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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Is this film gonna scar me for life???

He's just explained what he's gonna do with the 3 people...

I always assumed that he was gonna be the centipede (bit like The Fly)

Who thinks up this crazy stuff??

And FYI if I ever find myself in the hands of a psycho who wants to make me into a centipede im going at the front!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Not seen it

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

What is seen can never be unseen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The premise is truly disgusting

And the acting by the doctor is just as bad

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Is this film gonna scar me for life???

He's just explained what he's gonna do with the 3 people...

I always assumed that he was gonna be the centipede (bit like The Fly)

Who thinks up this crazy stuff??

And FYI if I ever find myself in the hands of a psycho who wants to make me into a centipede im going at the front!!!

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My advice , dont watch it i turned it of made me feel sick x

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Is this film gonna scar me for life???

He's just explained what he's gonna do with the 3 people...

I always assumed that he was gonna be the centipede (bit like The Fly)

Who thinks up this crazy stuff??

And FYI if I ever find myself in the hands of a psycho who wants to make me into a centipede im going at the front!!!

Seen the film...front is definitely the best of the worst options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've watched these films (think there's a third out now?) Utterly sick really, don't know why I watched them ...... I love horrors and thought they might be but they're not, they are just shockers.

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Seriously, turn it off now. It'll give you nightmares!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this film gonna scar me for life???

He's just explained what he's gonna do with the 3 people...

I always assumed that he was gonna be the centipede (bit like The Fly)

Who thinks up this crazy stuff??

And FYI if I ever find myself in the hands of a psycho who wants to make me into a centipede im going at the front!!!

Think about all the pressure of trying to keep it in without letting go lol.

Why not stay in middle

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Saw this film 8 years ago..... It is beyond sick..... made me feel ill for months .... I don't wanna be a centipede not even at the front yukky xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me wonder what kind of mind would even think this storyline up? Scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't watch it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The second one is worse bigger centipede

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By *XnaughtyandniceXxCouple
over a year ago

Derby

Lol....theres 2 others....its a trilogy

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Oh no... The front is eating..

This can't end well...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oh no... The front is eating..

This can't end well... "

End well?? End well?!?!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Oh good grief...

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Oh no... The front is eating..

This can't end well...

End well?? End well?!?!

You don't want to know steve!! Trust me!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Oh no... The front is eating..

This can't end well... "

Turn it off NOW xxxx

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Oh no... The front is eating..

This can't end well...

Turn it off NOW xxxx"

Too late!! Barf!!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Oh no... The front is eating..

This can't end well...

Turn it off NOW xxxx

Too late!! Barf!! "

Haha.... told ya xxxx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think I will stick to bisexual 4aum porn where each one is sucking or licking the other. I can relate to that.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Oh no... The front is eating..

This can't end well...

End well?? End well?!?!

You don't want to know steve!! Trust me! "

The thing about The Human Centipede is it's horrible at the end.

And also at the other end!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Ive turned it off.

That's never happened to me before!!

It's horrendous (storyline and acting!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human centipede 2 is a hell of a lot worse, had loads of it edited and re done for it to be allowed.

When he's wanking with sandpaper whilst watching the film was originally barbed wire.

Human centipede 3 is just terrible the warden is hilarious though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who likes horror films should watch babadook

Watched it last night and it's really good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havent seen It

Don't know it

Just belly laughed reading this thread though ....

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its more funny then scary.

You really have to worry about people who make these films tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first film wasn't scary, until the last 15 mins or so. It was mostly a film made to be shocking and sickening, imo.

The 2nd film had a really good story to it actually, i totally enjoyed that film and anything in it was more shocking or sickening than the 1st film but there wasn't as much of this stuff in and it had a storyline that i found interesting.

3rd film, back to being sickening, less graphically, and idk i just felt they'd lost the plot and i didn't enjoy this film, but as a fan of the series i wanted to watch it. It was a done like an 80s type horror so maybe people into those might like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this film gonna scar me for life???

He's just explained what he's gonna do with the 3 people...

I always assumed that he was gonna be the centipede (bit like The Fly)

Who thinks up this crazy stuff??

And FYI if I ever find myself in the hands of a psycho who wants to make me into a centipede im going at the front!!!

To be fair if you're at the hands of a psycho who wants to turn you into a centipede I don't think you having a choice where you go will be an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human centipede 2 is a hell of a lot worse, had loads of it edited and re done for it to be allowed.

When he's wanking with sandpaper whilst watching the film was originally barbed wire.

Human centipede 3 is just terrible the warden is hilarious though

I've got Harveys autograph saying with love (and sandpaper!)

haha. awesome guy to chat to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you watch you can't un-see the wrongness is to wrong save your self and turn it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first is the best cinematically the second is probably the sickest. The third while as revolting as the first two is total and utter crap. Shit acting shit story and lots of...shit lol

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I've never seen it either.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Haven't seen it and don't want to - yuk.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Made me feel sick just thinking about it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's gross,badly acted and sick

I had to watch it to the end though

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Is this film gonna scar me for life???

He's just explained what he's gonna do with the 3 people...

I always assumed that he was gonna be the centipede (bit like The Fly)

Who thinks up this crazy stuff??

And FYI if I ever find myself in the hands of a psycho who wants to make me into a centipede im going at the front!!!

Seen the film...front is definitely the best of the worst options

Didn't only the middle one survive? I watched it once but wasn't paying much attention.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

it made me laugh at the acting lol

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Oooh, this sounds like one I must add to the christmas viewing... NOT!

I'm being dumb (and probably shouldn't ask... but I'm nosey) but how do they make a human centipede?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Oooh, this sounds like one I must add to the christmas viewing... NOT!

I'm being dumb (and probably shouldn't ask... but I'm nosey) but how do they make a human centipede?

alimentary my dear big clue lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh, this sounds like one I must add to the christmas viewing... NOT!

I'm being dumb (and probably shouldn't ask... but I'm nosey) but how do they make a human centipede?

Martin used staples in the 2nd film. First film was very informative and the doctor explains how it's all done using surgery.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Oooh, this sounds like one I must add to the christmas viewing... NOT!

I'm being dumb (and probably shouldn't ask... but I'm nosey) but how do they make a human centipede?

Martin used staples in the 2nd film. First film was very informative and the doctor explains how it's all done using surgery."

so they kinda stick them all together? Uhm yeah, I'll be passing on this. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh, this sounds like one I must add to the christmas viewing... NOT!

I'm being dumb (and probably shouldn't ask... but I'm nosey) but how do they make a human centipede?

Martin used staples in the 2nd film. First film was very informative and the doctor explains how it's all done using surgery.

so they kinda stick them all together? Uhm yeah, I'll be passing on this. lol"

Yeah like that. Not sure if duct tape was involved also...

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Yeah like that. Not sure if duct tape was involved also..."

Gosh, sounds lovely... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol the 3rd one is hilarious.

They all are so badly acted though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh, this sounds like one I must add to the christmas viewing... NOT!

I'm being dumb (and probably shouldn't ask... but I'm nosey) but how do they make a human centipede?

Martin used staples in the 2nd film. First film was very informative and the doctor explains how it's all done using surgery.

so they kinda stick them all together? Uhm yeah, I'll be passing on this. lol"

Sew/staple each persons mouth to the others anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah like that. Not sure if duct tape was involved also...

Gosh, sounds lovely... lol"

It's not the best idea for a film series tbh, but original at least.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Sew/staple each persons mouth to the others anus"

Yes, definitely going on the never ever list...

what kind of fucked up puppy writes this stuff? I'm worried there are people who thought that was a good idea for a film... gads. (I'm away to get my old lady sense of disgust off the shelf... lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all made me look ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tusk is a similar kind of film and equally hilarious but some bigger names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There have been far worse films produced

Probably a big turn on for those scatologically inclined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw the 1st 2 but can't find a copy of the 3rd one anywhere need to see if it's as bad as they say lol

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Saw the 1st 2 but can't find a copy of the 3rd one anywhere need to see if it's as bad as they say lol"

It's on Netflix if you get the first month free you can watch it on there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw the 1st 2 but can't find a copy of the 3rd one anywhere need to see if it's as bad as they say lol"

Try online. I watched all 3 online legally for free and no sign up as they came out.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Sew/staple each persons mouth to the others anus

Yes, definitely going on the never ever list...

what kind of fucked up puppy writes this stuff? I'm worried there are people who thought that was a good idea for a film... gads. (I'm away to get my old lady sense of disgust off the shelf... lol) "

It wasn't too bad till number one needed a number 2!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Hottie! I am now wishing I could unsee this whole thread... lol

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

It's rubbish really they get worse they did three x

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Yes tusk is hilarious x

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Hottie! I am now wishing I could unsee this whole thread... lol "

Sorry!! Look on the bright side.. At least you don't have the middle girls terrified look as the front guy said 'I need to shit' forever etched into your brain!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Hottie! I am now wishing I could unsee this whole thread... lol

Sorry!! Look on the bright side.. At least you don't have the middle girls terrified look as the front guy said 'I need to shit' forever etched into your brain! "

I am not looking at this thread ever again...

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Hottie! I am now wishing I could unsee this whole thread... lol

Sorry!! Look on the bright side.. At least you don't have the middle girls terrified look as the front guy said 'I need to shit' forever etched into your brain!

I am not looking at this thread ever again...

I actually heaved watching it.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Anyone who likes horror films should watch babadook

Watched it last night and it's really good "

Yes. I didn't get around to going to see that, when it came out.

As you say, it's meant to be excellent. It was lauded as the best film of the year by many critics, and not just in a horror sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this film gonna scar me for life???

He's just explained what he's gonna do with the 3 people...

I always assumed that he was gonna be the centipede (bit like The Fly)

Who thinks up this crazy stuff??

And FYI if I ever find myself in the hands of a psycho who wants to make me into a centipede im going at the front!!!

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doesn't sound like a film I would watch saw black mass last week though x

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Anyone who likes horror films should watch babadook

Watched it last night and it's really good

Yes. I didn't get around to going to see that, when it came out.

As you say, it's meant to be excellent. It was lauded as the best film of the year by many critics, and not just in a horror sense. "

I started watching it once then stopped. I'll have to give it another go tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hanger and "A serbian film" are worse!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This film just sounds like a drama class concept that got out of hand and was taken seriously by someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sew/staple each persons mouth to the others anus

Yes, definitely going on the never ever list...

what kind of fucked up puppy writes this stuff? I'm worried there are people who thought that was a good idea for a film... gads. (I'm away to get my old lady sense of disgust off the shelf... lol) "

Apparently the film came about after 2 friends had a discussion about what they would do to paedophiles, one of those friends happened to be a director and that's how the film came about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hanger and "A serbian film" are worse!!"

A Serbian Film is just wrong and sick. I can't believe it was even allowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hanger and "A serbian film" are worse!!

A Serbian Film is just wrong and sick. I can't believe it was even allowed. "

Agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the HC trilogy!

Sick, but it's only glorified ass to mouth

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

i watched the first 2 in one sitting and slept soundly . gross but not really scary .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% medically accurate

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

This film is on the horror channel tonight at 12.45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this film gonna scar me for life???

He's just explained what he's gonna do with the 3 people...

I always assumed that he was gonna be the centipede (bit like The Fly)

Who thinks up this crazy stuff??

And FYI if I ever find myself in the hands of a psycho who wants to make me into a centipede im going at the front!!!

its just a totally stupid film tbf , the acting is the worst type you can ever see i watched it coz folk said it was good and talked about it for days at work , and when i watched it with my then gf , we both looked at each other and said ,, i thought they said it was good

id at least watch it so then u have , but dont be expecting a great movie that it aint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen all 3 I don't know why but I've seen them lol definitely the worst experience in the world. It's awful lol!

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