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"Come little penis I'll take thee away into a land of enchantment, come little penis the times come to play, here in my opal fruit garden of magic, follow sweet penis I'll show you the way, through all tha pain and the sorrows! My thread closed just when I was accused of being a keyboard warrior, wtf like, I've never offered anyone out for a fight. I like to fuss and care for people "Some people just can't handle other peoples ideas...crack on and have fun I say  | |||
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"Come little penis I'll take thee away into a land of enchantment, come little penis the times come to play, here in my opal fruit garden of magic, follow sweet penis I'll show you the way, through all tha pain and the sorrows! My thread closed just when I was accused of being a keyboard warrior, wtf like, I've never offered anyone out for a fight. I like to fuss and care for people "Are you on drugs or are you calling me a little penis? Please keep your land of enchantment; over there.  | |||
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"Come little penis I'll take thee away into a land of enchantment, come little penis the times come to play, here in my opal fruit garden of magic, follow sweet penis I'll show you the way, through all tha pain and the sorrows! My thread closed just when I was accused of being a keyboard warrior, wtf like, I've never offered anyone out for a fight. I like to fuss and care for people
Are you on drugs or are you calling me a little penis?
Please keep your land of enchantment; over there. "Just singing one of my favourite songs. Unsure why you called me a keyboard warrior though, thought that was someone who offered people out, or was chopsy online when they wouldn't be like that in real life. | |||
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"Wow and I promise there is nothing in this other than the fact my autocorrelation does this and luckily I spotted it before I pressed post when I type seawitch my phone auto corrects to saw itch. Sorry just made me giggle. Anyway reason for my post. I have read the previous post with interest and am amazed in the amount of effort and thought Seawitch puts into her posts and feminine hygiene too apparently, the honesty is superb. Thank you for keeping me entertained and giggling half the night. "...and apparently auto correct changes to autocorrelation. .. dam, who knew | |||
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"Come little penis I'll take thee away into a land of enchantment, come little penis the times come to play, here in my opal fruit garden of magic, follow sweet penis I'll show you the way, through all tha pain and the sorrows! My thread closed just when I was accused of being a keyboard warrior, wtf like, I've never offered anyone out for a fight. I like to fuss and care for people "Maybe you offended the penis by calling it little Apparently I taste fruity.....bit of a passion killer as it gave me the giggles It's all your fault  | |||
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"Come little penis I'll take thee away into a land of enchantment, come little penis the times come to play, here in my opal fruit garden of magic, follow sweet penis I'll show you the way, through all tha pain and the sorrows! My thread closed just when I was accused of being a keyboard warrior, wtf like, I've never offered anyone out for a fight. I like to fuss and care for people
Are you on drugs or are you calling me a little penis?
Please keep your land of enchantment; over there.
Just singing one of my favourite songs. Unsure why you called me a keyboard warrior though, thought that was someone who offered people out, or was chopsy online when they wouldn't be like that in real life. "so in real life ...... you have entered a life of celibacy until you can find a bloke that can meet the health requirements you state on the other thread? As I said on my other post (in the other thread), I hope you can see my pessimism. Fantasy v's reality is getting quite an overlap here, as, you are on what is effectively a sex site yet you are applying your sex site rules to meeting men in real life too!!?? Lovely tune too  | |||
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"Come little penis I'll take thee away into a land of enchantment, come little penis the times come to play, here in my opal fruit garden of magic, follow sweet penis I'll show you the way, through all tha pain and the sorrows! My thread closed just when I was accused of being a keyboard warrior, wtf like, I've never offered anyone out for a fight. I like to fuss and care for people
Are you on drugs or are you calling me a little penis?
Please keep your land of enchantment; over there.
Just singing one of my favourite songs. Unsure why you called me a keyboard warrior though, thought that was someone who offered people out, or was chopsy online when they wouldn't be like that in real life.
so in real life ...... you have entered a life of celibacy until you can find a bloke that can meet the health requirements you state on the other thread? As I said on my other post (in the other thread), I hope you can see my pessimism. Fantasy v's reality is getting quite an overlap here, as, you are on what is effectively a sex site yet you are applying your sex site rules to meeting men in real life too!!?? Lovely tune too "If you had read her posts over the past year (and more) then you wouldn't even ask this question. She is about as honest and unfiltered about what she wants and what she says on here. But as per usual on here we have people with opinion rather than fact telling those with the facts that they are wrong. | |||
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And a couple of times I've had lots of pineapple juice in the days before meeting as well.
So what Seawitch does seems perfectly reasonable to me! | |||
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 ) so that I can taste your Opal Fruit fanny and you can taste my pineapple and cardamom cock | |||
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"Seawitch, if I ever manage to make it to your part of Wales, I'll make sure to give you two months notice (I'll need to to get my body fat back down those couple of percentage points ) so that I can taste your Opal Fruit fanny and you can taste my pineapple and cardamom cock "Deal, I'll take your round the castles as well and show you the sights! Honestly don't know what is so hard to believe, I haven't had sex for 15 months, why would that be something to brag about. I would've thought saying I'm doing some wild crazy sex acts every night of the week would be less believable do you know what I mean! | |||
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"Wonder if all this prep is done for those indoors who aren't aware their partner is on here. Not judging.. Just curious." And the award for shoehorning an anti-married comment into a completely unrelated thread goes to... | |||
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"Wonder if all this prep is done for those indoors who aren't aware their partner is on here. Not judging.. Just curious. And the award for shoehorning an anti-married comment into a completely unrelated thread goes to..." I was wondering that... If you have something to say I guess you gotta dump it somewhere it seems
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"Come little penis I'll take thee away into a land of enchantment, come little penis the times come to play, here in my opal fruit garden of magic, follow sweet penis I'll show you the way, through all tha pain and the sorrows! My thread closed just when I was accused of being a keyboard warrior, wtf like, I've never offered anyone out for a fight. I like to fuss and care for people
Are you on drugs or are you calling me a little penis?
Please keep your land of enchantment; over there.
Just singing one of my favourite songs. Unsure why you called me a keyboard warrior though, thought that was someone who offered people out, or was chopsy online when they wouldn't be like that in real life. "Disengage from the negativity. Great use of the word 'chopsy', it's regularly uttered in my house  | |||
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"Oh and if anyone thinks that Seawitch is unique in her preparations, I'm not in her league, but I don't meet often so when I do I try to make it memorable and special for the person I'm meeting. So, I will watch my food, drink plenty of water, make sure I don't miss training, and for a week or so beforehand will start drinking nice chai tea with loads of cardamom, cinnamon, star anise, etc. And in the days before I'll make sure I'm eating things that maintain a settled stomach - because you really don't want an unpredictable bottom when with a lady
And a couple of times I've had lots of pineapple juice in the days before meeting as well.
So what Seawitch does seems perfectly reasonable to me! "I hear ya! I have a wash and occasionally a shave. I push the boat right out, me. | |||
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"I'm not anti-married actually... Dont assume " Seems a strange post on a thread started by someone who has been open about her single status, that's all. | |||
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"Wonder if all this prep is done for those indoors who aren't aware their partner is on here. Not judging.. Just curious." I don't get it? | |||
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"Wonder if all this prep is done for those indoors who aren't aware their partner is on here. Not judging.. Just curious. And the award for shoehorning an anti-married comment into a completely unrelated thread goes to..." pmfsl - ya have to be honest. It was a fucking good un!
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