FabSwingers.com forum: Haggis and chips

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Drove for 4 bloody hours and she cooked me bloody haggis and chips xx

yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with haggis or chips!!!

What are you complaining about man, you got fed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yuck yuck

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

pass it here - i'll have yours, sounds yummy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

he's a liar peaches, we got pizza..... he only ate scottish xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

did u see her kill it ?..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"did u see her kill it ?.."

No but I saw a haggis nest on the way up xx

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"did u see her kill it ?..

No but I saw a haggis nest on the way up xx

just b careful when the nips come out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They an endangered species now

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By *ighnboxCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

What you moaning at dam good food as long as it was a real nice butchers one not a suppermarket crap one. YUMMMY

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"Drove for 4 bloody hours and she cooked me bloody haggis and chips xx

yuk

you mean she actually cooked for you- hell i usually have to nip to cafe along road for something to take there lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

lying git!!!!!!! you had a fish supper, and ate it wi a fork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you provide sustenance Windy, can't send him back south in a body-bag, so not good for over the border forays in the future.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Load of fuss about nothing.

She didnt cook it.

She bought it from the chippy, took it home, unwarapped it & then put it in the oven.

"I've made you this"

"Aw, thanks"

"No problem".

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Load of fuss about nothing.

She didnt cook it.

She bought it from the chippy, took it home, unwarapped it & then put it in the oven.

"I've made you this"

"Aw, thanks"

"No problem"."

shuttit you!! i phoned, he paid, never went near the oven. Ask him about breakfast though!!!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Load of fuss about nothing.

She didnt cook it.

She bought it from the chippy, took it home, unwarapped it & then put it in the oven.

"I've made you this"

"Aw, thanks"

"No problem".

shuttit you!! i phoned, he paid, never went near the oven. Ask him about breakfast though!!!!"

I'll skip asking thanks.

I havent eaten yet.

And i've seen your 'egg trick'.

And they were not even CLOSE to being cooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-ones seen or heard from him since breakfast.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"No-ones seen or heard from him since breakfast.

Salmonella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just spoke to soapy sounds like hes been spoiled and he enjoyed his breakfast

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Load of fuss about nothing.

She didnt cook it.

She bought it from the chippy, took it home, unwarapped it & then put it in the oven.

"I've made you this"

"Aw, thanks"

"No problem".

shuttit you!! i phoned, he paid, never went near the oven. Ask him about breakfast though!!!!"

breakfast,ffs the chipies must open early,in livingston.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

No waffles were harmed in the making of brekkie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spoke to soapy sounds like hes been spoiled and he enjoyed his breakfast

thank fekk.....I was worried she had had him for breakfast and spat him out in bubbles.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Load of fuss about nothing.

She didnt cook it.

She bought it from the chippy, took it home, unwarapped it & then put it in the oven.

"I've made you this"

"Aw, thanks"

"No problem".

shuttit you!! i phoned, he paid, never went near the oven. Ask him about breakfast though!!!!

breakfast,ffs the chipies must open early,in livingston.

dinnae you start dad, he was still alive when you seen him!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Just spoke to soapy sounds like hes been spoiled and he enjoyed his breakfast

thank you Les XXXXXXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spoke to soapy sounds like hes been spoiled and he enjoyed his breakfast

thank you Les XXXXXXXXX"

your welcome xxx

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Just spoke to soapy sounds like hes been spoiled and he enjoyed his breakfast

thank you Les XXXXXXXXX

your welcome xxx"

You could just be her alibi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spoke to soapy sounds like hes been spoiled and he enjoyed his breakfast

thank you Les XXXXXXXXX

your welcome xxx

You could just be her alibi."

why would i ive never tried her food x

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Load of fuss about nothing.

She didnt cook it.

She bought it from the chippy, took it home, unwarapped it & then put it in the oven.

"I've made you this"

"Aw, thanks"

"No problem".

shuttit you!! i phoned, he paid, never went near the oven. Ask him about breakfast though!!!!

breakfast,ffs the chipies must open early,in livingston.

dinnae you start dad, he was still alive when you seen him!!!!!"

the last thing he said to me was.

i dont think i'm going to make it,

save yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haggis and Chips, I thought they were a new couple's profile.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Everybody knows that you have mashed tatties with haggies! Chips!! What are you doing woman??! Show the man a proper Scottish dinner!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ffs, stop picking on me - he's the bloody English one- he's now a fan of clootie dumpling.... and I don't mean me!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i bought the smallest haggis in the world from Morissons today

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Everybody knows that you have mashed tatties with haggies! Chips!! What are you doing woman??! Show the man a proper Scottish dinner!!

*ahem*

"Livingston"

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Everybody knows that you have mashed tatties with haggies! Chips!! What are you doing woman??! Show the man a proper Scottish dinner!!

*ahem*

"Livingston"

Aha!! Gotcha!

*taps nose*

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Everybody knows that you have mashed tatties with haggies! Chips!! What are you doing woman??! Show the man a proper Scottish dinner!!

*ahem*

"Livingston"

Aha!! Gotcha!

*taps nose*

TBH, he's lucky he got Haggis.

They still sell Spam suppers "out by".

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Everybody knows that you have mashed tatties with haggies! Chips!! What are you doing woman??! Show the man a proper Scottish dinner!!

*ahem*

"Livingston"

Aha!! Gotcha!

*taps nose*

TBH, he's lucky he got Haggis.

They still sell Spam suppers "out by"."

Wonder if it was followed by a deep fried Mars Bar!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Everybody knows that you have mashed tatties with haggies! Chips!! What are you doing woman??! Show the man a proper Scottish dinner!!

*ahem*

"Livingston"

oi Sensy, I don't live in Livingston!!!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Everybody knows that you have mashed tatties with haggies! Chips!! What are you doing woman??! Show the man a proper Scottish dinner!!

*ahem*

"Livingston"

oi Sensy, I don't live in Livingston!!!!"

Hence the inverted commas.

I know where you live.

Trust me, keep "Livingston" on the profile.

Mwah!

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