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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

For mentioning spelling mistakes 5p

What punitive stinging fines would you see introduced ?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

For every fancy a fuck a tenner to charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sneering fine of £1 per sneery comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sneering fine of £1 per sneery comment. "

I'd be bankrupt within a week!!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

£2.27 per cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not reading profiles before messaging

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

£10 fine for every time a single guy posts 'i wouldn't treat you like that'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not reading profiles before messaging "

Even better when they have the same comment on their own profile,

That's a double fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life imprisonment for not showing up at an arranged meet without good reason.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

£50 for every time someone uses the junk mail analogy for people not replying to messages.

£10 for every time someone whined about the disparity between admission fees at clubs.

£10 for every white knight comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that's not a fine, but sometimes a fine isn't punishment enough!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"A sneering fine of £1 per sneery comment.

I'd be bankrupt within a week!!!!

I'd be broke in a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not reading profiles before messaging

Even better when they have the same comment on their own profile,

That's a double fine

Yeah & then ask if the guy can sit n watch ...aaarrrrrggggggggg

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

£1 million for a follow up message less than a day after the first message if the messagee hasn't replied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£100 fine for 'quality not quantity' written on their profile... with more than 40 veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sneering fine of £1 per sneery comment.

I'd be bankrupt within a week!!!!

I'd be broke in a day!

I'm the sneer fine collector, I'll be rich! Who needs a lottery ticket

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Not reading profiles before messaging "
Has to be at least £5.00

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1000 for the guy who leaves a veri saying 'fucked the shit out of her cunt' then ends with 'treat her with respect' line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you are straight but....

Meet now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletic fine of £10

Rugby build fine £20 if just simply fat.

£50 fine if you suggest dart players are Athletes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£20 for every.... The wife can't make it but I will still meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1.23,for every. ",What am I doing wrong ",should bring a few quid in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1.69 fine for every guy who messages me, even though my profile says I am str8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£1 million for a follow up message less than a day after the first message if the messagee hasn't replied."

Doubled if it's within an hour

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

An American Fine for every spanner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic fine of £10

Rugby build fine £20 if just simply fat.

£50 fine if you suggest dart players are Athletes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a fun thread ...well done OP brilliant & makes a refreshing change x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£100 fine for 'quality not quantity' written on their profile... with more than 40 veris "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£50 payable into the kitty for the next fab social for anyone claiming to be a virgin or never having come from a blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic fine of £10

Rugby build fine £20 if just simply fat.

£50 fine if you suggest dart players are Athletes.

Would that work with females too then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£5 for anyone calling themselves genuine on their profile.

£100 fine for putting treat them with respect on a verification.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£5 for those who said they had a great night last night but still have no veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£6 for "bo_ed" in an update. Double it if it's in username.

£27.45 for any status raging at Mother Nature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£20 for those who leave veris bragging that they "got her to squirt" or the like...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"£5 for those who said they had a great night last night but still have no veris "

But I DID have great night last night. It just wasn't with anyone on the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£5 for those who said they had a great night last night but still have no veris "
I had a great night last night. But yer won't be seeing a Veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For mentioning spelling mistakes 5p

What punitive stinging fines would you see introduced ?"
a fine for introducing crap threads hehe

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Christ.... I go for a bath and the fines go from 5p to thousands of pounds!

Are some of you traffic police ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For mentioning spelling mistakes 5p

What punitive stinging fines would you see introduced ? a fine for introducing crap threads hehe

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£2 for every emoticon used

shit £2 for me

£4

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Outside your age range £1000 for woman I'm trying to message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£5 for those who said they had a great night last night but still have no veris

But I DID have great night last night. It just wasn't with anyone on the site.

Then put it on Facebook not fab! Not interested unless it's fuckery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£1000 for the guy who leaves a veri saying 'fucked the shit out of her cunt' then ends with 'treat her with respect' line "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fiver for d_edging up threads over 6 months old and a tenner for over a year.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

A pound for "anyone fancy kik /skype chat" threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 12/12/15 18:46:26]"

£5000 for anyone doing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The I am genuine type.. Then profile is deleted.

I am genuine in profile but after 5 mins want to cum round.

Ones who message.. Hi..

Ooh list is endless

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

There should be a £1 fine for every fab of a persons pic who says "Fab my pics". And a quid from every person who fabbed it.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Fines for any male who thinks women on here will fuck anything because they are desperate and ugly

And for couples who think single males are the same ....

In fact anyone who thinks they are better than

If you are part of the forum clique, add a zero to any fine paid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who talks about a forum clique should be made to pay a fine of a billion pounds, unless they name every person in this so called forum clique.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Anyone who talks about a forum clique should be made to pay a fine of a billion pounds, unless they name every person in this so called forum clique."

No naming and shaming allowed, but they will all come out and show themselves in response to the suggestion that they pay a fine, so its a trap ,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who talks about a forum clique should be made to pay a fine of a billion pounds, unless they name every person in this so called forum clique.

No naming and shaming allowed, but they will all come out and show themselves in response to the suggestion that they pay a fine, so its a trap ,,,,,"

You fell for the trap in the first place

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Following the Chief Medical Officers pronouncements dress size 12 no fine but each subsequent size £100

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A £25 levy on any preferences threads, everyone should know that everyone is different so won't like the same things

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

£2.22 for every 'of' that should be 'have'.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I only need 10p for every kick fuck avoid thread and 5p for the kik/skype threads and Ill be rich by the end of the week

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Anyone who talks about a forum clique should be made to pay a fine of a billion pounds, unless they name every person in this so called forum clique.

No naming and shaming allowed, but they will all come out and show themselves in response to the suggestion that they pay a fine, so its a trap ,,,,,

You fell for the trap in the first place

I set it, its a double bluff. I am not on the forums enough to be in the clique, sorry

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"I only need 10p for every kick fuck avoid thread and 5p for the kik/skype threads and Ill be rich by the end of the week

Kiss tuck avoid threads it should be imprisonment, not a fine ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£50 for every time someone uses the junk mail analogy for people not replying to messages.

£10 for every time someone whined about the disparity between admission fees at clubs.

£10 for every white knight comment."

What a fantastic idea, so much better than anything else I've read all week and you look superb too, well worth spending extra to get into a club to see you. Might as well get my tenners worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50p for every thread killer?

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By *oretta DelamonteTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"£2.27 per cock pic

£2.27 ?? lol.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£10 fine for pet names aaarrrrggggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My calculator just melted trying to work out how much has been brought in from the fines just reading a handful of threads.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Athletic fine of £10

Rugby build fine £20 if just simply fat.

£50 fine if you suggest dart players are Athletes.

Are you sure darts players aren't athletes?? They seem to sweat as much as marathon runners

... More sometimes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who talks about a forum clique should be made to pay a fine of a billion pounds, unless they name every person in this so called forum clique.

No naming and shaming allowed, but they will all come out and show themselves in response to the suggestion that they pay a fine, so its a trap ,,,,,

You fell for the trap in the first place

I set it, its a double bluff. I am not on the forums enough to be in the clique, sorry"

Yeah, you are. Anyone who mentions a forum clique is obviously in a forum clique.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"£6 for "bo_ed" in an update. Double it if it's in username.

£27.45 for any status raging at Mother Nature."

You've just saved me £27.45!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fiver for d_edging up threads over 6 months old and a tenner for over a year.

And £100 for everyone who posts on it without noticing it's that old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tenner for everyone who insists on or offers 'absolute discretion' - we all know you're playing away!

A tenner for every 'you're stunning/gorgeous/the best looking woman on fab' message sent. If I want bullshit I'll take the kids to a farm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1000 for saying best tits on Fab when said to me. I need to make money somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£1000 for saying best tits on Fab when said to me. I need to make money somehow

Cow-bag!!! I'd still be fucking poor!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its says 'straight' I know, but I'm bi really. Hun."......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know if it's been said already but £1000 fine for anyone starting a beard thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£100 000 fine for those who post an update saying...

Goodbye fab im leaving now as its a waste of fucking time...

But never leave !!!!

Grrrrrrr just go or pay the fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlimited fine for trolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh £42.89 for copy and paste message that is 3 pages long and make me fall asleep !!!

Yawn !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50p for every 'you know who you are'

And a £1.09 for eveytime you're expected to be a mind reader and know exactly who is doing who reference

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"£1000 for the guy who leaves a veri saying 'fucked the shit out of her cunt' then ends with 'treat her with respect' line "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh £150 fine for update saying...

Not meeting at the mo, bereavement in the family

Extra £50 for getting a veri 4hrs later

Or.

Should that be a Refund

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Fines of £10.00 per day for those who say I'm leaving on status or threads and then don't go.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

46p for anyone who says "simples"

£1.25 for anyone who askes "wot u into"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!

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lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!

lol xx"

I WILL come and get you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!

lol xx

I WILL come and get you!!!

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yessss it worked. Give me a chance to strap myself to the bed xxx

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"For mentioning spelling mistakes 5p

What punitive stinging fines would you see introduced ?"

£20 for OP not having visible photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!

lol xx

I WILL come and get you!!!

yessss it worked. Give me a chance to strap myself to the bed xxx

Hmmmm - I think I've been had! But wtf it's Christmas - I'll come anyway!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!

lol xx

I WILL come and get you!!!

yessss it worked. Give me a chance to strap myself to the bed xxx

Hmmmm - I think I've been had! But wtf it's Christmas - I'll come anyway!!

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oh trust me you would cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!

lol xx

I WILL come and get you!!!

yessss it worked. Give me a chance to strap myself to the bed xxx

Hmmmm - I think I've been had! But wtf it's Christmas - I'll come anyway!!

oh trust me you would cum

How many times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!

lol xx

I WILL come and get you!!!

yessss it worked. Give me a chance to strap myself to the bed xxx

Hmmmm - I think I've been had! But wtf it's Christmas - I'll come anyway!!

oh trust me you would cum

How many times?

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I don't know yet but it may be several so be prepa_ed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!

lol xx

I WILL come and get you!!!

yessss it worked. Give me a chance to strap myself to the bed xxx

Hmmmm - I think I've been had! But wtf it's Christmas - I'll come anyway!!

oh trust me you would cum

How many times?

I don't know yet but it may be several so be prepa_ed xx"

You bought your 2016 diary yet?

I cum at least a dozen times in a good session though! Hope you can keep up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!

lol xx

I WILL come and get you!!!

yessss it worked. Give me a chance to strap myself to the bed xxx

Hmmmm - I think I've been had! But wtf it's Christmas - I'll come anyway!!

oh trust me you would cum

How many times?

I don't know yet but it may be several so be prepa_ed xx

You bought your 2016 diary yet?

I cum at least a dozen times in a good session though! Hope you can keep up?

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shit. Better up my gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 p for questioning the word curvy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!

lol xx

I WILL come and get you!!!

yessss it worked. Give me a chance to strap myself to the bed xxx

Hmmmm - I think I've been had! But wtf it's Christmas - I'll come anyway!!

oh trust me you would cum

How many times?

I don't know yet but it may be several so be prepa_ed xx

You bought your 2016 diary yet?

I cum at least a dozen times in a good session though! Hope you can keep up?

shit. Better up my gym

Yep - think you'd better lovely! See you in the spring then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!

lol xx

I WILL come and get you!!!

yessss it worked. Give me a chance to strap myself to the bed xxx

Hmmmm - I think I've been had! But wtf it's Christmas - I'll come anyway!!

oh trust me you would cum

How many times?

I don't know yet but it may be several so be prepa_ed xx

You bought your 2016 diary yet?

I cum at least a dozen times in a good session though! Hope you can keep up?

shit. Better up my gym

Yep - think you'd better lovely! See you in the spring then?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"50 p for questioning the word curvy"

£10.50 for moaning about BBC or bi men, not that I take it personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a fine for every 'aren't BBW's wonderful and isn't shagging a slim woman as boring as driving down a straight road with no bends and don't all real men want meat with their treat' thread!

Makes me want to grab two carrot sticks and a grape - just to piss em off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a fine for every 'aren't BBW's wonderful and isn't shagging a slim woman as boring as driving down a straight road with no bends and don't all real men want meat with their treat' thread!

Makes me want to grab two carrot sticks and a grape - just to piss em off!

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I like carrots. And grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me want to grab two carrot sticks and a grape - just to piss em off!

I like carrots. And grapes

I've already told you I'll see you in the spring when you've built your stamina up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me want to grab two carrot sticks and a grape - just to piss em off!

I like carrots. And grapes

I've already told you I'll see you in the spring when you've built your stamina up!!

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ok I'm doing sit ups,as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me want to grab two carrot sticks and a grape - just to piss em off!

I like carrots. And grapes

I've already told you I'll see you in the spring when you've built your stamina up!!

ok I'm doing sit ups,as we speak

Excellent! See you in April lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me want to grab two carrot sticks and a grape - just to piss em off!

£1000000000 for every thread about what's the difference between curvy and fat and £000000000.00001 for every thread about what's the difference between skinny and slim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me want to grab two carrot sticks and a grape - just to piss em off!

£1000000000 for every thread about what's the difference between curvy and fat and £000000000.00001 for every thread about what's the difference between skinny and slim."

Agreed - I think! Have we ever had a ! What's the difference between skinny and slim thread?

In my case the difference between skinny and slim is 2 slices of pepperoni pizza, a garlic dough-ball, a cup cake and a bar of chocolate!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Following the Chief Medical Officers pronouncements dress size 12 no fine but each subsequent size £100"

Bollocks - I'll pay up if you pay up for being a twat xx

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