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"Well if your born with a silver spoon up your bum and your mum is your dads second cousin what do you expect. Sad that he doesn't realise how he comes across." It was awful = i would have dies of shame to behave in that manner!!! Not too keen on the chap outta Corrie - but at least he is opening his eyes. Must not miss pt 2 tomorrow - that is my favourite trick on these 2 parters...lol | |||
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"Not around tomorrow so will tape it, i flippin hope i get the timer right." Sure it will be on i-player. I have dinner guests and dont think i dare be rude enough to say - "rights its 9 pm, ssssh now and watch this....." lol | |||
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Well i will be having a nice eve too i think, so wont be asking to watch tv.
Oooo that could be a post in its own right lol.
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"Not around tomorrow so will tape it, i flippin hope i get the timer right. Sure it will be on i-player. I have dinner guests and dont think i dare be rude enough to say - "rights its 9 pm, ssssh now and watch this....." lol" Dinner guests???? My arse!! So what devine dish is being served up?? Spag bol???? Course you're rude enough. Switch it on while they have their plates on their knee. Have a lovely evening!! | |||
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"Not around tomorrow so will tape it, i flippin hope i get the timer right. Sure it will be on i-player. I have dinner guests and dont think i dare be rude enough to say - "rights its 9 pm, ssssh now and watch this....." lol Dinner guests???? My arse!! So what devine dish is being served up?? Spag bol???? Course you're rude enough. Switch it on while they have their plates on their knee. Have a lovely evening!! " Love the new bootie pic you!!! Not that i should be giving you compliments after THAT comment. Actually - its a tenner entrance at the door then a quick trip down to KFC (Kant Fookin Cook) and a bottle of Lambrini....lol | |||
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"Not around tomorrow so will tape it, i flippin hope i get the timer right. Sure it will be on i-player. I have dinner guests and dont think i dare be rude enough to say - "rights its 9 pm, ssssh now and watch this....." lol Classy night then if your pushing the lambrini boat out. As for those purple boots.......Corrrrrrrrrrr Dinner guests???? My arse!! So what devine dish is being served up?? Spag bol???? Course you're rude enough. Switch it on while they have their plates on their knee. Have a lovely evening!! Love the new bootie pic you!!! Not that i should be giving you compliments after THAT comment. Actually - its a tenner entrance at the door then a quick trip down to KFC (Kant Fookin Cook) and a bottle of Lambrini....lol" 
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"ill bring that if im invited ... Squeak lol " Have you not oiled that squeak yet???? lol | |||
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"Well the lady is preggers, the two blokes will prob drink ale - so actually i think i may get a decent bottle after all...pmsl!!!!" make sure you chill it as its not so good warm. So your not actually cooking? I do like to dabble a bit my self but im not Gordon Ramsy. Ok ok i do swear in the kitchen but only at the cooker when it burns stuff. If i miss taping it tomorrow i will require a run down the next night. Mind i kind of think im not so bothered about the TV now. | |||
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"Well the lady is preggers, the two blokes will prob drink ale - so actually i think i may get a decent bottle after all...pmsl!!!! make sure you chill it as its not so good warm. So your not actually cooking? I do like to dabble a bit my self but im not Gordon Ramsy. Ok ok i do swear in the kitchen but only at the cooker when it burns stuff. If i miss taping it tomorrow i will require a run down the next night. Mind i kind of think im not so bothered about the TV now." Yes i am cooking - my Cant Fecking Cook joke was in response to the sexy booted Estee bird!!!! I love cooking and love the eating too - and tend to eat while i cook - and cant cook for 1!!! So good job its 4 tomoz - i will only be eating same meal for 2 days after not 6....lol | |||
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"Well the lady is preggers, the two blokes will prob drink ale - so actually i think i may get a decent bottle after all...pmsl!!!! make sure you chill it as its not so good warm. So your not actually cooking? I do like to dabble a bit my self but im not Gordon Ramsy. Ok ok i do swear in the kitchen but only at the cooker when it burns stuff. If i miss taping it tomorrow i will require a run down the next night. Mind i kind of think im not so bothered about the TV now. Yes i am cooking - my Cant Fecking Cook joke was in response to the sexy booted Estee bird!!!! I love cooking and love the eating too - and tend to eat while i cook - and cant cook for 1!!! So good job its 4 tomoz - i will only be eating same meal for 2 days after not 6....lol" Did somebody call my name .... Sorry did you say you eat while you cook ... or drink while you cook??  | |||
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"Well the lady is preggers, the two blokes will prob drink ale - so actually i think i may get a decent bottle after all...pmsl!!!! make sure you chill it as its not so good warm. So your not actually cooking? I do like to dabble a bit my self but im not Gordon Ramsy. Ok ok i do swear in the kitchen but only at the cooker when it burns stuff. If i miss taping it tomorrow i will require a run down the next night. Mind i kind of think im not so bothered about the TV now. Yes i am cooking - my Cant Fecking Cook joke was in response to the sexy booted Estee bird!!!! I love cooking and love the eating too - and tend to eat while i cook - and cant cook for 1!!! So good job its 4 tomoz - i will only be eating same meal for 2 days after not 6....lol Did somebody call my name .... Sorry did you say you eat while you cook ... or drink while you cook?? "I do use wine while cooking - sometimes i even put it in the food.....xxx | |||
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"Sorry Debz... thread totally hijacked should be called "Come Dine with Debz!"" Hahahahaha Your welcome!!! Be here about 6 | |||
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"I donno i'll bet your a decent cook on the sly. So prey tell what your cooking. I often do chicken stuffed with Stilton as its my fave or anything with rockfort cheese in it. As for the lambrini ........Hmm do i believe you???" hmmmmmmmmmmmm...sounds good. Acutally my Cauli cheese special usually goes down a treat - it has brocolli, bacon and spring onions in it so not so bland. Its the Debz version of Deliahs!! LOL Make me own cheese sauce too so again not so bland. Serve with lots of salads and garlic breads  | |||
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"Well iy could be come dine with Estee cos i suspect Debz will be well into the wine by the time the food goes in "Damn - my reputation precedes me...... | |||
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"I donno i'll bet your a decent cook on the sly. So prey tell what your cooking. I often do chicken stuffed with Stilton as its my fave or anything with rockfort cheese in it. As for the lambrini ........Hmm do i believe you???" Rockfort??? Do you mean Roquefort?? Some people are so uncouth!!  | |||
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"I donno i'll bet your a decent cook on the sly. So prey tell what your cooking. I often do chicken stuffed with Stilton as its my fave or anything with rockfort cheese in it. As for the lambrini ........Hmm do i believe you??? Rockfort??? Do you mean Roquefort?? Some people are so uncouth!! "Hence he isnt invited darling....lol | |||
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"Well i dint expect to be invited lol im not so presumptuous. Beside i am other wise engaged lol " You could have got round the cheese thing. Debz didn't notice!! If you ask her nicely I'm sure she'll let you join in. They can squeeze up and make room. | |||
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"Well i dint expect to be invited lol im not so presumptuous. Beside i am other wise engaged lol " You could have got round the cheese thing. Debz didn't notice!! If you ask her nicely I'm sure she'll let you join in. They can squeeze up and make room. | |||
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"Naa i kind of think tomorrow could be more rewarding than a a cauliflower cheese no matter how nice it it "Hmmmmmmmmm, well good for you hunny!!! Will swap stories tomorrow then
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"There are no flys on you are they, i figure you dont miss a thing lol. Nothing against your cauliflower cheese mind "Well i believe you have a very valid excuse
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"Thanks Debz i kind of gathered you had all the legs on your chair, hope your dinner goes well xx" Heehee - yes - they come in useful when my guests dont show..pmsl!!! Am sure it will go swimmingly thanks. XXX | |||
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"you wanna be careful he will bring his monkey. And FFS DONT give him chip oil! You will regret it!!!! Nice bloke mind "LOL Dont do chips in oil, prefer potato wedges done beautifully in the oven myself. And anyways - i quite like a bit of monkeying around....LOL ((Does he spank it alot tho....????)) | |||
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"you wanna be careful he will bring his monkey. And FFS DONT give him chip oil! You will regret it!!!! Nice bloke mind
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Dont do chips in oil, prefer potato wedges done beautifully in the oven myself.
And anyways - i quite like a bit of monkeying around....LOL
((Does he spank it alot tho....????))"hey sexy ...me ,you, now or the monkey get it ... | |||
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"you wanna be careful he will bring his monkey. And FFS DONT give him chip oil! You will regret it!!!! Nice bloke mind
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Dont do chips in oil, prefer potato wedges done beautifully in the oven myself.
And anyways - i quite like a bit of monkeying around....LOL
((Does he spank it alot tho....????))
hey sexy ...me ,you, now or the monkey get it ..."Nooooooooooooooooooo dont spank the monkey!!!!! Come on over - i love animals, grrr prrrr grrrr xx | |||
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"you wanna be careful he will bring his monkey. And FFS DONT give him chip oil! You will regret it!!!! Nice bloke mind
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Dont do chips in oil, prefer potato wedges done beautifully in the oven myself.
And anyways - i quite like a bit of monkeying around....LOL
((Does he spank it alot tho....????))
hey sexy ...me ,you, now or the monkey get it ...
Nooooooooooooooooooo dont spank the monkey!!!!!
Come on over - i love animals, grrr prrrr grrrr xx"she loves animals so much she eats em .... | |||
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"you wanna be careful he will bring his monkey. And FFS DONT give him chip oil! You will regret it!!!! Nice bloke mind
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Dont do chips in oil, prefer potato wedges done beautifully in the oven myself.
And anyways - i quite like a bit of monkeying around....LOL
((Does he spank it alot tho....????))
hey sexy ...me ,you, now or the monkey get it ...
Nooooooooooooooooooo dont spank the monkey!!!!!
Come on over - i love animals, grrr prrrr grrrr xx
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"ok heres the deal .,.,,youll be nakid ...and ready with a large soufle ...i want turkey stuffed with obergines and petit pois ... a sprinking of mange tout and lightly seasoned .....get all that ... do it and the ape goes free ...?" The monkey turned into an ape while you were busy looking up tasty dishes on the internet did it PD??? PMSL!!!! | |||
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"I hope your talking to Debz, cos im not going hog tied with an apple in my mouth for anyone not ever you and your chip fat!" CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"ok heres the deal .,.,,youll be nakid ...and ready with a large soufle ...i want turkey stuffed with obergines and petit pois ... a sprinking of mange tout and lightly seasoned .....get all that ... do it and the ape goes free ...? The monkey turned into an ape while you were busy looking up tasty dishes on the internet did it PD??? PMSL!!!!" hey that meal was out of my head babe ....and forgive me but a orangatan is not a monkey its a ape ....see | |||
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"ok heres the deal .,.,,youll be nakid ...and ready with a large soufle ...i want turkey stuffed with obergines and petit pois ... a sprinking of mange tout and lightly seasoned .....get all that ... do it and the ape goes free ...? The monkey turned into an ape while you were busy looking up tasty dishes on the internet did it PD??? PMSL!!!! hey that meal was out of my head babe ....and forgive me but a orangatan is not a monkey its a ape ....see" Since when has it been an orangutan??? Freddie said you would be bringing a MONKEY. So read up proper love or go specsavers!!! | |||
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"ok heres the deal .,.,,youll be nakid ...and ready with a large soufle ...i want turkey stuffed with obergines and petit pois ... a sprinking of mange tout and lightly seasoned .....get all that ... do it and the ape goes free ...? The monkey turned into an ape while you were busy looking up tasty dishes on the internet did it PD??? PMSL!!!! hey that meal was out of my head babe ....and forgive me but a orangatan is not a monkey its a ape ....see Since when has it been an orangutan??? Freddie said you would be bringing a MONKEY. So read up proper love or go specsavers!!!" look it is ape ...oragutan is a ape and she is lovely .....big eyes...soft brown ....and she is 6 ....awwwww | |||
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"ok heres the deal .,.,,youll be nakid ...and ready with a large soufle ...i want turkey stuffed with obergines and petit pois ... a sprinking of mange tout and lightly seasoned .....get all that ... do it and the ape goes free ...? The monkey turned into an ape while you were busy looking up tasty dishes on the internet did it PD??? PMSL!!!! hey that meal was out of my head babe ....and forgive me but a orangatan is not a monkey its a ape ....see Since when has it been an orangutan??? Freddie said you would be bringing a MONKEY. So read up proper love or go specsavers!!! look it is ape ...oragutan is a ape and she is lovely .....big eyes...soft brown ....and she is 6 ....awwwww " But where did the orangutan come in??? Freddie been monkeying about here. No ape here... | |||
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"ok heres the deal .,.,,youll be nakid ...and ready with a large soufle ...i want turkey stuffed with obergines and petit pois ... a sprinking of mange tout and lightly seasoned .....get all that ... do it and the ape goes free ...? The monkey turned into an ape while you were busy looking up tasty dishes on the internet did it PD??? PMSL!!!! hey that meal was out of my head babe ....and forgive me but a orangatan is not a monkey its a ape ....see Since when has it been an orangutan??? Freddie said you would be bringing a MONKEY. So read up proper love or go specsavers!!! look it is ape ...oragutan is a ape and she is lovely .....big eyes...soft brown ....and she is 6 ....awwwww But where did the orangutan come in??? Freddie been monkeying about here. No ape here..." no monkeys simples ...now what about this meal then | |||
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"Thats terrible she is only 6 or is that more in orang-outang years? " OI Freddie!!! So is it a ginger ape or is it a monkey then???? | |||
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"Thats terrible she is only 6 or is that more in orang-outang years? OI Freddie!!! So is it a ginger ape or is it a monkey then???? " its your worst nightmare babe......... | |||
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"Thats terrible she is only 6 or is that more in orang-outang years? OI Freddie!!! So is it a ginger ape or is it a monkey then???? its your worst nightmare babe........." I aint gingerist!!! | |||
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"Thats terrible she is only 6 or is that more in orang-outang years? OI Freddie!!! So is it a ginger ape or is it a monkey then???? its your worst nightmare babe......... I aint gingerist!!!" me neither i like red hair ,,,,i am horny son of bitch with an itch .....so come and scratch it ....grrrrrrrrrr | |||
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"Thats terrible she is only 6 or is that more in orang-outang years? OI Freddie!!! So is it a ginger ape or is it a monkey then???? its your worst nightmare babe......... I aint gingerist!!! me neither i like red hair ,,,,i am horny son of bitch with an itch .....so come and scratch it ....grrrrrrrrrr " LOL Told you if you put the cream in between those toes they will stop itching!!!! As for the horn,,,, it comes back down to that monkey baby x | |||
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"Thats terrible she is only 6 or is that more in orang-outang years? OI Freddie!!! So is it a ginger ape or is it a monkey then???? its your worst nightmare babe......... I aint gingerist!!! me neither i like red hair ,,,,i am horny son of bitch with an itch .....so come and scratch it ....grrrrrrrrrr LOL Told you if you put the cream in between those toes they will stop itching!!!! As for the horn,,,, it comes back down to that monkey baby x" look is an ape and she is lovely ok .... | |||
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"You about tomorrow mr dome?" Nope - i am pinching him for my evening dinner so you cant have him!!! lol | |||
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"You about tomorrow mr dome?" you may call me pd my esteemed collegue ....i will be until i can blag an invite to this fabulous dinner moment //// | |||
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"wow that was quick ....lol" No flies on me baby xxx | |||
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"wow that was quick ....lol No flies on me baby xxx" sincerely hope not if your the chefess | |||
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"You about tomorrow mr dome? Nope - i am pinching him for my evening dinner so you cant have him!!! lol" i dont want him i was wondering if he was about during the day. Im concerned gun powder balls might actually do it and mr dome is my witness that i told him not to. | |||
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"You about tomorrow mr dome? Nope - i am pinching him for my evening dinner so you cant have him!!! lol i dont want him i was wondering if he was about during the day. Im concerned gun powder balls might actually do it and mr dome is my witness that i told him not to." ah, ok then - let you off. You can have in the day - then i am kidnapping for my evenings entertainment - that program only on for an hour after all.....lol | |||
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"Well i hope he lasts longer than an hour." LOL Well i am sure there wont be any uncomfortable silences at the dinner table.....or actually.....lol Rethinks guest list AND menu - sticking with the 2nd choooice of wine.....lol | |||
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"Well i hope he lasts longer than an hour." never fear ....like the royal mail i always deliver ....!!!!!! shuffles feet then does spanish stomp OLE signor | |||
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"I will smile thinking about you dressing him as baloo with coconuts on. Naaa scrub that ill be far too busy lol" Hmmmmmmmm, like your thinking!!!! And yes- you had BETTER be far too busy!!! Laaters chick - am leaving you to manage the forums now - everyone else gone to bed. Will swap updates later.....lol (and pics if i can get em....lol) | |||
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"Well i hope he lasts longer than an hour. never fear ....like the royal mail i always deliver ....!!!!!! shuffles feet then does spanish stomp OLE signor" Oooooooooooooooh you deliver.... So if i put my order in now- you can bring dinner and all i have to do is cook it - ok - you are still on the list xx | |||
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"I will smile thinking about you dressing him as baloo with coconuts on. Naaa scrub that ill be far too busy lol Hmmmmmmmm, like your thinking!!!! And yes- you had BETTER be far too busy!!! Laaters chick - am leaving you to manage the forums now - everyone else gone to bed. Will swap updates later.....lol (and pics if i can get em....lol)" no pics i told you .,...ill eat if you insist but noooooooooooo pics | |||
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"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood - i assume that IS what you want to eat??? lol" you know me its optional .....bit like the undies pmsl | |||
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