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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm fluant in 6 language :

Profanity, Music Lyrics, Movie quotes

Sarcasm, Sexual inuendos and

Real talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can count 1-20 in English, French, German, Danish, Chinese and Afrikaans

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

I can switch hands mid stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can belch the national anthem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not murdering people.

I've come a long way tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not murdering people.

I've come a long way tbh"

From what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not murdering people.

I've come a long way tbh

From what "

From being very bad at not murdering people

But there's only so much patio you can lay before people start asking questions.

Like, "hey didn't you use to have a pool here?" And that just leads to needing to lay more patio.

It's a vicious cycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not murdering people.

I've come a long way tbh

From what

From being very bad at not murdering people

But there's only so much patio you can lay before people start asking questions.

Like, "hey didn't you use to have a pool here?" And that just leads to needing to lay more patio.

It's a vicious cycle "

Damn, you can come and Start un my garden if you like. I'd love some patio done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not murdering people.

I've come a long way tbh

From what

From being very bad at not murdering people

But there's only so much patio you can lay before people start asking questions.

Like, "hey didn't you use to have a pool here?" And that just leads to needing to lay more patio.

It's a vicious cycle

Damn, you can come and Start un my garden if you like. I'd love some patio done "

No problem!

Just ignore any lumpy spots....they usually settle down after a few years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not murdering people.

I've come a long way tbh

From what

From being very bad at not murdering people

But there's only so much patio you can lay before people start asking questions.

Like, "hey didn't you use to have a pool here?" And that just leads to needing to lay more patio.

It's a vicious cycle

Damn, you can come and Start un my garden if you like. I'd love some patio done

No problem!

Just ignore any lumpy spots....they usually settle down after a few years

"

Lol I'll take the lumpy spots

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Not murdering people.

I've come a long way tbh

From what

From being very bad at not murdering people

But there's only so much patio you can lay before people start asking questions.

Like, "hey didn't you use to have a pool here?" And that just leads to needing to lay more patio.

It's a vicious cycle "

I knew a vicious cycle once probably confused as he was a bicycle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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really!!! Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Give u joke

I put on a horse

And would u believe

The three legged mule

Came last , jackarse"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wrote the joke wrong lol

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Wrote the joke wrong lol"

Schrodingers cat walked into a bar and it didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who what the buggers cat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrote the joke wrong lol

Schrodingers cat walked into a bar and it didn't."

I put a bet on a horse#

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Who what the buggers cat? "

The bartender says "we don't serve time-travelers here". A time-traveler walks into a bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who what the buggers cat? "

He was a nice man, but he did have a weird thing for gassing cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being awake at this hour yawns

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