FabSwingers.com forum: Lick my bean son of bitch!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well well well, I recently met a girl, very shy, classy, well mannered and polite but when we got physical, she was totally different, which at first turned me but when she told me "Lick my bean son of bitch" I could help but burst out laugh and she took it wrong...and left!

What would have you done ?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Licked her bean then shagged the life out of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You 'thought' she was shy, classy and well mannered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have laughed to

I remember a guy telling me to lick his cock like a lollypop

How can you not laugh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have laughed to

I remember a guy telling me to lick his cock like a lollypop

How can you not laugh?

Haha yea I wasn't expected the little "son of bitch" at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's my name, Say my name, bitch!

Now that was unexpected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a good sense of humour when it comes to sex x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughed my arse off I have a bad habit of laughing during sex. Sometimes dirty talk takes me surprise.

I'm fussy with it too, sometimes it's a turn on sometimes it's a turn off.

What I hate though is guys muttering "Cum for me Vara". So tempting to reply "Sorry mate no where fucking near...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like beans, now pot noodle would have been a different matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would have you done ? "

I would have said sumit like......

You suck my sausage and I'll lick your bean,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like laughing during sex. But if you're laughing AT her and her moment/character was shattered, then I understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have licked her bean, cos I am a son of a bitch.

but that's just me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laughed my arse off I have a bad habit of laughing during sex. Sometimes dirty talk takes me surprise.

I'm fussy with it too, sometimes it's a turn on sometimes it's a turn off.

What I hate though is guys muttering "Cum for me Vara". So tempting to reply "Sorry mate no where fucking near...

I love it when guys are fucking me and they say stuff like I'm going to pull my cock and you'll gush all over

They pull their cock out quick......and.....

Ermm nope that's never going to happen

But no matter now many times you tell them they keep trying

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Well well well, I recently met a girl, very shy, classy, well mannered and polite but when we got physical, she was totally different, which at first turned me but when she told me "Lick my bean son of bitch" I could help but burst out laugh and she took it wrong...and left!

Hahaha, epic fail!!!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

What would have you done ? "

I'd have replied "rub your bean on my bean pole and then ride it biatch!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

And I definitely didn't say something even vaguely similar last weekend......

At least my meet had the good sense to save the laughter 'til he was on the way home on Sunday afternoon lol!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Last weekend in a club, whilst getting my cock sucked, I said to a lady can I fuck you, she nodded stop sucking my cock got on all 4s.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would have you done ? "

Bitch didn"t have bring your mum into it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laughed my arse off I have a bad habit of laughing during sex. Sometimes dirty talk takes me surprise.

I'm fussy with it too, sometimes it's a turn on sometimes it's a turn off.

What I hate though is guys muttering "Cum for me Vara". So tempting to reply "Sorry mate no where fucking near...

I love it when guys are fucking me and they say stuff like I'm going to pull my cock and you'll gush all over

They pull their cock out quick......and.....

Ermm nope that's never going to happen

But no matter now many times you tell them they keep trying

Exactly!! failed mystic meg exam there dear

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

God likes a tryer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have laughed back and said what the fuck are you waiting for, lick it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have laughed back and said what the fuck are you waiting for, lick it!!!

How could you say no when said with such commanding voice

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

What would have you done ? "

Not laughed at, maybe laugh with her and enjoy the moment? And maybe more such moments?

Not sure I would have posted about her but realise we all differ and someone will say ' doesn't matter as she may not be on here' ..

Hey ho

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I would have licked her bean but remembered to serve her spaghetti hoops the next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a male friend telling me about his new girlfriend.He told her to talk dirty to him .She was nice but shy and well spoken .They were getting down to it and she turned around and said rip my tights off and fuck me .He laughed and she slapped him .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember a male friend telling me about his new girlfriend.He told her to talk dirty to him .She was nice but shy and well spoken .They were getting down to it and she turned around and said rip my tights off and fuck me .He laughed and she slapped him .

I got to say that's just fooking hilarious, got to clean up the puddle now cos I pissed myself laughing !!!!!

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

muttered fair play and started lapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it makes me laugh I laugh. If they don't like being laughed at they don't see me again.

If it makes me cringe I don't see them again.

Very small things can turn me off very quickly. It's usually something someone says.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck me beautiful!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Suck me beautiful!""

Another classic line

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