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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I'm walking down the high street drinking from a bottle of Famous Grouse, people treat me like a leper, but when i sip it from my leather bound hip flask they gaze with admiration!

What hypocritical behavior have you noticed while you've been getting d*unk at your local shops?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't get d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not while d*unk but...

I ride my bike without a helmet and I get disapproving head shaking, but ride my unicycle without a helmet and I get stares of admiration.

Go figure.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's crazy hey? Wank and cum all over a girls face in a sex club and I get applauded, do it in Waitrose (and it was just the once!) and I get a suspended jail sentence, lose my job and twenty years in the sexual offenders register. The hypocrisy of it all

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Barebacking from the safe when sober sex brigade

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Not while d*unk but...

I ride my bike without a helmet and I get disapproving head shaking, but ride my unicycle without a helmet and I get stares of admiration.

Go figure.

-Courtney"

Do you arrive at meets on the unicycle Courtney? This I must see..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's crazy hey? Wank and cum all over a girls face in a sex club and I get applauded, do it in Waitrose (and it was just the once!) and I get a suspended jail sentence, lose my job and twenty years in the sexual offenders register. The hypocrisy of it all "

People will always focus on the negative........

You make one little error of judgement and it's all they remember you for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's crazy hey? Wank and cum all over a girls face in a sex club and I get applauded, do it in Waitrose (and it was just the once!) and I get a suspended jail sentence, lose my job and twenty years in the sexual offenders register. The hypocrisy of it all "

Should have gone to Lidl, she'd have thanked you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not while d*unk but...

I ride my bike without a helmet and I get disapproving head shaking, but ride my unicycle without a helmet and I get stares of admiration.

Go figure.

-Courtney

Do you arrive at meets on the unicycle Courtney? This I must see.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's crazy hey? Wank and cum all over a girls face in a sex club and I get applauded, do it in Waitrose (and it was just the once!) and I get a suspended jail sentence, lose my job and twenty years in the sexual offenders register. The hypocrisy of it all "

Agree!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's crazy hey? Wank and cum all over a girls face in a sex club and I get applauded, do it in Waitrose (and it was just the once!) and I get a suspended jail sentence, lose my job and twenty years in the sexual offenders register. The hypocrisy of it all

People will always focus on the negative........

You make one little error of judgement and it's all they remember you for!"

"i shaga the one a sheep"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"When I'm walking down the high street drinking from a bottle of Famous Grouse, people treat me like a leper, but when i sip it from my leather bound hip flask they gaze with admiration!

What hypocritical behavior have you noticed while you've been getting d*unk at your local shops?"

It's not the receptacle it's the brand. Next time try some high falutin stuff you'll be amazed at the difference.

When I'm getting d*unk at my local shops I've noticed they're much less keen to serve me white lightning than when I'm sober.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm walking down the high street drinking from a bottle of Famous Grouse, people treat me like a leper, but when i sip it from my leather bound hip flask they gaze with admiration!

What hypocritical behavior have you noticed while you've been getting d*unk at your local shops?

It's not the receptacle it's the brand. Next time try some high falutin stuff you'll be amazed at the difference.

When I'm getting d*unk at my local shops I've noticed they're much less keen to serve me white lightning than when I'm sober."

Send the kids in for it instead.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"When I'm walking down the high street drinking from a bottle of Famous Grouse, people treat me like a leper, but when i sip it from my leather bound hip flask they gaze with admiration!

What hypocritical behavior have you noticed while you've been getting d*unk at your local shops?

It's not the receptacle it's the brand. Next time try some high falutin stuff you'll be amazed at the difference.

When I'm getting d*unk at my local shops I've noticed they're much less keen to serve me white lightning than when I'm sober.

Send the kids in for it instead. "

I can't in case the school's liaison officer spots them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drank JD and from a can on my way to meet someone for a social. As I sat down next to my son in law,in his car with it in my hand,I turned to him and said "I've become one of those street drinkers who drinks from a can in the street I look down on!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe I'll try striding along drinking from one of those cans of wine, the small thin ones. See where that lies on the "acceptable drinking in public" scale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I'll try striding along drinking from one of those cans of wine, the small thin ones. See where that lies on the "acceptable drinking in public" scale.

"

In designated no alcohol areas you will have to wrap it in brown paper.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Maybe I'll try striding along drinking from one of those cans of wine, the small thin ones. See where that lies on the "acceptable drinking in public" scale.

In designated no alcohol areas you will have to wrap it in brown paper."

Not any old brown paper, Marks and Spencer's brown paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I'll try striding along drinking from one of those cans of wine, the small thin ones. See where that lies on the "acceptable drinking in public" scale.

In designated no alcohol areas you will have to wrap it in brown paper.

Not any old brown paper, Marks and Spencer's brown paper."

Not the cheap stuff from the Post Office.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm walking down the high street drinking from a bottle of Famous Grouse, people treat me like a leper, but when i sip it from my leather bound hip flask they gaze with admiration!

What hypocritical behavior have you noticed while you've been getting d*unk at your local shops?"

In the first scenario you're a d*unk, the second you're debonair.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Maybe I'll try striding along drinking from one of those cans of wine, the small thin ones. See where that lies on the "acceptable drinking in public" scale.

In designated no alcohol areas you will have to wrap it in brown paper.

Not any old brown paper, Marks and Spencer's brown paper.

Not the cheap stuff from the Post Office."

Good Lord no! Have some standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I'll try striding along drinking from one of those cans of wine, the small thin ones. See where that lies on the "acceptable drinking in public" scale.

In designated no alcohol areas you will have to wrap it in brown paper.

Not any old brown paper, Marks and Spencer's brown paper.

Not the cheap stuff from the Post Office.

Good Lord no! Have some standards "

If he sticks his pinky up people will think he's proper swanky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I'll try striding along drinking from one of those cans of wine, the small thin ones. See where that lies on the "acceptable drinking in public" scale.

In designated no alcohol areas you will have to wrap it in brown paper.

Not any old brown paper, Marks and Spencer's brown paper.

Not the cheap stuff from the Post Office.

Good Lord no! Have some standards

If he sticks his pinky up people will think he's proper wanky "

Wrap a box of wine in Xmas paper.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Maybe I'll try striding along drinking from one of those cans of wine, the small thin ones. See where that lies on the "acceptable drinking in public" scale.

In designated no alcohol areas you will have to wrap it in brown paper.

Not any old brown paper, Marks and Spencer's brown paper.

Not the cheap stuff from the Post Office.

Good Lord no! Have some standards

If he sticks his pinky up people will think he's proper swanky "

Something that rhymes with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I'll try striding along drinking from one of those cans of wine, the small thin ones. See where that lies on the "acceptable drinking in public" scale.

"

Move to a different town where drinking red stripe is socially acceptable at 9am in the morning, if you go down the street drinking a coffee then you get stared at for being a wimp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm walking down the high street drinking from a bottle of Famous Grouse, people treat me like a leper, but when i sip it from my leather bound hip flask they gaze with admiration!

What hypocritical behavior have you noticed while you've been getting d*unk at your local shops?"

Strongbow is considered a manlier beverage than Woodpecker. I hate sexism and much prefer a sweet cider to dry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More evidence that this country is going to the dogs.

Tsk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe I'll try striding along drinking from one of those cans of wine, the small thin ones. See where that lies on the "acceptable drinking in public" scale.

Move to a different town where drinking red stripe is socially acceptable at 9am in the morning, if you go down the street drinking a coffee then you get stared at for being a wimp!"

I'm not moving to Andover

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I'm walking down the high street drinking from a bottle of Famous Grouse, people treat me like a leper, but when i sip it from my leather bound hip flask they gaze with admiration!

What hypocritical behavior have you noticed while you've been getting d*unk at your local shops?

In the first scenario you're a d*unk, the second you're debonair.

"

Exactly! Zammo was a smack head, Charles Dickens was an opium addict.

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