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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....when you realize that you are OLD.

I listened to a comedian do a bit on the moment he knew he was old. It was when his balls touched the water when he sat on the toilet.

Mine was a little while ago when I got a message saying I was an older more experienced woman

What was your moment?!? (Unless you haven't had one yet, in which case, screw you anyway! )

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving through town on a weekend night thinking "she'll catch her death in that".

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Lol I know I'm old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you fall over and you tell people you had "a fall" - instant old age!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

If you've realised you're old at 27, then us 40+ should just give up now

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Growing up in the 80s and thinking the 60s was 'ages' ago - but realising the 80s now is more akin to the 50s when I was growing up - scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I found my first grey hair......and it fell out!!

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

When I start using my mother's and grandmothers quotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I don't jump out of bed & start walking without checking 1st that all my joints are working....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was that long ago,I no longer remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising "Last Christmas" by Wham was 31 years ago!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old? You're not old!!!

I started going grey at 19. Now I have about 50% white hairs and they're nearly all at the front. I find pretending to be young extremely difficult when I'm having to make hair appointments every 6 weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old? You're not old!!!

I started going grey at 19. Now I have about 50% white hairs and they're nearly all at the front. I find pretending to be young extremely difficult when I'm having to make hair appointments every 6 weeks!"
hey Nell you have an amazing figure forever young

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you've realised you're old at 27, then us 40+ should just give up now "

Hey hey, I'm just following the breadcrumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chipperoo hehe an older experienced woman that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago, Still in my 20s,

I was working in a school and a young child came up to me and said,

"Sir can you tell me where the art room is"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many years ago, Still in my 20s,

I was working in a school and a young child came up to me and said,

"Sir can you tell me where the art room is"

"

Well, sir, did you know the answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I started getting middle age spread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising that Ralf Macchio who played tbe Karate Kid is now 54 made me realise I was getting on a bit the other day

That and when I get up out of a low chair I get a head rush better than any drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the doormen seem to ID everyone in front of you then just wave you through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember it well it was 1997 and I tuned over to radio 2 as radio 1 had the dreaded hiss crackle reception, terry wogan had just put on Duran Duran this is plant earth and I thought... Wait a God damn minute, what's this great song from my childhood doing on radio 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I started getting middle age spread! "
and a sexy large arse

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

When a woman said to her child in Asda "watch out you nearly ran into that lady" about me when did I stop being "girl"?!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"....when you realize that you are OLD.

I listened to a comedian do a bit on the moment he knew he was old. It was when his balls touched the water when he sat on the toilet.

Mine was a little while ago when I got a message saying I was an older more experienced woman

What was your moment?!? (Unless you haven't had one yet, in which case, screw you anyway! )

-Courtney"

Courtney I am more than twice your age. Your post has made me feel like Methuselah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Courtney started a thread saying 'she' felt old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eldest son was 15 on Monday . That was my realisation.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

When music in clubs became an unintelligible racket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that my knees are buggered after working in the hospitality industry for almost ten years.

And the fact that I've been in the hospitality industry for almost ten years.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Old is a state of mind.

We don't stop playing because we get old

We get old because we stop playing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 29 I'm still a nipper and I refuse to grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my kids told me I couldn't dance as it was embarrassing them

Fukin liberty!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You're 27!!

I'm 48 and feel at least 10 years younger. I have time to do what I want now and intend to enjoy myself.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

PS To respond to the OP, when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my kids told me I couldn't dance as it was embarrassing them

Fukin liberty!"

my eldest visibly cringes when I dance. It's hilarious and I do it as often as possible!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oi, to everyone saying I'm only 27, don't get on my back about this. I'm just reading the writing on the wall...or in my inbox as the case may be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the question?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'll let you know when I get there!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was out clubbing with my friends and I looked at all the girls and said without thinking...

If she was my kid I would make her go home and put some clothes on....

Instant oh shit, I have turned into my dad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a 27 year old said they were old, that's when I knew I was screwed.

Oh, that and when sitting down to put my socks on became a necessity rather than a choice!!

Bx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can finish the lyrics your probably old.

There's a gentleman that's going round, turning the joint upside down.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My spam email tells me I'm old.

I used to get viagra emails, now I get planning for my funeral ones.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"My spam email tells me I'm old.

I used to get viagra emails, now I get planning for my funeral ones. "

I get funeral and saga junk mail

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Sat in the barbers and all you see is wrinkles when you smile and a receding hairline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it seems everyone's age preference stops at forty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can finish the lyrics your probably old.

There's a gentleman that's going round, turning the joint upside down..... "

Stool pigeon at tach cha ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can finish the lyrics your probably old.

There's a gentleman that's going round, turning the joint upside down.....

Stool pigeon at tach cha ta "

Old fart

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I really don't feel old, even though I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I realised I was old when I became invisible. Invisible trying to order drinks or food, invisible in a queue, overlooked in favour of younger models in life.

I just wave and shout louder nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can finish the lyrics your probably old.

There's a gentleman that's going round, turning the joint upside down.....

Stool pigeon at tach cha ta

Old fart "

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you fart in public and people aren't surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My spam email tells me I'm old.

I used to get viagra emails, now I get planning for my funeral ones.

I get funeral and saga junk mail "

I haven't had the saga yet, I know its imminent though

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Old? You're not old!!!

I started going grey at 19. Now I have about 50% white hairs and they're nearly all at the front. I find pretending to be young extremely difficult when I'm having to make hair appointments every 6 weeks!"

I feel your pain. I found my first one aged 11 or 12. When I hit 30 they multiplied exponentially.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I realised I left school 20 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old? You're not old!!!

I started going grey at 19. Now I have about 50% white hairs and they're nearly all at the front. I find pretending to be young extremely difficult when I'm having to make hair appointments every 6 weeks!

I feel your pain. I found my first one aged 11 or 12. When I hit 30 they multiplied exponentially."

I toy with the idea of going "natural" every now and then, but I always bottle it (excuse the pun). 33 is a little too young for the salt and pepper look.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you walk into a room .......and think what the hell did I come in here for ?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Old? You're not old!!!

I started going grey at 19. Now I have about 50% white hairs and they're nearly all at the front. I find pretending to be young extremely difficult when I'm having to make hair appointments every 6 weeks!

I feel your pain. I found my first one aged 11 or 12. When I hit 30 they multiplied exponentially.

I toy with the idea of going "natural" every now and then, but I always bottle it (excuse the pun). 33 is a little too young for the salt and pepper look....."

I have gray hairs all over my head. I bought hair color, but I can't bring myself to actually do it. I live in denial.

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By *uesday wednesdayWoman
over a year ago

Chichester

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By *uesday wednesdayWoman
over a year ago

Chichester


"Realising "Last Christmas" by Wham was 31 years ago!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a club a while back with heels on and wished I'd had my slippers on

That was a sad sad day,I must have been ill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill let you know when I get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me was on halloween when my eldest grandson turned 13

ive been kinda avoiding the im old thingy

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

An apprentice girl suggested in an ever so polite way that if she had grey hair like me she dye it .... That just for men is really good you know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Realising "Last Christmas" by Wham was 31 years ago!!!"

I completely refuse to believe this is true. I still remember the video!! Can't be that long ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Realising "Last Christmas" by Wham was 31 years ago!!!

I completely refuse to believe this is true. I still remember the video!! Can't be that long ago"

me to and its still my fav Christmas song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Abfabs Friday night Jools and myself said how comfy the large round sofa looked and next time we should bring a blanket

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

The last time I had a hair cut my hairdresser mentioned for the first time that I had a few grey hairs. I knew this already. I really could have done without her pointing this out to me though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had a few, but I also regularly have to show my id card to buy alcohol so I still get to feel the annoyances of youth.

-marc

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm not complaining or asking for sympathy but what has recently brought home to me that I'm in the older age bracket is that the amount of messages we receive has reduced dramatically since I turned 59. Don't worry, I won't be starting a thread about it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"The last time I had a hair cut my hairdresser mentioned for the first time that I had a few grey hairs. I knew this already. I really could have done without her pointing this out to me though! "

My hairdresser calls them "natural highlights"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"In Abfabs Friday night Jools and myself said how comfy the large round sofa looked and next time we should bring a blanket "

You know you're old when sex is a welcome excuse for a nice lie down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When an unrelated child called me "grandad".

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Oh FK I been old a long time... ..Made a young person laugh today tho when I had to explain *see you next tuesday....

Only old in body not in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old? You're not old!!!

I started going grey at 19. Now I have about 50% white hairs and they're nearly all at the front. I find pretending to be young extremely difficult when I'm having to make hair appointments every 6 weeks!

I feel your pain. I found my first one aged 11 or 12. When I hit 30 they multiplied exponentially.

TI toy with the idea of going "natural" every now and then, but I always bottle it (excuse the pun). 33 is a little too young for the salt and pepper look.....

I have gray hairs all over my head. I bought hair color, but I can't bring myself to actually do it. I live in denial. "
are they Christian grays hairs or at 27 you are saying you're going grey chipperoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a few, but I also regularly have to show my id card to buy alcohol so I still get to feel the annoyances of youth.

-marc"

I can well believe it! You have a very youthful 'glow' about you

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Sat in the barbers and all you see is wrinkles when you smile and a receding hairline "

and when they charge you "senior citizen "rates with out you asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was working away from home with a group of 25 year olds and every time a 80s-90s song came on the radio they would say "I bet you used to dance to this song, Old Man"

I wouldn't mind but I looked as young as some of them,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I told a kid they were too young to remember Culture Club (and id waited over 20 years to see them).

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By *r and mrs 71Couple
over a year ago

colchester

When my son applied for his provisional driving licence.

It hit me.

I'm old.

I cried.

Then I cranked up Justin Beiber, danced like a loon and embarrassed him in front of his mates.

That made me feel better

My body may be 36, but my mind still only feels mid 20s.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had a few, but I also regularly have to show my id card to buy alcohol so I still get to feel the annoyances of youth.

-marc

I can well believe it! You have a very youthful 'glow' about you "

He does, doesn't he

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a few, but I also regularly have to show my id card to buy alcohol so I still get to feel the annoyances of youth.

-marc

I can well believe it! You have a very youthful 'glow' about you "
Nell are you bi get the feeling you fancy chipperoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm constantly flattered for being in my 20's-early 30's...but 40 at the end of the month..

I've only felt old as my eldest nephew/niece are 18,19 recently..plus nearly a great uncle!

I suppose I feel a bit old inside..just really having no kids!(has this kept me young looking I wonder lol)..but..yup...I have some broodism!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had a few, but I also regularly have to show my id card to buy alcohol so I still get to feel the annoyances of youth.

-marc

I can well believe it! You have a very youthful 'glow' about you Nell are you bi get the feeling you fancy chipperoo "

Maybe I fancy her

-Chip

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm often the oldest in a room now - though I. Am back at uni, with students who may as well still be from kindergarten.

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