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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

What's the worst injury you've suffered through swinging?

I've just discovered my first cut/ tear as a direct result of a meet. Bled like a motherfucker, and hurt like a bitch, all day today. lol

On Friday, I saw that I'd put some tiny teeth grazes onto the shaft of a meet's cock, and I felt so awful! But he said it was fine, and that it happens.

What is the worst injury you've had through swinging?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I've hurt my pride more times than I can count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I head butted a guy in a dark room at chams

Split his nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not from here but a guy on pof dislocated my shoulder after picking me up and throwing me on his bed

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Popped my knee cap out, still seeing the physio

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I head butted a guy in a dark room at chams

Split his nose "

Christ!

Good work!

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Popped my knee cap out, still seeing the physio "

Ouch! That sounds mega painful. I winced when I read this. lol.

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Not from here but a guy on pof dislocated my shoulder after picking me up and throwing me on his bed "

I'm glad that's the emoticon that ended that anecdote. lol

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I've hurt my pride more times than I can count"

Pffft. Lightweight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've taken a knee to the face a couple of times.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I head butted a guy in a dark room at chams

Split his nose "

I head butted the edge of the door in the dark room at Xtasia.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Also had a high heel spike my head while getting into the 69 position with a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my middle toe on my bed leg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell down the stairs last weekend while my meet was here. My ankle is still purple. Actually it's brownish yellow, but "ow!"

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I've taken a knee to the face a couple of times."

Oh GOD. I've had a few near misses, and I am in constant fear I'll do this to someone.... o_O

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I fell down the stairs last weekend while my meet was here. My ankle is still purple. Actually it's brownish yellow, but "ow!" "

Jesus, Nell! I know we can all get pretty eager for our meets, but throwing ourselves down the stairs might seem the quickest way, but there are consequences!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell down the stairs last weekend while my meet was here. My ankle is still purple. Actually it's brownish yellow, but "ow!"

Jesus, Nell! I know we can all get pretty eager for our meets, but throwing ourselves down the stairs might seem the quickest way, but there are consequences! "

It didn't stop us from enjoying ourselves, although he did accidentally grab it a couple of times in the heat of the moment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

CANTERBURY

I once had the shaft of my cock nipped by an over excited pair of teeth. Every time I got a hard on, the very small wound opened....it took months to heal......

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I fell out/ off the bed, I did a sort of backwards roll on to the floor, landing on my upper back. It was pretty painful and I was probably lucky not to be hurt more badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the worst injury you've suffered through swinging?

I've just discovered my first cut/ tear as a direct result of a meet. Bled like a motherfucker, and hurt like a bitch, all day today. lol

On Friday, I saw that I'd put some tiny teeth grazes onto the shaft of a meet's cock, and I felt so awful! But he said it was fine, and that it happens.

What is the worst injury you've had through swinging?"

I had two tears inside my lady from the female half of a meets nails, they turned into what I can only describe as ulcers and can you imagine peeing on an ulcer numerous times a day. Oh my days the pain was excruciating! Took 2 weeks to finally stop hurting and go.

Had my fair share of black bruises around the same area from knuckles but the kinky side of me loves when they happen

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I had no idea it was all so dangerous

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose"

We have a winner!

The prize is a bubble-wrap suit lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 broken ribs from a very vigorous up the wall experience ...didn't hurt until I was sat at work next day n they popped...all I can say is ouch....

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose"

Wow!! You are disaster prone! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had my frenulum cut twice on separate occasions by ladies teeth! Both times it hurt like hell!

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"What's the worst injury you've suffered through swinging?

I've just discovered my first cut/ tear as a direct result of a meet. Bled like a motherfucker, and hurt like a bitch, all day today. lol

On Friday, I saw that I'd put some tiny teeth grazes onto the shaft of a meet's cock, and I felt so awful! But he said it was fine, and that it happens.

What is the worst injury you've had through swinging?

I had two tears inside my lady from the female half of a meets nails, they turned into what I can only describe as ulcers and can you imagine peeing on an ulcer numerous times a day. Oh my days the pain was excruciating! Took 2 weeks to finally stop hurting and go.

Had my fair share of black bruises around the same area from knuckles but the kinky side of me loves when they happen "

Oh. My. God.

My legs literally just squeezed closed reflexively while reading that.

Holy shit, that sounds so awful!! D:

Winner. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No breaks, but a badly twisted ankle that took around three months to clear up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulled a muscle in my bum after being on top and being vigorous..

couldn't sit or walk the next day...

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

Ive had these:

A guy set himself on fire in a sauna whilst i was playing

My sofa fell apart during hard sex session

Gave a guy black eye by accident whilst switching positions

Broke a rib during an exerting play session

Guy broke his toe falling off the bed

I best stop there lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Bloody hell people,be careful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell off the bed whilst taking photos, huge cut on my back after hitting the airing cupboard door,

spoilt a brilliant moment

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"No breaks, but a badly twisted ankle that took around three months to clear up."

Oof! Sounds like it could've been an undiagnosed fracture. That happened to my ankle, and now one is bigger than the other. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose

We have a winner!

The prize is a bubble-wrap suit lol! "

Yey I've never won anything before apart from their 3 legged race at school when I was 6

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

A guy set himself on fire in a sauna whilst i was playing

My sofa fell apart during hard sex session

Gave a guy black eye by accident whilst switching positions

Broke a rib during an exerting play session

Guy broke his toe falling off the bed

"

And a partridge in a pear treeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose

Wow!! You are disaster prone! lol "

haha I actually am, I know most of the local a&e staff very well now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bashed my head against a shelf in a club.

Fell off the bed & hit my head on the bedside table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my back out having sex in a very, very tightly laced corset. That's about it though, apart from the occasional accidental head butt.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You guys should wear giant condoms for safer sex

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose

Wow!! You are disaster prone! lol

haha I actually am, I know most of the local a&e staff very well now "

LOVE IT.

This is what I imagine happens:

[HOBBLE IN]

Nurse: "Fab injury?"

You: "Fab injury."

[HIGH FIVES ALL ROUND]

lol

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Put my back out having sex in a very, very tightly laced corset. That's about it though, apart from the occasional accidental head butt. "

Yeah, I can't fuck in corsets. Can't get my breath back fast enough. lol

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By *aked_ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

nearby

E tore once when larger toys were used. She now knows her limits.

D has dislocated his shoulder before slipping out of a hot tub. But hes a big lumbering plank at the best of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus some of these are horrific! The second time I slept with the guy I lost my virginity to, I ran away (after he went to put the light on) onto a wet slippery floor and tore a load of ligaments in my knee as I flew into the sink. I held the bathroom door shut and yelled at him to go home (whilst I was sprawled out naked in agony). I 'broke' my ex boyfriends penis and turned it from a straight one to a bent one forever more. More recently I managed to jam my thumb in my lover's eye. As for injuries done to hubby, countless!

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Jesus some of these are horrific! The second time I slept with the guy I lost my virginity to, I ran away (after he went to put the light on) onto a wet slippery floor and tore a load of ligaments in my knee as I flew into the sink. I held the bathroom door shut and yelled at him to go home (whilst I was sprawled out naked in agony). I 'broke' my ex boyfriends penis and turned it from a straight one to a bent one forever more. More recently I managed to jam my thumb in my lover's eye. As for injuries done to hubby, countless!"

I think the fact that you were "running away" from a sexual encounter is the most worrying detail from that anecdote. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus some of these are horrific! The second time I slept with the guy I lost my virginity to, I ran away (after he went to put the light on) onto a wet slippery floor and tore a load of ligaments in my knee as I flew into the sink. I held the bathroom door shut and yelled at him to go home (whilst I was sprawled out naked in agony). I 'broke' my ex boyfriends penis and turned it from a straight one to a bent one forever more. More recently I managed to jam my thumb in my lover's eye. As for injuries done to hubby, countless!

I think the fact that you were "running away" from a sexual encounter is the most worrying detail from that anecdote. lol."

It was just because I was super shy and didn't want him to see my naked body with the lights on, so I ran - straight into the ensuite where we'd just had a candle lit bath!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Back in June was at a club with my FB and we managed to break my wrist. I've had cast and splints on since and it needs an op to fix it now. It'll be next year for that. Aches like toothache 24/7.

Claire

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Escorted a meet to A&E as he'd broken his wang during a vigorous routine

Later found out he was a cheater so didn't feel so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose"

How high is your bed and sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 broken ribs when a meet got a wee carried away

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

OMG, I've got off lightly nothing worse than carpet burns and bruises - I bruise easily.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

For me, a few pulled muscles in calfs and hammys, but nothing to bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much kissing and i had stinging scratches on my face last week so bad they bled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much kissing and i had stinging scratches on my face last week so bad they bled "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tore hamstring once

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Thankfully, the largest injury I`ve had so far was having the skin of one toe pinched under a stiletto heel whilst waiting to go up the first staircase at Chams! Wish they two staircases from the ground floor to ease the congestion!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Thankfully, the largest injury I`ve had so far was having the skin of one toe pinched under a stiletto heel whilst waiting to go up the first staircase at Chams! Wish they two staircases from the ground floor to ease the congestion! "

And I wish the ladies wouldn`t wear high heels in clubs where there`s so many people walking around barefoot!

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By *abel-30Woman
over a year ago

middle of no-where

I tore my acl and strained another ligament in my knee, whilst also dislocating my knee cap and ripping a tension band that was already on my knee.... So I'm getting a new one on the 23rd... Santa obvious Miss-read puppy for knee on my Christmas list

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I ended up with a bloodied foot on Saturday night. Not sure how that happened...

Looked like quite a mess when my partner pointed it out :o

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

No physical injury but I did get cramp in my hamstring once while she was on top.

Think she quite enjoyed my bucking about and shouting "Aggh, aggh..."

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Apparently it wasn't that small a tear....

Sat in A+E at the advice of 111.

It all went unalarmingly smoothly until I revealed that I'd had a lot of "sexual activity" over the weekend, and the advice went from "book a non-emergency appt with your GP if this carries on" to "you need to see an emergency practitioner within the hour"

A bit scared now....

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