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over a year ago

What's your tipple

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Ice water, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real ale please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine please, just give me the bottle and a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of you on the rocks but I will settle for a jd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine, any kind

Thank you kindly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large grey goose / slim line tonic / fresh lime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ice water, sorry"

nothing to be sorry for...cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Real ale please

With a good head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red wine please, just give me the bottle and a straw

Nooooooooooooo that's uncouth woman...glass first...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Aw poo,I forgot to buy some Baileys again

Disaronna and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jolly decent red for me and a bowl for the Pooch please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit of you on the rocks but I will settle for a jd

Jd it is

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Evening bar friends x

Can I please have a pint of San Miguel and a whiskey chaser x I'm not driving and I can't stay long x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wine, any kind

Thank you kindly xx"

Ive a lush Rioja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk pleeeese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw poo,I forgot to buy some Baileys again

Disaronna and please"

Try it with cranberry rather than

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large grey goose / slim line tonic / fresh lime"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your tipple"

Don't tend to drink spirits.. lager girl.me.... Stella Artios

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw poo,I forgot to buy some Baileys again

Disaronna and please"

I've Baileys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine, any kind

Thank you kindly xx

Ive a lush Rioja"

Oooo go on then why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cold Guinness please?.... Lurveleeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jolly decent red for me and a bowl for the Pooch please

Ohh the Rioja is breathing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening bar friends x

Can I please have a pint of San Miguel and a whiskey chaser x I'm not driving and I can't stay long x"

nibbles too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milk pleeeese

semi or skimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good; I'll hit the wine later but for now a frosty IPA please barkeep, and have one for yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's your tipple

Don't tend to drink spirits.. lager girl.me.... Stella Artios

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Two pints of lager and a ......

Jo x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Can I have a coffee with 2 sugars and lactofree milk please? And a shotgun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll start with a G n T please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice cold Guinness please?.... Lurveleeee"

No problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh good; I'll hit the wine later but for now a frosty IPA please barkeep, and have one for yourself! "

Im on the champers canny mix em but ty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet black tea cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two pints of lager and a ......

Jo x"

Crisps are in the basket at the end of the bar x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a coffee with 2 sugars and lactofree milk please? And a shotgun "

Ya gonna ave to pass on coffee...but the guns loaded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll start with a G n T please

Ice n slice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet black tea cheers

Ive only green tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh good; I'll hit the wine later but for now a frosty IPA please barkeep, and have one for yourself!

Im on the champers canny mix em but ty

Crack another bottle then...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A jolly decent red for me and a bowl for the Pooch please

Ohh the Rioja is breathing "

Yumski my favourite thank you

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Mulled cider pls

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Can I have a coffee with 2 sugars and lactofree milk please? And a shotgun

Ya gonna ave to pass on coffee...but the guns loaded

Shotgun what kind of bar is this ? Might just slip into a dark corner ...

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh good; I'll hit the wine later but for now a frosty IPA please barkeep, and have one for yourself!

Im on the champers canny mix em but ty

Crack another bottle then...!"

Rhurbarb liquer with it is divine ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jolly decent red for me and a bowl for the Pooch please

Ohh the Rioja is breathing

Yumski my favourite thank you

Bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love an ice cold Peroni

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mulled cider pls

Ohh I bought ginger beer n mulled wine the other day...fancy that ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love an ice cold Peroni "

Ohh one of my fave Summer drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka & Cranberry please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka & Cranberry please x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet black tea cheers

Ive only green tea

it's an imaginary bar....and you don't have tea?

Possibly the worst service ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hhhhmmm. Disaronno and please. Can u keep them coming. Been a bit of a week!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet black tea cheers

Ive only green tea

it's an imaginary bar....and you don't have tea?

Possibly the worst service ever!

Piss off to the next bar then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hhhhmmm. Disaronno and please. Can u keep them coming. Been a bit of a week!!

Diet ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet black tea cheers

Ive only green tea

it's an imaginary bar....and you don't have tea?

Possibly the worst service ever!

Piss off to the next bar then

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet black tea cheers

Ive only green tea

it's an imaginary bar....and you don't have tea?

Possibly the worst service ever!

Piss off to the next bar then

Lol

Who needs bouncers

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Aw poo,I forgot to buy some Baileys again

Disaronna and please

Try it with cranberry rather than "

Well I have the cranberry,just need the Disaronno now

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Mulled cider pls

Ohh I bought ginger beer n mulled wine the other day...fancy that ?"

Not a ginger fan.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hhhhmmm. Disaronno and please. Can u keep them coming. Been a bit of a week!!

That is such a yummy drink & smells great too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bailey's last night, red wine tonight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a Bloody Mary and some ibuprofen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hhhhmmm. Disaronno and please. Can u keep them coming. Been a bit of a week!!

That is such a yummy drink & smells great too x"

Mmmmm it is. Only prob is. It's so moreish!!! Lol.

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

Large G&T please i need it xx

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

"I need a Bloody Mary and some ibuprofen. "

I think a Virgin Mary for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a dress code? If not I'll have a nice cold pint of lager please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of southern comfort please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hhhhmmm. Disaronno and please. Can u keep them coming. Been a bit of a week!!

That is such a yummy drink & smells great too x

Mmmmm it is. Only prob is. It's so moreish!!! Lol.

Agree... That's my drink of choice tonight when I'm out .... Sofa Sunday possible tomorrow x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a dress code? If not I'll have a nice cold pint of lager please

Come as you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of southern comfort please!"

Ohhhh LORDY....wats wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absinth and brandy please, with ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absinth and brandy please, with ice"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single malt whiskey bushmills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of southern comfort please!

Ohhhh LORDY....wats wrong"

Nothing lovey!! It's Christmas!! No point having to get up loads of times then! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ileycoCouple
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

Gin n raspberry sour, over ice with lemonade x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just have a please x

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

May I have a mint chocolate martini please ! Yummy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hhhhmmm. Disaronno and please. Can u keep them coming. Been a bit of a week!!

That is such a yummy drink & smells great too x

Mmmmm it is. Only prob is. It's so moreish!!! Lol.

Agree... That's my drink of choice tonight when I'm out .... Sofa Sunday possible tomorrow x"

Good girl, woman after my.own heart!!! Enjoy and have fun!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single malt whiskey bushmills "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of southern comfort please!

Ohhhh LORDY....wats wrong

Nothing lovey!! It's Christmas!! No point having to get up loads of times then! X"

Phew tf....take the bottle lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin n raspberry sour, over ice with lemonade x"

Seriously ya from tarn have a lager

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just have a please x"

Ice n slice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a mint chocolate martini please ! Yummy!!

Oh I had a few different choocy martinis when I went to Mexico.....they are nommmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of southern comfort please!

Ohhhh LORDY....wats wrong

Nothing lovey!! It's Christmas!! No point having to get up loads of times then! X

Phew tf....take the bottle lovely x"

Brilliant!! See

You in the morning!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of southern comfort please!

Ohhhh LORDY....wats wrong

Nothing lovey!! It's Christmas!! No point having to get up loads of times then! X

Phew tf....take the bottle lovely x

Brilliant!! See

You in the morning!! "

You so know I will have coffee for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a Bloody Mary and some ibuprofen.

I think a Virgin Mary for you

I need to drink through it! Does a Virgin Mary suit me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a very large sambuca please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sailor jerrys and and one for you wench

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By *ig_Man76Man
over a year ago

Swanscombe

I'm in the mood for some jäger bombs and tequila rose shots haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellini please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the gin and rose lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on the gin and rose lemonade

Yes I know; very manly. Not quite the geordie stereotype drink...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the mood for some jäger bombs and tequila rose shots haha

fancy sharing big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheeky Vimto please

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Just got in from work and it's been a very long and shity day so a very large jd and please oh and leave the bottle. Thanks you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft drinks for me! Raging hangover after a night out in Birmingham last night.

Usually a nice cocktail is my drink of choice tho!

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By *ightyandLeftyCouple
over a year ago

Funtown

Barcardi and please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kraken and Pepsi max tonight

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Prosecco & some company please!!! Not find of drinking alone x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Prosecco & some company please!!! Not find of drinking alone x"

*fond of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prosecco & some company please!!! Not find of drinking alone x"

I'll join you in spirit

I'm drinking white wine, it was red earlier

I may be a little tipsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just opened a bottle of sloe gin

Flossie is finding the bottom of a bottle of shiraz

Who's round is it.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet black tea cheers

Ive only green tea

it's an imaginary bar....and you don't have tea?

Possibly the worst service ever!

Piss off to the next bar then

I will, this is imaginary, I'm drinking tea with Hugh hefner right now in His private playboy bar and it's all free

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Prosecco & some company please!!! Not find of drinking alone x

I'll join you in spirit

I'm drinking white wine, it was red earlier

I may be a little tipsy

I've just been handed a bowl of malteasers mmmmmm

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Bloody service in here is terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody service in here is terrible.

I said that and got kicked out....careful man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prosecco & some company please!!! Not find of drinking alone x

I'll join you in spirit

I'm drinking white wine, it was red earlier

I may be a little tipsy

I've just been handed a bowl of malteasers mmmmmm"

I have sweet chilli coated peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm.....

Grey Goose on the rocks.....

or single barrel Jack Daniels on the rock.....

I cant decided.... surprise me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bloody service in here is terrible.

I said that and got kicked out....careful man

Being kicked out could be a bonus.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Prosecco & some company please!!! Not find of drinking alone x

I'll join you in spirit

I'm drinking white wine, it was red earlier

I may be a little tipsy

I've just been handed a bowl of malteasers mmmmmm

I have sweet chilli coated peanuts

You win!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cold bottle of coors light please..

Ive been at work alllllll day and im tired, please dont make me wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody service in here is terrible.

I said that and got kicked out....careful man

Being kicked out could be a bonus.

I've ended up at a private playboy affair

(the barkeep here isn't such a hardass either and stocks whatever you want)

Pop on over

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bloody service in here is terrible.

I said that and got kicked out....careful man

Being kicked out could be a bonus.

I've ended up at a private playboy affair

(the barkeep here isn't such a hardass either and stocks whatever you want)

Pop on over

How could I not. See you in 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody service in here is terrible.

I said that and got kicked out....careful man

Being kicked out could be a bonus.

I've ended up at a private playboy affair

(the barkeep here isn't such a hardass either and stocks whatever you want)

Pop on over

How could I not. See you in 10

I'll keep candy, chanice and Laura warm for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D*unkards lol

No wonder I get d*unk messages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a pint of Old Peculiar please bartender!

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

More prosecco please barman

Two bottles and two straws

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

I've just made a rather unappealing cosmopolitan (think the lime was a bit past its best) so if you can do a better job than I did, a Cosmo please

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm now on g+t now that I've finished the rose lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm now on g+t now that I've finished the rose lemonade

I have rose lemonade here

far superior to boring old tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm now on g+t now that I've finished the rose lemonade

I have rose lemonade here

far superior to boring old tonic "

I have lovely gin... We should get together

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm now on g+t now that I've finished the rose lemonade

I have rose lemonade here

far superior to boring old tonic

I have lovely gin... We should get together

Rose lemonade sounds delicious!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm now on g+t now that I've finished the rose lemonade

I have rose lemonade here

far superior to boring old tonic

I have lovely gin... We should get together

Rose lemonade sounds delicious!!"

Fentemans rose lemonade, with gin is unbelievably good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a room lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a room lol"

Again?

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Is the bar still open x

I've got some Christmas shopping todo x

I'd lie a vodka to kick start my day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the bar still open x

I've got some Christmas shopping todo x

I'd lie a vodka to kick start my day x"

ohh vodka to kick start ya day....ohh nooo have a coffee or a green tea..you will thank me later

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Anything alcoholic and a large one please xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything alcoholic and a large one please xxx"

U lot do know the time don't ya ...

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By *1987Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Anything alcoholic and a large one please xxx

U lot do know the time don't ya ...

Northerner so 6am onwards is acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong real ales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody Mary please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your all piss heads...hahahaha

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Ok il have a cuppa x

With a side of iron bru x

Then a vodka x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok il have a cuppa x

With a side of iron bru x

Then a vodka x"

Here take the bottle ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your all piss heads...hahahaha"

* in best Noddy Holder accent *

It's Christmaaaaaaaaaas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your all piss heads...hahahaha

* in best Noddy Holder accent *

It's Christmaaaaaaaaaas."

Yes but its also morning...piss head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your all piss heads...hahahaha

* in best Noddy Holder accent *

It's Christmaaaaaaaaaas.

Yes but its also morning...piss head...

Will I get away with "it's 5 o'clock somewhere"?

If not can I have a nice black Americano please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your all piss heads...hahahaha

* in best Noddy Holder accent *

It's Christmaaaaaaaaaas.

Yes but its also morning...piss head...

Will I get away with "it's 5 o'clock somewhere"?

If not can I have a nice black Americano please."

Good call, can I have one too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your all piss heads...hahahaha

* in best Noddy Holder accent *

It's Christmaaaaaaaaaas.

Yes but its also morning...piss head...

Will I get away with "it's 5 o'clock somewhere"?

If not can I have a nice black Americano please."

That's usually my saying...but more 12 oclock....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just have a please x

Ice n slice"

Just slice please ice waters it down to much x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double Jura no ice. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your tipple"

My tipple is a nipple, or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit if the home made sloe gin would be the drink of choice right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit if the home made sloe gin would be the drink of choice right now"

I have some homemade blackberry gin and blckberry vodka. That with prosecco is delightful

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Have I missed last orders ?

Jo x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Have I missed last orders ?

Jo x"

Just a fucking tad

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can anyone figure out who the unlos are

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Can anyone figure out who the unlos are

Unlos ?

Is it a new drink ?

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have i been asleep and its now xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone figure out who the unlos are

Zoya? Not sure why but I remember it bring her for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tight arse OP has gone and left me to pick up the tab.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Contactless ??

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed last orders ?

Jo x"

Yes, by 24 weeks......

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can anyone figure out who the unlos are

Unlos ?

Is it a new drink ?

Jo x"

You've not been gone that long. User no longer on site

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can anyone figure out who the unlos are

Zoya? Not sure why but I remember it bring her for some reason."

Not sure I was thinking lovemuffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw this and thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zoya?

ThingTwo?

RubyWoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i saw this and thought

I saw this and thought

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"i saw this and thought

I saw this and thought

I saw this and thought Ho Ho Hoooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy trying the new pink jd

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Fancy trying the new pink jd"

Somebody say jd

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll have a wtf on the rocks.. it'll be evaporated by Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy trying the new pink jd"

oooooooo

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