FabSwingers.com forum: Most inappropriate thing to say during a meet..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for fun....a bit of pre Christmas silliness.

Starter for 10.

Go go gadget cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look a little like Hitler?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Am I your best fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I your best fuck

No, I'm his best fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im sorry, this never normally happens..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put a chair leg up your arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You looked hotter in your pics

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By *quirell2015Man
over a year ago

somewhere nearby

Run out of deodorant ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind if I squeeze that spot on your bum

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

How's your missus?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

While where recovering can I just show you the wedding dress I've ordered

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Do you know what time the last bus to hastings leaves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind if I squeeze that spot on your bum

I've said that

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

Do you mind if I bring my nan?

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

You look diffrent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind if I squeeze that spot on your bum

We have to ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wrinkle my nightie

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By *untimegeekMan
over a year ago

Havant

I bet you were gorgeous when you were younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind if I squeeze that spot on your bum

We have to ask?

I don't always ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any Diocalm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I leave the kids in the car, or do you have a backroom they could play in? They're good as gold....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the guy who, in the middle of a meet, turned to his wife and told her that I'm a better fuck than she is....

She and I were both well hacked off..!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it?

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Can I tongue punch your fart box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your shagging me because you can't get a real woman off fab !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I tongue punch your fart box?"

You met him?

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

You look like my mother. She was into pet loving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As you flip her over to take her from behind. ..

'Hulk SMASH!!!!'

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oops wrong person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your mum was better..

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Hope you don't catch my chlamidyia

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its ok. If you put your finger over that wart we will be fine

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

WHO'S YA FUCKIN DADDY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind my parents they just like to watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WHO'S YA FUCKIN DADDY"

Me, cos I fucked yo mamma!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mum!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"WHO'S YA FUCKIN DADDY

Me, cos I fucked yo mamma!"

Well yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a weighing scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from Sydney university, can I borrow some pics?

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By *rMrs-Luv-ItCouple
over a year ago

cwmbranish

According to another thread its telling them they hsve a nice cunt

Him

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"WHO'S YA FUCKIN DADDY

Me, cos I fucked yo mamma!

Well yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a weighing scale"

Yo momma's sooo fat that when Dracula bit her he got diabetes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the guy who, in the middle of a meet, turned to his wife and told her that I'm a better fuck than she is....

She and I were both well hacked off..!!!

Christ she must have been Shit

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Should I leave the kids in the car, or do you have a backroom they could play in? They're good as gold....

I'm sure this was on a thread of worse meets a couple of years ago...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mum!

A lady I saw once said that while I was fucking her...she was completely losing control and I think it was a cry for help...

Didnt weird me out in any way whatsoever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ta for that..... God I'm

Running late need to meet the wife and kids, they are only a street away. By the way can we do this again !!!!

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Do you want a go,while you are fucking his wife killed the mood right away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the cops had a minimum height restriction

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"OH, the blood? Don't worry it's not mine..."

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Please tell me farts have lumps.

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By *ivinefoxWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Is it in yet?

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

"I think we're related."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out of lube, I hope you like the smell of Deep Heat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw sweet! Its like a cock....only smaller!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought u a sausage but it aint from gregs

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

'Say you love me'

This happened to me for real!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cash or cheque or do you take PayPal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chew on this loland take a look at my mate donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on, I'm almost done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good news, I just got my bloods back and I'm down to just one Aid!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

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By *laudiaCliftonTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"I'm from Sydney university, can I borrow some pics?"

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Does this look clean to you?

The doctor said it would be ok, as long as you take it slowly.

Wow, I didn't know they came that small!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sex

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

do you fancy me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go get the goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who let the dogs out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if my dog watches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've inspired me to choose the mutton as opposed to the lamb.

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

My boyfriend is in the wardrobe but please don't mention it if you notice

And

No the video camera isn't on I just left it there to charge the battery

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

You're one ugly motherfucker!

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

never sucked another cock before heard that a few time,s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start crying and say can you just stop this isn't working for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you said netflix and chill I didnt think you ACTUALLY meant netflix and chill...whats this? Breaking bad? Whats this about? Oh....get the nachos. ..dip?

Pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you pre op or post op?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I brought the guys from work along."

Actually, that might work for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh shit I forgot the condoms...bareback or crisp packet. The choice is yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you going to scream if take the gag off?

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

Is that sweetcorn or a baked bean skin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know its only a social but can I shit on your chest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your mum is better at oral

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"your mum is better at oral"

So is your dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your mum is better at oral

So is your dad"

my dads Joseph Fritzel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm done. Now make me a sandwich...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best hurry up, it's almost time for school

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Just finished the last of my medication before I left. The chlamidia should be all gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my next meet in an hour, can I just knock out a quickie with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top thread.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

You remind me of my mum/dad/brother/sister/ other family member.

So what are you going to call our baby then?

Can I use your loo, I had a bad pint last night and it has given me the shots.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Oh hello darling I didn't hear you come in.... Oh this..... He's your replacement.!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"You remind me of my mum/dad/brother/sister/ other family member.

So what are you going to call our baby then?

Can I use your loo, I had a bad pint last night and it has given me the shots.

Bloody auto correct, that should be shits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I forgot to take my blue pill, can I have a glass of water and would you mind waiting an hour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very funny thread

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

opps ! i think i just followed thru

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

Can you smell fish

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

"Hello come on in"

( while closing and bolting door)

"So does any one know where you've gone tonight ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do not do your pictures any justice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look better in your pics than in the flesh .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mind if my dog watches?"

Chuckle

Can we wear the hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring out the Gimp!

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"Bring out the Gimp!

I just heard the pulp fiction movie soundtrack in my head

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

This happened to me....

When the meet is with a significantly older lady, and she says "see, it's not like sleeping with your mother"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my mum recommended you"..

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

Is it in yet? as he pounds away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet? as he pounds away

Then he replies it's been in for ages .

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Oh you made love to me? I thought something was happening when I dropped a stitch knitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..As I was saying to your sister down the Clap Clinic yesterday ...

Are you in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looked bigger in your pics was it on zoom .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Ure boy freind lol as if x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

You're boobs are surprisingly perky. Are they real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One second I need a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure we've not met before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you marry me

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By *eat-meMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Have you just farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err excuse me for having to say this.

But you have half a loo roll stuck up your chuff.

Had to say this once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how much an hour are you again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wasn't you my French teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you say your name was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was I supposed to wear a condom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean I dont look like my picture, freinds tell me I haven't changed a bit in thirty years"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhhh, let's not turn this rape in to a murder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will you do a fanny fart and blow the sand off my bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been eating pieces on SH*T ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order the cheapest thing on the menu, I'm going to take a shit.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i love you, i wanna have your babies

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By *eorgeyporgeyMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Sorry, I've just shit myself...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On your profile wasn't you a woman

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Jizzabelle to the couple we hardly know who are in the back of my transit van "then he pulled into a lane and said he wouldn't fuck me here cause that young girl had been murdered here"

Followed by silence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll look a lot prettier in a couple of weeks once the stitches come out, by then I should be used to peeing sitting down too.

More tea vicar?

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

Sorry better take this call, its the wife ringing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I put a chair leg up your arse? "

I just snorted my coffee at this lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does your pussy taste like dads cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought i was in but it was one of your folds

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

How about any of these:

Have you washed your gash/cock in the last month?

Or:

WoW how wet! Oh it's sweat!

Or:

My are you always this dry?

Or:

WoW your cock is smaller than my babies!

Sorry if any of the above offend, but the OP asked and you read this post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shhhhhh, let's not turn this rape in to a murder. "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry better take this call, its the wife ringing"

That sounds familiar!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm are you sure you showered before you came out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it's green because your clit rings not gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love you, i wanna have your babies

"
I've heard that! Was a frozen with fear moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun....a bit of pre Christmas silliness.

Starter for 10.

Go go gadget cock!"

" I've got aids " or

" pass the salt"or

" can you hear me mother" or

" one lump or two"

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By *unkrockguyMan
over a year ago

whitby

"Thank you"

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

From the wife - "That's the first time I've cum from penetration"

In front of her husband ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am actually on day release so can we hurry up please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good God, you've not aged well from when your photos were taken. When was that, 1974? Still I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start going about they know where you live in great detail. When you've never told them..

Mid shagg ask you out exclusively.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i gota take this phone call....PMSL

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I don't fancy you but you can give me a blow job as I don't want to hurt your feelings

C...

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