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Do's and dont's at the works Christmas party

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have all been there.. what advice would you give to other FABers to survive or ensure enjoyment of the annual pissup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't stay too late

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Stay at home.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Stick to beer, in my experience at the point of moving to spirits is when the wheels come completely off. One minute you're talking shop with the HR manager and the next your trousers are around you ankles and you are singing bawdy rugby songs to the girl in accounts that started a week ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get pissed and try to fuck the fit bird but don't be depressed when you end up with the not so fit one

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Stay at home. "
this

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Don't mistake it for a swingers social and stick your finger up the bosses wife's arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be the last to leave...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont call naked bar and try and strip/molest the bosses wife.

Dont leave the guy with 200+ tinder dates alone with you partner

Do not piss in the port decanter at the table

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Maintain tipsy but don't get d*unk. And slope off before the carnage starts.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh, and subtly cock block if you know a workmate will wake up filled with regret following a dodgy pull. They won't thank you at the time but will love you for it when they sober up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not throw bread rolls at the MD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not lift the table cloth and puke underneath it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not play spunky biscuit with the cheese biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and subtly cock block if you know a workmate will wake up filled with regret following a dodgy pull. They won't thank you at the time but will love you for it when they sober up."

This

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Don't be the first to arrive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont let anybody dare me to do stuff - once ive had a few drinks i will do things i wouldnt normally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember your with work colleagues not your best friends and don't get pissed .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not. I repeat DO NOT get me vodka redbull...social hand grenade. Pull the pin and 3..2...1...boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as I'm about to embark on mine these are all noted thanks lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always the last to leave but the best behaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont let anybody dare me to do stuff - once ive had a few drinks i will do things i wouldnt normally "

Fancy a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no twerking the MD...

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Don't go off for three days in Warsaw with strippers, lapdancers and prostitutes. Not if you want to still have a wife when you get home anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember your with work colleagues not your best friends and don't get pissed . "

Some of my work colleagues are my best friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't end up in bed with the new girl from accounts who you went on one date and suspected she might be a bit clingy; she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember your with work colleagues not your best friends and don't get pissed .

Some of my work colleagues are my best friends "

Mine are too

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Buy your own drinks. Spirits with lots of ice and mixers, keep topping up with mixers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mistake it for a swingers social and stick your finger up the bosses wife's arse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I've got my 1st proper evening Xmas works do next Friday - they've always been boring lunches before. Can't wait!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont get caught shagging in the stores by cctv!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid calling anyone the "C" word

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By *harma and GregCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Don't go coz all the people you work with are compleat twats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get very d*unk lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My colleague last year found that telling his boss that she is an uptight and generally hated bitch, and then going on to tell the department head that he only promoted the uptight and generally hated bitch, was because he used to fuck her... made it difficult for my colleague to get a promotion he was due

Apparently being honest doesn't help your career

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell your boss that you would...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do a strawnado and then everyone thinks your fair game for a drinking contest!

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Just make sure your not the one that every body will be talking about for weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you wear knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do place your cock on the Secretary's shoulder like one of the lads did at ours last year,and then watch it all go off like a group of casuals at a footie match

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There was the year when I was being made redundant from the nice little charity I worked at and we had an new Chief Exec who used to be a banker. I thought I'd take the opportunity to let him know how I felt.

At the Xmas party I publicly upbraided him in front of the staff:

"Who the fuck do you think you are, coming in here with yr MBA and a bleeding heart, thinking you understand an organisation like this?!"

Rant rant.

Went home, felt better. I had nothing to lose and get it off my chest.

Next day, I get a call offering me a job... I'm like... ohhh, I'll have to go back and see him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Avoid calling anyone the "C" word"

I call everyone in work a cunt all the time,

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Oh, and subtly cock block if you know a workmate will wake up filled with regret following a dodgy pull. They won't thank you at the time but will love you for it when they sober up."

Good advice for all boozy office get togethers, not just at Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't throw food at the next table which your boss is sitting at.

Don't get greedy with the free drinks.

Don't climb under the table with anyone.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Don't confess all to mother superior

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I don't go. I find that is the best way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drink the free wine like I did last year and get pissed only to be escorted to my room before 10pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no twerking the MD... "
yes I did that big mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no twerking the MD... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no twerking the MD... "
hmm I did big mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay at home, there are always too many half pint wonders that want to have a fight.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Pre-arrange something much better that you sneak away to at an early point. You'll be fresher and enjoy it more, in anticipation that your do is just the warm up to the real thing later.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Well....don't get pissed before you get there...done for the last 8 years

Don't try and sneak in a 1l bottle of vodka

Don't tell an intern that when you are looking at her boobs that your are, and there nice, then cock your head and say you arse ain't half bad either

Don't get so pissed you don't remember leaving the club after the party, or getting back to hotel or throwing up outside a window in hotel but miss have sick dripping down it and then wake up half naked cold and feeling like shit

Dont leave your mate at a venue because he is to pissed to get on the coach

I would never do these things

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Don't get too d*unk.

I'm still the talking point from last year's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont do what a lady from work did last year...

Dont bring a trampy bipolar female with issues with alcohol...it was like watching a slow motion train wreck all night...bouncing from guy to guy. She went from grinding against the boss on the dancefloor (in front of his wife) to trying to wank off one of the guys in the bar..she threw up the entire length of the bus and the flat on camp that a load of guys had shared...opening the door tonthe duty officer in nothing but a short t shirt the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a night out with work I ate garlic mushrooms and only had one glass of wine at this point .I stood up to excuse myself,as didn't feel good .But ended up vomiting all over the table .

I went home but next shift at work my boss laughed as she said she did the same once .

Never ever had garlic mushrooms again .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't show your boss your knickers !

Yep !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre-arrange something much better that you sneak away to at an early point. You'll be fresher and enjoy it more, in anticipation that your do is just the warm up to the real thing later. "

Now there's a good idea

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Don't show your boss your knickers !

Yep !!!!

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Oh you've just reminded me of the time I flashed my boobs to my former line manager - not normally something that would bother me too much but he is a devout Muslim It took him a while to speak to me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my Christmas doo this weekend in blackpool I've only been in the company 2 weeks should be interesting

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