FabSwingers.com forum: I'm going to take you to lunch

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anything you want from Greggs for under 1.99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were in Lancashire that'd be a marriage proposal that.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Slice of pizza please

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've never had anything from Greggs you choose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the cheese pasty they have there...we'd probably have to have sex in the car, though.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're doing the £1.99 menu can we do KFC instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just have my dinner, thanks anyway.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Sausage and baked bean pasty please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the cheese pasty they have there...we'd probably have to have sex in the car, though.

-Courtney"

I'll be on top so I dont have my bare arse on a pile of pastry crumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been in a Greggs so surprise me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If we're doing the £1.99 menu can we do KFC instead? "

KFC is too formal for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

greggs dummy thank you, (sausage roll )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The golden arches is the place to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were in Lancashire that'd be a marriage proposal that."

Flash bugger eh?!

You could almost take four dates to the pound bakery for that! Two for a quid pies...No contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the cheese pasty they have there...we'd probably have to have sex in the car, though.

-Courtney

I'll be on top so I dont have my bare arse on a pile of pastry crumbs "

Oh, you sweet talker, you

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been in a Greggs so surprise me

Bet greggs been in you though! Wayhey! Sorry :/ I'll get mi coat.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Imagine pulling apart a sausage roll over someone's butt as they're on all fours then eating the crumbs from their crack

I'm getting flustered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were in Lancashire that'd be a marriage proposal that.

Flash bugger eh?!

You could almost take four dates to the pound bakery for that! Two for a quid pies...No contest"

I know. And nobody's pregnant so dunno why he's splashing out like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine pulling apart a sausage roll over someone's butt as they're on all fours then eating the crumbs from their crack

I'm getting flustered "

Who says romance is dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been in a Greggs so surprise me

Bet greggs been in you though! Wayhey! Sorry :/ I'll get mi coat....."

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Surprise me.. Fancy something sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greggs??? You said you'd pop my Nando's cherry....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Greggs??? You said you'd pop my Nando's cherry...."

Haven't even popped my own and I'm nervous

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Go on then spoil me,I'll have a sausage roll please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sausage rolls please ,,yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take a bag of jammy doughnuts yummy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"If we're doing the £1.99 menu can we do KFC instead?

KFC is too formal for me"

It's for upper class nobs.

Will fuck for any pastie or half a pastie and cider.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Anything you want from Greggs for under 1.99"

Is that the whole site or just us forumites?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the cheese pasty they have there...we'd probably have to have sex in the car, though.

-Courtney"
chipperoo you harlot get me a pasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greggs??? You said you'd pop my Nando's cherry....

Haven't even popped my own and I'm nervous "

I'll hold your hand. We should think of a safeword just in case.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the cheese pasty they have there...we'd probably have to have sex in the car, though.

-Courtney chipperoo you harlot get me a pasty

They have their seasonal holiday pasties out

-Chip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the cheese pasty they have there...we'd probably have to have sex in the car, though.

-Courtney chipperoo you harlot get me a pasty

'Food poisoning'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought everything in there was less than 1.99?

Anyway, be a good lad and grab the till - we can divvy it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Willing to throw in a bag of skittles for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine pulling apart a sausage roll over someone's butt as they're on all fours then eating the crumbs from their crack

I'm getting flustered "

Imagine just shoving it in whole, slapping her arse, pulling her knickers up and scarpering across the car park, chuckling uncontrollably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mackem dummy and a stottie

I used to work in a call centre next to a Greggs factory which had an outlet shop selling all the deformed pasties that had gone a bit wrong for cheap. Those were the days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon and cheese puff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon and cheese puff!"
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No cheese and bacon tart

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Greggs sausage roll is nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't go to Greggs,I don't know how much everything is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a surprise, please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I should just get a 4 pack of sausage rolls and we all make a party of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were in Lancashire that'd be a marriage proposal that.

Flash bugger eh?!

You could almost take four dates to the pound bakery for that! Two for a quid pies...No contest

I know. And nobody's pregnant so dunno why he's splashing out like that."

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