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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning" Get him to stick it through the letter box but don't tell him you have a dog | |||
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"Sometimes I can't sleep and log on here at silly o'clock just for a quiet browse on the forum.The quality of messages I get at this time of the morning are really poor and shockingly bad! !...I'm really not surprised you've had a message like that ...ive had very similar and I end up thinking "really? !"... " I get the oddest messages when online during the small hours. | |||
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"Well you want to see of my replies lol. Honestly what do they expect at that time ? X" Fancy a fuck? | |||
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"As a total insomniac I do get some loopy messages in the wee small hours. Most commonly it would appear rather a number of 'gentlemen' are willing to part with varying sums of money to see my boobs. I generally respond with something along the lines of 'stay in the warm, save your pennies and refer to my photos - they're there for all to see. Enjoy'. Not sure why they think anyone would actually agree to such a request. " And what a nice pair you have Jane | |||
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"And yet some people like to meet early morning and not just men..yep it's a funny diverse world this Fab malarkey " Meet? People keep using this word, I don't think it means what they think it means. Bonus point for use of the word "malarkey". | |||
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"As a total insomniac I do get some loopy messages in the wee small hours. Most commonly it would appear rather a number of 'gentlemen' are willing to part with varying sums of money to see my boobs. I generally respond with something along the lines of 'stay in the warm, save your pennies and refer to my photos - they're there for all to see. Enjoy'. Not sure why they think anyone would actually agree to such a request. And what a nice pair you have Jane" yeah that | |||
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"As a total insomniac I do get some loopy messages in the wee small hours. Most commonly it would appear rather a number of 'gentlemen' are willing to part with varying sums of money to see my boobs. I generally respond with something along the lines of 'stay in the warm, save your pennies and refer to my photos - they're there for all to see. Enjoy'. Not sure why they think anyone would actually agree to such a request. And what a nice pair you have Jane" Thank you kindly lady | |||
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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning" well it could have been worse he could have said he'd come round fuck you and hang around for a few day's... nothing worse than clingy men | |||
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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning well it could have been worse he could have said he'd come round fuck you and hang around for a few day's... nothing worse than clingy men " Unless he is going to make himself useful...trim the hedge, sort out the dodgy shelf...maybe look at the brakes on the car...organise the loft | |||
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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning well it could have been worse he could have said he'd come round fuck you and hang around for a few day's... nothing worse than clingy men Unless he is going to make himself useful...trim the hedge, sort out the dodgy shelf...maybe look at the brakes on the car...organise the loft" And satisfy the lady whenever she wishes too | |||
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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning well it could have been worse he could have said he'd come round fuck you and hang around for a few day's... nothing worse than clingy men Unless he is going to make himself useful...trim the hedge, sort out the dodgy shelf...maybe look at the brakes on the car...organise the loft And satisfy the lady whenever she wishes too " What, by doing the ironing, washing the dishes and bringing wine and chocolate on demand? | |||
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"Well you want to see of my replies lol. Honestly what do they expect at that time ? X Fancy a fuck? " Yeah, alright then lol x | |||
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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning well it could have been worse he could have said he'd come round fuck you and hang around for a few day's... nothing worse than clingy men Unless he is going to make himself useful...trim the hedge, sort out the dodgy shelf...maybe look at the brakes on the car...organise the loft And satisfy the lady whenever she wishes too What, by doing the ironing, washing the dishes and bringing wine and chocolate on demand?" Well if your offering a couple of other ways too | |||
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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning" The time is kind of irrelevant, who in their right mind would do that at any time of the day? | |||
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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning well it could have been worse he could have said he'd come round fuck you and hang around for a few day's... nothing worse than clingy men Unless he is going to make himself useful...trim the hedge, sort out the dodgy shelf...maybe look at the brakes on the car...organise the loft And satisfy the lady whenever she wishes too What, by doing the ironing, washing the dishes and bringing wine and chocolate on demand? Well if your offering a couple of other ways too " Oooo hang on, be round in a minute! Lol | |||
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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning" Errrrrrrm, was he an emergency plumber? | |||
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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning well it could have been worse he could have said he'd come round fuck you and hang around for a few day's... nothing worse than clingy men Unless he is going to make himself useful...trim the hedge, sort out the dodgy shelf...maybe look at the brakes on the car...organise the loft And satisfy the lady whenever she wishes too What, by doing the ironing, washing the dishes and bringing wine and chocolate on demand? Well if your offering a couple of other ways too Oooo hang on, be round in a minute! Lol " Excellent oiled, start with the kjitchen would you | |||
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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning well it could have been worse he could have said he'd come round fuck you and hang around for a few day's... nothing worse than clingy men Unless he is going to make himself useful...trim the hedge, sort out the dodgy shelf...maybe look at the brakes on the car...organise the loft And satisfy the lady whenever she wishes too What, by doing the ironing, washing the dishes and bringing wine and chocolate on demand? Well if your offering a couple of other ways too Oooo hang on, be round in a minute! Lol Excellent oiled, start with the kjitchen would you " Lol, would that bed with our without anything on except an apron? | |||
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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning well it could have been worse he could have said he'd come round fuck you and hang around for a few day's... nothing worse than clingy men Unless he is going to make himself useful...trim the hedge, sort out the dodgy shelf...maybe look at the brakes on the car...organise the loft And satisfy the lady whenever she wishes too What, by doing the ironing, washing the dishes and bringing wine and chocolate on demand? Well if your offering a couple of other ways too Oooo hang on, be round in a minute! Lol Excellent oiled, start with the kjitchen would you Lol, would that bed with our without anything on except an apron? " Way too early in the morning for that | |||
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"Just got a message off a guy says he would come round and fuck me and go. Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning well it could have been worse he could have said he'd come round fuck you and hang around for a few day's... nothing worse than clingy men Unless he is going to make himself useful...trim the hedge, sort out the dodgy shelf...maybe look at the brakes on the car...organise the loft And satisfy the lady whenever she wishes too What, by doing the ironing, washing the dishes and bringing wine and chocolate on demand? Well if your offering a couple of other ways too Oooo hang on, be round in a minute! Lol Excellent oiled, start with the kjitchen would you Lol, would that bed with our without anything on except an apron? Way too early in the morning for that " Yes your right. *control yourself oiled* | |||
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" Who in the right mind would let a stranger in there house at 3-45 in the morning" It depends if he's wearing red and coming down the chimney | |||
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"Well you want to see of my replies lol. Honestly what do they expect at that time ? X Fancy a fuck? Yeah, alright then lol x" | |||
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