FabSwingers.com forum: What phrases that you really hate

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The are some phrase that people use that just grate

"I'm not being funny but.... "

Is generally followed by a really really cutting put down

What else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like to gossip but ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's racist but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything before the word 'but' in any sentence of that nature is complete bullshit

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"The are some phrase that people use that just grate

"I'm not being funny but.... "

Is generally followed by a really really cutting put down

What else? "

Same as "With all due respect" which always heralds a particular cutting insult, and no respect at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over quantity ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The are some phrase that people use that just grate

"I'm not being funny but.... "

Is generally followed by a really really cutting put down

What else?

Same as "With all due respect" which always heralds a particular cutting insult, and no respect at all!"

oh yeah and

No offence but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To tell you the truth, this is one that really gets on my nerves.

And then when you bump in to someone in a supermarket/doctors and they say "what are you doing here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything before the word 'but' in any sentence of that nature is complete bullshit"

"I know my profile says I'm straight, but ..."

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"... turned around and said..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'No offence but' - it's ALWAYS followed by something offensive!

Also hate 'lol' because it's hopelessly overused - usually when things aren't remotely 'laugh out loud' funny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The are some phrase that people use that just grate

"I'm not being funny but.... "

Is generally followed by a really really cutting put down

What else?

Same as "With all due respect" which always heralds a particular cutting insult, and no respect at all!"

Generally used when dealing with higher ranks...its a precursor to telling them they are talking shit.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I don't bite...unless you want me to.

Hate it hate it hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own

Quoted so many times a day in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could care less"

It's couldn't! Couldn't care less! "I could care less" in that context doesn't even make sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day

Singing from the same songsheet

Chillax

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Your/her/their loss.

No it isn't!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the day

I ask you what is that all about

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I don't think it's racist but...

This! ^^^

Also, Fab specific:

"I know it says XXXXXXXX in your profile, but.... "

Usually followed by

GOES TO DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I SAID I LIKE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex would adopt the corporate speak of his office and it would invade our home.

One that really makes me twitch unpleasantly is "we can ask THE question". I much prefer "we'll ask (insert name) about (specific query).

I'm being irrational, I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not being funny...but"......cue the sarcastic comment or insult

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

""... turned around and said..."

You've beaten me to it, as I was just going to post this

It usually involves a retelling of a conversation where there is continuous turning around and saying. Like they wouldn't stay put after the first turning and conserve their energy.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

""I'm not being funny...but"......cue the sarcastic comment or insult"

I'm not being funny .. but... why do you live so god dam far away xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm not being funny...but"......cue the sarcastic comment or insult

I'm not being funny .. but... why do you live so god dam far away xxxx

I'm not being funny...you've got a car so use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think it's racist but...

This! ^^^

Also, Fab specific:

"I know it says XXXXXXXX in your profile, but.... "

Usually followed by

GOES TO DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I SAID I LIKE"

Some directly come out with it...

I know i'm not what you're looking for but...

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

""I'm not being funny...but"......cue the sarcastic comment or insult

I'm not being funny .. but... why do you live so god dam far away xxxx

I'm not being funny...you've got a car so use it

xx"

I'm not being funny ... but.. I've never driven on a motorway xxxx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I don't bite...unless you want me to.

Hate it hate it hate it."

This drives me mad too!!

And when people say 'like' after every word.

Like, this morning, like, I woke up early and like reakky wanted a coffee. But like id ran out of milk like..

aaaaaarrrgghhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I don't bite...unless you want me to.

Hate it hate it hate it.

This drives me mad too!!

And when people say 'like' after every word.

Like, this morning, like, I woke up early and like really wanted a coffee. But like id ran out of milk like..

aaaaaarrrgghhhhhhhhh!!!!! "

Edit!! TYPO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm not being funny...but"......cue the sarcastic comment or insult

I'm not being funny .. but... why do you live so god dam far away xxxx

I'm not being funny...you've got a car so use it

I'm not being funny ... but.. I've never driven on a motorway xxxx

I'm not being funny...I think you're pulling my (insert word) ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame you don't live closer or we could have met

No we couldn't,local does not equal a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair really gets on my tits

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

""I'm not being funny...but"......cue the sarcastic comment or insult

I'm not being funny .. but... why do you live so god dam far away xxxx

I'm not being funny...you've got a car so use it

I'm not being funny ... but.. I've never driven on a motorway xxxx

I'm not being funny...I think you're pulling my (insert word) ...

xx"

Not being funny ... but... wish I was pulling your ( insert word ) with my mouth xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shame you don't live closer or we could have met

No we couldn't,local does not equal a fuck

"
/...and I;m just passing through is the equivalent

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Anything before the word 'but' in any sentence of that nature is complete bullshit"

8 inches is long but 9 inches is longer haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know what I mean....No I don't actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is this guy that keep saying patience, wait that is me lol.

On a serious note..

"Read all the profile before contacting me" Can be abit annoying lol

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

NO SINGLE GUYS over and over and over in a profile just frickin filter them then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what it is.........thanks for stating the obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Along with " their ain't nothing to do hate the double negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This : " can I pull your briefs down with my teeth and bite your helmet "no you bloody can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it can't be that bad or never mind it could be worse .... Let's see if you like it when I twat you in the face with a frying pan then say oh bit can't be that bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE only I mean what the hell does that mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust me.........."
ok why though what do you have planned ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh it can't be that bad or never mind it could be worse .... Let's see if you like it when I twat you in the face with a frying pan then say oh bit can't be that bad lol "

Exactly.

Like that song labour used - things can only get better.

I'll chop your leg off and you tell me how's that's better??

Ps - not a party political broadcast, just daft words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you noticed how many people (usually women) are saying 'ah, bless!' these days?

makes me want to do something violent to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone mentioned the word ' bubbly' yet?

Or, 'curled up on sofa with a glass of wine +dvd'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hate people calling everything cheeky. Im having a cheeky beer, lets grab a cheeky bag of chips etc. Theres NOTHING cheeky about it. Makes the people saying it sound like complete wankers...

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst fab ones:

Treat with respect and you will be rewarded

Don't pass her by

Sucked me all night

Sweetest tasting pussy

Fucked for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A work colleague got into a really annoying habit of starting every sentence with the word essentially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go figure".

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Not Currently meeting sorry"

I here it quite a bit..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sentence with 'anecdotally' in it. Anecdotally what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To tell you the truth, this is one that really gets on my nerves.

And then when you bump in to someone in a supermarket/doctors and they say "what are you doing here"

Well just give the Spike Milligan reply:

"Everybody got to be somewhere!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Look I tell ya what it is "

Usually means someones about to have

a rant at you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"To be honest with you".

That's what I'm hoping for every time you open your mouth

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Moving forwards..."

It's such BS, as if time flows in any other direction...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting a sentence with 'Actually ....'

'Going forward we must ....'

That annoying Australian habit that is catching on where every sentence ends with a question mark high pitch at the end.....

I don't mind a 'but' as long as there is a balancing 'however'...

'It needs cut'... NO it is 'It needs cutTING'...

'Have a nice day' said with a grimace ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh it can't be that bad or never mind it could be worse .... Let's see if you like it when I twat you in the face with a frying pan then say oh bit can't be that bad lol

Exactly.

Like that song labour used - things can only get better.

I'll chop your leg off and you tell me how's that's better??

Ps - not a party political broadcast, just daft words "

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Trust me

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm guilty of quite a lot of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate getting sorry not my type but have fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Not fit for purpose'........ Ugh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just a little job,won't take 5 minutes"

Never that simple otherwise you'd do it yourself.

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over a year ago

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

""It's just a little job,won't take 5 minutes"

Never that simple otherwise you'd do it yourself."

So true

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Its not you its me

You got here, doh there standing there so they must of got there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one word does me . Awesome. I Fucking hate it with all my soul .

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Kiss Fuck Avoid,what is it fucking secondary school?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Heavy cummer"... I like people who cum a lot.. But that phrase makes me want to vomit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Stoke they call every duck or Shug it drives me potty .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day. Hate it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Just one word does me . Awesome. I Fucking hate it with all my soul . "

It'll never work between us then, I'm awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The are some phrase that people use that just grate

"I'm not being funny but.... "

Is generally followed by a really really cutting put down

What else?

Same as "With all due respect" which always heralds a particular cutting insult, and no respect at all!"
I hate that one !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These all get on my nerves...

To some degree

To be honest

Realistically

If you know what I mean

Most of the time

Virtually

As simple as...

I would have thought

In a sense

From what I gather

As I understand it...

Are you with me?

At the end of the day...

And all the rest of it.

In that respect

By any means

So to speak

Like you say...

The way I see it is...

In my opinion...

and these are all from the same guy!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I knew that would happen

so why do it then

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I know a girl who finished a LOT of sentences with "in that sense". When there is no relevance. Drives me barmy!

However I admit to being guilty of quite a number of the ones above.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not a phrase as such but when someone adds the word personally, when it's not needed, such as -

For me, personally, I think . . .

I personally don't like ...

Just 'I' is enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a phrase as such but when someone adds the word personally, when it's not needed, such as -

For me, personally, I think . . .

I personally don't like ...

Just 'I' is enough."

Mine is similar. When people add the word physically to a sentence when it's not necessary. For example, I had to physically get off the chair and remove the cat from the Christmas tree. There is no other way to get off the fucking chair

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Not a phrase as such but when someone adds the word personally, when it's not needed, such as -

For me, personally, I think . . .

I personally don't like ...

Just 'I' is enough.

Telekinesis

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Literally" in every sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tolerate most of the above, it.s the phrase "time for your tax audit" I hate

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Snog/fuck/avoid/rim/feed/garrote or whatever combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This really isn't the thread for me as I use many of the phrases quoted above quite regularly

Phrases on fab I don't like are the popcorn reference, the word 'fem', shot down in flames, quoting the junk mail analogy to someone who is complaining about getting no replies, the 'i arranged to meet you last night and you didn't turn up' quote when replying to someone who asks why we can't name and shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a phrase as such but when someone adds the word personally, when it's not needed, such as -

For me, personally, I think . . .

I personally don't like ...

Just 'I' is enough.

Hurley you half empty bottlenose Stella at the cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf autocorrect?

Seriously you thought that was right?

Who keeps a dolphin in the living room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

these claims that folk are genuine people - beginning to think that possibly aliens might be on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snog/fuck/avoid/rim/feed/garrote or whatever combination "
hehe yes I agree

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can't we just be friends?" No, I fucking hate you after what you've done to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rushed to hospital

I don't think someone stood behind you shouting hurry up!

You were taken to hospital!!!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"This really isn't the thread for me as I use many of the phrases quoted above quite regularly

The problem isn't the junk mail analogy so much as those who whine about getting no replies.

It's used a fair bit but that's because there are so many who whine.

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By *antonkid1955Man
over a year ago

cardiff

when my wife says,,I'll show you where we keep the hoover.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Anything along the lines of one million percent is tedious to hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything whats come of facebook "LOL" i really hate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf autocorrect?

Seriously you thought that was right?

Who keeps a dolphin in the living room?"

Ha ha ha

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

"End of" after a sentence, as if what has just been said is an irrefutable fact.

"Simples" means what exactly? More than one simple? Or something that I am obviously too thick to understand.

"Of" for example should of, could of. It's have or 've it's not rocket science.

Oh and "it's not rocket science" lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rocket science is simple make it go bang, add fuel so it goes bang for a long time, then make the bang go the opposite way to where your rocket wants to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That really grips my shit

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I love how many of these are just part of the rhetoric of the English language. Lol. (;-) Rossi46)

Our language would be dry as fuck if we didn't use a lot of these.

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

Do you know what I mean...

Erm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really isn't the thread for me as I use many of the phrases quoted above quite regularly

The problem isn't the junk mail analogy so much as those who whine about getting no replies.

It's used a fair bit but that's because there are so many who whine."

Not for me it isn't. We've heard those same sayings trooped out time and time again, something a little more original would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can I say..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ohhh Behave "....like you are going to stop doing or saying what you want too....who do they think they are ...your mum or dad???

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

This is completely irrational but I hate it when people say 'my' in the context of :

I like my football

I like my beer etc etc

For some reason it drives me crazy

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

NO LISTEN

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

"In Stoke they call every duck or Shug it drives me potty . "
if they call duck call them goat i do, should see the puzzled look,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That really grips my shit"

That I hate, so south Wales

Like " be there bow "

No you bloody won't!!!!

Or west Midlands

Ta ra abit...... ( what???)

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

if you want to listen to crass sayings etc watch the x factor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'No offence but' - it's ALWAYS followed by something offensive!

Also hate 'lol' because it's hopelessly overused - usually when things aren't remotely 'laugh out loud' funny!!

Lack Of Language

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

After reading this thread, I'm to worried to message anyone now...

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

What you wanna do is...

Bursts my pipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'My bad'! Is it a phrase ? Is it a sentence ?? Damned if I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iya hun.... Anything followed by 'hehe'.. And lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf autocorrect?

Seriously you thought that was right?

Who keeps a dolphin in the living room?"

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'My bad'! Is it a phrase ? Is it a sentence ?? Damned if I know

It just a lack of good communication skills said as an apology that is totally insincere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading this thread, I'm to worried to message anyone now... "

Can be the same as reading the do and don't on a woman's profile sometimes...you get to the bottom of the list and a sigh expediates and one says inwardly..phew glad I didn't message. ..

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"The are some phrase that people use that just grate

"I'm not being funny but.... "

Is generally followed by a really really cutting put down

What else? "

At this moment in time

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Does that make sense?

Often used by people who've given up trying to explain something and are now challenging the other to agree with them regardless.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Train station. It`s not!!!! It`s a RAILWAY station.

And "kids" being used in a more formal situation when children is the more appropriate term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people misuse the word literally.

It literally makes me want to chuck a literal brick at their head.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When people misuse the word literally.

It literally makes me want to chuck a literal brick at their head."

Someone recently said to me "I literally died"

it's Christmas, not Easter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Netflix and chill' what the f**k is that all about?

Adding obviously when responding to questions.... If it was obvious it wouldn't be asking !!!!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Women addressed as guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people misuse the word literally.

It literally makes me want to chuck a literal brick at their head.

Someone recently said to me "I literally died"

it's Christmas, not Easter."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not racist but......... That's another classic ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that has been done in the last ten years it all sucks, folds arms

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By *igertigerCouple (MM)
over a year ago

cc hotel

when someone says I wouldn't shag them if they were the last one standing...ha never believe that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innit bruv/blud

Any wannabe gangsta mouth crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's touch base"

"Shall we have catchup"

"Not in my hair"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL!

Arrrggghhhhh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football Managers speak ... Totally defeats me:

'a Telling ball' ... what did it tell?

'well yes no but what I mean no ..' Get the f**k on with it ...

'he beat the keeper hands down'.. err no the keeper's hands were in the air trying to stop a goal...

'he buried the penalty';.. so he missed then?

My Mum had some great sayings:

"It wants eating up" why did you ask it Mum?

"Bloody enjoy yourself before I slap you"... no further comment needed!

"There are starving children in China" ... So send the cabbage out there then Mum.

Mum once went to hit me with her stiletto shoe after I had really wound her up and Dad said 'if you hit anyone hit me'... so she did.

All in the days before Political Correctness ...

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

The 'popcorn' reference really grinds my gears. It just smacks of a playground mentality where kids stand around watching a fight develop.

And, 'I can breathe through my ears'. Not sure why but it's just an expression that winds me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people misuse the word literally.

It literally makes me want to chuck a literal brick at their head."

Yep it's the misuse that's annoying... Most "literallys" should be "actuallys"

and basically isn't a precursor to telling me absolutely everything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Early doors'

*cringed whilst typing it.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I turned around and said...'

I get visions of people spinning while chatting.

'You know what ASSUME does?...'

AAAAH, STOP IT, STOP IT NOW!!!

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By *kindofmagicXXXMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Using the word "absolutely' instead of just saying 'yes'. Totally crap and over the top!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"'Early doors'

*cringed whilst typing it. "

Don't see anything wrong with that.

It's not really contest to list every saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can only think inside the world of Fab!

'Ask if you want to know more' - no, can't be arsed!

'Ask me for a face picture' - no, can't be arsed!

'I'm new to this' - don't give a flying fuck!

'Are you sub or dom'? - neither!

'I'd love a milf like you' - I don't have kids!

'How do you know you're not interested if you haven't seen me?' - exactly FFS!

'I love licking pussy for hours' - then you're doing something wrong!

'I'm hung' - not arsed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Early doors'

*cringed whilst typing it.

Don't see anything wrong with that.

It's not really contest to list every saying "

No not every saying, just the one that I hate (see op)

But I reiterate, - I cringe every time I hear it.

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By *ookworm258Man
over a year ago

Wythenshawe

I always hate hearing "I know what I'm doing", especially when you know they do not have a clue

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

"Women addressed as guys"

"I had to go to the Dentist/Doctors/Supermarket, didn't I"

"How's you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that has been missed...

'In my humble opinion'...cue megalomaniac world domination bullshit. No one who uses this sentence thinks their opinion is humble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates a strong word..think you all need to smile N chill more ..jeeeesh..they are just words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a phrase, but i hate the word awesome. It does not sound right with an English accent and only works if you are an excitable American or Australian.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Hates a strong word..think you all need to smile N chill more ..jeeeesh..they are just words

Is it ok that I hate that your bum is not here right now??

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By *exymatcplMan
over a year ago

doncaster

We're all in it together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates a strong word..think you all need to smile N chill more ..jeeeesh..they are just words

Is it ok that I hate that your bum is not here right now??"

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Hates a strong word..think you all need to smile N chill more ..jeeeesh..they are just words

Is it ok that I hate that your bum is not here right now??

So in order for you to help rid the world of hate I guess you know what you have to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates a strong word..think you all need to smile N chill more ..jeeeesh..they are just words

Is it ok that I hate that your bum is not here right now??

So in order for you to help rid the world of hate I guess you know what you have to do

Cover my ass up

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Mum where's my....

Gets worse during the holidays

Xxxxx

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By *exymatcplMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Starting a sentence with "So". So it pisses me right off

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Starting a sentence with "So". So it pisses me right off "

So is a 2 letter word. Did that annoy you?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

I don't like when people say violence is never the answer I once saw an anagram which read Coil neve and I shit you not Violence was the frickin answer.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"After reading this thread, I'm to worried to message anyone now...

Can be the same as reading the do and don't on a woman's profile sometimes...you get to the bottom of the list and a sigh expediates and one says inwardly..phew glad I didn't message. ..

Yes, you dodged a bullet there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Till next time.....".

Grrrrrrr - wtf does that mean???? Till next time what????? Banal and totally annoying! Lol!

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

I hate when I'm in a shop and an assistant says "are you alright there?"

I feel like saying - Of course I'm alright you stupid B**** but I just need some service.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate when I'm in a shop and an assistant says "are you alright there?"

I feel like saying - Of course I'm alright you stupid B**** but I just need some service.

But also you get....

Do you need any help?

(after the 3Rd assistant asks)

NO,if I do i will ask you now jog on leave me alone,or I'll bloody go to George @Asda instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`m offended

by people that were not the offended person

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By *urns007Man
over a year ago

bridgend

oh don't worry theres plenty more fish in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Train station. It`s not!!!! It`s a RAILWAY station.

And "kids" being used in a more formal situation when children is the more appropriate term."

I've always thought that train station makes more sense than railway station, as modes of transport generally stop at places named after the type of transport itself, rather than what it rides on. After all, we we don't catch a bus at a road station, or jump in a taxi at a road rank.

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By *exymatcplMan
over a year ago

doncaster

too right

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

At some time:-

Goodbye changed into "see you later", which always used to mean see you later the same day

and

It's up to you changed into It's down to you.

A 180 degree change...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, at the end of the day like, it's standard init, I'm dead bubbly, you get me?

Hate all of those!

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

And the other one I REALLY hate is:

"at this moment in time."

Someone said yesterday "He's not in at this moment in time."

Why not just say "He's not in" ?? A totally superfluous jargon spouted by prats.

Rant finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A phrase thay caused me to change the radio station I listened to..

'Can I get/give a shout out'

What. The. Actual. Fuck?

What is wrong with 'Can I say hello to a few people? '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair" is one that grates with me at the moment,probably because my daughter has a friend who uses it in every other sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre-planned!!!

Its either planned or it isn't.

Gah!!

NVG Goggles...thats what the G stands for!..you have just said night vision goggles goggles!

Anytime someone says they are giving more than 100%...

Even if you work 12 hours a day (50%)

Take away time spent eating/drinking/ablutions (10%)

Time spent thinking about the above (5%)

Moving around (5%)

Social media (2-4%)

Talking to friends/colleagues (6-8%)

General distractions/daydreaming (4%)

I can give you about 20%...thats it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football managers often ask for 110%. How does that work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personal preference"

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