FabSwingers.com forum: What would be on the front of your fab Christmas card?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine would be me masturvatung with a handful of broken up Yule log and chocolate all around my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously I mean masturbating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a cock pic, I know how much the ladies of the fab forum love cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a cock pic, I know how much the ladies of the fab forum love cock pics.

Only if they have santa hats, tinsel and big red shiny balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something teasey maybe me leaning forward in a short santa dress, flasing my clevage and licking my lips

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Me dressed as a Christmas present.

So you can imagine ripping paper open or carefully removing layer by layer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a cock pic, I know how much the ladies of the fab forum love cock pics.

Is it d-jazzled?

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

"Mine would be me masturvatung with a handful of broken up Yule log and chocolate all around my mouth "

so funny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously I mean masturbating!"

were you trying it out as you typed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snowman with frosty balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely a cock pic, I know how much the ladies of the fab forum love cock pics.

Is it d-jazzled?

Mine is

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

I'd like to see a pair of diamond earrings stuck to the front of mine…or a bracelet…either will do

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I'd like to see a pair of diamond earrings stuck to the front of mine…or a bracelet…either will do

This made me smile

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine would say: 'Enquire within' and when the card is opened, a pair of pop up boobies emerge, as the card blows a raspberry.

Then a blackjack or a fruit salad would drop out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nobody with a candy cane in an orifice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody with a candy cane in an orifice?"

Where would you like to put it?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A picture of a turkey next to a sky remote, well it makes a difference from a cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody with a candy cane in an orifice?

Where would you like to put it?

-Courtney"

In your ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody with a candy cane in an orifice?

Where would you like to put it?

-Courtney

In your ear

Oh! Kinky!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I have one that says Merry Chrustrnas Tinsel Tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my current profile pic,,MERRY CHRISTMAS FOLKS,have a good one,XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already showing my fab Christmas card

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It's got a picture of Noel Edmonds with the words

Joyeux Noël

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of my xmas pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cards showing the nativity

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I like cards showing the nativity

* Naivety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My avatar will do I reckon

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Me in my hat of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be anything really.

I'd go to great effort to make a really nice one, put a lovely festive greeting inside, seal it with a kiss and send it.

Then it would sit on their doorstep and remain unopened (along with a pile of a hundred others) before finally being sent to the recycling plant in early January

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A blonde in a short silk dress

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Me attached to a fireplace with ribbons with nothing on but stripey stockings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of my current FAB Xmas cards.... Being confined to bed this week.... I've Been really creative X BOOBS I think ....

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