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Shakespeare once wrote.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought he wrote more than once, the things you learn hey?

Does anybody have any gems of sayings or trivia to share.

I like Wayne Gretzky's

I missed 100% of the shots I never took.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Yogi berra " you can observe a lot by watching"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

All men are brothers. Hence war.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Look at the sea and think of your evolutionary past.

Look at the sky and imagine the future. Look at the land and think of the present.

And at the most profound place where land, sea and sky meet - there ye shall play volleyball.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Get thee behind me Satan! Get thee in front of me God! Let's have a threesome.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

(I could be here a while)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A million monkeys were given a million typewriters. It's called the internet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're full of them, or is it,full of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A million monkeys were given a million typewriters. It's called the internet."

I like that one.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A million monkeys were given a million typewriters. It's called the internet.

I like that one. "

Word

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

If a million monkies were given a million typewriters, eventually one of

them might produce the complete works of Shakespeare but to reach it

would it be worth wading through four hundred copies of "Money" by

Martin Amis?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Brevity is the soul of wit" said Shakespeare. I say "Wank!" Thus I win.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Grouchy Marx was quite profound:

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, making the wrong diagnosis and applying the wrong remedies.

Those are my principles and if you don't like them I have others.

Television makes me smarter. Whenever someone turns it on I go into the other room and read a book.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

If you are in jail a good friend will come bail you out. A best friend will be in the next cell laughing at the fun you had.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone

inscribed with the words: so what?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Clothes maketh the man...

Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's easy to go along with a smile on your face when the world rolls along at your feet, but a man's worthwhile if he can smile, when everything has gone fucking wrong.

Bernard Manning.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Groucho also wrote a blurb for one of his friends books which was something like :

"I laughed so hard from the moment I picked up this book until the moment I put it down. Some day I intend to read it."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Groucho also wrote a blurb for one of his friends books which was something like :

"I laughed so hard from the moment I picked up this book until the moment I put it down. Some day I intend to read it.""

"As a rule I never forget a face but in your case I'll be happy to make an exception"

*chomps cigar*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If one man offers you democracy and another offers you a bag of grain, at what stage of starvation will you prefer food to the vote?"

~ Bertrand Russel

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

If your pictures aren't good enough, you're not close enough.

- Robert Capa

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

This has never happened to me before

- Adam (of Adam_Tina fame)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This is from the Roman poet Juvenal, who wrote this 2000-odd years ago and I love it:

"I fell into love like a cockroach into a basin."

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

Oscar Wilde...so many to choose!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe.

That is unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I remember my first religious experience.

I was alone at the time and so was able to clear up the mess before anyone noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it."

Is also Grucho

If you only ever read one book in your life, I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming some things or some shit.

I don't know.

Fuck off.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Don't give up your day job!

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