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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Recently my phone broke and wouldn't charge so I lost all of my pictures and contact numbers. Over the last week I've managed to collect the majority of my lost numbers and lost data through various sources. However this mornings as I was making toast for littleun I inadvertently dribbled a bit of of marmite across the screen...

I should just burn it right?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You'd be better off substituting Marmite with Bovril my friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd be better off substituting Marmite with Bovril my friend "

Hngggg brrrtp giiip *dry heave*

Please note I'm wearing protection to type this for fear I touch the marmite. Heaven forbid I have to answer the phone and put the device in contact with my face. I would then require extensive facial surgery

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Clean it off with a baby wipe. They clean anything & everything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clean it off with a baby wipe. They clean anything & everything! "

But it will still have been there, I will always know marmite was on it and microscopic molecules will remain. Burning is the best thing I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick it off go on....dare ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lick it off go on....dare ya"

I refer you to my previous dry heave sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin it immediately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bin it immediately "

Finally someone speaking sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make some toast, put butter on the toast, spread the toast across your phone (butter side down) then pass the toast to me - sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in a pan of boiling water for about 30 mins.

Then in the oven on the highest heat for an hour.

That's scientifically proved to kill all marmite molecules.

Your phone will be good as new!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn't you just lick it off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh, what's the whole point of this forum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How date you waste marmite

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Lick it off go on....dare ya"

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Oh for gods sake, pass it to a woman - they'll clean it off. Honestly, call yourself a ma! Lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put it in a pan of boiling water for about 30 mins.

Then in the oven on the highest heat for an hour.

That's scientifically proved to kill all marmite molecules.

Your phone will be good as new! "

Brilliant! Thank you. I'll employ this technique on anything that comes into contact with the evil black tar.

Up until now I've just been buying new cutlery everytime but know the old ones are still out there and I've been losing sleep about it.

I'll be back on after doing this

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Nuke it from orbit.

Its the only way to be sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nuke it from orbit.

Its the only way to be sure. "

You're probably right, although I'm wondering if it might be like cockroaches and survive the thermonuclear blast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your little un has good taste.

Shame on you!! Lick it...

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