FabSwingers.com forum: Would you meet someone with comically deformed genitals

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over a year ago

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

If they were a really nice person then probably yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean they resemble a comedian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?? Describe a comically formed genital please. I've not a clue what one is or what one would look like!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What?? Describe a comically formed genital please. I've not a clue what one is or what one would look like!

Labia that reaches the floor

Balls like spacehoppers

Hairy tits

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Like some form of sexual clown, really small tight pants, but when he pulls them down, 20 small penises fall out

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

My ex had hairy tits. Nothing about her turned me off except this. Shallow huh

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I only meet men so the low hanging balls is the one for me.

If the guy was great it would not put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?? Describe a comically formed genital please. I've not a clue what one is or what one would look like!

Labia that reaches the floor

Balls like spacehoppers

Hairy tits

I met a guy who had a growth in one of his testicles so one was a lot larger than the other - no big deal - I was more concerned for his health than his appearance! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had nightmares since a old man dived in swimming pool ,his balls were out of his shorts .I was swimming near

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine suffers from Peyronie's disease. It is so severe he needs an operation and he will lose 10% of his penis.

The operation sounds like hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?? Describe a comically formed genital please. I've not a clue what one is or what one would look like!

Labia that reaches the floor

Balls like spacehoppers

Hairy tits

Yes, yes, no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"?"
how would you know or is it a conversation starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of mine suffers from Peyronie's disease. It is so severe he needs an operation and he will lose 10% of his penis.

The operation sounds like hell. "

could he still get round corners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of mine suffers from Peyronie's disease. It is so severe he needs an operation and he will lose 10% of his penis.

The operation sounds like hell.

could he still get round corners?

I've not seen it but the curvature is meant to be that bad that he can't enter a woman.

Poor chap, he says he wasn't that big to start with, and let's face it who can afford to lose 10% off their old chap ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" let's face it who can afford to lose 10% off their old chap ?"

Lex Steele?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of mine suffers from Peyronie's disease. It is so severe he needs an operation and he will lose 10% of his penis.

The operation sounds like hell.

could he still get round corners?

I've not seen it but the curvature is meant to be that bad that he can't enter a woman.

Poor chap, he says he wasn't that big to start with, and let's face it who can afford to lose 10% off their old chap ?"

That's fucking heartbreaking! Poor bloke...wishing well

bloody auto correct...I WISH HIM WELL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woooooow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in relationship with woman one boob was a size b the other other was d big dif

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it does not deter from their love making. I would prefer to be informed first .... As I approached the gentlemen's "business" area - to pleasure him... his testicles joined together were the size of a large grapefruit .... I didn't know what to say or do .... Didn't which to disturb the vibe - later on when I did gently mention it he said he had a tumour and needed an op he didn't want. Honestly I couldn't even get my hand over half of it!

His love making was fine.... Just wished he had said something X

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By *hyblueEyesMan
over a year ago

Daventry

There was that poor Indian guy who had to carry his balls around in a wheelbarrow. Let's hope it didn't mean he had a huge ejaculate store as the ladies would have been blown 6ft as he climaxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was that poor Indian guy who had to carry his balls around in a wheelbarrow. Let's hope it didn't mean he had a huge ejaculate store as the ladies would have been blown 6ft as he climaxed

omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?? Describe a comically formed genital please. I've not a clue what one is or what one would look like!

Labia that reaches the floor

Balls like spacehoppers

Hairy tits

You've met my ex then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?? Describe a comically formed genital please. I've not a clue what one is or what one would look like!

Balls like spacehoppers

Often part of the aging process. Look forward to it OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was that poor Indian guy who had to carry his balls around in a wheelbarrow. Let's hope it didn't mean he had a huge ejaculate store as the ladies would have been blown 6ft as he climaxed

Hahahaha!!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Strange question

I'm amazed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?? Describe a comically formed genital please. I've not a clue what one is or what one would look like!

Labia that reaches the floor

Balls like spacehoppers

Hairy tits

That's not deformation. That's quite normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me chuckle , its the person not their parts for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?? Describe a comically formed genital please. I've not a clue what one is or what one would look like!

Labia that reaches the floor

Balls like spacehoppers

Hairy tits

No!

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Strange question have you got a problem your self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comically deformed?

So who decides if the deformity is comical?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im pretty sure this thread was intended as light humour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes think an erect cock lookw like a little rocket with dodgy thrusters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?? Describe a comically formed genital please. I've not a clue what one is or what one would look like!

Labia that reaches the floor

Balls like spacehoppers

Hairy tits

All three conditions are present on the one lucky person?

Yeah, I've met her too.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I'm beginning to wish I hadn't started to read this thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea,just for a laugh mind

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

I guess if you're happy with a person's bits....they're not comic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was in relationship with woman one boob was a size b the other other was d big dif "

Until I started on the pill one of my boobs was noticeably bigger than the other. As an adolescent I used to have to stuff one cup with tissue! So humiliating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well - its all about having fun - we only got what god gave us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baldric had a thingy shaped like a turnip

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This thread is so horrific I couldn't read it all :/

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"What?? Describe a comically formed genital please. I've not a clue what one is or what one would look like!

Labia that reaches the floor

Balls like spacehoppers

Hairy tits

Men have hairy tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a lady once who had very long labia.. I half excepted them to give me a round of applause afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already very giggly during sex...

Idk if i would meet them or not, depends if they were into humiliation or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if they shared the comedy value as well.

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