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"I'm a happy d*unkard. And on a school night too,but not so d*unk I make spelling mistakes. Not d*unk enough to send embarrassing texts,I stopped just in time " Me too! *hic* | |||
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"I rarely drink anymore as I seem to go from sober to wankered in the space of 1 drink. " Damn.. One Drink !!! That would save me a Fortune.. | |||
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"I'm a happy d*unkard. And on a school night too,but not so d*unk I make spelling mistakes. Not d*unk enough to send embarrassing texts,I stopped just in time " ...too late you sent your sexual demands to me | |||
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"I rarely drink anymore as I seem to go from sober to wankered in the space of 1 drink. " this | |||
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"I don't get d*unk that often, not a fan of hangovers. But a happy d*unk. " Same here! I'm laughable when I'm d*unk! Even people I've just met are my 'best friend in all the world and I'll love them for ever and ever!!' | |||
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"My mood amplifies. If I've had a good day then I'm giggly and silly and I fall over. If I've had a rough day or something is bothering me, or if someone upsets me while I'm d*unk then I just end up crying all night and getting shitty with people and shouting a lot. Usually the former. I don't really drink anymore though " You had some wine in June.... Most of the bottle is still in the fridge | |||
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"I'm a hyper talkative d*unk. I get on the dance floor, refuse to leave and dance with everyone. Oh, and the filter between my brain and mouth stops working Mrs " Yes! When I'm out and d*unk my mouth goes into overdrive. I got called an idiot once because of it. | |||
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"I don't get d*unk that often, not a fan of hangovers. But a happy d*unk. " . Your mistake there is sobering up | |||
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"My mood amplifies. If I've had a good day then I'm giggly and silly and I fall over. If I've had a rough day or something is bothering me, or if someone upsets me while I'm d*unk then I just end up crying all night and getting shitty with people and shouting a lot. Usually the former. I don't really drink anymore though You had some wine in June.... Most of the bottle is still in the fridge" I think it was July actually... But yeah. For non drinkers we have a silly amount of alcohol in the house :-/ | |||
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"I don't get d*unk that often, not a fan of hangovers. But a happy d*unk. Same here! I'm laughable when I'm d*unk! Even people I've just met are my 'best friend in all the world and I'll love them for ever and ever!!' " One of the last drinks I had was the one sambuca I had with you in Chester... That's how little I drink. | |||
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"A d*unk d*unk" I'm a d*unk d*unk now. I should sleep well; I had a disturbing dream last night I don't want repeated tonight. | |||
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"I'm a happy d*unkard. And on a school night too,but not so d*unk I make spelling mistakes. Not d*unk enough to send embarrassing texts,I stopped just in time " A teetotal one | |||
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"I'm a hyper talkative d*unk. I get on the dance floor, refuse to leave and dance with everyone. Oh, and the filter between my brain and mouth stops working Mrs Yes! When I'm out and d*unk my mouth goes into overdrive. I got called an idiot once because of it. " . I was an idiot before I started drinking.... Now I'm just a d*unken idiot! | |||
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"Vodka I'm fine, wine I turn really flirty and gin sends me a bit violent hence why I don't drink it...." Wine is my downfall The last meet I had was a social in a pub in Stratford. We drank two bottles of wine and I leant forwards and kissed him in a busy pub. Without wine I would never do that. Wine turns me into a floozy | |||
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"I'm a happy d*unkard. And on a school night too,but not so d*unk I make spelling mistakes. Not d*unk enough to send embarrassing texts,I stopped just in time A teetotal one " I did tee total for a long time,I hardly ever drink now | |||
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"Vodka I'm fine, wine I turn really flirty and gin sends me a bit violent hence why I don't drink it.... Wine is my downfall The last meet I had was a social in a pub in Stratford. We drank two bottles of wine and I leant forwards and kissed him in a busy pub. Without wine I would never do that. Wine turns me into a floozy " It makes me ubber confident (I mean I'm confident already) but I just chat to anyone and not give a shit lol | |||
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"I'm a hyper talkative d*unk. I get on the dance floor, refuse to leave and dance with everyone. Oh, and the filter between my brain and mouth stops working Mrs Yes! When I'm out and d*unk my mouth goes into overdrive. I got called an idiot once because of it. . I was an idiot before I started drinking.... Now I'm just a d*unken idiot!" I'm a killer on the dance floor when I've had a few drinks | |||
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"I'm a hyper talkative d*unk. I get on the dance floor, refuse to leave and dance with everyone. Oh, and the filter between my brain and mouth stops working Mrs Yes! When I'm out and d*unk my mouth goes into overdrive. I got called an idiot once because of it. . I was an idiot before I started drinking.... Now I'm just a d*unken idiot! I'm a killer on the dance floor when I've had a few drinks " . I also think I am | |||
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"Vodka I'm fine, wine I turn really flirty and gin sends me a bit violent hence why I don't drink it.... Wine is my downfall The last meet I had was a social in a pub in Stratford. We drank two bottles of wine and I leant forwards and kissed him in a busy pub. Without wine I would never do that. Wine turns me into a floozy It makes me ubber confident (I mean I'm confident already) but I just chat to anyone and not give a shit lol " Me too I'm not shy but on the wine I'm very forward When you go out to Brentwood with my friends I always chat at the bar. I can't help myself. | |||
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"A d*unk one ........rarely remember lol" Good grief fella, By the look of you in your picture, You look totally rat assed on stag night. | |||
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"I'm a hyper talkative d*unk. I get on the dance floor, refuse to leave and dance with everyone. Oh, and the filter between my brain and mouth stops working Mrs Yes! When I'm out and d*unk my mouth goes into overdrive. I got called an idiot once because of it. . I was an idiot before I started drinking.... Now I'm just a d*unken idiot! I'm a killer on the dance floor when I've had a few drinks . I also think I am " We're shit really ain't we | |||
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"I'm happy then funny then asleep " I'm getting to the sleepy stage | |||
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"I spout utter bollox then fall asleep " Bollox is d*unk language | |||
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"Totally depends what I'm drinking to what kind of d*unk I am and who I'm with!! I found out recently I must step away from the phone so I don't send out embarrassing messages!! " I'm on the cusp of not that d*unk I do something stupid but I'm tempted | |||
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"Just makes me horny!!" Wine does and I'm resisting the urge to Whatsapp someone | |||
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"Totally depends what I'm drinking to what kind of d*unk I am and who I'm with!! I found out recently I must step away from the phone so I don't send out embarrassing messages!! I'm on the cusp of not that d*unk I do something stupid but I'm tempted " Oh no, I knew it was a bad idea even when I was writing it but then I just thought 'fuck it' pressed send and was amazed I got a response!! Then my phone died sooooo that was the end of that! | |||
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"Totally depends what I'm drinking to what kind of d*unk I am and who I'm with!! I found out recently I must step away from the phone so I don't send out embarrassing messages!! I'm on the cusp of not that d*unk I do something stupid but I'm tempted Oh no, I knew it was a bad idea even when I was writing it but then I just thought 'fuck it' pressed send and was amazed I got a response!! Then my phone died sooooo that was the end of that!" I'm sober enough to talk myself out of it. | |||
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"I spout utter bollox then fall asleep Bollox is d*unk language " Aye, you've got to have a few bevvies to understand it | |||
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"Last time I got actually d*unk, I was stumbling around Bradford on crutches trying not to get run over by cars and stuff. I drank a couple of bottles of wine, a fair amount of vodka, a few jägerbombs, and whatever everyone else was drinking because I was feeling mischievous and pinching their drinks too :-/ then ended up watching my mate graze her forehead on a wall, kneeing her bf's mate in the balls because he wouldn't fuck off when I asked him to, then eating awful Chinese food and then having awful sex with my mate's bf's mate and I got 'injured' and there was blood all over the sheets and it looked like someone had been mirdered :-/ bloody hand prints and stuff. At some point that night I was sitting on a street corner crying and talking to a homeless man.. Is it any wonder I don't drink anymore? And the time before that, I went through 2 bottles of red wine with a guy I met online somewhere, and then none of the taxi companies were answering their phones.. So a mate of mine happened to be driving around near this guys place so he picked me up and drove me 20 miles home all the time begging me not to puke in the car cos it's a company car.. But I'd already puked in the guys bathroom and in my d*unken state I managed to get bright red vomit on the wall (red wine!) behind the loo. Got home safe and sound and fell asleep on the sofa. Couple of weeks later the guy invited me back round.. Nipped to the loo and saw the red vomit on the wall :-/ What kind of d*unk am I? A very bad one " It's called learning from experience | |||
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"I spout utter bollox then fall asleep Bollox is d*unk language Aye, you've got to have a few bevvies to understand it " We had a long conversation in bollox tonight | |||
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"Rarely bother with a drink and when I do its just one maybe two. " I only had 4 drinks. Two glasses of prosecco and two red wine and I'm under it. I just realised it would have been my 31st wedding anniversary today. Made me feel old. | |||
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"I rarely drink anymore as I seem to go from sober to wankered in the space of 1 drink. Damn.. One Drink !!! That would save me a Fortune.. " Noooooo!!! I can drink like a fish, ment I feel sober, then 1 more drink and I'm pished! | |||
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"Really depends what I drink . Jack Daniels and I have not spoken for years . Generally I'm a happy one but always go to far and become a very d*unk and honest drink . " Jack and I stopped talking about 10 years ago. 3 people, 4hours, 4 litre bottles. I was wrecked. | |||
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"Hugger dancer...but thankfully dont tell everyone I love em...and have never placed hands in an area its not welcome irrespective of how d*unk ive been....proud of that... " I love everyone when I'm d*unk | |||
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"Hugger dancer...but thankfully dont tell everyone I love em...and have never placed hands in an area its not welcome irrespective of how d*unk ive been....proud of that... I love everyone when I'm d*unk " I do too....apart from those i Fucking hate | |||
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"A happy one who can't spell " I can't believe you'd ever get d*unk ... | |||
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"New question: What kind of hungover person are you?? " Awwww hungover hun? I don't get hangovers at the very worst I'm a little tired | |||
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"A happy one who can't spell I can't believe you'd ever get d*unk ... " I know right | |||
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"I'm a happy d*unkard. And on a school night too,but not so d*unk I make spelling mistakes. Not d*unk enough to send embarrassing texts,I stopped just in time " I'm a flirty d*unk | |||
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"I'm a happy, chatty, very flirty d*unk. Also makes me really horny, especially if I've had red wine! xx" I think I need to move back to Mansfield... Is the swan still there I can get you a drink | |||
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"New question: What kind of hungover person are you?? " Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx | |||
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"New question: What kind of hungover person are you?? Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx" I have to eat junk food | |||
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"Better looking. Funnier. I can sing. I can dance. In the morning I look like shit. On the plus side; if I'm sick you don't need to hold my hair out of the way...... I just take it off " You have the perfect hair for a d*unk person | |||
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"New question: What kind of hungover person are you?? Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx I have to eat junk food" I can't face food when I'm hungover. Just tea to go with my headache to stop the shakes | |||
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"New question: What kind of hungover person are you?? Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx" Can't even think about sex | |||
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"New question: What kind of hungover person are you?? Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx Can't even think about sex " Eat some eggs they contain something that breaks down the toxins that cause a hangover. Also juice and Bannana to replace your electrolytes and potassium. Xx | |||
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"New question: What kind of hungover person are you?? Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx Can't even think about sex Eat some eggs they contain something that breaks down the toxins that cause a hangover. Also juice and Bannana to replace your electrolytes and potassium. Xx" Way to early to read that vara let me wake up! | |||
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"New question: What kind of hungover person are you?? Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx Can't even think about sex Eat some eggs they contain something that breaks down the toxins that cause a hangover. Also juice and Bannana to replace your electrolytes and potassium. Xx Way to early to read that vara let me wake up!" Haha I used to teach a course on presentations and a guy with some science background did his on hangover fact and fiction. I could send it round? | |||
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"New question: What kind of hungover person are you?? Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx Can't even think about sex Eat some eggs they contain something that breaks down the toxins that cause a hangover. Also juice and Bannana to replace your electrolytes and potassium. Xx" The smell of eggs would make me feel ill. Might be able to stomach juice but not with a banana,I'd get terrible heartburn. I'm going to sleep it off later I think | |||
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"Better looking. Funnier. I can sing. I can dance. In the morning I look like shit. On the plus side; if I'm sick you don't need to hold my hair out of the way...... I just take it off You have the perfect hair for a d*unk person " Careful who you say that to; it's open to misinterpretation lmfao | |||
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"New question: What kind of hungover person are you?? Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx Can't even think about sex Eat some eggs they contain something that breaks down the toxins that cause a hangover. Also juice and Bannana to replace your electrolytes and potassium. Xx Way to early to read that vara let me wake up! Haha I used to teach a course on presentations and a guy with some science background did his on hangover fact and fiction. I could send it round? " Feel free to send whatever round infact bring it yourself!! | |||
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"New question: What kind of hungover person are you?? " Worst I feel is a bit groggy, muzzy headed and tired...usually through lack of sleep as much as the alcohol. Lots of fluids and a good breakfast normally sorts me out, unless it was a very long session - where falling asleep on the couch for a few hours is the cure | |||
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"New question: What kind of hungover person are you?? Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx Can't even think about sex Eat some eggs they contain something that breaks down the toxins that cause a hangover. Also juice and Bannana to replace your electrolytes and potassium. Xx Way to early to read that vara let me wake up! Haha I used to teach a course on presentations and a guy with some science background did his on hangover fact and fiction. I could send it round? Feel free to send whatever round infact bring it yourself!!" Nurse vara make a home visit? I think it can be arranged... | |||
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"I normally am merry then I hit a period when I get grumpy, then I go in to my own little word then I am sick.... I don't get aggressive just I get pissy and snotty " Sounds messy | |||
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"I normally am merry then I hit a period when I get grumpy, then I go in to my own little word then I am sick.... I don't get aggressive just I get pissy and snotty " Ah your the type that let's me know it's time for me to leave | |||
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"I'm the type of d*unk that cuddles, falls asleep, vomits, or loses their clothes and dances naked" Have 4 beers | |||
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"Mostly sleepy. Too much white wine can make me tearful. Jägerbombs make me aggressive, I'm not allowed them any more " I can't drink any shots at all now. I lose periods of my evening with blank moments. I found myself outside a club once with no idea how I got out there. I'm glad I can't drink like I used to,the aftermath was unbearable. | |||
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"I'm the type of d*unk that cuddles, falls asleep, vomits, or loses their clothes and dances naked" I'm glad I'm not that kind of a d*unk. My naked dancing would clear a bar | |||
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"I am a hyeractive, loud, hilarious, dirty, flirty d*unk who doesn't like to go home.... I always wanna party all night long xxx " My kinda girl x | |||
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"Vodka I'm fine, wine I turn really flirty and gin sends me a bit violent hence why I don't drink it.... Wine is my downfall The last meet I had was a social in a pub in Stratford. We drank two bottles of wine and I leant forwards and kissed him in a busy pub. Without wine I would never do that. Wine turns me into a floozy It makes me ubber confident (I mean I'm confident already) but I just chat to anyone and not give a shit lol Me too I'm not shy but on the wine I'm very forward When you go out to Brentwood with my friends I always chat at the bar. I can't help myself." I think I'm gods gift and chat to the hot men....to be honest never had anything negitive said and had a few drinks bought for me | |||
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"I'm a happy d*unk...plus I get really horny " | |||
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