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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was watching the 100 top movie threats and I thought I would ask

What's your favourite threat in a movie

Mine:

If I were you, I'd get in that car and fuck off man, and get what ever you've got and come at me, because I'm going to hit you all.

Paddy Constantine-dead mans shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Say ‘What?’ again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker.”

Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Say ‘What?’ again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker.”

Pulp Fiction"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt.......me.

Brick top in snatch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Say ‘What?’ again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker.”

Pulp Fiction"

Samuel l Jackson has had some great quotes in his career

"I'm going to make sure you spend the next ten years in jail getting ass fucked, and if they throw out the case because my arrest was to violent, I will personally hire men to ass fuck you, so unles you are an ass fucking fan, I'd answer the god damn question"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt.......me.

Brick top in snatch. "

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary

Come again?

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By *heggMan
over a year ago

South Brum

Not from a movie, but from history: Philip of Macedon, father of ALexander the Freat, sent a message to the Spartans, "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."

The Spartan response was simply, "If."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gladiator:

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?

Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and outmanned.

Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

The Other Guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Say ‘What?’ again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker.”

Pulp Fiction

Samuel l Jackson has had some great quotes in his career

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Say ‘What?’ again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker.”

Pulp Fiction

Samuel l Jackson has had some great quotes in his career

I love Mr Jackson. Did you know he doesn't like Jazz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gladiator:

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I tell you bandero, if you start flashing your gun out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!"

Goonies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You talking to me?

Classic movie

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By *heggMan
over a year ago

South Brum

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nothing but a dog shit and you know what happens to dog shit.......dries up turns white and blows away in the wind

Clint Eastwood birty Harry

Great thread BTW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your nothing but a dog shit and you know what happens to dog shit.......dries up turns white and blows away in the wind

Clint Eastwood birty Harry

Great thread BTW"

Havnt seen that movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I crap bigger than you."

Curly,in cityslickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will rip out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!

Full Metal Jacket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!"

Goonies

After your contributions to this thread I think I'm falling in love

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

You're a big man but you're in bad shape for me it's a full time job now behave yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

You eat shit for breakfast?

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a big man but you're in bad shape for me it's a full time job now behave yourself."

Ooh whats the film

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

"You're a big man but you're in bad shape for me it's a full time job now behave yourself.

Ooh whats the film"

Michael Caine to the guy who played Alf Roberts in coronation street,the film is Get carter,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Liam Neeson - Taken

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

Pulp Fiction "

And Scooby snacks by fun lovin' criminals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

none shall pass, NONE SHALL PASS !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't read the whole thread and I'm sure it's been mentioned but the classic...

Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking TO ME? Well I don't see anyone else around here!

Good ol Robbie D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill your hands you son of a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. "

Gunnery Sgt Highway

Heartbreak Ridge 1986

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not from a film, but from an episode of Buffy - "I'm going to tear out your rib cage and wear it as a hat."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the quiet before the storm, it reminds me of Beethoven, where you can put your ear to the grass and hear it growing and the insects!

Do you like Beethoven?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Brian Blessed delivering Henry V's ultimatum in that Shakespeare film, the Kenneth Brannagh one. It's on youtube and very menacing.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

In fact, there is a rumour that Blessed insisted in wearing his own suit of armour for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get away from her you bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arnie was the king of the corny threat.

I'm gonna ram my hand down your throat and rip out your spine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know one of these days your really gonna piss me off!

Carl weathers, Action Jackson

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate

I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle

The warriors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt.......me.

Brick top in snatch. "

This!

Play by a family friends uncle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another arne classic I eat green berets for breakfast and I'm real hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can lay you out, and fill your mouth with your mothers feaces.

Or we can talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle

The warriors "

Love that film one of my favs

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Not a threat as such, but...

"There are two kinds of men in this world - Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

You, dig."

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I say we grease this rat-fucked son of a bitch right now.

Private Hudson - Aliens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna cut his heart out with a spoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!"

Goonies

After your contributions to this thread I think I'm falling in love

You think

Damn must try harder.

Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.

Kill Bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo I've just remembered my favourite.

Do you expect me to talk goldfinger!

No I expect you to die Mr bond.

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'pud 'em up...'...

.daffy duck...to Conor macgregor in the new hit..U.F.THCEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, you won't be the first to die. No, your friends, family, everyone you ever cared about will be first. Then, when you have no more tears left to shed, then ... then we'll come for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon, is that all yous fucking got...

Wild Bill - final fight scene...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yippee ki yay motherfucker" - Die Hard

"Son of a thousand fathers all bastards like you" - Good Bad and the ugly.

More of a cus then a threat but always makes us laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Say ‘What?’ again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker.”

Pulp Fiction

Samuel l Jackson has had some great quotes in his career

I love Mr Jackson. Did you know he doesn't like Jazz

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Shut the fuck up. If I wanna hear you speak I'll stick my hand up your ass and operate you like a puppet.

The other guys, Samuel Jackson.

I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon

Robin Hood, Alan Rickman

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Not an obvious one this- Al Pacino in scent of a woman.

When the 'old blind' ex army man gets shushed and told he is out of order:

Out of order??? I'll show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind.

If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to!!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Not an obvious one this- Al Pacino in scent of a woman.

When the 'old blind' ex army man gets shushed and told he is out of order:

Out of order??? I'll show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind.

If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to!!!"

Awesome acting from an awesome Actor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

-Pulp Fiction

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By *heggMan
over a year ago

South Brum

Westley: To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.

Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.

Westley: I wasn’t finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.

Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.

Westley: Wrong! Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Although it lacks the laconic brilliance of, "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shark from Jaws popping out of the water while Brody is chumming!

No words needed!

But if it's words you are wanting......

"Get out!" Terminator

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Nobody is afraid of droids!

That's because droids aren't know for ripping arms off......

New strategy - let the wookie win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six seconds from now you'll find yourself lying on your back with the taste of blood running down your throat and you'll be asking yourself 'what the fuck just happened?'

The frey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead. Go ahead, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You see this knife? I'm going to teach you to speak English with this fucking knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imma slap you so hard you end up in the Ming dynasty

Chris tucker to Jackie chan rush hour 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or brick tops classic

You interrupt me while I'm walking again I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a big man but you're in bad shape for me it's a full time job now behave yourself.

Ooh whats the film"
get carter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shut that cunt up or I'm going to come over there and fuck start her head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you toy with me, I'll burn you so bad you'll wish you died as a child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut that cunt up or I'm going to come over there and fuck start her head"

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You keep looking at me and I'll put you in the fucking ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring out the gimp."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And tomorrow ve vill come back and cut off your Johnson

Excuse me

I said ve vill cut off your JOHNSON!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will kill you, and I don't mean that as a euphemism, I will choke off your airway until you pass away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle

The warriors

Love that film one of my favs"
showing your age now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not technically a film but a threat non the less..

'dont make me angry mr laskey, you wont like me when I am angry.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Denzil washington..training day and Man on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what yous thinking punk! Did i fire six shots or only five. This being the most powerful handgun in the world and can blow your head clean off.. You have to ask yourself a question. Do i feel lucky? Well do ya..? Punk!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot film.. Magnum force?

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness

So many good ones.

Not been able to read the whole thread but

Stay away from her you bitch.

Has got to be up there.

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By *heggMan
over a year ago

South Brum

In honour of the new episode opening:

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Only at the end do you realize the power of the Dark Side

or, to bring balance to the Force,

Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....

"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats not a knife....

This, is a knife!

(Crocodile Dundee)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to check the front of my car, and if it smells like ass I'm going to beat you like a run away slave.

You better un fuck yourself or I'm going to rip oft hour head and shit down your neck!

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