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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How come with every love boat there is a tug boat as well.

Being a good mate, would you do the tug boat if it meant your mate could have the love boat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the same for guys. We call it the Xmas Factor - as with every cracker there is always a turkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!

YOU won't leave her alone,

YOU ROLL YOUR eyes; make sarcastic

comments while you're suckin' on that

chicken bone.

BUT THATS OK, YOU think you've won the

battle but I tend to disagree.

See I know you, and your Achilles Heel,

And he's standing next to me.

My non-discriminating friend

(So what that you're a cow!)

Non-discriminating friend!

(I'll fuck you anyhow!)

I know he smells of whisky

and he's had a couple rounds,

But with every shot of Jaeger

hey you loose a couple pounds!

Now baby baby baby bring the

evening to an end,

Just you and me and my pal,

and your big fat friend

© Stephen Lynch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy "

Even if they were a complete fuglie????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy

Even if they were a complete fuglie????"

Fuglies are the best ones to shag. They put everything they've got into it cos they never know when the next time's gonna be!

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

a good mate would do the same for you... never leave your wingman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a good mate would do the same for you... never leave your wingman "

What he said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy

Even if they were a complete fuglie????

Fuglies are the best ones to shag. They put everything they've got into it cos they never know when the next time's gonna be! "

Maybe we should just suggest swinging?....waits for the onslaught.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy

Even if they were a complete fuglie????

Fuglies are the best ones to shag. They put everything they've got into it cos they never know when the next time's gonna be!

Maybe we should just suggest swinging?....waits for the onslaught. "

Yeah, yeah, all the single guys will have nothing to moan about then.

We should call it sommat appropriate... ShagFug Week or sommat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy

Even if they were a complete fuglie????

Fuglies are the best ones to shag. They put everything they've got into it cos they never know when the next time's gonna be!

Maybe we should just suggest swinging?....waits for the onslaught.

Yeah, yeah, all the single guys will have nothing to moan about then.

We should call it sommat appropriate... ShagFug Week or sommat. "

fugfest?.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

No I don't do no tug boats

I prefer a speed boat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I don't do no tug boats

I prefer a speed boat "

Really? dammit, I am modelled on the titanic!

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"No I don't do no tug boats

I prefer a speed boat

Really? dammit, I am modelled on the titanic!"

You mean you're good at going down and taking seamen?

If you believe in karma - what goes around comes around and you'll get your reward...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I don't do no tug boats

I prefer a speed boat

Really? dammit, I am modelled on the titanic!

You mean you're good at going down and taking seamen?

If you believe in karma - what goes around comes around and you'll get your reward..."

Nope, I am a large wreck!

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"No I don't do no tug boats

I prefer a speed boat

Really? dammit, I am modelled on the titanic!

You mean you're good at going down and taking seamen?

If you believe in karma - what goes around comes around and you'll get your reward...

Nope, I am a large wreck!"

It's Friday, you're bound to feel a wreck. As for size, I haven't viewed your profile so am defo not going to get into that territory! I hope someone 'raises you up' soon then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy

Even if they were a complete fuglie????

Fuglies are the best ones to shag. They put everything they've got into it cos they never know when the next time's gonna be! "

are they the ones with canckles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on who the mate is, but yes I probably would if it meant them being happy

Even if they were a complete fuglie????

Fuglies are the best ones to shag. They put everything they've got into it cos they never know when the next time's gonna be!

are they the ones with canckles? "

Yep, them's the ones. Thought you were going for a drink in toon?

Spoke to Siren about it and she said next time give us a week's notice so we sort littleun out with a sitter and we'll join ya.

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