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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Inside and out

P.s shouldnt there be a booby emoticon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly not but imaginations work well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you sobered up chickie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(o)(o)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sadly not but imaginations work well "

Honestly can they get frostbite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sobered up chickie? "

Haha yes my friend made me read the thread at lunch. Im such a lush

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(o)(o)

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Oh of course well done that man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inside and out

P.s shouldnt there be a booby emoticon? "

hey beautiful their is just not on here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(o)(o)

Oh of course well done that man "

Always on hand to handle the boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inside and out

P.s shouldnt there be a booby emoticon? hey beautiful their is just not on here xx "

Well it should be a priority upgrade varaD has needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inside and out

P.s shouldnt there be a booby emoticon? "

It certainly is hun, brrrr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(o)(o)

Oh of course well done that man

Always on hand to handle the boobs "

Dial a nipple services included?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inside and out

P.s shouldnt there be a booby emoticon?

It certainly is hun, brrrr."

Isnt it strange how nipples protrude but cocks retreat in this weather?

(Varad random musings 365 days a year)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(o)(o)

Oh of course well done that man

Always on hand to handle the boobs

Dial a nipple services included? "

Now there's an idea... 0800 555 NIPS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(o)(o)

Oh of course well done that man

Always on hand to handle the boobs

Dial a nipple services included?

Now there's an idea... 0800 555 NIPS "

Niw where the fuck is my phone...oh yeah in my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you sobered up chickie?

Haha yes my friend made me read the thread at lunch. Im such a lush "

To be fair, I don't think any thread's made me laugh like that one for a good long while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you sobered up chickie?

Haha yes my friend made me read the thread at lunch. Im such a lush

To be fair, I don't think any thread's made me laugh like that one for a good long while "

why would thread make you laugh though oh I get it you were in stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you sobered up chickie?

Haha yes my friend made me read the thread at lunch. Im such a lush

To be fair, I don't think any thread's made me laugh like that one for a good long while why would thread make you laugh though oh I get it you were in stitches "

Ooooh, dad joke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sobered up chickie?

Haha yes my friend made me read the thread at lunch. Im such a lush

To be fair, I don't think any thread's made me laugh like that one for a good long while "

Glad to be of service *takes a bow, falls over and blames water*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey its not nippy though yet but wouldn't mind helping your nipples stand out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very nippy but in an hour il be all warmed up and so will he

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey its not nippy though yet but wouldn't mind helping your nipples stand out "

Im in the deep north my lovely trust me its nippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"very nippy but in an hour il be all warmed up and so will he "

Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know about outside. My nips are toasty by the fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"very nippy but in an hour il be all warmed up and so will he

Tease "

not teasing stating a fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't know about outside. My nips are toasty by the fire "

Like marshmallows? Yum

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

How's the head x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"very nippy but in an hour il be all warmed up and so will he

Tease

not teasing stating a fact "

women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How's the head x"

I dont get hangovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geekys nipple report: I may have just poked a eye out with my very cold nipples: I need nipple muffs

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Inside and out

P.s shouldnt there be a booby emoticon? "

....for the O.P.

http://allthingsd.com/files/2012/02/YOU_DONT_SAY.png

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't know about outside. My nips are toasty by the fire

Like marshmallows? Yum "

Not quite so melty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"very nippy but in an hour il be all warmed up and so will he

Tease

not teasing stating a fact

women "

yes madam lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Geekys nipple report: I may have just poked a eye out with my very cold nipples: I need nipple muffs"

Varad has something for missgeeky to keep her nipples warm...hwr hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inside and out

P.s shouldnt there be a booby emoticon?

....for the O.P.

http://allthingsd.com/files/2012/02/YOU_DONT_SAY.png"

Now mr im not opening that in the bus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't know about outside. My nips are toasty by the fire

Like marshmallows? Yum

Not quite so melty "

Haha but lickable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"very nippy but in an hour il be all warmed up and so will he

Tease

not teasing stating a fact

women

yes madam lol"

*curtseys*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geekys nipple report: I may have just poked a eye out with my very cold nipples: I need nipple muffs

Varad has something for missgeeky to keep her nipples warm...hwr hands "

On my way to you as we speak!!

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


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Now mr im not opening that in the bus "

it's just a meme picture of nicholas cage saying

"you don't say"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you sobered up chickie?

Haha yes my friend made me read the thread at lunch. Im such a lush "

I'm still running it through Google Translate!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Geekys nipple report: I may have just poked a eye out with my very cold nipples: I need nipple muffs

Varad has something for missgeeky to keep her nipples warm...hwr hands

On my way to you as we speak!!"

Now now miss g dont tease you will get me excited

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy


"How's the head x

I dont get hangovers "

nice I'm such a two pints pissy pants but I'm cheap night out lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sobered up chickie?

Haha yes my friend made me read the thread at lunch. Im such a lush

I'm still running it through Google Translate!! "

Ah mate thats where ypur going wrong ask anyone google doesnt speak vara

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How's the head x

I dont get hangovers nice I'm such a two pints pissy pants but I'm cheap night out lol x"

Me too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Now mr im not opening that in the bus

it's just a meme picture of nicholas cage saying

"you don't say" "

Love it stealing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my nipples are like coppers helmets or so ive been told

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


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Love it stealing it "

you......you thief!

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. just kidding it is fun though to use especially when trolling folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you sobered up chickie?

Haha yes my friend made me read the thread at lunch. Im such a lush

I'm still running it through Google Translate!!

Ah mate thats where ypur going wrong ask anyone google doesnt speak vara "

Varwegian looked similar. ...

but you were hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a tad chilly so home feet up ,dinner cooking and wine open and breathing .

Just lit the fire and my nips are relaxing back from thumb tacks to ermm blokes nips

Ha ha

Major catastrophe though, no Rioja had to open a good Bordeaux Superieur lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a tad chilly so home feet up ,dinner cooking and wine open and breathing .

Just lit the fire and my nips are relaxing back from thumb tacks to ermm blokes nips

Ha ha

Major catastrophe though, no Rioja had to open a good Bordeaux Superieur lol

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snob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sobered up chickie?

Haha yes my friend made me read the thread at lunch. Im such a lush

I'm still running it through Google Translate!!

Ah mate thats where ypur going wrong ask anyone google doesnt speak vara

Varwegian looked similar. ...

but you were hilarious! "

varweigen is a language? I though norway spoke sish??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my nipples are like coppers helmets or so ive been told "

Lets see then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Love it stealing it

you......you thief!

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. just kidding it is fun though to use especially when trolling folks "

i like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a tad chilly so home feet up ,dinner cooking and wine open and breathing .

Just lit the fire and my nips are relaxing back from thumb tacks to ermm blokes nips

Ha ha

Major catastrophe though, no Rioja had to open a good Bordeaux Superieur lol

snob "

Ha ha who me ? I am a country bumpkin

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Tomorrow brings a sharp divide between a much colder north and a semi-tropical south. Maybe you'll have streets cut into two, one part cold, the other sweltering. Something like 4 degrees adjacent to 12 degrees forecast.

I'm by the epicenter but won't take the blame. May jump onto the virgin train to head south.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a tad chilly so home feet up ,dinner cooking and wine open and breathing .

Just lit the fire and my nips are relaxing back from thumb tacks to ermm blokes nips

Ha ha

Major catastrophe though, no Rioja had to open a good Bordeaux Superieur lol

snob

Ha ha who me ? I am a country bumpkin "

Wine snob in the country teasing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tomorrow brings a sharp divide between a much colder north and a semi-tropical south. Maybe you'll have streets cut into two, one part cold, the other sweltering. Something like 4 degrees adjacent to 12 degrees forecast.

I'm by the epicenter but won't take the blame. May jump onto the virgin train to head south."

Or north

I could show you what we do to keep warm up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tomorrow brings a sharp divide between a much colder north and a semi-tropical south. Maybe you'll have streets cut into two, one part cold, the other sweltering. Something like 4 degrees adjacent to 12 degrees forecast.

I'm by the epicenter but won't take the blame. May jump onto the virgin train to head south.

Or north

I could show you what we do to keep warm up here "

You could show me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a tad chilly so home feet up ,dinner cooking and wine open and breathing .

Just lit the fire and my nips are relaxing back from thumb tacks to ermm blokes nips

Ha ha

Major catastrophe though, no Rioja had to open a good Bordeaux Superieur lol

snob

Ha ha who me ? I am a country bumpkin

Wine snob in the country teasing "

giggle oh you , lifes too short to drink bad wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tomorrow brings a sharp divide between a much colder north and a semi-tropical south. Maybe you'll have streets cut into two, one part cold, the other sweltering. Something like 4 degrees adjacent to 12 degrees forecast.

I'm by the epicenter but won't take the blame. May jump onto the virgin train to head south.

Or north

I could show you what we do to keep warm up here

You could show me "

You know i want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a tad chilly so home feet up ,dinner cooking and wine open and breathing .

Just lit the fire and my nips are relaxing back from thumb tacks to ermm blokes nips

Ha ha

Major catastrophe though, no Rioja had to open a good Bordeaux Superieur lol

snob

Ha ha who me ? I am a country bumpkin

Wine snob in the country teasing giggle oh you , lifes too short to drink bad wine "

Depends when your d*unk you cant tell

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

Oh bother, there may be shrinkage ahead... off to loose a few clothes and peddle home!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh bother, there may be shrinkage ahead... off to loose a few clothes and peddle home!"

Good luck with the shrinkage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tomorrow brings a sharp divide between a much colder north and a semi-tropical south. Maybe you'll have streets cut into two, one part cold, the other sweltering. Something like 4 degrees adjacent to 12 degrees forecast.

I'm by the epicenter but won't take the blame. May jump onto the virgin train to head south.

Or north

I could show you what we do to keep warm up here

You could show me

You know i want to "

Be gentle please

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


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like your style "

cheers, and better recognise as it's the style of weirdness combined with a bit of a twisted sense of humour..

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I've not started to feel the cold yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tomorrow brings a sharp divide between a much colder north and a semi-tropical south. Maybe you'll have streets cut into two, one part cold, the other sweltering. Something like 4 degrees adjacent to 12 degrees forecast.

I'm by the epicenter but won't take the blame. May jump onto the virgin train to head south.

Or north

I could show you what we do to keep warm up here

You could show me

You know i want to

Be gentle please "

Ok but only with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

like your style

cheers, and better recognise as it's the style of weirdness combined with a bit of a twisted sense of humour.. "

I nay know something about that..

But im not saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Be gentle please

Ok but only with you "

thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't say!

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Oh but i do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't say!

Oh but i do "

in Varwegian

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't say!

Oh but i do

in Varwegian "

But of course me dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey beautiful you warming up yet I'm on way to work and it is a little cooler tonight x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey beautiful you warming up yet I'm on way to work and it is a little cooler tonight x "

Yes but the girls are still perky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey beautiful you warming up yet I'm on way to work and it is a little cooler tonight x

Yes but the girls are still perky "

the girls ?,do you have names for them hehe like baz and ookas xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey beautiful you warming up yet I'm on way to work and it is a little cooler tonight x

Yes but the girls are still perky the girls ?,do you have names for them hehe like baz and ookas xxx"

Yes actually shall we play a gamr of the guess who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey beautiful you warming up yet I'm on way to work and it is a little cooler tonight x

Yes but the girls are still perky the girls ?,do you have names for them hehe like baz and ookas xxx

Yes actually shall we play a gamr of the guess who? "

yes but a reality game xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey beautiful you warming up yet I'm on way to work and it is a little cooler tonight x

Yes but the girls are still perky the girls ?,do you have names for them hehe like baz and ookas xxx

Yes actually shall we play a gamr of the guess who? yes but a reality game xxx "

I meant guess what they are called

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