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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was our church food bank drive this weekend.

.... I brought pasta, i didnt realise till i got there that it was penis pasta.

I put it in the box anyway, all the while thiking "please dont notice, please dont notice" as the vicar stood next to the box shaking hands as items went in.

"Thank you for your generosity" he says. Me giving a reaction answer "the least i can do, i hope someone can enjoy them" .... Face goes red.

Im goin' to hell. Love to see the look of who finds them.

No idea how or why i had that in my pantry!?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

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"Was our church food bank drive this weekend.

.... I brought pasta, i didnt realise till i got there that it was penis pasta.

I put it in the box anyway, all the while thiking "please dont notice, please dont notice" as the vicar stood next to the box shaking hands as items went in.

"Thank you for your generosity" he says. Me giving a reaction answer "the least i can do, i hope someone can enjoy them" .... Face goes red.

Im goin' to hell. Love to see the look of who finds them.

No idea how or why i had that in my pantry!?

You'll only go to hell if they get served with meat balls or 2 veg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of our local supermarkets sell Cock Soup in its Polish section. Always good for a party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im goin' to hell."

You'll have plenty of company...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of our local supermarkets sell Cock Soup in its Polish section. Always good for a party."

I have a sachet of cock soup. Bot sure why. Not sure where most of my food comes from to get in my house.

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