FabSwingers.com forum: lumpy spunk

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What makes it lumpy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boooookkkkkkkee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get him to drink more - feel a little ick just now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? "

Is it when he has been eating rice pudding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs stirring?....sieving?....

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Needs stirring?....sieving?....

I feel a stirring in my loins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish i wasnt eating porridge for lunch

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyone wanna find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish i wasnt eating porridge for lunch

Bad time to be nosey then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Needs stirring?....sieving?....

I feel a stirring in my loins.

Well make sure to crack one out before hand, so as it's not lumpy

...a lumpy protein shake, is never good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? "

shake well before use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish i wasnt eating porridge for lunch

Bad time to be nosey then

Yes

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

This is a little random isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what this forum is all about

If Google can't answer it

Then the fab forum folk sure can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently eating pineapple changes the taste quite dramatically!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"That's what this forum is all about

If Google can't answer it

Then the fab forum folk sure can "

Is that to me ? If so check the ops name it was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is pineapple used in a pinacalda

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Having the snip stops the lumps least it did for me

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Needs stirring?....sieving?....

I feel a stirring in my loins.

Well make sure to crack one out before hand, so as it's not lumpy

...a lumpy protein shake, is never good.

I've sprained my arm, could you pop round and crack one out for me

Then just whack it in the electric whisk mixing thingymabob with a banana, some strawberries, orange juice, and grapes for your 5 a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish i wasnt eating porridge for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? "

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what this forum is all about

If Google can't answer it

Then the fab forum folk sure can

Is that to me ? If so check the ops name it was a joke

I know

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

My cum is received very well by women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Yes its a real thing.. you know the chewy kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is pineapple used in a pinacalda "

Yes but not in lumpy form

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Want to find out ? Oh crap it doesn't happen to me any more damn

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Yes its a real thing.. you know the chewy kind

Just had an idea for a new bubble gum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like fruit juice with the bits in

Not into spunky kisses with flossie though

Lucky she's a swollower

But then we all need a daily dose of protein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Yes its a real thing.. you know the chewy kind

Just had an idea for a new bubble gum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say iv ever known spun to be lumpy. Feel rather sick now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Yes its a real thing.. you know the chewy kind

Just had an idea for a new bubble gum.

Lovely. I don't need lunch now that's been cleared up. I seem to have lost my appetite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? "

Unusually thick semen can be caused by infection, dehydration, hormonal imbalance, poor diet and a host of other factors. If you know someone who is worried about it, you should tell them to pop along to their GP for a chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because it settles in your balls. The trick is to do fifty Jumping Jacks before ejaculation.

Stirs up the sediment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg time to chunder...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Yes its a real thing.. you know the chewy kind

Just had an idea for a new bubble gum.

You need help mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tapioca puuding I use,to love that. Not no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Yes its a real thing.. you know the chewy kind

Just had an idea for a new bubble gum.

You need help mate

Richard branson had an idea

Look at him now

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Yes its a real thing.. you know the chewy kind

Just had an idea for a new bubble gum.

You need help mate

Richard branson had an idea

Look at him now "

Love to see this 1 on lions den

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tapioca puuding I use,to love that. Not no more "

Frog spawn

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Tapioca puuding I use,to love that. Not no more "

I feel you bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Yes its a real thing.. you know the chewy kind

Just had an idea for a new bubble gum.

You need help mate

Richard branson had an idea

Look at him now

Love to see this 1 on lions den

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yeah Reggae Reggae spunk

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Tapioca puuding I use,to love that. Not no more

Frog spawn

Lumpy and green wow that's got to be serious

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I found lumpy jizz in the bed the other day... Fairly sure it was from the guy who left 5 minutes earlier so it would make sense that it's lumpy cos it had been sat there.. But still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tapioca puuding I use,to love that. Not no more

Frog spawn

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yep

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Yes its a real thing.. you know the chewy kind

Just had an idea for a new bubble gum.

You need help mate

Richard branson had an idea

Look at him now

Love to see this 1 on lions den

Would make Duncan Banatine blow a bubble with it before I told him the ingredients.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found lumpy jizz in the bed the other day... Fairly sure it was from the guy who left 5 minutes earlier so it would make sense that it's lumpy cos it had been sat there.. But still

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did,yer do the taste test ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Yes its a real thing.. you know the chewy kind

Just had an idea for a new bubble gum.

You need help mate

Richard branson had an idea

Look at him now

Love to see this 1 on lions den

yeah Reggae Reggae spunk

Fuck me think of the spin offs. Forget old spice try the all new old spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Yes its a real thing.. you know the chewy kind

Just had an idea for a new bubble gum.

You need help mate

Richard branson had an idea

Look at him now

Love to see this 1 on lions den

yeah Reggae Reggae spunk

Fuck me think of the spin offs. Forget old spice try the all new old spunk

"
Yeah and a chain of SpunkRus shops,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tapioca puuding I use,to love that. Not no more

Frog spawn

No.

Human spawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found lumpy jizz in the bed the other day... Fairly sure it was from the guy who left 5 minutes earlier so it would make sense that it's lumpy cos it had been sat there.. But still

did,yer do the taste test ? "

No but we did fix a bit of peeling wallpaper with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And takeawys, clotted spunk in various different flavors. I'm gonna the bank. I think Ive found a niche in the market x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I found lumpy jizz in the bed the other day... Fairly sure it was from the guy who left 5 minutes earlier so it would make sense that it's lumpy cos it had been sat there.. But still

did,yer do the taste test ? "

He missed my mouth mostly.. But I tasted the non lumpy version.. Didn't really want the lumpy version sticking to my lips or clogging up my esophagus

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy?

Is that really a thing or am I being dim?

Either way I've never had the displeasure

Yes its a real thing.. you know the chewy kind

Just had an idea for a new bubble gum.

You need help mate

Richard branson had an idea

Look at him now

Love to see this 1 on lions den

yeah Reggae Reggae spunk

Fuck me think of the spin offs. Forget old spice try the all new old spunk

Yeah and a chain of SpunkRus shops,

How about kfspunk it's finger licking gooooood

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By *wertylongMan
over a year ago

Toronto

De-hydration. Drinking the correct amount of fluid prevents this occurrence.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

If you need to chew then it's a fair bet that it's the first time the guy has come for a while

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By *igzag1Man
over a year ago

hartlepool

He has not cum for a while when he normally cums often there is a build up of protein that causes the spunk to go lumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found lumpy jizz in the bed the other day... Fairly sure it was from the guy who left 5 minutes earlier so it would make sense that it's lumpy cos it had been sat there.. But still

did,yer do the taste test ?

He missed my mouth mostly.. But I tasted the non lumpy version.. Didn't really want the lumpy version sticking to my lips or clogging up my esophagus

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yeah true. Trying to explain why you are choking would be quite embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tapioca puuding I use,to love that. Not no more

Frog spawn

No.

Human spawn.

Thats just wrong

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By *llebWoman
over a year ago

Poulton Le Fylde

Saw this topic while I'm having lentil soup for lunch

Ewwwwwww...some classy folk on here ..... Going for a bucket ...puke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And takeawys, clotted spunk in various different flavors. I'm gonna the bank. I think Ive found a niche in the market x"

It's often found in takeaways anyhow I believe

Enjoy your next kebab!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's just little bit's of human. Like tiny arms and shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I found lumpy jizz in the bed the other day... Fairly sure it was from the guy who left 5 minutes earlier so it would make sense that it's lumpy cos it had been sat there.. But still

did,yer do the taste test ?

He missed my mouth mostly.. But I tasted the non lumpy version.. Didn't really want the lumpy version sticking to my lips or clogging up my esophagus

yeah true. Trying to explain why you are choking would be quite embarrassing "

*strop* I've had it up to HERE with you and your reply and quote... You never put a new line in, so it looks like it's all one post. Gawd I'm playing admin for everyone at the moment. Fix your spacing man!!!

But yeah.. I think the eeeeeeeewwww reaction I had was enough

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Has anybody seen that joke picture flying round. It's a picture of a mum looking at her really cute looking daughter with the captain underneath say. And to think I nearly swallowed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anybody seen that joke picture flying round. It's a picture of a mum looking at her really cute looking daughter with the captain underneath say. And to think I nearly swallowed you

Mini me chose just as I read that to pop up next to me and go muuuuuuummmmmmyyyyyy.......

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I found lumpy jizz in the bed the other day... Fairly sure it was from the guy who left 5 minutes earlier so it would make sense that it's lumpy cos it had been sat there.. But still

did,yer do the taste test ?

He missed my mouth mostly.. But I tasted the non lumpy version.. Didn't really want the lumpy version sticking to my lips or clogging up my esophagus

yeah true. Trying to explain why you are choking would be quite embarrassing

But yeah.. I think the eeeeeeeewwww reaction I had was enough "

Fuck me techy fucking techy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just little bit's of human. Like tiny arms and shit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And takeawys, clotted spunk in various different flavors. I'm gonna the bank. I think Ive found a niche in the market x

It's often found in takeaways anyhow I believe

Enjoy your next kebab!

So glad I don't like kebabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tapioca puuding I use,to love that. Not no more

Frog spawn

I never used to eat mine at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found lumpy jizz in the bed the other day... Fairly sure it was from the guy who left 5 minutes earlier so it would make sense that it's lumpy cos it had been sat there.. But still

did,yer do the taste test ?

He missed my mouth mostly.. But I tasted the non lumpy version.. Didn't really want the lumpy version sticking to my lips or clogging up my esophagus

yeah true. Trying to explain why you are choking would be quite embarrassing

But yeah.. I think the eeeeeeeewwww reaction I had was enough "

Hows,that yer miserable mare

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Has anybody seen that joke picture flying round. It's a picture of a mum looking at her really cute looking daughter with the captain underneath say. And to think I nearly swallowed you

Mini me chose just as I read that to pop up next to me and go muuuuuuummmmmmyyyyyy.......

Hope she's good. Hugs to her from me

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Jelly-like sperm is the massive concentration of protein compound of your sperm in your testicular sperm bank, usually those teens that masturbate actively for years and suddenly refrain from doing it have a greater chance of having this stuff(though its normal). Because during the time your still active in masturbation your testicles produces more sperm so it needs sugar and protein to produce a liquid substances wherein your sperm swam. So your brain may senses that during your frequent masturbation or sex maybe, it send a message to your testicles to produce more of these substances. Consequently, to the certain point of time you did not masturbate for along period, the sperm and protein base liquid in your testicles may over reproduce and the tendency of this if you were unable to let it ejaculate, it will accumulate in your testicles and becomes highly concentrated. Subsequently this causes your sperm to look like a jelly - like substance...its normal as long its color varies from white to yellowish and no blood or black or green. Some people find drinking more water, drinking less alcohol and masterbating more often sometimes solves the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Jelly-like sperm is the massive concentration of protein compound of your sperm in your testicular sperm bank, usually those teens that masturbate actively for years and suddenly refrain from doing it have a greater chance of having this stuff(though its normal). Because during the time your still active in masturbation your testicles produces more sperm so it needs sugar and protein to produce a liquid substances wherein your sperm swam. So your brain may senses that during your frequent masturbation or sex maybe, it send a message to your testicles to produce more of these substances. Consequently, to the certain point of time you did not masturbate for along period, the sperm and protein base liquid in your testicles may over reproduce and the tendency of this if you were unable to let it ejaculate, it will accumulate in your testicles and becomes highly concentrated. Subsequently this causes your sperm to look like a jelly - like substance...its normal as long its color varies from white to yellowish and no blood or black or green. Some people find drinking more water, drinking less alcohol and masterbating more often sometimes solves the problem

Thanks Doc. Just off to vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!"

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anybody seen that joke picture flying round. It's a picture of a mum looking at her really cute looking daughter with the captain underneath say. And to think I nearly swallowed you

Mini me chose just as I read that to pop up next to me and go muuuuuuummmmmmyyyyyy.......

Hope she's good. Hugs to her from me"

Ear infection, but it doesn't seem to be slowing her down too much.x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Thanks Doc. Just off to vomit "

I bet theres carrots, there always is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dated a guy for just over a year a couple years back and his spunk was yellow sometimes because of the gear he used to take. DNP was the one that caused it I think.

Maybe it's medication or an infection or something that could make it lumpy, I dunno.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

Blasted phone. Munch not much ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

High protein, low fat...

Wonder if you can powder it?

Experiment time!

*toddles off to wank onto the radiator, ready to scrape off this evening*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

High protein, low fat...

Wonder if you can powder it?

Experiment time!

*toddles off to wank onto the radiator, ready to scrape off this evening*"

Or freeze it and save it for later

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Dated a guy for just over a year a couple years back and his spunk was yellow sometimes because of the gear he used to take. DNP was the one that caused it I think.

Maybe it's medication or an infection or something that could make it lumpy, I dunno. "

I must be being thick bit like the spunk I guess but DNP ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

Yeah that could work in our favour. Ladies clamoring for our slim fast spunk. Freshly distributed . I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks Doc. Just off to vomit

I bet theres carrots, there always is.

Thats stomach lining not carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dated a guy for just over a year a couple years back and his spunk was yellow sometimes because of the gear he used to take. DNP was the one that caused it I think.

Maybe it's medication or an infection or something that could make it lumpy, I dunno.

I must be being thick bit like the spunk I guess but DNP ???"

It's a form of steroids. Nasty stuff that if taken incorrectly can kill you.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

High protein, low fat...

Wonder if you can powder it?

Experiment time!

*toddles off to wank onto the radiator, ready to scrape off this evening*"

If it powders try rolling a £20 you never no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

High protein, low fat...

Wonder if you can powder it?

Experiment time!

*toddles off to wank onto the radiator, ready to scrape off this evening*

Or freeze it and save it for later

"
that's,sick.

perv

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Dated a guy for just over a year a couple years back and his spunk was yellow sometimes because of the gear he used to take. DNP was the one that caused it I think.

Maybe it's medication or an infection or something that could make it lumpy, I dunno. "

You were dating Bananaman.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Anyone wanna find out

I take it that's a no then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

High protein, low fat...

Wonder if you can powder it?

Experiment time!

*toddles off to wank onto the radiator, ready to scrape off this evening*

Or freeze it and save it for later

that's,sick.

perv "

Since when did you get morals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks Doc. Just off to vomit

I bet theres carrots, there always is.

Thats stomach lining not carrot

That makes,me feel better then.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Dated a guy for just over a year a couple years back and his spunk was yellow sometimes because of the gear he used to take. DNP was the one that caused it I think.

Maybe it's medication or an infection or something that could make it lumpy, I dunno.

I must be being thick bit like the spunk I guess but DNP ???

It's a form of steroids. Nasty stuff that if taken incorrectly can kill you. "

Are right that's why it passed me by. Stedheads

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I found lumpy jizz in the bed the other day... Fairly sure it was from the guy who left 5 minutes earlier so it would make sense that it's lumpy cos it had been sat there.. But still

did,yer do the taste test ?

He missed my mouth mostly.. But I tasted the non lumpy version.. Didn't really want the lumpy version sticking to my lips or clogging up my esophagus

yeah true. Trying to explain why you are choking would be quite embarrassing

But yeah.. I think the eeeeeeeewwww reaction I had was enough

Hows,that yer miserable mare

Much better

I'm being a massive dick to everyone, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

High protein, low fat...

Wonder if you can powder it?

Experiment time!

*toddles off to wank onto the radiator, ready to scrape off this evening*

Or freeze it and save it for later

that's,sick.

perv

Since when did you get morals

Just now. I'm going all moral now. It's my new approach to entice the ladies,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ggrr this thread keep showing alongside the crisp butty one - cant decide whether im wanting to eat or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

High protein, low fat...

Wonder if you can powder it?

Experiment time!

*toddles off to wank onto the radiator, ready to scrape off this evening*

Or freeze it and save it for later

that's,sick.

perv

Since when did you get morals

Just now. I'm going all moral now. It's my new approach to entice the ladies,

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found lumpy jizz in the bed the other day... Fairly sure it was from the guy who left 5 minutes earlier so it would make sense that it's lumpy cos it had been sat there.. But still

did,yer do the taste test ?

He missed my mouth mostly.. But I tasted the non lumpy version.. Didn't really want the lumpy version sticking to my lips or clogging up my esophagus

yeah true. Trying to explain why you are choking would be quite embarrassing

But yeah.. I think the eeeeeeeewwww reaction I had was enough

Hows,that yer miserable mare

Much better

I'm being a massive dick to everyone, sorry

It's,cool. I'm a average dick myself

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

Yeah that could work in our favour. Ladies clamoring for our slim fast spunk. Freshly distributed . I like it "

Can you imagine lians den next week with all these new and fab products

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ggrr this thread keep showing alongside the crisp butty one - cant decide whether im wanting to eat or not

Get it down yer love. ( oh I've said that before somewhere )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

High protein, low fat...

Wonder if you can powder it?

Experiment time!

*toddles off to wank onto the radiator, ready to scrape off this evening*

Or freeze it and save it for later

that's,sick.

perv

Since when did you get morals

Just now. I'm going all moral now. It's my new approach to entice the ladies,

Bollocks

Nah tried the bollocks mate dunt work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? "
Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ggrr this thread keep showing alongside the crisp butty one - cant decide whether im wanting to eat or not

Get it down yer love. ( oh I've said that before somewhere )

maybe one followed by the other - but which order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

High protein, low fat...

Wonder if you can powder it?

Experiment time!

*toddles off to wank onto the radiator, ready to scrape off this evening*

Or freeze it and save it for later

that's,sick.

perv

Since when did you get morals

Just now. I'm going all moral now. It's my new approach to entice the ladies,

Bollocks

Nah tried the bollocks mate dunt work

Well it is a bit of a mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ggrr this thread keep showing alongside the crisp butty one - cant decide whether im wanting to eat or not

Get it down yer love. ( oh I've said that before somewhere )

maybe one followed by the other - but which order

"
best eat yer sarni first. Then wash it down with the other

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

High protein, low fat...

Wonder if you can powder it?

Experiment time!

*toddles off to wank onto the radiator, ready to scrape off this evening*

Or freeze it and save it for later

that's,sick.

perv

Since when did you get morals

Just now. I'm going all moral now. It's my new approach to entice the ladies,

Bollocks

Nah tried the bollocks mate dunt work

Well it is a bit of a mouth full

Cheers,mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

High protein, low fat...

Wonder if you can powder it?

Experiment time!

*toddles off to wank onto the radiator, ready to scrape off this evening*

Or freeze it and save it for later

that's,sick.

perv

Since when did you get morals

Just now. I'm going all moral now. It's my new approach to entice the ladies,

Bollocks

Nah tried the bollocks mate dunt work

Well it is a bit of a mouth full

Cheers,mate

No problem

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"ggrr this thread keep showing alongside the crisp butty one - cant decide whether im wanting to eat or not

Nah, creamy is much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully I've not met any guy with this issue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ggrr this thread keep showing alongside the crisp butty one - cant decide whether im wanting to eat or not

Get it down yer love. ( oh I've said that before somewhere )

maybe one followed by the other - but which order

best eat yer sarni first. Then wash it down with the other

funny i was erring towards the other way -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

"
spunk baubles ????? We are back in the game bladey

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Very useful when youve just got that little corner of wallpaper that needs sticking back down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

9.... and orange/red I was brave enough to go in pics...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

spunk baubles ????? We are back in the game bladey

We are all going to be rich mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ggrr this thread keep showing alongside the crisp butty one - cant decide whether im wanting to eat or not

Get it down yer love. ( oh I've said that before somewhere )

maybe one followed by the other - but which order

best eat yer sarni first. Then wash it down with the other

funny i was erring towards the other way -

Ah like a sort of starter before yer sarni. Like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

"
Lol its a ZX9, and is red! Not got now anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

spunk baubles ????? We are back in the game bladey

We are all going to be rich mate

This time next year Rodney we will be millionaires

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

9.... and orange/red I was brave enough to go in pics...

Pmsl you no me so well. Should I risk it ???

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I need to stop reading threads like this. Some of you guys are just warped!

You'd have thought there would have been a clue in the thread title so you could avoid

Yeah I know. Really should learn!

I do it myself...

Just made myself hungry on the crisp sandwich thread, I couldn't be arsed cooking so just came back in here...appetite gone again

Yep another marketing idea forget slim fast try the new spunk fast a lump in every much

High protein, low fat...

Wonder if you can powder it?

Experiment time!

*toddles off to wank onto the radiator, ready to scrape off this evening*

Or freeze it and save it for later

that's,sick.

perv

Since when did you get morals

Just now. I'm going all moral now. It's my new approach to entice the ladies,

Bollocks

That's Teabagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very useful when youve just got that little corner of wallpaper that needs sticking back down"

Hahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine taking a facial from it. Would be like being shot and peppered by a sawn off spunk gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very useful when youve just got that little corner of wallpaper that needs sticking back down"
just tried it. It does not work. Oh maybe it's cause I've had the snip.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

Lol its a ZX9, and is red! Not got now anyway.

Haha as im strate I learnt a long time ago don't go near a blokes pics on here but loved my old green zx9 gorgeous bit of kit. Sorry to hear you've parted

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Very useful when youve just got that little corner of wallpaper that needs sticking back down just tried it. It does not work. Oh maybe it's cause I've had the snip.

I said that way up there mate

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Imagine taking a facial from it. Would be like being shot and peppered by a sawn off spunk gun

no one is going near my todger with a saw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tried masturbating and seeing if I can blow the little man's, Willy hat off. I need to get out more don't I ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Imagine taking a facial from it. Would be like being shot and peppered by a sawn off spunk gun

Owww tease best 1 yet proper lol here. God I miss you ya bint xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have tried masturbating and seeing if I can blow the little man's, Willy hat off. I need to get out more don't I ?

Wolly even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh its great being home alone - been howling at a couple of threads on here and getting ggrrr at others - so good i dont have to explain my outbursts at the laptop x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very useful when youve just got that little corner of wallpaper that needs sticking back down just tried it. It does not work. Oh maybe it's cause I've had the snip.

I said that way up there mate

Sorry mate. I'm old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it lumpy. means you have 2 weeks left to live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it lumpy. means you have 2 weeks left to live"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

9.... and orange/red I was brave enough to go in pics...

Pmsl you no me so well. Should I risk it ???"

That's the only pic on there you would want to see. But you would have to scroll past 1s that you wouldn't want to see...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's no good, mine ain't lumpy no matter how hard I try

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

9.... and orange/red I was brave enough to go in pics...

Pmsl you no me so well. Should I risk it ???

That's the only pic on there you would want to see. But you would have to scroll past 1s that you wouldn't want to see...

Fuck that then. Cheers

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Very useful when youve just got that little corner of wallpaper that needs sticking back down just tried it. It does not work. Oh maybe it's cause I've had the snip.

I said that way up there mate

Sorry mate. I'm old

I no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

9.... and orange/red I was brave enough to go in pics...

Pmsl you no me so well. Should I risk it ???

That's the only pic on there you would want to see. But you would have to scroll past 1s that you wouldn't want to see...

Oh why did I look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very useful when youve just got that little corner of wallpaper that needs sticking back down just tried it. It does not work. Oh maybe it's cause I've had the snip.

I said that way up there mate

Sorry mate. I'm old

I no

Bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

9.... and orange/red I was brave enough to go in pics...

Pmsl you no me so well. Should I risk it ???

That's the only pic on there you would want to see. But you would have to scroll past 1s that you wouldn't want to see...

Fuck that then. Cheers

Damn I should've said it's all hot chicks wearing very little straddling the bike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

Lol its a ZX9, and is red! Not got now anyway.

Haha as im strate I learnt a long time ago don't go near a blokes pics on here but loved my old green zx9 gorgeous bit of kit. Sorry to hear you've parted

"
Yeah I loved it Blade, had some good track days on it. But now got a Blade! (954)

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

9.... and orange/red I was brave enough to go in pics...

Pmsl you no me so well. Should I risk it ???

That's the only pic on there you would want to see. But you would have to scroll past 1s that you wouldn't want to see...

Fuck that then. Cheers

Damn I should've said it's all hot chicks wearing very little straddling the bike!

Bitch

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

9.... and orange/red I was brave enough to go in pics...

Pmsl you no me so well. Should I risk it ???

That's the only pic on there you would want to see. But you would have to scroll past 1s that you wouldn't want to see...

Oh why did I look

Hahaha suckered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

9.... and orange/red I was brave enough to go in pics...

Pmsl you no me so well. Should I risk it ???

That's the only pic on there you would want to see. But you would have to scroll past 1s that you wouldn't want to see...

Fuck that then. Cheers

Damn I should've said it's all hot chicks wearing very little straddling the bike!

Bitch

Nope! Cos I wasn't that mean!

(Didn't think fast enough, maybe feeling a little dopey....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Very useful when youve just got that little corner of wallpaper that needs sticking back down just tried it. It does not work. Oh maybe it's cause I've had the snip.

I said that way up there mate

Sorry mate. I'm old

I no

Bitch "

I no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

9.... and orange/red I was brave enough to go in pics...

Pmsl you no me so well. Should I risk it ???

That's the only pic on there you would want to see. But you would have to scroll past 1s that you wouldn't want to see...

Oh why did I look

Hahaha suckered "

Wrong choice of word there mate

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

you do all know this is the secret ingredient in the big mac sauce dontya?

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over a year ago

"you do all know this is the secret ingredient in the big mac sauce dontya?

I thought it was the only ingredient!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"you do all know this is the secret ingredient in the big mac sauce dontya?

I thought it was the only ingredient!

its the cheese that brings out the flavour

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over a year ago

"you do all know this is the secret ingredient in the big mac sauce dontya?

I thought it was the only ingredient!

its the cheese that brings out the flavour "

So glad I don't eat it.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"you do all know this is the secret ingredient in the big mac sauce dontya?

I thought it was the only ingredient!

its the cheese that brings out the flavour "

A whole new meaning to mcmingers

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What makes it lumpy? Lol just that title made me laugh!

The lumps are the actual semen, the rest of the stuff (that is runny) is the ejaculate. The ejaculate is the carrier for the semen. If left for a long period without cumming, it gathers.

When I haven't cum for a few days, and then practice 'edging', my cum is thick enough to roll into a ball.

Is that a zx9 or 6 can't tell on my phone and surely it's not pink is it

9.... and orange/red I was brave enough to go in pics...

Pmsl you no me so well. Should I risk it ???

That's the only pic on there you would want to see. But you would have to scroll past 1s that you wouldn't want to see...

Oh why did I look

Hahaha suckered

Wrong choice of word there mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you do all know this is the secret ingredient in the big mac sauce dontya?

I thought it was the only ingredient!

its the cheese that brings out the flavour

A whole new meaning to mcmingers

knew there was a good reason for not doing maccy d's

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"you do all know this is the secret ingredient in the big mac sauce dontya?

I thought it was the only ingredient!

its the cheese that brings out the flavour

So glad I don't eat it.

I did and I swallowed!!! lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Please tell me how you get this fucking stuff, I wanna know right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me how you get this fucking stuff, I wanna know right now

has anybody actually owned up to having any

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please tell me how you get this fucking stuff, I wanna know right now

has anybody actually owned up to having any "

Not yet, some great replies though

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Please tell me how you get this fucking stuff, I wanna know right now

has anybody actually owned up to having any

Not yet, some great replies though

Think a couple have reading between the lines. It's not anything to worry about. I've had it a few time years ago before I had the snip but only when I've not hadn't had an empty in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me how you get this fucking stuff, I wanna know right now

has anybody actually owned up to having any

Not yet, some great replies though

Think a couple have reading between the lines. It's not anything to worry about. I've had it a few time years ago before I had the snip but only when I've not hadn't had an empty in a while

(Vomit)

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Please tell me how you get this fucking stuff, I wanna know right now

has anybody actually owned up to having any

Not yet, some great replies though

Think a couple have reading between the lines. It's not anything to worry about. I've had it a few time years ago before I had the snip but only when I've not hadn't had an empty in a while

You bring your own desserts..yummy

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

162 replies on lumpy spunk... wowsers!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Please tell me how you get this fucking stuff, I wanna know right now

has anybody actually owned up to having any

Not yet, some great replies though

Think a couple have reading between the lines. It's not anything to worry about. I've had it a few time years ago before I had the snip but only when I've not hadn't had an empty in a while

You bring your own desserts..yummy

Not in 12ish years I've not but your welcome to dinner anytime sweet

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"162 replies on lumpy spunk... wowsers!

Read them all well worth it from giggles to puke in 1 easy thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"162 replies on lumpy spunk... wowsers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

imagine if we ejaculated just one big sperm for you ladies to wrestle with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"imagine if we ejaculated just one big sperm for you ladies to wrestle with"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"imagine if we ejaculated just one big sperm for you ladies to wrestle with"

Like a fertility bouncy castle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"imagine if we ejaculated just one big sperm for you ladies to wrestle with"

actually this made me think of that slime you used to be able to get (might still be able to)

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"imagine if we ejaculated just one big sperm for you ladies to wrestle with

actually this made me think of that slime you used to be able to get (might still be able to) "

What was that film called flubber

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over a year ago

"imagine if we ejaculated just one big sperm for you ladies to wrestle with

actually this made me think of that slime you used to be able to get (might still be able to)

What was that film called flubber

gawd im feeling ill now

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"imagine if we ejaculated just one big sperm for you ladies to wrestle with

actually this made me think of that slime you used to be able to get (might still be able to)

What was that film called flubber

gawd im feeling ill now "

Again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ambrosia creamed rice will never be tbe same again after this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes it lumpy? "

Need to shake it more vigorously

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