FabSwingers.com forum: Fucking work...

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...I mean really, why can't they just leave me alone and keep sending the cheques?!

Comin' in 'ere, asking for stuff, making me do things for money. It's demeaning.

I'm going to do nothing this afternoon in protest.

ffs.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Given the thread title, I should be fucking instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you always do nothing??

Except fuck. That's something

-Courtney

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Don't you always do nothing??

Except fuck. That's something

-Courtney"

It's a good week when I spend more time screwing than working

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fancy a fuck?

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Do things for money...word on the street was you'd do anything for a packet of hobnobs (other suggestively named biscuits are available)!

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Do things for money...word on the street was you'd do anything for a packet of hobnobs (other suggestively named biscuits are available)!

Hobnobs?

Will whore for Hobnobs?

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do things for money...word on the street was you'd do anything for a packet of hobnobs (other suggestively named biscuits are available)!

Hobnobs?

Will whore for Hobnobs?

Really?"

If we are talking biscuits it needs to be a Maryland cookie surely?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have orange clubs if they are any good Joe

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Do just enough to keep the cheques coming in.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I have orange clubs if they are any good Joe "

Will whore for foie gras and Château Lafite

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

In at work. Not fucking. So I'm at fucking work not fucking at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how does one get a job like yours, Joe? I'd like to get paid for not working, too

Is it something seedy like a pyramid scheme?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have orange clubs if they are any good Joe

Will whore for foie gras and Château Lafite"

Foie gras? Sod that! I've just made cranberry and orange cookies.....

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"So how does one get a job like yours, Joe? I'd like to get paid for not working, too

Is it something seedy like a pyramid scheme?

-Courtney"

I have a dream job - I work part-time and get paid more than most full-time jobs.

I work remotely with minimal supervision. I set my own workload and don't really have to account for anything to anyone.

I've been on holiday for three years though and I'm getting a bit bored of it.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I have orange clubs if they are any good Joe

Will whore for foie gras and Château Lafite

Foie gras? Sod that! I've just made cranberry and orange cookies....."

Those do sound quite nibblish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how does one get a job like yours, Joe? I'd like to get paid for not working, too

Is it something seedy like a pyramid scheme?

-Courtney

I have a dream job - I work part-time and get paid more than most full-time jobs.

I work remotely with minimal supervision. I set my own workload and don't really have to account for anything to anyone.

I've been on holiday for three years though and I'm getting a bit bored of it. "

Oh no! Poor you.

You just let me know when you want a break from that vacation and I'm sure we can work something out

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have orange clubs if they are any good Joe

Will whore for foie gras and Château Lafite

Foie gras? Sod that! I've just made cranberry and orange cookies.....

Those do sound quite nibblish..."

I'll leave the door unlocked

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I have orange clubs if they are any good Joe

Will whore for foie gras and Château Lafite

Foie gras? Sod that! I've just made cranberry and orange cookies.....

Those do sound quite nibblish...

I'll leave the door unlocked

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"So how does one get a job like yours, Joe? I'd like to get paid for not working, too

Is it something seedy like a pyramid scheme?

-Courtney

I have a dream job - I work part-time and get paid more than most full-time jobs.

I work remotely with minimal supervision. I set my own workload and don't really have to account for anything to anyone.

I've been on holiday for three years though and I'm getting a bit bored of it. "

Maybe you need a change of job, more Challenging perhaps, otherwise you'll end up like Some fowk who are only happiest when miserable.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Maybe you need a change of job, more Challenging perhaps, otherwise you'll end up like Some fowk who are only happiest when miserable."

Yes.

Any ideas?

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

make paper aero planes then and throw them at some one, or just buy a dart board and throw darts at the pictures off all the people you hate

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"make paper aero planes then and throw them at some one, or just buy a dart board and throw darts at the pictures off all the people you hate

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Hate's a very strong word!

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Hate's a very strong word!"

the hate is strong in this one......I can sense it let it floooow through you and unleash it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how does one get a job like yours, Joe? I'd like to get paid for not working, too

Is it something seedy like a pyramid scheme?

-Courtney

I have a dream job - I work part-time and get paid more than most full-time jobs.

I work remotely with minimal supervision. I set my own workload and don't really have to account for anything to anyone.

I've been on holiday for three years though and I'm getting a bit bored of it. "

If you can't be happy with that you need a reality check.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hate's a very strong word!

the hate is strong in this one......I can sense it let it floooow through you and unleash it

You don't want to see me angry.

I once lost my rag and challenged someone to a knife fight to settle a difference. :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you need a change of job, more Challenging perhaps, otherwise you'll end up like Some fowk who are only happiest when miserable.

Yes.

Any ideas?"

I hear the Police are recruiting

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"So how does one get a job like yours, Joe? I'd like to get paid for not working, too

Is it something seedy like a pyramid scheme?

-Courtney

I have a dream job - I work part-time and get paid more than most full-time jobs.

I work remotely with minimal supervision. I set my own workload and don't really have to account for anything to anyone.

I've been on holiday for three years though and I'm getting a bit bored of it.

If you can't be happy with that you need a reality check.

It sounds pathetic but it's doing my nut in.

I need something more challenging, something more social, something that halfway through I wish I'd never started...

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Maybe you need a change of job, more Challenging perhaps, otherwise you'll end up like Some fowk who are only happiest when miserable.

Yes.

Any ideas?

I hear the Police are recruiting

I don't wear uniforms. I'm not good at following orders. I dare say the pay is good.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

You don't want to see me angry.

I once lost my rag and challenged someone to a knife fight to settle a difference. :/ "

did you then take you're leather glove off and slap them across the face before you openly challenged them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you need a change of job, more Challenging perhaps, otherwise you'll end up like Some fowk who are only happiest when miserable.

Yes.

Any ideas?

I hear the Police are recruiting

I don't wear uniforms. I'm not good at following orders. I dare say the pay is good. "

You could go renegade and get a tailored uniform maybe a nice sash and some brogues?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You don't want to see me angry.

I once lost my rag and challenged someone to a knife fight to settle a difference. :/

did you then take you're leather glove off and slap them across the face before you openly challenged them?"

No, it was far less edifying. I've never been so angry.

I was like, "You. Me. Two knives. Out there. One of us comes back. Let's finish this."

A bit am-dram.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Maybe you need a change of job, more Challenging perhaps, otherwise you'll end up like Some fowk who are only happiest when miserable.

Yes.

Any ideas?

I hear the Police are recruiting

I don't wear uniforms. I'm not good at following orders. I dare say the pay is good.

You could go renegade and get a tailored uniform maybe a nice sash and some brogues? "

Deep, deep, deep undercover?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how does one get a job like yours, Joe? I'd like to get paid for not working, too

Is it something seedy like a pyramid scheme?

-Courtney

I have a dream job - I work part-time and get paid more than most full-time jobs.

I work remotely with minimal supervision. I set my own workload and don't really have to account for anything to anyone.

I've been on holiday for three years though and I'm getting a bit bored of it.

If you can't be happy with that you need a reality check.

It sounds pathetic but it's doing my nut in.

I need something more challenging, something more social, something that halfway through I wish I'd never started..."

Do something more rewarding if you have spare time...charity work of some sort

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I have orange clubs if they are any good Joe "

I thought that was just the way you walked?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"So how does one get a job like yours, Joe? I'd like to get paid for not working, too

Is it something seedy like a pyramid scheme?

-Courtney

I have a dream job - I work part-time and get paid more than most full-time jobs.

I work remotely with minimal supervision. I set my own workload and don't really have to account for anything to anyone.

I've been on holiday for three years though and I'm getting a bit bored of it.

If you can't be happy with that you need a reality check.

It sounds pathetic but it's doing my nut in.

I need something more challenging, something more social, something that halfway through I wish I'd never started...

Do something more rewarding if you have spare time...charity work of some sort"

I work for an effing charity lol

Have worked for charities for 15 years. Really enjoyed casework.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

No, it was far less edifying. I've never been so angry.

I was like, "You. Me. Two knives. Out there. One of us comes back. Let's finish this."

A bit am-dram.

:/"

i'm yet to get that angry i'll admit which says a lot as I tend to get angry quite often but never that far sounds like something really set you off..

wonder what it would take though for me to get as angry as that and snap at somebody to that point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how does one get a job like yours, Joe? I'd like to get paid for not working, too

Is it something seedy like a pyramid scheme?

-Courtney

I have a dream job - I work part-time and get paid more than most full-time jobs.

I work remotely with minimal supervision. I set my own workload and don't really have to account for anything to anyone.

I've been on holiday for three years though and I'm getting a bit bored of it.

If you can't be happy with that you need a reality check.

It sounds pathetic but it's doing my nut in.

I need something more challenging, something more social, something that halfway through I wish I'd never started...

Do something more rewarding if you have spare time...charity work of some sort

I work for an effing charity lol

Have worked for charities for 15 years. Really enjoyed casework. "

Build a time machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I mean really, why can't they just leave me alone and keep sending the cheques?!

Comin' in 'ere, asking for stuff, making me do things for money. It's demeaning.

I'm going to do nothing this afternoon in protest.

ffs. "

Sounds like my job - do nothing and get paid!

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Build a time machine."

Or do something completely different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever considered a career in the church?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Have you ever considered a career in the church? "

LMFAO!!!

Yeah... I'll get myself ordained as First Minster in the Church of Fab... have the ability to marry you heathens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever considered a career in the church?

LMFAO!!!

Yeah... I'll get myself ordained as First Minster in the Church of Fab... have the ability to marry you heathens!"

You wait till confessional. Be like a tick list.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've now pissed off the Director of Services - the day wasn't entirely wasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all bad then

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