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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

To denote a lesbian or a friend of Dorothy to denote a gay man.

These euphemisms never cease to bring a smile to my face.

Do any phrases or sayings make you smile when you hear them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy woman " built for pleasure not for speed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladylickers alway makes me smile

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nob jocky, I first heard this about 20 yrs ago off an 18 yr old girl I was working with at the time when I told her I was bi

Yes, I did shag her later

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Was she a fag hag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet licker and kipper licker!!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Carpet muncher yes

A little light in their loafers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gusset typist !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It made me laugh when I first heard that carpet muncher

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Bats for the other side.

When in the Navy, the term for a gay man was Brown Hatter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Rusty Sheriffs Badge' made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crafty butcher (a man who hides his meat round the back ).

Gay man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown star fish! OMG lol

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

"Bats for the other side.

When in the Navy, the term for a gay man was Brown Hatter."

Don't forget the other one winger an that was "bum bandit"

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

When I get messaged from men wondering if I would waver, I always send a polite no thanks

"I'm not into sword fighting"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillow biter was the first one I heard xx

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Growling at the badger.

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

"Uphill Gardner" ... I can't help but smile and think of 'the fast show' sketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say tighten that flange at work I grin like a small boy hehe.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Willie warmer.

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Rug muncher xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a clown's pocket, or wizard's sleeve are always guaranteed to make me chuckle.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Shirt lifter" I used to think "blimey they must wear long shirts or summat"

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

There was a guy that was called the blouse tucker. His colleagues thought that even shirt lifter was a little too macho for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum guzzling gutter whore - so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queer as a bottle of chips

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Bats for the other side.

When in the Navy, the term for a gay man was Brown Hatter."

Thought it was also the golden rivet brigade.

I always chuckle when lesbians are referred to as, 'women in comfortable shoes'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk trough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her fanny smelt like a rat catchers bait box.

An underwashed beaver.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Growling at the badger.

Or snarling at the beaver

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By *lderlady888Woman
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"likes a set meal for two" lesbian.....

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Took her beard to the wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what I call a gay man?

By his first name mostly

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What if you don't know his first name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turd burglar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also for a woman, gristle grabber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dung packer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny like a clown's pocket, or wizard's sleeve are always guaranteed to make me chuckle.

Clout like a donkeys yawn always makes me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The saying Wet as an otters pocket made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded clam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite miner or fudge packer I heard for a gay man

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By *omPeepingMan
over a year ago

ossett

Beef curtains

My teeth will be hurting when I lick, your beef curtain

And when someone's died their hair. Does curtain match carpet

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Do the collar and cuffs match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you don't know his first name?"

He must do and calls him other things at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you don't know his first name?"

I take his cockniut if my mouth and ask

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

That might work I suppose.

The beast with two backs (a bit Shakespearian I know)

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

Wetter than a Cumbrian doormat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old ladys teatowel holder

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Bowls from the Gas Works end.

Bats for the other side.

Rides the other bus.

He's a bit light on his feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lettuce licker, hanging bacon. And chocolate starfish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clam drinking

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Some great ones I haven't heard before

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