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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You call ... Hey you over there....

Who me?

You say ....don't you dare ignore....

I think ....what is this guy for?

He thinks he's the best guy on this site - like every other fellow EVERY NIGHT!

He FABBED my pic ... And did the usual sky remote guide in order to show his very well endowed side

I hear yet again how "considerate" a lover he could be if he only could be with me ....

He tells me he is trimmed, he tells me of his fantasy of my sister, he even tried to convince me it wasn't a blister on his Mister!

Oh why oh why does not this guy just romance me into bed - is he not aware of what will be presented there instead....

If he but lays the flowers and treats at my feet I will to give to him that velvet touch, the eyes that say so much and the passion beyond belief

We will swirl entwined in bed like cocktails - we will indulge in food and laughter like Vikings gone by - we will have the time of our life X

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By *astard and goodgirlCouple
over a year ago

Near Exeter

Would it have to be a sky remote? We only have virgin....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Would it have to be a sky remote? We only have virgin.... "

Why not get a 3 in 1 and make her airtight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would it have to be a sky remote? We only have virgin.... "

Perhaps VIRGIN is the way to go x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would it have to be a sky remote? We only have virgin....

Why not get a 3 in 1 and make her airtight "

Belly laugh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, will it ever end?

These women whom think they're gods gift just because they've 1-10 odds in their favour. ..tut ....tut....tut....okay then;

"Hey nice tits, - wanna quicky?"

*checks out BBC Radio 4 with SKY remote........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly, will it ever end?

These women whom think they're gods gift just because they've 1-10 odds in their favour. ..tut ....tut....tut....okay then;

"Hey nice tits, - wanna quicky?"

*checks out BBC Radio 4 with SKY remote........ "

Lol - it was a poem in reply to another ...

A bit of fi X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

From _ty31

His original message - all just fun xxxx

Hey there girl, yes you over there

Don’t ignore me don’t you dare

You know I’m the best thing on this site All the other blokes here are just shite Saw your profile and fabbed your pic

So in return here’s a photo of my dick With a Sky remote as a guide

To fit it all in you’d better open wide

And see that I’m all trimmed beneath Now you won’t get pubes stuck in your teeth

Just shows that I’m a considerate lover So why would you bother with any other?

So come round and see me quick In no time you’ll be sitting on my prick

Hurry up now you had better run So that I can stick it up your bum

Sexy words in my ear you may gently whisper

Whilst I lay back and fantasise about your sister

Just keep the noise down when you cum

We really don’t want to wake my Mum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the peoms you two make up, they make me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you JTY31 & I need to write them

Once a week lol X

V

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"From _ty31

His original message - all just fun xxxx

Hey there girl, yes you over there

Don’t ignore me don’t you dare

You know I’m the best thing on this site All the other blokes here are just shite Saw your profile and fabbed your pic

So in return here’s a photo of my dick With a Sky remote as a guide

To fit it all in you’d better open wide

And see that I’m all trimmed beneath Now you won’t get pubes stuck in your teeth

Just shows that I’m a considerate lover So why would you bother with any other?

So come round and see me quick In no time you’ll be sitting on my prick

Hurry up now you had better run So that I can stick it up your bum

Sexy words in my ear you may gently whisper

Whilst I lay back and fantasise about your sister

Just keep the noise down when you cum

We really don’t want to wake my Mum!!"

*Feels a little bit of vom at the back of his throat*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From _ty31

His original message - all just fun xxxx

Hey there girl, yes you over there

Don’t ignore me don’t you dare

Just keep the noise down when you cum

We really don’t want to wake my Mum!!

*Feels a little bit of vom at the back of his throat*"

Shall We start a poetry club lol

V

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"You call ... Hey you over there....

Who me?

You say ....don't you dare ignore....

I think ....what is this guy for?

He thinks he's the best guy on this site - like every other fellow EVERY NIGHT!

He FABBED my pic ... And did the usual sky remote guide in order to show his very well endowed side

I hear yet again how "considerate" a lover he could be if he only could be with me ....

He tells me he is trimmed, he tells me of his fantasy of my sister, he even tried to convince me it wasn't a blister on his Mister!

Oh why oh why does not this guy just romance me into bed - is he not aware of what will be presented there instead....

If he but lays the flowers and treats at my feet I will to give to him that velvet touch, the eyes that say so much and the passion beyond belief

We will swirl entwined in bed like cocktails - we will indulge in food and laughter like Vikings gone by - we will have the time of our life X

"

What do you mean by thinks, I know that I am the best guy

I could turn a lady from this site on with just a wink of my eye

You say you are still on crutches after your fall

I have that effect on ladies one and all

But always you pass me by

Even though I send you messages, never lie

That would make any other lady weak at the knees

But we never meet; are you just a cock tease

Or maybe it’s because you are Australian

And still mad at Jonny Wilkinson

Now I know cock pics do nothing for you, even with a sky remote or deodorant can

And that what you really seek is someone sensual, confident, a real man’s man

So maybe just for you I will make an extra effort to impress

In a smart suit, bearing roses, chocolates and champers no less

A man with stamina to last through the night, well I could be tantric

It could be worth it as you claim your fellatio is fantastic

Returning the favour with my tongue

Pushing you to orgasm, making you cum

Playing with blindfolds, pushing senses and sensations

Building up expectations, the build up to penetration

You want us to feast like Vikings, we could have a laugh

Rub your body against mine, a special Japanese Bath

Or I could be your demi-god Thor

To make love until we are both sore

For you I will don my armour and be a man of valour

To follow you through the gates of Valhalla

But they say that talk is cheap

And the world a waits at our feet

We need to be quick, Christmas is coming

So like a turkey, let me give you a good stuffing!

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