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Clipping Your toenails

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I am not keen on long toe nails! For one they rip holes in the sheet

How often do you clip your toe nails? And what do you do with the clippings???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm, nail clippers, once a week, bin them!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Ummm, nail clippers, once a week, bin them!"

Thank god! I thought you was gonna say you bite and swallow them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been saving them for years. I'm hoping one of the reward card schemes will realise the value in bag and bags of human toenails and offer 5 points per kilo for them. Takes up quite a bit of room to store them and Siren asked a few questions when I moved them in from down south but I told her I was keeping them for a mate so ssshhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ummm, nail clippers, once a week, bin them!

Thank god! I thought you was gonna say you bite and swallow them! "

Do be serious! I would get a gimp to do that!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I've been saving them for years. I'm hoping one of the reward card schemes will realise the value in bag and bags of human toenails and offer 5 points per kilo for them. Takes up quite a bit of room to store them and Siren asked a few questions when I moved them in from down south but I told her I was keeping them for a mate so ssshhhh! "

Are they little clippings or big long ones that look like a bag of pork scratchings?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I never clip my toenails,they're filed into shape

Clipping toenails is a man thing is'nt it?

Oh and the fecking clippings from Rob? I have to sit there with a full faced crash helmet on

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I never clip my toenails,they're filed into shape

Clipping toenails is a man thing is'nt it?

Oh and the fecking clippings from Rob? I have to sit there with a full faced crash helmet on "

Do they leave the clipper at 100mph! Ooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been saving them for years. I'm hoping one of the reward card schemes will realise the value in bag and bags of human toenails and offer 5 points per kilo for them. Takes up quite a bit of room to store them and Siren asked a few questions when I moved them in from down south but I told her I was keeping them for a mate so ssshhhh!

Are they little clippings or big long ones that look like a bag of pork scratchings? "

Um... some little ones, but me big toenails get that ridge thing going on with them sometimes and I need a pair of secateurs to get through them. I did scrape the soft stuff from the underside though. I'm not THAT inconsiderate!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I've been saving them for years. I'm hoping one of the reward card schemes will realise the value in bag and bags of human toenails and offer 5 points per kilo for them. Takes up quite a bit of room to store them and Siren asked a few questions when I moved them in from down south but I told her I was keeping them for a mate so ssshhhh!

Are they little clippings or big long ones that look like a bag of pork scratchings?

Um... some little ones, but me big toenails get that ridge thing going on with them sometimes and I need a pair of secateurs to get through them. I did scrape the soft stuff from the underside though. I'm not THAT inconsiderate! "

Fuck there goes the idea of cheese an biscuits as a late night snack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "

Tsk, you can be sooooo squeamish sometimes.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Tsk, you can be sooooo squeamish sometimes. "
you blokes are oribble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Tsk, you can be sooooo squeamish sometimes. you blokes are oribble "

Oh, and you just hate sucking cock dontcha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I never clip my toenails,they're filed into shape

Clipping toenails is a man thing is'nt it?

Oh and the fecking clippings from Rob? I have to sit there with a full faced crash helmet on

Do they leave the clipper at 100mph! Ooooooo "

Put it this way a sander would be easier and quicker for him

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Tsk, you can be sooooo squeamish sometimes. you blokes are oribble

Oh, and you just hate sucking cock dontcha!! "
i cant speak with me mouth full

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "

What she said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once found a toenail in me Marmite sandwich...I know thats a bit hard to swallow for some of you ...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Once found a toenail in me Marmite sandwich...I know thats a bit hard to swallow for some of you ... "
im telling ya mam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once found a toenail in me Marmite sandwich...I know thats a bit hard to swallow for some of you ... im telling ya mam "

She prob put it there when she was cleaning BB,s Sock drawer out for war on want...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Once found a toenail in me Marmite sandwich...I know thats a bit hard to swallow for some of you ... im telling ya mam

She prob put it there when she was cleaning BB,s Sock drawer out for war on want... "
you two are horrible to her and she keeps giving me earache bout it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once found a toenail in me Marmite sandwich...I know thats a bit hard to swallow for some of you ... im telling ya mam

She prob put it there when she was cleaning BB,s Sock drawer out for war on want... you two are horrible to her and she keeps giving me earache bout it! "

Least I make her Bovril last thing at night BB does nothing for her...

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Once found a toenail in me Marmite sandwich...I know thats a bit hard to swallow for some of you ... im telling ya mam

She prob put it there when she was cleaning BB,s Sock drawer out for war on want... you two are horrible to her and she keeps giving me earache bout it!

Least I make her Bovril last thing at night BB does nothing for her... "

I do!!! I swept the bed out and got rid of the tenna pads from on top of the wardrobe!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The other nine I trim normally, but...

Had an accident where I smashed up my big toe on my right foot, and the nail grows icredibly slowly, but is very thick, so I have to use a power tool on it to trim it... I shit you not!!

I am glad it grows very slow, 'cos sitting ther with a circular sawblade on a dremel hacking through it dont half set the teeth on edge, and as for sanding it smooth... fekkin'ell!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men really should sort their feet out. It is a huge turn off to see messy toenails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some men really should sort their feet out. It is a huge turn off to see messy toenails. "

I have. I bought some little toenail gloves. Cute as fook they are.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Some men really should sort their feet out. It is a huge turn off to see messy toenails. "

dont understand the problem.. cut em n bin um...

just part of looking after yourself..

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