FabSwingers.com forum: Top movie insults

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here we go, following on from the top movie threats thread

He may look like he's stupid, he may act like he's stupid, but don't let that fool you, he really is that stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog facedo buffoon.

The Princess bride

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snow blower."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hate to break up the meeting, but she is somewhat of a cunt isn't she

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Your move Pussy face.

Danny Glover in Predator 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.”

Bad Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

(Breakfast club)

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

There is nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery stuck up his ass.

Running man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no way! No way that you could have come from my loins!

When I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is smack your momma in the mouth!

Smokey and the bandit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's no way! No way that you could have come from my loins!

When I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is smack your momma in the mouth!

Smokey and the bandit"

Pmsl just spat coffee everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity."

Toy Story

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nerf hearder!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity."

Toy Story"

Another great quote to ad to the long list you have added, I really want to do naughty things with you right now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now let's see if you can defend yourself you sweat from a baboons balls!

Semmi

Coming to America

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now let's see if you can defend yourself you sweat from a baboons balls!

Semmi

Coming to America "

I was wondering who would have a semmi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now let's see if you can defend yourself you sweat from a baboons balls!

Semmi

Coming to America

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Hudson..."hey Vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

Vasquez replies...."yeah, have you?"

Aliens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it goes something like this.

"Shut up and sit down or shut up and get out"

Always liked that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to be one of the best of all time

Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!

Sidney dean

White men can't jump

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By *heggMan
over a year ago

South Brum/Criydon

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.

[pause]

Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From In Bruges:

Harry's wife as he smashes a phone: "Harry! It's an inanimate fucking object!"

Harry: "You're an inanimate fucking object!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity."

Toy Story

Another great quote to ad to the long list you have added, I really want to do naughty things with you right now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"From In Bruges:

Harry's wife as he smashes a phone: "Harry! It's an inanimate fucking object!"

Harry: "You're an inanimate fucking object!""

I'm not being funny Harry but your a cunt, and you have a cunt wife and you will probably have some more cunt kids.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity."

Toy Story

Another great quote to ad to the long list you have added, I really want to do naughty things with you right now lol

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

anything by Malcolm Tucker, so from the film In The Loop this

You know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you! I mean, you are a real boring fuck! Sorry, I know you disapprove of the swearing, so I'll sort that. You are a boring F-star-star-CUNT.

Swearing isn't big or clever, but used right it can be funny

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"

or any other quote by Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket. ....he ad libbed most of them...top man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you, thank you for your honesty, now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.

Closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a door knob.

Dodgeball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!"

The wizard of oz

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick."

Witches of Eastwick

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

“Fuck face… I like that one Erroll. I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m climbing off your mum.”

Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep the change u filthy animal

home alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's "fried rice" you plick

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

Your mamma's a snowblower.i forgot the films title

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fuck you asshole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit your five dollar ass down before i make change.

Wesley Snipes New Jack City

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"It's "fried rice" you plick

This made me literally lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck."

Scarface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mutha Fucka, ya Long Haired Faggot"

Purple Rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

Monty Pythons Life of Brian.

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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago

Goole

Funny, How!

Tommy (Goodfellas')

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