FabSwingers.com forum: A Question About Poo

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Have you ever farted and shit yourself by accident?

I have and fortunately I have always been in the house and not outside somewhere…. so doggers are usually safe.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Thanks for that information.

My life is immeasurably improved with the knowledge.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Thanks for that information.

My life is immeasurably improved with the knowledge."

You'll thank me one day when I ask you to pull my finger whilst I am sitting on your face.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And....you're off my list.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Some people are just too fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha no! Thats preeeeeety gross!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever farted and shit yourself by accident?

I have and fortunately I have always been in the house and not outside somewhere…. so doggers are usually safe.

'always'... how many times have you done this? lol!! I have (she) once

now I never trust a fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once....and what a suprise it was, fortunately I was at home lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i seen it happened. dont know who was more shocked me or the other person he burped then farted and the rest is history. lol funny when i think about it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have the squits and you fart chances are your gonna shit yourself but ever remember watching Trainspotting when Spud shit the bed, now that was gross!

Shitting and farting is everyday life. Now fanny farts are funny I just love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have the squits and you fart chances are your gonna shit yourself but ever remember watching Trainspotting when Spud shit the bed, now that was gross!

Shitting and farting is everyday life. Now fanny farts are funny I just love them"

Haha the 1st time I ever heard a fanny fart I was soooo freaked out, proper put me off, now its like a fettish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have the squits and you fart chances are your gonna shit yourself but ever remember watching Trainspotting when Spud shit the bed, now that was gross!

Shitting and farting is everyday life. Now fanny farts are funny I just love them"

Take me from behind Batman... I'll make you laugh lol!!!!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Its commonly known as 'the follow through'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its commonly known as 'the follow through'..."

Specially when youre in Top Gear...;-)

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Its commonly known as 'the follow through'...

Specially when youre in Top Gear...;-)"

Oh no... I have never shit myself in my best clothes.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Mum once did! I was glad i was away for the weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mum once did! I was glad i was away for the weekend!

She blamed Gran for that smell...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Mum once did! I was glad i was away for the weekend!

She blamed Gran for that smell...

The sick was Grans. She found the poo and promptly hurled all over. How long did it take you to steam clean it up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mum once did! I was glad i was away for the weekend!

She blamed Gran for that smell...

The sick was Grans. She found the poo and promptly hurled all over. How long did it take you to steam clean it up? "

Oh I just threw some Chum over it and the Dog did the rest...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Mum once did! I was glad i was away for the weekend!

She blamed Gran for that smell...

The sick was Grans. She found the poo and promptly hurled all over. How long did it take you to steam clean it up?

Oh I just threw some Chum over it and the Dog did the rest...

Poor brandy! No wonder she was ill in the back yard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serves me fucking right!

I've been ignoring this thread, I knew it would be disgusting. But I just couldn't leave it alone!

Why people?!! Why?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever farted and shit yourself by accident?

I have and fortunately I have always been in the house and not outside somewhere…. so doggers are usually safe.

It's only a worry if it's 'by accident'...when you do it on purpose it's fine.

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over a year ago

"Serves me fucking right!

I've been ignoring this thread, I knew it would be disgusting. But I just couldn't leave it alone!

Why people?!! Why?!!

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever farted and shit yourself by accident?

I have and fortunately I have always been in the house and not outside somewhere…. so doggers are usually safe.

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And I have always been under the impression that Ladies don't fart. I now feel that my first 43 years on this earth have been nothing but a myth. Damn this site!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Its commonly known as 'the follow through'..."

or 'sharting'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

POLO behave girl (Soapy has head down bog) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"POLO behave girl (Soapy has head down bog) xx

Wrong forum Soapy... this one is about shitting not puking lol!! Hope you start feeling better real soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Its commonly known as 'the follow through'...

or 'sharting'

Or trumps with lumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its commonly known as 'the follow through'...

or 'sharting'

Or trumps with lumps

Trust you xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

BOAK!!!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

You mean your not supposed to shit yourself when you fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean your not supposed to shit yourself when you fart?

Mmmmmmm.... Fancy meeting? lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever farted and shit yourself by accident?

I have and fortunately I have always been in the house and not outside somewhere…. so doggers are usually safe.

no, ive sneezed and pissed myself tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there was me thinking the women on this site were all ladies.

Shocked, shocked, going to have to lie down

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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