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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*holds up mistletoe*

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Steve chucks an egg at him.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss my arse

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By *r and mrs 71Couple
over a year ago

colchester

"*holds up mistletoe*"

*steps under mistletoe, closes eyes and waits for a kiss*

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some mistletoe too...

Hanging off my belt buckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft. Whatever. I still haven't gotten my cheese pasty so you can shove the mistletoe.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*holds up mistletoe*"

And mwah

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Kiss my arse

You said that on another thread earlier

I'll only do it if you pull your pants down .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, it's like Fab the RPG!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss my arse

You said that on another thread earlier

I'll only do it if you pull your pants down .

It my quote of the day

I don't wear pants!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Ooh, it's like Fab the RPG!"

Beats the hell out of the simms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kiss my arse

Turn around and grab your ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

There's a lot of mistletoe doing the rounds today .... puckers up and waits patiently xxxxx

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Standing in line ready to be kissed xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss my arse

Turn around and grab your ankles"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Waits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u remain unkissed .... Whilst under the mistletoe .....U will not marry the following year ..... Mistletoe kiss is a big commitment - it promises babies as well you know.....

Much fun .....

MWAH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If u remain unkissed .... Whilst under the mistletoe .....U will not marry the following year ..... Mistletoe kiss is a big commitment - it promises babies as well you know.....

Much fun .....

MWAH "

Babies!

I'm never going near mistletoe again.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*holds up mistletoe*"

Puckers up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pfft. Whatever. I still haven't gotten my cheese pasty so you can shove the mistletoe.

-Courtney"

I actually hate cheese so you'll have to wait til after the mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss my arse

Now that's an arse I could kiss for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss my arse

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oh god yes please!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Kiss my arse

2nd time I've read that today so same answer. I'd love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stands patiently waiting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it got berries on it? Apparently for each kiss you receive you must remove a berry, and the kissing can't stop until all the berries are gone. And traditionally it's men who kiss the person under the mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been eating garlic? I can't kiss a garlic mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has it got berries on it? Apparently for each kiss you receive you must remove a berry, and the kissing can't stop until all the berries are gone. And traditionally it's men who kiss the person under the mistletoe

Ah stuff tradition, I'm going in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a sneaky smooch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold

I'll kiss your other lips

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

holds up mistletoe....and everyone runs away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some mistletoe too...

Hanging off my belt buckle

Shall I kneel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a peck under the mistletoe earlier, I'll take another one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold

I'll kiss your other lips

Mmmm Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"holds up mistletoe....and everyone runs away

Aww c'mere,I'll give you a peck on the cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold

I'll kiss your other lips

Mmmm Mrs

You know it makes sense miss!! Now knickers down!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really? I'm sticking extra berries on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss my arse

We will hold the mistletoe steady and we'll both kiss that gorgeous arse!!

oops we seem to be moving it over the rest of that body! Kisses all over then! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold

I'll kiss your other lips

Mmmm Mrs

You know it makes sense miss!! Now knickers down!!"

I like it when your bossy

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"holds up mistletoe....and everyone runs away

Aww c'mere,I'll give you a peck on the cheek

If that's a peck for me I'll take it thankyou,but I did mean the op

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"Ooh, it's like Fab the RPG!"

Rocket propelled grenade?

Or wrong game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"holds up mistletoe....and everyone runs away

Aww c'mere,I'll give you a peck on the cheek

If that's a peck for me I'll take it thankyou,but I did mean the op

Ohhh lol He's buggered off anyway and left us women kissing each others' cheeks

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Waits quietly in the queue for my mistletoe kiss

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"holds up mistletoe....and everyone runs away

Aww c'mere,I'll give you a peck on the cheek

If that's a peck for me I'll take it thankyou,but I did mean the op

Ohhh lol He's buggered off anyway and left us women kissing each others' cheeks

Well that's as near as I'll probably get to a snog under the mistletoe so I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just getting some vaseline for my lips

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Well that's as near as I'll probably get to a snog under the mistletoe so I'm happy

Positive thinking..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cold

I'll kiss your other lips

Mmmm Mrs

You know it makes sense miss!! Now knickers down!!

I like it when your bossy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waits quietly in the queue for my mistletoe kiss

Ushers her to the front of the queue for a good snog x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*kicks open the saloon doors, steps in and eyes up the competition*

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Waits quietly in the queue for my mistletoe kiss

Ushers her to the front of the queue for a good snog x"

From op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss my arse

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that seems like an offer not to be frowned upon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*kicks open the saloon doors, steps in and eyes up the competition*"

Saloon doors swing back abd knock him clean out.

(First time he has been referred to as clean for a while!)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*wanders up to the bar and clicks fingers for attention*

White Russian, barkeep.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*kicks open the saloon doors, steps in and eyes up the competition*

Saloon doors swing back abd knock him clean out.

(First time he has been referred to as clean for a while!)

Oohh...

I like a woman who pushes back.

Care to dance?

Nat King Cole - Lets Face The Music and Dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjJHnKw7YNA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*kicks open the saloon doors, steps in and eyes up the competition*

Saloon doors swing back abd knock him clean out.

(First time he has been referred to as clean for a while!)

Oohh...

I like a woman who pushes back.

Care to dance?

Nat King Cole - Lets Face The Music and Dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjJHnKw7YNA"

Joe Cocker - You can leave your hat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*wanders up to the bar and clicks fingers for attention*

White Russian, barkeep. "

Stands next to Joe.

Leans over counter giving barman an eyeful to catch attention,

"Irish Black Russian please, when you are ready?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss my arse

With pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waits quietly in the queue for my mistletoe kiss

Ushers her to the front of the queue for a good snog x

From op?

"
thanks by the way for your words of wisdom ,I'm really on cloud nine now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*holds up mistletoe*"

Would you like to sample a electric cattle prod???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*holds up mistletoe*

Would you like to sample a electric cattle prod???

I think that would be fun to watch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*holds up mistletoe*

Would you like to sample a electric cattle prod???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waits quietly in the queue for my mistletoe kiss

Ushers her to the front of the queue for a good snog x

From op?

Well that would be disappointing but if you must!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Waits quietly in the queue for my mistletoe kiss

Ushers her to the front of the queue for a good snog x

From op?

Well that would be disappointing but if you must!

There's mistletoe..it's Christmas..Kisses for everyone

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