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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A song in my head and dying to go to the little girls room...What did you wake up to...oh yes and bloody rain on the windows...

Morning btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thirst and a small person had snuck into mummies bed for a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A thirst and a small person had snuck into mummies bed for a cuddle

Aww sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers slipping inside me. Got me so turned on. Think we'll both have a spring in our step today now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up needing a wee

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fingers slipping inside me. Got me so turned on. Think we'll both have a spring in our step today now

Have a good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up needing a wee

Morning

Morning again trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soggy boxers again

i love wet dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"soggy boxers again

i love wet dreams"

You sleep clothed...how dare you didn't you know all swingers sleep naked ( tongue firmly in cheek)

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

on my own again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"on my own again

Look at the positive atleast you woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"soggy boxers again

i love wet dreams

You sleep clothed...how dare you didn't you know all swingers sleep naked ( tongue firmly in cheek)

Has to be naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up to Bellowhead - Alabama Roll

I'm gutted they're splitting up before I got a chance to see them

https://youtu.be/8fXHSRx3M5o

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up to Bellowhead - Alabama Roll

I'm gutted they're splitting up before I got a chance to see them

https://youtu.be/8fXHSRx3M5o

Morning lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up to Pooch who didn't want to go out he considered it far too soggy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up to a rather deep voice that is my eldest son asking where his train fare was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thirst and a small person had snuck into mummies bed for a cuddle

Aw that is sweet. I remember when my little person used to do this, They grow into big persons far too quickly!!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Morning Zoya... I woke up to a ping on my phone, I forgot to put it on silent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up to Pooch who didn't want to go out he considered it far too soggy xx

I don't blame him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up to a rather deep voice that is my eldest son asking where his train fare was"

Not a morning mum then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Zoya... I woke up to a ping on my phone, I forgot to put it on silent

And it wasn't me so ya canny blame me for this one today

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"soggy boxers again

i love wet dreams"

Don't know why but this just made me gip a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up to two little people wanting breakfast and power rangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband ringing me at 4.45 am telling me he's here. He was early and I was still asleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"soggy boxers again

i love wet dreams

Don't know why but this just made me gip a bit! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up to two little people wanting breakfast and power rangers"

Busy morning then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woke up to a rather deep voice that is my eldest son asking where his train fare was

Not a morning mum then

Nope!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was woken by the phone ...... Play partner giving me an early morning call

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex husband ringing me at 4.45 am telling me he's here. He was early and I was still asleep."

Ohh not the best way to be woken

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Morning Zoya... I woke up to a ping on my phone, I forgot to put it on silent

And it wasn't me so ya canny blame me for this one today

Not this time, but I can blame Mr W...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up to a rather deep voice that is my eldest son asking where his train fare was

Not a morning mum then

Nope!!!"

Pffft...hows the leg ...still attached?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woke up to two little people wanting breakfast and power rangers

Busy morning then

As always.. they slashing about in the bath.. so noisy, my poor neighbours..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was woken by the phone ...... Play partner giving me an early morning call

Those I don't mind waking to...Morning lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Zoya... I woke up to a ping on my phone, I forgot to put it on silent

And it wasn't me so ya canny blame me for this one today

Not this time, but I can blame Mr W... "

Woo hoooo im sure you can find a punishment for him ...And morning again my lovely...coffee time and since ya up early go make the bolly sauce from scratch hahahaha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up to two little people wanting breakfast and power rangers

Busy morning then

As always.. they slashing about in the bath.. so noisy, my poor neighbours..lol"

Awww bless em...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woke up to Bellowhead - Alabama Roll

I'm gutted they're splitting up before I got a chance to see them

https://youtu.be/8fXHSRx3M5o

Morning lovely"

Morning.xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up to Bellowhead - Alabama Roll

I'm gutted they're splitting up before I got a chance to see them

https://youtu.be/8fXHSRx3M5o

Morning lovely

Morning.xxx"

Have a lovely day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was woken by the phone ...... Play partner giving me an early morning call

Those I don't mind waking to...Morning lovely lady "

Morning sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was woken by the phone ...... Play partner giving me an early morning call

Those I don't mind waking to...Morning lovely lady

Morning sexy lady

Im still on the hunt for a dress...waiting a wee while longer but I do adore yours...Hope your good and congrats again on the new job x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up to 3 little four legged friends

And the Turkish Delight sky

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up to 3 little four legged friends

And the Turkish Delight sky

Morning

Morning lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was woken by the phone ...... Play partner giving me an early morning call

Those I don't mind waking to...Morning lovely lady

Morning sexy lady

Im still on the hunt for a dress...waiting a wee while longer but I do adore yours...Hope your good and congrats again on the new job x"

My Santa dress ???

I haven't worn it this year.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A headache, need a wee and the cat on me

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By *ony5Man
over a year ago

somewhere

I woke up to the cat looking at me wanting her breakfast.

Morning everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was woken by the phone ...... Play partner giving me an early morning call

Those I don't mind waking to...Morning lovely lady

Morning sexy lady

Im still on the hunt for a dress...waiting a wee while longer but I do adore yours...Hope your good and congrats again on the new job x

My Santa dress ???

I haven't worn it this year.

No the pvc long blk one x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A headache, need a wee and the cat on me"

Hope the headache goes x

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By *eubenesqueWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I woke up with a super itchy back (healing tattoo) and it's driving me to distraction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was woken by the phone ...... Play partner giving me an early morning call

Those I don't mind waking to...Morning lovely lady

Morning sexy lady

Im still on the hunt for a dress...waiting a wee while longer but I do adore yours...Hope your good and congrats again on the new job x

My Santa dress ???

I haven't worn it this year.

No the pvc long blk one x"

That one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"soggy boxers again

i love wet dreams

Don't know why but this just made me gip a bit! "

I have never had a 'wet dream'

Woke up in an unfamiliar house desperately trying to remember where the toilet was. Pretty sure my aunt doesn't need to see even the outline of my morning glory..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up to the cat looking at me wanting her breakfast.

Morning everyone. "

Mines too busy in the santa bag I have in the corner of the room think shes wrapping my present up cos there's quite a commotion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was woken by the phone ...... Play partner giving me an early morning call

Those I don't mind waking to...Morning lovely lady

Morning sexy lady

Im still on the hunt for a dress...waiting a wee while longer but I do adore yours...Hope your good and congrats again on the new job x

My Santa dress ???

I haven't worn it this year.

No the pvc long blk one x

That one

Its going to be the first thing I purchase after ive got to where I need to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"soggy boxers again

i love wet dreams

Don't know why but this just made me gip a bit!

I have never had a 'wet dream'

Woke up in an unfamiliar house desperately trying to remember where the toilet was. Pretty sure my aunt doesn't need to see even the outline of my morning glory.."

some aunts would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A drip!

Unfortunately it was the kitchen roof leaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two little ones in the bedroom giggling heard me move and said quick hide it mummies coming. Never did find out what they hid lol x morning all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A drip!

Unfortunately it was the kitchen roof leaking "

Ohh no not good...hope you can sort it

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Morning Zoya... I woke up to a ping on my phone, I forgot to put it on silent

And it wasn't me so ya canny blame me for this one today

Not this time, but I can blame Mr W...

Woo hoooo im sure you can find a punishment for him ...And morning again my lovely...coffee time and since ya up early go make the bolly sauce from scratch hahahaha x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two little ones in the bedroom giggling heard me move and said quick hide it mummies coming. Never did find out what they hid lol x morning all x"

Awww sweet the little uns are entertaining...Morning x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Zoya... I woke up to a ping on my phone, I forgot to put it on silent

And it wasn't me so ya canny blame me for this one today

Not this time, but I can blame Mr W...

Woo hoooo im sure you can find a punishment for him ...And morning again my lovely...coffee time and since ya up early go make the bolly sauce from scratch hahahaha x

does he know what hes let himself in for..debauchery all the way...lucky guy

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By *ornybarMan
over a year ago

clonmel

Woke up with a massive hard on thinking off a certain someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini me asking for a drink and the pup whining. Mini me now fed dressed and parked in front of the electronic babysitter so I had time to sort the dogs cat and rabbit and bag up the laundry as my washer has packed up! So brew with a mate while I use her mashie today.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woke up with a massive hard on thinking off a certain someone "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mini me asking for a drink and the pup whining. Mini me now fed dressed and parked in front of the electronic babysitter so I had time to sort the dogs cat and rabbit and bag up the laundry as my washer has packed up! So brew with a mate while I use her mashie today.x"

Busy morning then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thirst and a small person had snuck into mummies bed for a cuddle

Aw that is sweet. I remember when my little person used to do this, They grow into big persons far too quickly!!

They do bless em

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By *ony5Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I woke up to the cat looking at me wanting her breakfast.

Morning everyone.

Mines too busy in the santa bag I have in the corner of the room think shes wrapping my present up cos there's quite a commotion"

Aaww sometimes they are so thoughtful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up to the cat looking at me wanting her breakfast.

Morning everyone.

Mines too busy in the santa bag I have in the corner of the room think shes wrapping my present up cos there's quite a commotion

Aaww sometimes they are so thoughtful

Aint they just

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Bed to myself yay !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mouth like the bottom of a bird cage

morning huni x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bed to myself yay !

What you done with him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a mouth like the bottom of a bird cage

morning huni x"

Ohh I say not nice then

Morning lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up with a super itchy back (healing tattoo) and it's driving me to distraction!

Do not itch it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke up alone to the sound of the Samba.

.......Okay, Alan Brazil then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"soggy boxers again

i love wet dreams

Don't know why but this just made me gip a bit!

I have never had a 'wet dream'

Woke up in an unfamiliar house desperately trying to remember where the toilet was. Pretty sure my aunt doesn't need to see even the outline of my morning glory.."

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Bed to myself yay !

What you done with him

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packed off to work nothing sinister missy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bed to myself yay !

What you done with him

packed off to work nothing sinister missy

Phew....coffee lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I said i woke up this morning and got myself a beer" anybody?

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Bed to myself yay !

What you done with him

packed off to work nothing sinister missy

Phew....coffee lovely "

Love one mwahh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bed to myself yay !

What you done with him

packed off to work nothing sinister missy

Phew....coffee lovely

Love one mwahh "

God I'm good to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a mouth like the bottom of a bird cage

morning huni x

Ohh I say not nice then

Morning lovely x"

all sorted now thanx to oralB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thirst and a small person had snuck into mummies bed for a cuddle

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a mouth like the bottom of a bird cage

morning huni x

Ohh I say not nice then

Morning lovely x

all sorted now thanx to oralB

Jolly good...brew time now then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I said i woke up this morning and got myself a beer" anybody?"

No idea, I'd rather have a coffee!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"A headache, need a wee and the cat on me

Hope the headache goes x"

Thank you x training course at work wont help!

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Bed to myself yay !

What you done with him

packed off to work nothing sinister missy

Phew....coffee lovely

Love one mwahh

God I'm good to you

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X noted and appreciated ta muchly x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A headache, need a wee and the cat on me

Hope the headache goes x

Thank you x training course at work wont help! "

Ohh noo....well just think of them either all naked if they look good or dressed in something silly if they aint up to scratch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bed to myself yay !

What you done with him

packed off to work nothing sinister missy

Phew....coffee lovely

Love one mwahh

God I'm good to you

X noted and appreciated ta muchly x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pencil in my hair and the realisation I didn't finish my assignment that's due at midday. Thank goodness my boss is fantastic. Almost done now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a mouth like the bottom of a bird cage

morning huni x

Ohh I say not nice then

Morning lovely x

all sorted now thanx to oralB

Jolly good...brew time now then

yes a brew would go down lovely cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pencil in my hair and the realisation I didn't finish my assignment that's due at midday. Thank goodness my boss is fantastic. Almost done now! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a mouth like the bottom of a bird cage

morning huni x

Ohh I say not nice then

Morning lovely x

all sorted now thanx to oralB

Jolly good...brew time now then

yes a brew would go down lovely cheers

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

A cold wet nose tapping my cheek....I'd overslept and it was breakfast time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I said i woke up this morning and got myself a beer" anybody?

No idea, I'd rather have a coffee!"

Lyrics from a song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cold wet nose tapping my cheek....I'd overslept and it was breakfast time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I said i woke up this morning and got myself a beer" anybody?

No idea, I'd rather have a coffee!

Lyrics from a song"

I was thinking films!

The doors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up alone with morning glory. What a waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I said i woke up this morning and got myself a beer" anybody?

No idea, I'd rather have a coffee!

Lyrics from a song

I was thinking films!

The doors?"

Oooh well googled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I said i woke up this morning and got myself a beer" anybody?

No idea, I'd rather have a coffee!

Lyrics from a song

I was thinking films!

The doors?

Oooh well googled

You tube actually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I said i woke up this morning and got myself a beer" anybody?

No idea, I'd rather have a coffee!

Lyrics from a song

I was thinking films!

The doors?

Oooh well googled

You tube actually!

Good song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I said i woke up this morning and got myself a beer" anybody?

No idea, I'd rather have a coffee!

Lyrics from a song

I was thinking films!

The doors?

Oooh well googled

You tube actually!

Good song"

I grew up on music from that era, can't stand modern pop/rap/hip hop shite!

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