FabSwingers.com forum: Funny fabber of the week..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lots of you put a smile on my face and i appreciate your humour.

This thread is for you to paste in the witty comments made by fabbers that have made your laugh out loud or maybe even pee a little?

Vara D x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Joe we've been over this,your obsession with jodhpurs is unhealthy. - Thx118 to diamomd joe in girls that ride

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If you look in the Ireland forum and find a thread about smooth guys - there's a post from a guy who used veet. Well worth reading

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If you look in the Ireland forum and find a thread about smooth guys - there's a post from a guy who used veet. Well worth reading

You have too much time on your hands Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you look in the Ireland forum and find a thread about smooth guys - there's a post from a guy who used veet. Well worth reading

Classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you look in the Ireland forum and find a thread about smooth guys - there's a post from a guy who used veet. Well worth reading

Is it from the amazon review?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Busy at work, actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I'm not being funny...but"......cue the sarcastic comment or insult

I'm not being funny .. but... why do you live so god dam far away xxxx

I'm not being funny...you've got a car so use it xx"

I'm not being funny ... but.. I've never driven on a motorway xxxx

- Goldenhorn & Sexsuzi in Phrases you hate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'Started working out regularly, now my arms are too big and I can't wash my shoulders in the shower' example in single male problems by CougarPrey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like the fab funnies compilation thread 2015?

If so great idea so i don't have to trawl through the mundane shit to get to the funny stuff

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Err will have to have a think it's way to early

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this like the fab funnies compilation thread 2015?

If so great idea so i don't have to trawl through the mundane shit to get to the funny stuff

Yes exactly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this like the fab funnies compilation thread 2015?

If so great idea so i don't have to trawl through the mundane shit to get to the funny stuff

Yes exactly!!!

Fantastic. I'll check back after the school church service to seem the highlights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sweet baby Jesus....I couldn't get my jibblets waxed, they'd go into hiding.

-Hullaballoo, Smooth men, irish forum

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"[Removed by poster at 17/12/15 08:33:32]"
funny, isn't he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 17/12/15 08:33:32] funny, isn't he?

Yeah makes me realise i need to venture into more of the forums. I love the way most people in the irish forum say jasus you auto read in an irish accent

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There have been some hilarious threads throughout this year, this is what mainly keeps me on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember what it was now but Brighton Steve said something yesterday that made me snort hot tea out my nose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The downtown dining and entertainment district. " Elfies name for her lady bits in Your pet name for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must have been a slow week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It must have been a slow week

I should have said funny complilation of 2015

maybe there might have been at least 3 then

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"""I'm not being funny...but"......cue the sarcastic comment or insult

I'm not being funny .. but... why do you live so god dam far away xxxx

I'm not being funny...you've got a car so use it xx"

I'm not being funny ... but.. I've never driven on a motorway xxxx

- Goldenhorn & Sexsuzi in Phrases you hate "

Haha.... Omg VaraD..... that's hilarious you remembered that.... I'm not been funny .. but that has made me giggle.... thanks xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"""I'm not being funny...but"......cue the sarcastic comment or insult

I'm not being funny .. but... why do you live so god dam far away xxxx

I'm not being funny...you've got a car so use it xx"

I'm not being funny ... but.. I've never driven on a motorway xxxx

- Goldenhorn & Sexsuzi in Phrases you hate

Haha.... Omg VaraD..... that's hilarious you remembered that.... I'm not been funny .. but that has made me giggle.... thanks xxxxxx"
i copied and pasted had me in stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By kinkybutler in the excessive wanking thread,

A young trainee I used to work with out it best, I asked him what he was going to do over the weekend, he replied "wank until my willy smells " lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's because it settles in your balls. The trick is to do fifty Jumping Jacks before ejaculation.

Stirs up the sediment.

- Professor XXX, Lumpy spunk thread, The Lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's because it settles in your balls. The trick is to do fifty Jumping Jacks before ejaculation.

Stirs up the sediment.

- Professor XXX, Lumpy spunk thread, The Lounge"

I so, so wish that I had avoided the lumpy spunk thread.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"""I'm not being funny...but"......cue the sarcastic comment or insult

I'm not being funny .. but... why do you live so god dam far away xxxx

I'm not being funny...you've got a car so use it xx"

I'm not being funny ... but.. I've never driven on a motorway xxxx

- Goldenhorn & Sexsuzi in Phrases you hate

Haha.... Omg VaraD..... that's hilarious you remembered that.... I'm not been funny .. but that has made me giggle.... thanks xxxxxx i copied and pasted had me in stitches

When I'm on form , I am truly on form haha......xxxxxx watch out for future ones xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lumpy spunk thread lol ha ha I need to go and bleach my mind , pass the dmestos some one

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"The lumpy spunk thread lol ha ha I need to go and bleach my mind , pass the dmestos some one

Yep agreed. It's the most fun I've had on here in months

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I can't remember what it was now but Brighton Steve said something yesterday that made me snort hot tea out my nose.

I think it was me wanting to be called 'big boy sex weapon'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't remember what it was now but Brighton Steve said something yesterday that made me snort hot tea out my nose.

I think it was me wanting to be called 'big boy sex weapon'

From the what would you.like to be called thread lol

Big Boy Thrust Weapon is what I'd like to be called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"""I'm not being funny...but"......cue the sarcastic comment or insult

I'm not being funny .. but... why do you live so god dam far away xxxx

I'm not being funny...you've got a car so use it xx"

I'm not being funny ... but.. I've never driven on a motorway xxxx

- Goldenhorn & Sexsuzi in Phrases you hate

Haha.... Omg VaraD..... that's hilarious you remembered that.... I'm not been funny .. but that has made me giggle.... thanks xxxxxx i copied and pasted had me in stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you look in the Ireland forum and find a thread about smooth guys - there's a post from a guy who used veet. Well worth reading

Is it from the amazon review?"

Oh my god I was crying when I read that this afternoon!!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

On the stalkers thread, someone said "where is deceit? "

Brighton Steve replied..."next to De sofa"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On the stalkers thread, someone said "where is deceit? "

Brighton Steve replied..."next to De sofa"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not ranting

Rant over.

Pissed myself laughing when i read that this afternoon.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I'm not ranting

Rant over.

Pissed myself laughing when i read that this afternoon.

Snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By kinkybutler in the excessive wanking thread,

A young trainee I used to work with out it best, I asked him what he was going to do over the weekend, he replied "wank until my willy smells " lol"

I feel special now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To be fair to the OP I think he left his laptop open and he has an epileptic cat that had a seizure on his keyboard and posted this,when there are no other possible explanations then the impossible just became possible.

- mxyzptlk088 - cant remeber the thread name somethig about having fun but not having fun part 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seawitch and her meet prep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember who it was but it was along the lines of shagging the boss at the works doo

She was a "little bit married"

And yes a little bit of wee did come out

Laugh lots I did!

Just to be topical

Mr flossie

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Can't remember who it was but it was along the lines of shagging the boss at the works doo

She was a "little bit married"

And yes a little bit of wee did come out

Laugh lots I did!

Just to be topical

Mr flossie "

I remember little bit married pmsl - classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not ranting

Rant over.

Pissed myself laughing when i read that this afternoon.

Snigger

A lot of what Rachael says makes me laugh, or at least smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not quite sure how to say this but...it's quite emotional for me....

I messaged a girl on here...& got a response back, nearly broke me

- SingleG82, Kindness thread, The Lounge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not prepping so I probably taste like crispy beef right now!"

- Seawitch, im honey dew melon thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you look in the Ireland forum and find a thread about smooth guys - there's a post from a guy who used veet. Well worth reading

I just read this. Don't know how I missed it!! Hilarious

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