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over a year ago

Merry Christmases

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over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

Would you like to sit on santa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes I wants a present!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's this one mena

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work Christmas party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Work Christmas party?"

Yes psychic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Work Christmas party?"

Only for the libraries not the drinking one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a bit of early doors drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have to go to work tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of early doors drinking

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early doors the programme though as an asides not funny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have to go to work tomorrow?

Yes must be quiet too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To be fair not my fault Christine made very strong cosmos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of early doors drinking

early doors the programme though as an asides not funny?"

Its what we call afternoon drinking, we often go into Nottingham for a cheeky afternoon session during the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Santa has lots of presents, just need to rummage around in the sack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of early doors drinking

early doors the programme though as an asides not funny?

Its what we call afternoon drinking, we often go into Nottingham for a cheeky afternoon session during the week."

I never got it left me a bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Santa has lots of presents, just need to rummage around in the sack

OK rummaged what have I got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa. "

What's them then?

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over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.

What's them then?

And entirely different definition of the word good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.

What's them then?

And entirely different definition of the word good

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.

What's them then?

And entirely different definition of the word good

Eh?

If you did things that made you feel good then that counts as a good thing you did. Especially if you made someone else feel good too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love d*unk Vara

Merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.

What's them then?

And entirely different definition of the word good

Eh?

If you did things that made you feel good then that counts as a good thing you did. Especially if you made someone else feel good too. "

Oh erm think so then. But what is my present???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love d*unk Vara

Merry Christmas

I love ruby woos you just like my real world ruby! My ruby is gorgeous and takes no shuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.

What's them then?

And entirely different definition of the word good

Eh?

If you did things that made you feel good then that counts as a good thing you did. Especially if you made someone else feel good too.

Oh erm think so then. But what is my present???

Your present is snuggles with me

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over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

It's okay there are 2 Santa's one for good girls and one for bad girls that's why they need a list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may want to ask Father Christmas for a new liver for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You may want to ask Father Christmas for a new liver for Christmas "

It's ok destiny I dot drinks often

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I love d*unk Vara

Merry Christmas

Was about to post the same!! Merry Christmas lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step away from the phone......do you want boobs?

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over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

It's okay there are 2 Santa's one for good girls and one for bad girls that's why they need a list

What's bad santa called? Should I write to him instead?

Dear bad santa I want essential fancy fuck messages more orgasm

Yours varad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Step away from the phone......do you want boobs?"

Yes please

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"What's this one mena

Queen of Tease told me it mena you like anal sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love d*unk Vara

Merry Christmas

Was about to post the same!! Merry Christmas lovely xx"

Merry Christmas gorgeous xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh, Vara...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's this one mena

Queen of Tease told me it mena you like anal sex.

Im not sure yet they need a half one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhh, Vara...

Does you change name so I can't find you and perv?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tee hee, naughty Vara

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.

What's them then?

And entirely different definition of the word good

Eh?

If you did things that made you feel good then that counts as a good thing you did. Especially if you made someone else feel good too.

Oh erm think so then. But what is my present???

Your present is snuggles with me

No sit down let's dance!!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"What's this one mena

Queen of Tease told me it mena you like anal sex.

Im not sure yet they need a half one

Bend over, i'll see if i can convince you to take a full one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tee hee, naughty Vara

I was good Christine makes during drinks honest sure she put doubles in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step away from the phone......do you want boobs?

Yes please

Boobies!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's this one mena

Queen of Tease told me it mena you like anal sex.

Im not sure yet they need a half one

Bend over, i'll see if i can convince you to take a full one.

Have to catch me I want to dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh, Vara...

Does you change name so I can't find you and perv?

It's Harley!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Step away from the phone......do you want boobs?

Yes please

Boobies!!!! "

I love boobies meanings of life!!!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

It's okay there are 2 Santa's one for good girls and one for bad girls that's why they need a list

What's bad santa called? Should I write to him instead?

Dear bad santa I want essential fancy fuck messages more orgasm

Yours varad"

Bad Santa is called Billy Bob Thornton.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhh, Vara...

Does you change name so I can't find you and perv?

It's Harley!"

I know luckily I recognise avatar hold still I holistic you won't lose you then

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over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

It's okay there are 2 Santa's one for good girls and one for bad girls that's why they need a list

What's bad santa called? Should I write to him instead?

Dear bad santa I want essential fancy fuck messages more orgasm

Yours varad

Bad Santa is called Billy Bob Thornton.

But I don't like him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

Merry Christmas lovely.

I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Merry Christmas Vara ..... I've something for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

Merry Christmas lovely.

I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think."

Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Vara,

How many hours drinking time have you got left..?!

I'm out later, we can compare d*unken ramblings tomorrow

Have fun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas Vara ..... I've something for you

Oooo ooohhh wha???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

Would you like to sit on satan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh, Vara...

Does you change name so I can't find you and perv?

It's Harley!

I know luckily I recognise avatar hold still I holistic you won't lose you then

Is bondage tape involved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You may want to ask Father Christmas for a new liver for Christmas

It's ok destiny I dot drinks often"

In that case maybe a set of shot glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love d*unk Vara

Merry Christmas

I love ruby woos you just like my real world ruby! My ruby is gorgeous and takes no shuts!

I'm not really called Ruby but I take no shuts either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

Merry Christmas lovely.

I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.

Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip

I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

It's okay there are 2 Santa's one for good girls and one for bad girls that's why they need a list

What's bad santa called? Should I write to him instead?

Dear bad santa I want essential fancy fuck messages more orgasm

Yours varad"

That's pretty much what my letter said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.

What's them then?

And entirely different definition of the word good

Eh?

If you did things that made you feel good then that counts as a good thing you did. Especially if you made someone else feel good too.

Oh erm think so then. But what is my present???

Your present is snuggles with me

No sit down let's dance!!"

Ok we can dance, I hope you haven't got to the stage of d*unkenness where I mostly support you as we just about manage to move in time to the music though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhh, Vara...

Does you change name so I can't find you and perv?

It's Harley!

I know luckily I recognise avatar hold still I holistic you won't lose you then

Is bondage tape involved?

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fucking auto carrot hot list!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Vara,

How many hours drinking time have you got left..?!

I'm out later, we can compare d*unken ramblings tomorrow

Have fun x"

Bones this was just in buildings real one next week's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you

Probably not I've not been good

It's okay there are 2 Santa's one for good girls and one for bad girls that's why they need a list

What's bad santa called? Should I write to him instead?

Dear bad santa I want essential fancy fuck messages more orgasm

Yours varad

Bad Santa is called Billy Bob Thornton.

But I don't like him

Bad Santa appears as you want him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You may want to ask Father Christmas for a new liver for Christmas

It's ok destiny I dot drinks often

In that case maybe a set of shot glasses

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love d*unk Vara

Merry Christmas

I love ruby woos you just like my real world ruby! My ruby is gorgeous and takes no shuts!

I'm not really called Ruby but I take no shuts either

"
honestly I thought when I joined for ages you were my real rubies was waiting for you to recognise me but my rubies I don't show bodies too she's my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry pisstmas Lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

Merry Christmas lovely.

I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.

Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip

I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner."

I meant syrip phone plot against me today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry pisstmas Lovely!

Is it? That's what I said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Struggling to keep up sorry if missed anyone I can't find my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so looking forward to the mornings post drinking posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so looking forward to the mornings post drinking posts

I don't gets the hangovers though I'm pecial no cheeky comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

Merry Christmas lovely.

I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.

Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip

I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner.

I meant syrip phone plot against me today"

Of course, you keep telling yourself that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

Merry Christmas lovely.

I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.

Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip

I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner.

I meant syrip phone plot against me today

Of course, you keep telling yourself that...

You Mr stop teasing me with these socials I want a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D*unk Vara you're a fabulous lady.

Next time I'm in your vicinity the double cosmo's are on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg lol

errrrm hope you're having fun!

'hiccup'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Humbug

Stop grumping I have none of that it's good times

You grump you leave varad stand none more moany men today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D*unk Vara you're a fabulous lady.

Next time I'm in your vicinity the double cosmo's are on me. "

Mrs your welcome anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

Merry Christmas lovely.

I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.

Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip

I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner.

I meant syrip phone plot against me today

Of course, you keep telling yourself that...

I have to there's only me that replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

Merry Christmas lovely.

I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.

Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip

I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner.

I meant syrip phone plot against me today

Of course, you keep telling yourself that...

I have to there's only me that replies

Be nice or I'll take you for bean curd instead tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

Merry Christmas lovely.

I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.

Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip

I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner.

I meant syrip phone plot against me today

Of course, you keep telling yourself that...

I have to there's only me that replies

Be nice or I'll take you for bean curd instead tomorrow."

You will have to tie me down o bean curds but I like the darkness of that place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Merry Christmases

try/attempt to say

"peter piper picked a peck of pickle peppers"

in real life and see if you can do it in a d*unken state ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humbug

Stop grumping I have none of that it's good times

You grump you leave varad stand none more moany men today

I just need some festive cheer varad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss head

Hope your having a good time lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

try/attempt to say

"peter piper picked a peck of pickle peppers"

in real life and see if you can do it in a d*unken state ....

Peter piper picked a prick

Picked the price of Peter

Peter paid the price

dah dah *jazz say hamds*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Santa has lots of presents, just need to rummage around in the sack

OK rummaged what have I got?

You have a nice piece of meat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Humbug

Stop grumping I have none of that it's good times

You grump you leave varad stand none more moany men today

I just need some festive cheer varad

I said merry Christmases

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I wants a present!!

Santa has lots of presents, just need to rummage around in the sack

OK rummaged what have I got?

You have a nice piece of meat

I don't want meat I want a video game now I know why he is called bad santa he's shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

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over a year ago

"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

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over a year ago

"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

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over a year ago

"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

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over a year ago

"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a tad tiddly smudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merry Christmases

I'd join you, but I'm feeling the after effects of a couple of midweek drinks last night!

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Peter piper picked a prick

Picked the price of Peter

Peter paid the price

dah dah *jazz say hamds*

hehe I knew it you couldn't properlt do/say it, but I guess you made the effort in trying...

now remember to have fun and not go too crazy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled

lol

........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?

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over a year ago

"Are you a tad tiddly smudge

Sobered up alot now booooi

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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled

lol

........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?"

Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph

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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled

lol

........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?

Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph

he has a nose like this -

you're hilarious when you've had a few!

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over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Aw I wish I got like you when I get d*unk Vara, I just get sleepy

I'm boring!

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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled

lol

........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?

Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph

he has a nose like this -

you're hilarious when you've had a few!

Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx

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over a year ago

"Aw I wish I got like you when I get d*unk Vara, I just get sleepy

I'm boring!"

I get sleepy off one. Smashed off 2. Horny off 3. And vomit on 4 it's a cheap night

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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled

lol

........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?

Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph

he has a nose like this -

you're hilarious when you've had a few!

Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx

perhaps you're in a car?

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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled

lol

........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?

Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph

he has a nose like this -

you're hilarious when you've had a few!

Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx

perhaps you're in a car?

Tardis mayb? Shit tarnished though very 90s

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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled

lol

........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?

Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph

he has a nose like this -

you're hilarious when you've had a few!

Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx

perhaps you're in a car?

Tardis mayb? Shit tarnished though very 90s

if it's tarnished with shit you're in the red phone box rather than the blue one!

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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled

lol

........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?

Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph

he has a nose like this -

you're hilarious when you've had a few!

Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx

perhaps you're in a car?

Tardis mayb? Shit tarnished though very 90s

if it's tarnished with shit you're in the red phone box rather than the blue one!

Tardis fucking phone there's no funny dial-a-ma-bobs

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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled

lol

........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?

Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph

he has a nose like this -

you're hilarious when you've had a few!

Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx

perhaps you're in a car?

Tardis mayb? Shit tarnished though very 90s

if it's tarnished with shit you're in the red phone box rather than the blue one!

Tardis fucking phone there's no funny dial-a-ma-bobs"

ah, you just dial 999 to get those.............. no don't!!

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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled

lol

........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?

Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph

he has a nose like this -

you're hilarious when you've had a few!

Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx

perhaps you're in a car?

Tardis mayb? Shit tarnished though very 90s

if it's tarnished with shit you're in the red phone box rather than the blue one!

Tardis fucking phone there's no funny dial-a-ma-bobs

ah, you just dial 999 to get those.............. no don't!!

Sorry I meant dial-a-ma-boobs

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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!

No more for me now must be pod cooking tes

oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?

.......okay I'll just have a half then!

It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k

peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.

Awwwwe lol

Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled

lol

........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?

Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph

he has a nose like this -

you're hilarious when you've had a few!

Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx

perhaps you're in a car?

Tardis mayb? Shit tarnished though very 90s

if it's tarnished with shit you're in the red phone box rather than the blue one!

Tardis fucking phone there's no funny dial-a-ma-bobs

ah, you just dial 999 to get those.............. no don't!!

Sorry I meant dial-a-ma-boobs

"
lol

I've got moobs & my business card should be on the wall there somewhere. ..........If it's on the floor can you stick it back up for me?

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"..Sorry I meant dial-a-ma-boobs

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I've got moobs & my business card should be on the wall there somewhere. ..........If it's on the floor can you stick it back up for me?

Moobs r us back on the wall

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"..Sorry I meant dial-a-ma-boobs

lol

I've got moobs & my business card should be on the wall there somewhere. ..........If it's on the floor can you stick it back up for me?

Moobs r us back on the wall

Good, you found it then!

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Aww has she crashed?? Love talking to d*unk people

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