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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

I was with a moman onece man she had a fantsctic body and knew hoe to fuck xxx

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over a year ago

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

No it's rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...but once she reads this thread you'll be 'shit outta luck'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No as everyone has their own beauty. Why hurt someone? Don't like them, don't be with them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if she told you that you were ugly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a moman onece man she had a fantsctic body and knew hoe to fuck xxx

Just the once?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Remember that ugly doesn't have to be on the outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...but once she reads this thread you'll be 'shit outta luck'!"

If she can make sense of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hoe to fuck'?

Fork me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely she wasn't as ugly as your motives for knowing her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fucked a moomin?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

how rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't understand any of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try not to ba so complimentstory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone translate this thread please? I have absolutely no idea what the OP said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fucked a moomin?

I bet it was the one in the rather fetching top hat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fucked a moomin?

Ha! Remember the moonins!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...but once she reads this thread you'll be 'shit outta luck'!

If she can make sense of it

Lol

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

"Remember that ugly doesn't have to be on the outside. "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a moman onece man she had a fantsctic body and knew hoe to fuck xxx

You had sex with a Mormon and a garden implement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a moman onece man she had a fantsctic body and knew hoe to fuck xxx

So you fancied her and had sex with her?

What's the issue?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"What if she told you that you were ugly?"

That\s different, we're talking about uglie here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dafuq!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets up and goes in search of a dictionary....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Gets up and goes in search of a dictionary....

Do they make a Gobbledegook - English dictionary?

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By *iMMFirsttimeCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham & London

She way ugly to who? You?

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

Respect xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If your representation of a 50 year old I'm glad I've got them blocked

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

So csn i call her a bitch xxxx lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Respect xxx"
show some

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

Believe me she had a fantastic body and she was a good fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admittedly, it's a shit thread and shit spelling. No need to rip the guy to shreds though.

There are quite a few regular forumites that can't spell for toffee. Do you all lambast them?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"So csn i call her a bitch xxxx lol"

why would you want to?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Thes thread si mikang no sesne

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

Rude itd a topic love uour opion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Believe me she had a fantastic body and she was a good fuck"

So did you tell her she was ugly?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Do you all lambast them?"

Only the disrespectful ones

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"'Hoe to fuck'?

Fork me!

Hoe hoe hoe (Well it is christmas)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Believe me she had a fantastic body and she was a good fuck"

Why would you feel the need to tell her you think she's ugly? It didn't put you off having sex with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can actually read it.

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By *revorAndTraceyCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

Think he is trying to say

"I was with a woman whom used to be a man The surgery was most convincing,from a pre-defined distance" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Admittedly, it's a shit thread and shit spelling. No need to rip the guy to shreds though.

There are quite a few regular forumites that can't spell for toffee. Do you all lambast them?"

I think accurate spelling is the least of the OPs problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Admittedly, it's a shit thread and shit spelling. No need to rip the guy to shreds though.

There are quite a few regular forumites that can't spell for toffee. Do you all lambast them?"

To be fair it's not his first rude and badly spelt thread about very similar subjects...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thes thread si mikang no sesne

Hey don't you start!

I'm getting eye strain trying to understand the OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a moman onece man she had a fantsctic body and knew hoe to fuck xxx

I hope she reads this - and gives the 2nd side to the story... in understandable English

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

You know when you read a thread and thread and think this is a young newbie and then you get a shock and realise the age of the OP and you just go

This is one of them!

A man (debatable) should know better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Believe me she had a fantastic body and she was a good fuck"
oh well sorted then

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

Believe me if you can fuck in yhe middle of winter and you both enjoy woumd you fuck her again

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

And you chose to have sex with her? How ugly does that make YOU on the inside buddy?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I was with a moman onece man she had a fantsctic body and knew hoe to fuck xxx

Oh! It's you again.

I started a thread about honesty the other day and someone pointed out that what I thought to be true about a persons appearance might not be true to another. Same applies here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Believe me if you can fuck in yhe middle of winter and you both enjoy woumd you fuck her again"

September babies will prove people can fuck in the winter.... I'd love to know if she enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely she wasn't as ugly as your motives for knowing her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeees!! Go back to school, learn how to spell, learn about how to show respect to a person, then sit and find your own faults.

You have plenty!!

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

Uglie with s fantastic body dont you get the point xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Uglie with s fantastic body dont you get the point xx"

No, I don't. What is your point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't as no women is ugly.Its nice to be nice to them and give them confidence if they think they are

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

Well said but itd how a man fucks lol

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Supermarket has ugly fruit.

They are fkin awful.

Guess should be sampled blindfolded.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If you find a woman attractive enough to want to fuck her OP then why would you ever consider her ugly? Women aren't a separate species, just fellow human beings. How would you feel if she asked you? There's your answer right there. Unless you lack empathy, in which case I feel sad for you.

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

No way she had s famtastic body to explore xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm utterly lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say she was a bit desperate as well judging by your pics OP.. people in glass houses comes to mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Admittedly, it's a shit thread and shit spelling. No need to rip the guy to shreds though.

There are quite a few regular forumites that can't spell for toffee. Do you all lambast them?"

I may be wrong but I took it as just a joke; -

He spells the thread heading correctly but then deliberately misspelled the original post............. (lying).

No? .........okay I'll have another glass then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest Jay. I thought the way people jumped on you, due to your lack of writing skills was pretty poor form. However, you seem to be digging your own hole here.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Id say she was a bit desperate as well judging by your pics OP.. people in glass houses comes to mind!

So do people in glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Admittedly, it's a shit thread and shit spelling. No need to rip the guy to shreds though.

There are quite a few regular forumites that can't spell for toffee. Do you all lambast them?"

To be honest I'd put a lot more effort into my spelling if I got toffee for every typo free post.

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No way she had s famtastic body to explore xx"

Don't worry about her ugly face then,it's not like you have to be seen in public with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...but once she reads this thread you'll be 'shit outta luck'!

If she can make sense of it

Hahaha

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

If you have finished with this woman could she come and stare at my wall paper cos I'm having a hell of a job stripping it.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

If you have finished with this woman could she come and stare at my wall paper cos I'm having a hell of a job stripping it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Gets up and goes in search of a dictionary....

You'd be better off looking for a dickshunry

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

If you have finished with this woman could she come and stare at my wall paper cos I'm having a hell of a job stripping it.

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

At least a bring s topic ot conversation up

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

Dont take the piss lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe the OP is asking if the paper bag had slipped off the ladies mantlepiece whilst he was attending to the fire, would it be impolite for him to ask her if she could pop it back on.

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you pissed op?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I believe the OP is asking if the paper bag had slipped off the ladies mantlepiece whilst he was attending to the fire, would it be impolite for him to ask her if she could pop it back on."

So he could carry on roasting his chestnuts (Well it is christmas)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Est is facillimus intellego?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just need to ask did the poor woman bring her guide dog while fucking you if you think she's ugly

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

So true but some people dont see it that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your status seems to be at odds with your post...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe the OP is asking if the paper bag had slipped off the ladies mantlepiece whilst he was attending to the fire, would it be impolite for him to ask her if she could pop it back on.

So he could carry on roasting his chestnuts (Well it is christmas)"

and her marshmallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if that woman n liked u and then reads this because by chance she loves forum s, n u slagged her off, if that was me I would of kicked ur sorry ass n made u apologise

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

i can't even work out what to say to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, answering with a 'yes' or 'no', is this thread going how you expected it to when you did the first post?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Est is facillimus intellego?

opertis invicem

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

Its a site people here put up photos here say one thing and do an other people are good on a keyboard but a stupid in real so i try to understand keyboard or real meets xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or a joint

I take it you mean beef or lamb

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never he meant unicorn blood and fairie wings

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

"Its a site people here put up photos here say one thing and do an other people are good on a keyboard but a stupid in real so i try to understand keyboard or real meets xx"

Full of confusion you are, troubled by rejection you seem.

Peace within the force you seek.

Failed you have.

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

True but not all woman are like you of i can ask do you consider your uglie the or have i touched a raw nerve xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I was with a moman onece man she had a fantsctic body and knew hoe to fuck xxx

Thank your lucky stars you are so handsome.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Is there a lying through the teeth smiley ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if that woman n liked u and then reads this because by chance she loves forum s, n u slagged her off, if that was me I would of kicked ur sorry ass n made u apologise "

BDSM?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a site people here put up photos here say one thing and do an other people are good on a keyboard but a stupid in real so i try to understand keyboard or real meets xx

Full of confusion you are, troubled by rejection you seem.

Peace within the force you seek.

Failed you have."
Travel to the dagobah system you must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the actual fuck?

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

9 say good on her bitch lol if you know what i mean xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual fuck?

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if I was you I would walk away and never look back

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Its a site people here put up photos here say one thing and do an other people are good on a keyboard but a stupid in real so i try to understand keyboard or real meets xx"

Yes you do need to sort out who is genuine and actually will go through with what they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha i love this forum just wait a minute while i make a cuppa

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By *ndian jay OP Man
over a year ago

luton

Thank you xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Est is facillimus intellego?

opertis invicem"

Et visum est aliud nemo aperit

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"So true but some people dont see it that way"

Welcome to the hall of fame fellow cage-rattler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So true but some people dont see it that way

Welcome to the hall of fame fellow cage-rattler."

Who are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have read this entire thread and I have not idea what's going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have read this entire thread and I have not idea what's going on

It's a thread full of non-secateurs to go with the OP's hoe.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Est is facillimus intellego?

opertis invicem

Et visum est aliud nemo aperit

Predictive txt - I was talking about a young lady in Wickham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All i can say is one word, -

......no, in fact I can't so;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have read this entire thread and I have not idea what's going on

It's a called a lynch mob, not necessarily undeserved and the OP actually seems to enjoy it - kind of like a reverse troll

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have read this entire thread and I have not idea what's going on

It's a called a lynch mob, not necessarily undeserved and the OP actually seems to enjoy it - kind of like a reverse troll "

Not everyone's in the mob.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Est is facillimus intellego?

opertis invicem

Et visum est aliud nemo aperit

Predictive txt - I was talking about a young lady in Wickham"

Ok yeah, I'll take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a moman onece man she had a fantsctic body and knew hoe to fuck xxx

But could she string a sentence together ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have read this entire thread and I have not idea what's going on

It's a called a lynch mob, not necessarily undeserved and the OP actually seems to enjoy it - kind of like a reverse troll "

Actually that's a normal troll.

Like the flat earth society.

It's hilarious when one of them joins up on some forum and posts their "evidence" people frothing a the mouth to disprove them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have read this entire thread and I have not idea what's going on

It's a called a lynch mob, not necessarily undeserved and the OP actually seems to enjoy it - kind of like a reverse troll

Actually that's a normal troll.

Like the flat earth society.

It's hilarious when one of them joins up on some forum and posts their "evidence" people frothing a the mouth to disprove them "

They enjoy the drama?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I think we can leave it there now

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