FabSwingers.com forum: Lets get this party started!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So in the lounge- the tree is up, the disco ball is sparkling- as I am sure the conversation will!

What is your tune of choice ????

Oh yeah- almost forgot the Fabs Christmas Bar is open- what are you gonna have?

(Works do so they are paying!

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I'll start with Pink- Get this Party Started!

https://youtu.be/Hg-_uxD3H80

Oh and a supersonic gin and tonic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sailor jerrys and for me no dancing till ive had 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you keep the noise down? Some of us are still working / trying to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sailor jerrys and for me no dancing till ive had 5

So in about half an hour then sweetie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sailor jerrys and for me no dancing till ive had 5

same, but a strawberry kiss cocktail please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you keep the noise down? Some of us are still working / trying to sleep "

Grinch!

Here have a kiss under the mistletoe- that should cheer you up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sailor jerrys and for me no dancing till ive had 5

same, but a strawberry kiss cocktail please"

Ooo sounds delish- noticed you seem to be fond of cocktails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sailor jerrys and for me no dancing till ive had 5

So in about half an hour then sweetie?

How did you know my best time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sailor jerrys and for me no dancing till ive had 5

So in about half an hour then sweetie?

How did you know my best time?

Its a gift!

So what song you want next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disaronno and

Tune can be fairytale of newyork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 strawberry daiquiri please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you keep the noise down? Some of us are still working / trying to sleep

Grinch!

Here have a kiss under the mistletoe- that should cheer you up!

Add in a quick grope in a darkened corner and I promise I won't call the police in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disaronno and

Tune can be fairytale of newyork

Good choice and coming right up Sir!

Doing anything/one interesting this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 strawberry daiquiri please"

Oo- strawberry cocktails are popular today!

Coming right up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you keep the noise down? Some of us are still working / trying to sleep

Grinch!

Here have a kiss under the mistletoe- that should cheer you up!

Add in a quick grope in a darkened corner and I promise I won't call the police in

Pfft I don't submit to blackmail- you'll take whats on offer and like it!!!

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By *teven788Man
over a year ago

chester

Captain Morgan spiced rum and Coke

And fairytale of New York

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD and with wizard in the background will get me all stoopid and excited! Happy xmas fabbers you're all bloody lovely x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disaronno and

Tune can be fairytale of newyork

Good choice and coming right up Sir!

Doing anything/one interesting this weekend?

As it happens i am

. Im off to a ermmm party shall we say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody Mary please bar keep and make it spicy!! Oh and this....

Primal Scream - Rocks

https://youtu.be/Z3ZCZjhjguA

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Captain Morgan spiced rum and Coke

And fairytale of New York "

Thats just been on- pick another song!

Any ice in that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JD and with wizard in the background will get me all stoopid and excited! Happy xmas fabbers you're all bloody lovely x x x"

Aww thats sweet- backatcha fella xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yr ok - I brought my own

Pulp - Sorted out for E's and Whizz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DikWW4pOehk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disaronno and

Tune can be fairytale of newyork

Good choice and coming right up Sir!

Doing anything/one interesting this weekend?

As it happens i am

. Im off to a ermmm party shall we say

Well I am sure you will have a great time- probably foaming at the mouth for more by the end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of fruity cider please bar wench!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody Mary please bar keep and make it spicy!! Oh and this....

Primal Scream - Rocks

https://youtu.be/Z3ZCZjhjguA"

Barkeep is a bit formal sweetcheeks! Call me Red!

And just how spicy do you like it?

Oh- I will leave the tabasco on the bar for your drink as well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yr ok - I brought my own

Pulp - Sorted out for E's and Whizz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DikWW4pOehk"

Good choice Joe- but that drink better not be illegal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bottle of fruity cider please bar wench!

Certainly, Wench!

Enjoy- oh and go stick a tune on- what do you fancy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody Mary please bar keep and make it spicy!! Oh and this....

Primal Scream - Rocks

https://youtu.be/Z3ZCZjhjguA

Barkeep is a bit formal sweetcheeks! Call me Red!

And just how spicy do you like it?

Oh- I will leave the tabasco on the bar for your drink as well!

Very!! And yes, I like to start formal and end up very familiar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of fruity cider please bar wench!

Certainly, Wench!

Enjoy- oh and go stick a tune on- what do you fancy?"

Stonesour through glass.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody Mary please bar keep and make it spicy!! Oh and this....

Primal Scream - Rocks

https://youtu.be/Z3ZCZjhjguA

Barkeep is a bit formal sweetcheeks! Call me Red!

And just how spicy do you like it?

Oh- I will leave the tabasco on the bar for your drink as well!

Very!! And yes, I like to start formal and end up very familiar

Careful you don't melt those snowballs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bottle of fruity cider please bar wench!

Certainly, Wench!

Enjoy- oh and go stick a tune on- what do you fancy?

Stonesour through glass.x"

Interesting choice- but fab is never that shallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ta, well done for helping the big old red guy out you cheeky little elf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody Mary please bar keep and make it spicy!! Oh and this....

Primal Scream - Rocks

https://youtu.be/Z3ZCZjhjguA

Barkeep is a bit formal sweetcheeks! Call me Red!

And just how spicy do you like it?

Oh- I will leave the tabasco on the bar for your drink as well!

Very!! And yes, I like to start formal and end up very familiar

Careful you don't melt those snowballs!"

It's cool, they're on ice Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm koppenberg please bar keep!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Warm koppenberg please bar keep!! "

Certainly lovely- might struggle to find a warm one tho!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yr ok - I brought my own

Pulp - Sorted out for E's and Whizz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DikWW4pOehk

Good choice Joe- but that drink better not be illegal!

Illegal? Moi?!

Make mine a White Russian...

The Big Lebowski music video.Just Dropped In

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dooSFIvLn-Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sailor jerrys and for me no dancing till ive had 5

same, but a strawberry kiss cocktail please

Ooo sounds delish- noticed you seem to be fond of cocktails!"

Very much so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have the tune... Come on (can't spell the name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have the tune... Come on (can't spell the name

Need a little bit more to go on...?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"May I have the tune... Come on (can't spell the name

This is a good one...

Steppenwolf - The Pusher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just home from work a brilliant day ,fantastic week but I am shattered may I have a cuppa ,,, for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Fizz bomb and Tiger feet by Mud for the tune please Red

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just home from work a brilliant day ,fantastic week but I am shattered may I have a cuppa ,,, for now

As its you Taff- spiced shortbread on the side?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just home from work a brilliant day ,fantastic week but I am shattered may I have a cuppa ,,, for now

As its you Taff- spiced shortbread on the side?"

Aww thank you , absolutely shattered ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have the tune... Come on (can't spell the name

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Need a little bit more to go on...?"

Eileen

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"May I have the tune... Come on (can't spell the name

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Need a little bit more to go on...?

Eileen "

dexys midnight runners come on eileen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of real ale ta and some matt monroe on in the background

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

So retro it's not true

The Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

More iconic vids...

a-ha - Take On Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Cup of tea for me please

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Cup of tea for me please

Do you take milk and sugar?

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By *ony5Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Yr ok - I brought my own

Pulp - Sorted out for E's and Whizz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DikWW4pOehk"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cup of tea for me please

Do you take milk and sugar?"

Yes milk and one sugar please

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Culture Club - Karma Chameleon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

I remember watching the vid to this on the telly when I were a lad

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Cup of tea for me please

Do you take milk and sugar?

Yes milk and one sugar please

*hands Cheeky a cuppa*

There you go.

Biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have the tune... Come on (can't spell the name

)

Need a little bit more to go on...?

Eileen "

Oh dear- can someone prop her up please

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cup of tea for me please

Do you take milk and sugar?

Yes milk and one sugar please

*hands Cheeky a cuppa*

There you go.

Biscuit?"

No thanks, it's a lovely cuppa though

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By *ony5Man
over a year ago

somewhere

If we are doing cocktails could you make mine a Martini please. I be in the corner with my leg up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cup of tea for me please

Do you take milk and sugar?

Yes milk and one sugar please

same here , cant beat a cuppa x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You're lucky I used to be the world's most overqualified barman...

*Slings Martini across the bar at Jony and a cuppa under the other arm to Taff*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

As for me I'll have some...

UB40 - Red Red Wine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The B-52's - "Love Shack"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groove is in the heart by Deee Lite.

C'mon lets dance,,oi n pour me a double brandy n

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Bangles - Walk Like an Egyptian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Groove is in the heart by Deee Lite.

C'mon lets dance,,oi n pour me a double brandy n

Triple brandy & , to be on the safe side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Ya,,,by OutcasT

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By *ony5Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"You're lucky I used to be the world's most overqualified barman...

*Slings Martini across the bar at Jony and a cuppa under the other arm to Taff*"

Cheers mate, it's getting like Cocktail in here

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Blondie - Heart Of Glass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hey Ya,,,by OutcasT

That is such a coooool vid too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Ya,,,by OutcasT

That is such a coooool vid too!"

Yea n he's so fucking sexy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hey Ya,,,by OutcasT

That is such a coooool vid too!

Yea n he's so fucking sexy"

Not my cuppa but you go for it.

(I've gone all 80s)

Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's go dancing - Tiga vs Audion

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vnq61690yl4

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Yeah, I'm ready to party. Love to dance, anyone want to join me. Please can I have a cocktail ? A Ferrari Jack please xx

PS anyone else want a drink?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Yeah, I'm ready to party. Love to dance, anyone want to join me. Please can I have a cocktail ? A Ferrari Jack please xx

PS anyone else want a drink?

How about sex on the beach - cocktail or song!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yeah, I'm ready to party. Love to dance, anyone want to join me. Please can I have a cocktail ? A Ferrari Jack please xx

PS anyone else want a drink?"

*Pours Amaretto and JD onto plenty of ice cubes, adds fresh lime slice and lime juice, then tops up with Coke*

There ya go...

Room 5 Featuring Oliver Cheatham - Make Luv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcHs2f2TSxI

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Phew thanks Joe- you are my Star behind the Bar!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Moloko - The Time Is Now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl8mpAvTm_Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have the tune... Come on (can't spell the name

)

Need a little bit more to go on...?

Eileen

Oh dear- can someone prop her up please

Come on Eileen (like I said I can't always spell)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

New Radicals - You Get What You Give

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

Someone else is gonna have to be the barkeep - I have mouths to feed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Ya,,,by OutcasT

That is such a coooool vid too!

Yea n he's so fucking sexy

Not my cuppa but you go for it.

(I've gone all 80s)

Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A"

uh ok,,you wanna borrow one of my dresses do ya?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Yeah, I'm ready to party. Love to dance, anyone want to join me. Please can I have a cocktail ? A Ferrari Jack please xx

PS anyone else want a drink?

*Pours Amaretto and JD onto plenty of ice cubes, adds fresh lime slice and lime juice, then tops up with Coke*

There ya go...

Room 5 Featuring Oliver Cheatham - Make Luv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcHs2f2TSxI"

Will you be joining me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like A Woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yazz only way is up .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Club Tropicana -Wham

And a piña colada please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yazz only way is up .

cool choice

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Listening to sledgehammer and drinking raspberry bellinis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The jam town called mallace and mines a pint of ale or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of ale please love

And donnell jones this luv

Cheers folks

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yazz only way is up .

cool choice"

Not gay enough

Dinah Washington- Mad about the boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ-tmZoGQro

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nina Simone- I Put Spell On You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDprYZ-tgiA

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Amy Winehouse - Rehab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Arlo Guthrie - Coming into Los Angeles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9xL_OVvPn0

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Leftfield but I love this

Chicago ~ Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pswvi3QN_tI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yazz only way is up .

cool choice"

Thank you .

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

For What It's Worth - Buffalo Springfield

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Jimi Hendrix Experience - All Along The Watchtower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"So in the lounge- the tree is up, the disco ball is sparkling- as I am sure the conversation will!

What is your tune of choice ????

Oh yeah- almost forgot the Fabs Christmas Bar is open- what are you gonna have?

(Works do so they are paying!

)

I'll start with Pink- Get this Party Started!

https://youtu.be/Hg-_uxD3H80

Oh and a supersonic gin and tonic!

Hello gorgeous I'm pisss d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arlo Guthrie - Coming into Los Angeles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9xL_OVvPn0"

Alice's Restaurant 20 mins long and a funny story to it

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By *gentNoSpringChickenWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Yazz only way is up .

Yeaaa!!!

+vodka tonic please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yazz only way is up .

Yeaaa!!!

+vodka tonic please

I have gin and tonic and mixed nuts .

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Glass of prosecco please...a big one thanks

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Are we all too busy having sex to post?

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