FabSwingers.com forum: This thread I will mostly be quoting the fast show and other comedies.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which was nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coffee tastes like the strainings from the devil's jockstrap Paul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is The Fast Show??

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"What is The Fast Show??"

suits you .. Oh, suits you Sir, was it good Sir, you look good Sir, Oh! Oh, .. Are we off Sir? Oh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, posting a thread is like making love to a beautiful woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is The Fast Show??"

Oh how you thrust a solar through my heart.

Hardest game in the world that.

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Hello. And welcome to The Fast Show thread.. Nice..

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"What is The Fast Show??

Oh how you thrust a solar through my heart.

Hardest game in the world that. "

I'll get my coat..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bugger

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

This is a local thread for local people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. This thread is a little but wooo and a little bit waaaa.

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Black? BLACK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo ain't sin me! Right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you fishing for?

Fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scorchio!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scorchio!"

Ah tet a tet, a tet a tet a tet a tet Chris Waddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she look over her shoulder at you Sir, and make this noise: 'Ohh!'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she look over her shoulder at you Sir, and make this noise: 'Ohh!'? "

Oh, American are we sir oh, suit you sit oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name's Dave Angel, eco warrior. Behind me there is my missus Shirley, and we haven't had sex for twelve years, which is fine because we got better things to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BRILLIANT !

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By *etitmortCouple
over a year ago

ipswich

I'm sorry , I've just cum....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm? hasnt seen the fast show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I have mostly been eating bourbons ........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jumpers for goal posts eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. Im Ed Winchester.

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

If you like cheese and you like peas. You'll just love .

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

LET'S OFFROAD!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milky milky

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"This is a local thread for local people"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you like cheese and you like peas. You'll just love . "

Cheezy peaz, now new squeezy Cheezy peaz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is Mrs Ted?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got to go and unblock the drains in the lower field sir.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you like cheese and you like peas. You'll just love .

Cheezy peaz, now new squeezy Cheezy peaz. "

Cmon mum its easy with squeezy cheesy peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that you're doing there ted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a local thread for local people"
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Your my wife now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does my bum look big in this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord of the Dance? Who has the balls to call himself the Lord of anything? Last guy called himself Lord on this planet was crucified, Michael, okay? And we know where the hammer and the nails are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread needs a little more... a little more black...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try this lipstick madam. It will make you look like a tranny but less attractive. No offence!!

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

" I thought you said it was open 24hr hours."......".yeah it is ..... But not at night ..... O.F.A.H

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I went in the loft and found the original version of the King James Bible. Which was nice.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I was rummaging around in the attic the other day when I found a first edition, signed copy of The Bible. Which was nice."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"So I went in the loft and found the original version of the King James Bible. Which was nice. "

SNAP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milky milky"

You know when an old woman slips on ice and tries to keep her balance

That's you, that is, that's your best dancing that it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis I, *lifts glasses* leclair

How did you not post that one OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jazz club, grrrrreat

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

All very funny and I would have PM'd you but you've carelessly blocked all men. Your username is slightly mistaken, OP.

'Tis I, LeClerc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsieur_Roger_LeClerc

*As Cpt. Manwaring*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9t_KDGqOmE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is michel Caine

And I'm a nosey neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread needs a little more... a little more black... "

Black, BLACK!! Like the pits of my eyes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All very funny and I would have PM'd you but you've carelessly blocked all men. Your username is slightly mistaken, OP.

'Tis I, LeClerc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsieur_Roger_LeClerc

*As Cpt. Manwaring*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9t_KDGqOmE"

I've realised that, can't change it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? The sixth earl Of Wimbourne in the girls dormitory at 4 in the morning? With my reputation? What were they thinking of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me? The sixth earl Of Wimbourne in the girls dormitory at 4 in the morning? With my reputation? What were they thinking of?"

Brilliant.

Hello, we're Cockneys.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Withnail & I (In the tearoom)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m6LhZJdCQY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncle Albert - During the...

Del Boy - If you say during the war, I'll pour this cup of tea over your head!

Uncle Albert - I wasn't going to say during the war!

Del Boy - Alright then.

Uncle Albert - During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I was very d*unk at the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You bloody dipstick

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

"don't tell him Pike"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milky milky

You know when an old woman slips on ice and tries to keep her balance

That's you, that is, that's your best dancing that it"

Actually thats your mum that is

(Cue furious rubbing of thighs with palms!)

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can any of you actually hear me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was nice to see Paul Whitehouse in jonny depp's "Mortdecai". Obviously they have a history, it was nice to see the gesture returned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can any of you actually hear me?

You have to press the button!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a show from years ago with a vicar drinking tea, he looked up at the camera and calmly said "Muslims, you-are-wrong." then went back to drinking his tea. I don't think we'll see it repeated....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't this thread brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beuno estente

Ah you can't beat a bit of Fast Show, this thread has made me chuckle somewhat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Tomato Ted Aubergine Your Potato Wife's Turnip Dead'

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Theeeee theeee theeee theeee boutros boutros ghali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? With a hockey stick down my trews? In a girls' boarding school after lights out? What were they thinking?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck down ole with an owl up a tree could app en!

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her.

If you're adventurous like me, you could try an underlay.

You can't go wrong with a carpet, but what about the wallpaper? Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste and stick her up.

Clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

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