FabSwingers.com forum: Strange conversation...

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I just had this mail conversation with someone (I got permission to quote it).

Should I meet with them do you think or have I missed anything obvious?

From you .. 17 minutes ago

ey up ya sexy bint wud u lik a gud fukin an likin out or r u won ov them lezzers? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

To you .. 16 minutes ago

awrite fella, I'm really a guy, wanna suck my cock??? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

From you .. 15 minutes ago

fook it ok im deperot but no kissin cus that gay xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

To you .. 14 minutes ago

yeah, no kissin like, unless we use tungs then its not gay like xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

From you .. 12 minutes ago

rite u got 10 minits 2 gerear 4 sum hard shaggin ya mingin dirty bint xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

on my way ya slag, see you round back of Tesco car park in 5 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

;-)

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

And they say the art of conversation is dead...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

sounds like you're in there Viccyboi

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

That was beautiful man.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"That was beautiful man."

I'm worried she (it?) might be looking for a little more than nsa though. I really don't want to end up visiting the prison every weekend and crying all the way home again.... am I best to just call it off now or should I follow my heart and say how I feel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a modern classic, sell the script to chanel 4 get a good program out of that

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

doesn't sound to me as if she/he/it is looking for anything more than a quickie, but you never know it could be the start of a beautiful relationship!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yawn yawn

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"doesn't sound to me as if she/he/it is looking for anything more than a quickie, but you never know it could be the start of a beautiful relationship!!"

...but there's the 14 kids to consider as well and the maintenance on the caravan is really poor. I feel I can't just walk away from this fragile and beautiful creature I have come to know so well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't say which Tesco. I think you may get stood up, and I think he may do too.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"You didn't say which Tesco. I think you may get stood up, and I think he may do too.

It's the one on the B2654, just north of the East Kilwishie coast

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"That was beautiful man.

Needy fucker is she (it)? Most of em are bro.

I say follow your feel and see how you heart.

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

you only had ten minutes to get there and you wasted them asking ridiculous questions in the forum. No wonder us single guys get a bad reputation as time wasters. I expected better of you _nvictus, you should have been in the carpark , sat in yer car, trackies down waiting expectantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like something out of Viz to me.

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"you only had ten minutes to get there and you wasted them asking ridiculous questions in the forum. No wonder us single guys get a bad reputation as time wasters. I expected better of you _nvictus, you should have been in the carpark , sat in yer car, trackies down waiting expectantly."

...I know, I just panicked at the last minute...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

You still here? I thought you would have done the deed by now

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I just had this mail conversation with someone (I got permission to quote it).

Should I meet with them do you think or have I missed anything obvious?

From you .. 17 minutes ago

ey up ya sexy bint wud u lik a gud fukin an likin out or r u won ov them lezzers? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

To you .. 16 minutes ago

awrite fella, I'm really a guy, wanna suck my cock??? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

From you .. 15 minutes ago

fook it ok im deperot but no kissin cus that gay xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

To you .. 14 minutes ago

yeah, no kissin like, unless we use tungs then its not gay like xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

From you .. 12 minutes ago

rite u got 10 minits 2 gerear 4 sum hard shaggin ya mingin dirty bint xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

on my way ya slag, see you round back of Tesco car park in 5 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

;-)

the "jeremy kyle" show have just rang.... they have asked kindly for next weeks scripts to be returned!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

lol@ Fabio

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

lol fab!!!

well viccyboi, did she/he/it turn up???

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"lol fab!!!

well viccyboi, did she/he/it turn up???"

it's freezin in this friggin carpark.

timewaster!!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once overheard two adult males having what seemed to be a serious conversation, which went along the lines of….. “ Admitting to being a Werewolf under torture is not a valid confession"……

Yep,,, and they both had straggly hair, wore anoraks and carried Si-fi comics too…

Come to think of it…. I have been dreaming !!!!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"lol fab!!!

well viccyboi, did she/he/it turn up???

it's freezin in this friggin carpark.

timewaster!!.

Oi! Naming and shaming is not allowed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh u guys crack me up, havent had such a laugh in ages.

If any of u single guys have trouble getting meets, just get the girls to read this thread!!! u guys are great

xxx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"lol fab!!!

well viccyboi, did she/he/it turn up???

it's freezin in this friggin carpark.

timewaster!!.

Oi! Naming and shaming is not allowed!!

hope you'r happy _nvictus,they've got me collecting the trolleys now.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"lol fab!!!

well viccyboi, did she/he/it turn up???

it's freezin in this friggin carpark.

timewaster!!.

Oi! Naming and shaming is not allowed!!

hope you'r happy _nvictus,they've got me collecting the trolleys now.

bovvered?

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