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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What a beauty ... That's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have hens as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have hens as well "

It wouldn't fit

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What a beauty ... That's all "
I think I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock looks beautiful when a Woman's small hands/mouth is wrapped around it, On it's own it's just a cock

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is juicy

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A girl was wanking me off the other day and said"what a beauty it's the biggest I've ever had."

I said "you're pulling my leg."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl was wanking me off the other day and said"what a beauty it's the biggest I've ever had."

I said "you're pulling my leg." "

It's not often I laugh out loud at comments posted on here,but well played sir...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

I take it you aren't impressed ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A girl was wanking me off the other day and said"what a beauty it's the biggest I've ever had."

I said "you're pulling my leg."

It's not often I laugh out loud at comments posted on here,but well played sir... "

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By *rmrsgyCouple
over a year ago

cleethorpes


"A girl was wanking me off the other day and said"what a beauty it's the biggest I've ever had."

I said "you're pulling my leg." "

Lmao!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer buys one young cock from the market and puts it in the pen with the old cock and the hens... Old Cock: Welcome to the farm. We'll work together towards productivity. Young Cock: Whattya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired. Old Cock: Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young Cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine. Old Cock: In this case, I challenge you to a competition and, if I win, you let me have one hen. If I lose you have them all. Young Cock: Okay. What kind of competition? Old Cock: 50-yard dash. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 yards. Young Cock: No problem! We race tomorrow morning. Confidently, the following morning, the Young Cock allows the Old Cock to start off and when the Old Cock crosses the 10-yard mark, the young cock chases him with all his might. He was right behind the old cock in a matter of seconds and -- BANG! Before he can overtake the old cock, he is shot dead by the farmer, who sighs and says, "Damn. That's the fifth gay chicken I bought this week."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer buys one young cock from the market and puts it in the pen with the old cock and the hens... Old Cock: Welcome to the farm. We'll work together towards productivity. Young Cock: Whattya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired. Old Cock: Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young Cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine. Old Cock: In this case, I challenge you to a competition and, if I win, you let me have one hen. If I lose you have them all. Young Cock: Okay. What kind of competition? Old Cock: 50-yard dash. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 yards. Young Cock: No problem! We race tomorrow morning. Confidently, the following morning, the Young Cock allows the Old Cock to start off and when the Old Cock crosses the 10-yard mark, the young cock chases him with all his might. He was right behind the old cock in a matter of seconds and -- BANG! Before he can overtake the old cock, he is shot dead by the farmer, who sighs and says, "Damn. That's the fifth gay chicken I bought this week.""

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a beauty ... That's all "

The one in the profile pic is what I call a wide boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i,d love to say that was from my brilliant mind ...

But I will hold my hands up to

Copy and paste lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a beauty ... That's all "

Do you self suck too?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

I recently got told that I had a beautiful penis so YAAAYYYY GO ME!!!

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

Mine is the 8th wonder of the world.

Thank you and goodnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a beauty ... That's all

Do you self suck too?"

I would if I could but my poor joints wouldn't stretch to that .....

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Mine is the 8th wonder of the world.

Thank you and goodnight "

you wonder where it went?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is the 8th wonder of the world.

Thank you and goodnight

you wonder where it went?"

Looks like it went to some lush warm and moist places from the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently got told that I had a beautiful penis so YAAAYYYY GO ME!!!"

But my cock is more beautiful than yours, bigger than yours & has more history that yours.

.....starting to sound like a soccer fan now!

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"I recently got told that I had a beautiful penis so YAAAYYYY GO ME!!!

But my cock is more beautiful than yours, bigger than yours & has more history that yours.

.....starting to sound like a soccer fan now! "

come and have a go if you think it's hard enough hahaha

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Mine is the 8th wonder of the world.

Thank you and goodnight

you wonder where it went?

Looks like it went to some lush warm and moist places from the pics "

BUGGER I really should have looked at the profile before writing that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

"
I'm not impressed you may have a small head xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently got told that I had a beautiful penis so YAAAYYYY GO ME!!!

But my cock is more beautiful than yours, bigger than yours & has more history that yours.

.....starting to sound like a soccer fan now!

come and have a go if you think it's hard enough hahaha"

hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

I'm not impressed you may have a small head xx "

Thankfully I wasn't trying to impress you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently got told that I had a beautiful penis so YAAAYYYY GO ME!!!

But my cock is more beautiful than yours, bigger than yours & has more history that yours.

.....starting to sound like a soccer fan now!

come and have a go if you think it's hard enough hahaha

hahahahaha "

"Wank on through the wind

Wank on through the rain

though your dreams are tossed & blown........."

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

I'm not impressed you may have a small head xx

Thankfully I wasn't trying to impress you "

was it me you were trying to impress OP? I'll give you 2 thumbs up haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it."

bit like me but with a plastic bag instead of makeup and my head instead of my willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it.

bit like me but with a plastic bag instead of makeup and my head instead of my willy"

theres nothing like shagging an old bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

I'm not impressed you may have a small head xx

Thankfully I wasn't trying to impress you "
hehe well that's lucky then

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

I'm not impressed you may have a small head xx

Thankfully I wasn't trying to impress you hehe well that's lucky then "

It's OK trademark I bet you have a lovely willy too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loving the love for our willies tonight

Come on guys , praise the cock , stand proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy self cock worship...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

"

No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.

But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it."

That's clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy self cock worship... "

why thank you, take a seat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy self cock worship... "

Sounds like one of those annual day events, but for most guys it's a 365 days of the year event!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank God for Photoshop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.

But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me "

An excellent filter for us both then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank God for Photoshop. "

If I knew what and how that worked I would agree

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.

But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me

An excellent filter for us both then "

You're already filtered out for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it.

That's clever "

its worse when I'm on the bus and people are disgusted at us smooching...

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Happy self cock worship...

Sounds like one of those annual day events, but for most guys it's a 365 days of the year event! "

366 in a leap year

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it.

That's clever

its worse when I'm on the bus and people are disgusted at us smooching..."

you bastard I NEARLY POPPED MY BACK LAUGHING AT THAT!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it.

That's clever

its worse when I'm on the bus and people are disgusted at us smooching..."

Ha ha !!!!

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

this place needs a like button lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.

But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me "

& tit/cleavage pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.

But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me

An excellent filter for us both then "

I notice how despite their profile rants, the mere mention of a cock appreciation thread has them all crawling out of the woodwork & queueing up for a comfortable seat!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.

But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me

& tit/cleavage pics! "

Oh the irony ....

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.

But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me

An excellent filter for us both then

I notice how despite their profile rants, the mere mention of a cock appreciation thread has them all crawling out of the woodwork & queueing up for a comfortable seat!! "

more comfortable with lube tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good enough to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is the 8th wonder of the world.

Thank you and goodnight "

Ooooh....i never knew I'd been intimate with one of the wonders of the world ....i had my suspicions though

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Good enough to eat "

Yes my dear,yes you are indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank God for Photoshop.

If I knew what and how that worked I would agree "

It's a great app. I use it all the time to make mine look smaller, because no one would belive it if they saw it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is the 8th wonder of the world.

Thank you and goodnight

Ooooh....i never knew I'd been intimate with one of the wonders of the world ....i had my suspicions though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.

But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me

An excellent filter for us both then

I notice how despite their profile rants, the mere mention of a cock appreciation thread has them all crawling out of the woodwork & queueing up for a comfortable seat!!

more comfortable with lube tho "

some don't deserve

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.

But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me

& tit/cleavage pics!

Oh the irony ....

"

I only have a cleavage pic, I don't do internet nudity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank God for Photoshop.

If I knew what and how that worked I would agree

It's a great app. I use it all the time to make mine look smaller, because no one would belive it if they saw it! "

yeah, it always pays to make the Lynx can look smaller, - I find this too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I take it you aren't impressed ?

No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.

But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me

& tit/cleavage pics!

Oh the irony ....

I only have a cleavage pic, I don't do internet nudity."

Good for you. Not a reason for the snideness tho is it? Scroll past if it offends you so much that people are having a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well one things for sure , I haven't used it on this pic . Just a clever bit of photography

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Well one things for sure , I haven't used it on this pic . Just a clever bit of photography "

my willy is not large but it is beautiful woohoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well one things for sure , I haven't used it on this pic . Just a clever bit of photography

my willy is not large but it is beautiful woohoo "

put make up on it and mine and yours can have lesbo sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl was wanking me off the other day and said"what a beauty it's the biggest I've ever had."

I said "you're pulling my leg."

It's not often I laugh out loud at comments posted on here,but well played sir... "

hahaha nice1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well one things for sure , I haven't used it on this pic . Just a clever bit of photography

my willy is not large but it is beautiful woohoo

put make up on it and mine and yours can have lesbo sex "

Can I put make up on mine and make it a threesome ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well one things for sure , I haven't used it on this pic . Just a clever bit of photography

my willy is not large but it is beautiful woohoo

put make up on it and mine and yours can have lesbo sex

Can I put make up on mine and make it a threesome ? "

no...you can be the butch one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well one things for sure , I haven't used it on this pic . Just a clever bit of photography

my willy is not large but it is beautiful woohoo

put make up on it and mine and yours can have lesbo sex

Can I put make up on mine and make it a threesome ?

no...you can be the butch one "

Oh ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the subject of cocks..would a cock have to think with its cock if it had one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer buys one young cock from the market and puts it in the pen with the old cock and the hens... Old Cock: Welcome to the farm. We'll work together towards productivity. Young Cock: Whattya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired. Old Cock: Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young Cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine. Old Cock: In this case, I challenge you to a competition and, if I win, you let me have one hen. If I lose you have them all. Young Cock: Okay. What kind of competition? Old Cock: 50-yard dash. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 yards. Young Cock: No problem! We race tomorrow morning. Confidently, the following morning, the Young Cock allows the Old Cock to start off and when the Old Cock crosses the 10-yard mark, the young cock chases him with all his might. He was right behind the old cock in a matter of seconds and -- BANG! Before he can overtake the old cock, he is shot dead by the farmer, who sighs and says, "Damn. That's the fifth gay chicken I bought this week.""

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