lb of pure cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??

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If you get a stiffie more water will be displaced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd need dealer scales

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

its that a loaded or unloaded cock lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??

"

Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??

Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?"

Won't that just measure volume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have U fellows ever weighed ur cock! :"

No, but it's often been waheyed!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??

Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?

Won't that just measure volume? "

W = ?Vg

Or just measure the weight of the fluid before and after displacement without all the buoyancy calculations for a quick answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70kg but that cums with a bloke attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like a stall at the church fete?

Guess the weight of the cock

Your church is very different to the ones round here if you have those kind of stalls ........... the vicar would have a heart attack if the misses went in a mini skirt let along getting my cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??

Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?

Won't that just measure volume? "

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I displaced a full bath tub once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had one smack me around the face,I'm estimating it at 1lb 3 oz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had one smack me around the face,I'm estimating it at 1lb 3 oz. "
...I wasnt in the country that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??

Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?

Won't that just measure volume?

W = ?Vg

Or just measure the weight of the fluid before and after displacement without all the buoyancy calculations for a quick answer."

That'd work only if the penis was the same density/weight as the water though right?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??

Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?

Won't that just measure volume?

W = ?Vg

Or just measure the weight of the fluid before and after displacement without all the buoyancy calculations for a quick answer.

That'd work only if the penis was the same density/weight as the water though right?

"

Yep. But if it was engaged with blood it should be fairly easy to calculate the difference between that and water. Or use something with a similar density to blood instead of water. Custard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you reckon a cock would weight the same erect as it would soft?? xx

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I would like to thank you all for making me laugh out loud.

This is why I love the forums, however I'm still trying to figure out how to weigh my foo foo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is such thing as a heavy cock my ex had one still did the same job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??

Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?"

Love it .... Tears laughter xxx

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??

Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?

Won't that just measure volume?

W = ?Vg

Or just measure the weight of the fluid before and after displacement without all the buoyancy calculations for a quick answer.

That'd work only if the penis was the same density/weight as the water though right?

Yep. But if it was engaged with blood it should be fairly easy to calculate the difference between that and water. Or use something with a similar density to blood instead of water. Custard?"

That's seems awful complex...

Weigh the bloke... Chop his todger off. Then weigh the bloke again.. simples...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Painful!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not even sure I know how to do that....

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

FFS the bloody thing won't keep still on the scales, will one of the hens be any good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FFS the bloody thing won't keep still on the scales, will one of the hens be any good "

No chooks allowed ... Only true cocky weight my darling xxx

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"FFS the bloody thing won't keep still on the scales, will one of the hens be any good

No chooks allowed ... Only true cocky weight my darling xxx "

You do realise you have probably going to gets lots of pics of cocks on scales now. Makes nice change from sky remotes and can shots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FFS the bloody thing won't keep still on the scales, will one of the hens be any good

No chooks allowed ... Only true cocky weight my darling xxx

You do realise you have probably going to gets lots of pics of cocks on scales now. Makes nice change from sky remotes and can shots "

With the weight showing a few kilo I suspect

Belly laugh

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have U fellows ever weighed ur cock! :"
yes 95 kg

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Getting my cock on the scales would be a bit tricky.

I'll use the sky remote instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No more remotes or deodorant

......

Christmas is Toblerone or the kitchen scales or just something different

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have U fellows ever weighed ur cock! :"

i cant say i have but surely this could also be used as a blood flow metre ? The heavier it weighs over a certain period of time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft or hard ? Hard readings would likely fluctuate . Soft wouldnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 stones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 stones "

in the garden maybe

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??

Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?

Won't that just measure volume? "

I think cock volume is a more useful measurement, as it's this that the recipient will benefit from, rather than weight.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"FFS the bloody thing won't keep still on the scales, will one of the hens be any good

No chooks allowed ... Only true cocky weight my darling xxx

You do realise you have probably going to gets lots of pics of cocks on scales now. Makes nice change from sky remotes and can shots

With the weight showing a few kilo I suspect

Belly laugh

X "

Be some trying to find scales with metric tonnes on now

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Have U fellows ever weighed ur cock! :"

They are about the size of a pork assuage and therefore, must weigh similar

I am more interested in the N/mm²

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