FabSwingers.com forum: Verification clichés

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Treat this one with respect"

"Wish I could keep him/her to myself haha

"Definitely makes it all worth it"

Any more? Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is a sexual goddess and he is an absolute gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Well, what can I say.....?'

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Don't pass this one up"

"What can I say..."

"Met this genuinely nice man/woman/couple I'll never touch again..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Carlsberg made swingers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can extend it to profile cliches

Nothing makes my eyes roll more than seeing "owned" on someone's profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had me cumming for ages

You will not be disappointed

Can't wait for next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can extend it to profile cliches

Nothing makes my eyes roll more than seeing "owned" on someone's profile "

"Owned"? I don't think I've seen this. In what context does it appear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can extend it to profile cliches

Nothing makes my eyes roll more than seeing "owned" on someone's profile

"Owned"? I don't think I've seen this. In what context does it appear?"

I've seen this a few times, usually on sub female profiles, and on some couple sub/dom relationship profiles. I'm not a fan of the term

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think my favourite verification that I've seen was

"Have known each other for ages, we grew up in the same town"

That was it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had me cumming for ages

You will not be disappointed

Can't wait for next time"

Oh yeah, "he had me cumming over and over"

"x has a suckable cock", as opposed to an unsuckable one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We always get jokes because everyone says Marc is a "laid back guy." And now everyone writes it just to be funny

It has become our cliche.

-Courtney

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

In profiles "professional" are they confusing nsa sex site with linkin ?

For verifications I hesitate as I do struggle writing them. Treat with respect followed by a graphic account of filthy debauchery makes me chortle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can extend it to profile cliches

Nothing makes my eyes roll more than seeing "owned" on someone's profile

"Owned"? I don't think I've seen this. In what context does it appear?

I've seen this a few times, usually on sub female profiles, and on some couple sub/dom relationship profiles. I'm not a fan of the term"

Ohhh I see. *shows naivety*

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Bring your snorkel"

If we're talking profiles then any mention of, "a professional couple" or "jog on" always winds me up for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you don't like girls with curves then jog on"

Alright luv, no need to be aggressive

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

It's funny as the last time one of these thread was posted alot who joined in actually had at least one verification that they were dishing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favorite profile line is...

We are a very good looking couple

Would that not be a matter of opinion or perspective?

In veri's it has to be the old 'don't pass this one by' chestnut

Someone is not going to say 'genuine fabber, turned up got naked, he was done in ten seconds and I think he must have left his cock at home cos I didn't feel a thing'

Or don't pass this one by, run the bitch over she is a psycho, she turned up in a wedding dress and she still stalking me from the tree over the road and we fucked a month ago, crazy, go the fuck home!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We always get jokes because everyone says Marc is a "laid back guy." And now everyone writes it just to be funny

It has become our cliche.

-Courtney"

The joke is that's he's actually a hyperactive violent sociopath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We always get jokes because everyone says Marc is a "laid back guy." And now everyone writes it just to be funny

It has become our cliche.

-Courtney

The joke is that's he's actually a hyperactive violent sociopath "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't understand the treat with respect comments

it is like they think they have some ownership over them.

Who doesn't treat others with respect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could keep him/her all to myself"

"Don't pass this one up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She took all of my huge cock

Check his pics, has a Richmond sausage for a cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great girl, we had an awesome time together and the sex was amazing, just wish I knew what this red oozing blister was on my genitals"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock to die for"

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'm now cringing thinking about veris I left when I 1st started to meet..... Will have to check them all later now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On profiles, the I've been here before so I know how it all works.

Two hours later they go UNLOS

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"'Well, what can I say.....?'"

This one for some reason boils my frikin piss every time I read it. I think it's more just the repetition that enrages me as it's innocuous really.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"On profiles, the I've been here before so I know how it all works.

Two hours later they go UNLOS

Thing is, "I've been here before so I know how it all works" is often their FULL profile. That's it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Carlsberg made swingers...

I used to quite like this one... But it gets used too much now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Bring your snorkel"

If we're talking profiles then any mention of, "a professional couple" or "jog on" always winds me up for some reason."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to fuck the whole site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'A credit to Fab' or my personal favourite 'Looks better than his/her pictures'

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

""Bring your snorkel"

If we're talking profiles then any mention of, "a professional couple" or "jog on" always winds me up for some reason."

I am a professional, letters after my name .....

And Yeh definitely bring your snorkel, haha

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I really don't understand the treat with respect comments

it is like they think they have some ownership over them.

Who doesn't treat others with respect? "

Actually I have that on one veri because I had just told my meet how someone who is off the site now had been messing with my head, and he was just being really sweet and supportive!

And I think loads of people on here are SO disrespectful!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

There's no pleasing some people, damned if they do, damned if they don't...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Anyone who says they're 'genuine'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The ones that say they are very selective or picky, doesn't that go without saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can make any woman squirt/cum."

No. You can't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If you don't like girls with curves then jog on"

Alright luv, no need to be aggressive "

Ive got I'm no skinny minny lol

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"There's no pleasing some people, damned if they do, damned if they don't... "

Very true. I hate seeing the term "both smoothly shaven, expect the same from you" or something like that. Always makes my heart sink a little. But that's just me. There's obviously nothing wrong with putting that on a profile.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"There's no pleasing some people, damned if they do, damned if they don't...

How many times do we see on threads and post people saying they're entitled to a preference, or to put what you like it's your profile and then you get the same people dishing profiles or veris for doing exactly that... It's very confusing

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By *heorgasmaddictMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

""If you don't like girls with curves then jog on"

Alright luv, no need to be aggressive "

Haha, love the aggressive ones.

It's the ones that make a lot of demands of other people's profiles, and yet theirs will be extremely basic.

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By *heorgasmaddictMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

And yeah the respect one...

"Me and my mate fucked this one up the arse for a few hours. IF YOU MEET HER TREAT HER WITH RESPECT".

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

My partner knows I am on here !!!! Really? ??? Xxxx

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My partner knows I am on here !!!! Really? ??? Xxxx"

Yeah, and how often does he/she cry themselves to sleep......just sayin'!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Discretion assured

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"My partner knows I am on here !!!! Really? ??? Xxxx

Yeah, and how often does he/she cry themselves to sleep......just sayin'!"

Hope you didn't think that referred to us ??? Lol, we are a couple on here together....I meant guys who say that...hence the exclamation marks and question xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a Dyson"
hahaha

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

1. [Thingy] is a very good friend.

2. Good things come in small packages

3. Treat [thingy] with respect or you will miss out.

I know I have written a few, but the cliches in a way makes the verification more exciting plus you still get the idea of what the person is like.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Sucks like a Dyson hahaha

Agh Dyson she never looses suction.

lol hahah

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

Bring your A game.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My partner knows I am on here !!!! Really? ??? Xxxx

Yeah, and how often does he/she cry themselves to sleep......just sayin'!

Hope you didn't think that referred to us ??? Lol, we are a couple on here together....I meant guys who say that...hence the exclamation marks and question xxxxx"

No, was agreeing with you lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures don't do her/him justice...

Grab it with both hands....

Body/cock/pussy/ to die for ...

Bring your 'A' game

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have them all on my veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but we'll keep what happened between us"

Often followed by a smiley/winkey face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""but we'll keep what happened between us"

Often followed by a smiley/winkey face. "

Lol....aye! We know what happened man...yous didn't have a game of Scrabble did yous!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh i also like the status updates that say "thankyou for the most amazing time ever last night you know who you are" usually written by men with never a sign of a verification not even the tick

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"My partner knows I am on here !!!! Really? ??? Xxxx

Yeah, and how often does he/she cry themselves to sleep......just sayin'!

Hope you didn't think that referred to us ??? Lol, we are a couple on here together....I meant guys who say that...hence the exclamation marks and question xxxxx

No, was agreeing with you lol!

Oh ....good lol ...They are so annoying,, would never meet someone who states that....xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that goes into too much detail makes me cringe!

I try and leave a veri that shows they are a nice person/people but doesn't ruin the surprise for the next one haha! No need for graphic details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""but we'll keep what happened between us"

Often followed by a smiley/winkey face.

Lol....aye! We know what happened man...yous didn't have a game of Scrabble did yous!!

I'm quite partial to a game of scrabble actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that goes into too much detail makes me cringe!

I try and leave a veri that shows they are a nice person/people but doesn't ruin the surprise for the next one haha! No need for graphic details."

So you don't want to to write about the last time I smashed your pasty with my love staff?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

He knew which buttons to press! Are you a friggin robot ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most have been covered. The ones that get my goat. Are the ones that are repeated. Women leaving gushing verifications and then SOME. Amazing, fantastic, best sex ever, does it for me, had me cumming, had me blah blah blah.

It's a shame, as I now automatically write that verified person off. If I see those repeat offenders pop up. As the verification does more bad than good for them, because it's been written everywhere just in a different vain.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

'Bring your A-game'

'Floats my boat'

and 'What can I say'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Bring your A-game'

'Floats my boat'

and 'What can I say'?"

Nothing pisses me off more than americanisms.. "A-Game"... Fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that goes into too much detail makes me cringe!

I try and leave a veri that shows they are a nice person/people but doesn't ruin the surprise for the next one haha! No need for graphic details.

So you don't want to to write about the last time I smashed your pasty with my love staff?

Oh Jesus. That would just make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slightly unrelated but status updates that read something like "just had dinner now I'm going to have a bath"

It's like, rrreeeeaaalllyy?! That update is even boring on Facebook, let alone on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""but we'll keep what happened between us"

Often followed by a smiley/winkey face.

Lol....aye! We know what happened man...yous didn't have a game of Scrabble did yous!!

I'm quite partial to a game of scrabble actually

Me too!

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By *heorgasmaddictMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh i also like the status updates that say "thankyou for the most amazing time ever last night you know who you are" usually written by men with never a sign of a verification not even the tick"

I find that update is usually from curvy women with angry profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remember if youre lucky enough you will get the reward - wtf

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

damn.....perhaps it's better to hide verifications then to friends only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"damn.....perhaps it's better to hide verifications then to friends only."

now i must remember that option next time a thread appears for ideas for admin to improve fab by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit shag- must try harder?

No?

Just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really like any verifications or profiles. Hence I have barely any profile and hide my verifications. I do have a wanky poem ripped off the internet, I hate those when other people have them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll rewrite our profile to be the most cliche I can make it and only display verifications with funny statements in them and see if it changes the messages we receive.

-Courtney

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Not looking to fuck the whole site"

... but here's my kik/whatsapp/phone no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'll rewrite our profile to be the most cliche I can make it and only display verifications with funny statements in them and see if it changes the messages we receive.

-Courtney"

I had a horrendously cliche driven joke veri on my old profile, when I displayed it for a short time the messages I got were much more shit that normal. My extensive scientific testing indicates people do read them after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really hate "Till next time".

'Till next time bloody what?' ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a single guy refers to the guy of a couple as being a cool laud back guy, he means

He didn't mind me fucking his wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a single guy refers to the guy of a couple as being a cool laud back guy, he means

He didn't mind me fucking his wife. "

Glad we've got that sorted now

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'll rewrite our profile to be the most cliche I can make it and only display verifications with funny statements in them and see if it changes the messages we receive.

-Courtney

Well, since results of the experiment have been published I guess I'll forgo replication of the data.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favorite profile line is...

We are a very good looking couple

Would that not be a matter of opinion or perspective?

In veri's it has to be the old 'don't pass this one by' chestnut

Someone is not going to say 'genuine fabber, turned up got naked, he was done in ten seconds and I think he must have left his cock at home cos I didn't feel a thing'

Hahaha!!This made my day. Actually laughed out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to meet again???

Hate that one. Sounds just a little desperate

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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"My partner knows I am on here !!!! Really? ??? Xxxx

Yeah, and how often does he/she cry themselves to sleep......just sayin'!

Hope you didn't think that referred to us ??? Lol, we are a couple on here together....I meant guys who say that...hence the exclamation marks and question xxxxx

No, was agreeing with you lol!

Oh ....good lol ...They are so annoying,, would never meet someone who states that....xxxxx"

No, I have a knee jerk reaction against the word discreet too.

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

"'Bring your A-game'

'Floats my boat'

and 'What can I say'?

Nothing pisses me off more than americanisms.. "A-Game"... Fuck sake

Exactly. Like you were going to turn up with a lazy lob on and give it your b or c game. Couple of pumps, squirt n run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a cliche, more the worst I ever saw but I saw a verification saying something like "this slut let me go bare and shoot up her, well worth the risk". Really...

I cringe when I see people verify each other again and again.

Also OP welcome back...again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My partner knows I am on here !!!! Really? ??? Xxxx

Yeah, and how often does he/she cry themselves to sleep......just sayin'!

Hope you didn't think that referred to us ??? Lol, we are a couple on here together....I meant guys who say that...hence the exclamation marks and question xxxxx

No, was agreeing with you lol!

Oh ....good lol ...They are so annoying,, would never meet someone who states that....xxxxx

No, I have a knee jerk reaction against the word discreet too."

I don't mind discreet, but it's usually discrete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll defiantly meet him again

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

As for profiles, "will fill in later"... Joined 'over a year ago'. No verifications still, surprise :P

Or yeah, the word 'genuine'. Nobody ever says "can't meet at the mo, afraid i'm not genuine. Sorry!"

Or "looking for fun", who isn't? :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Bring your A-game'

'Floats my boat'

and 'What can I say'?

Nothing pisses me off more than americanisms.. "A-Game"... Fuck sake

Exactly. Like you were going to turn up with a lazy lob on and give it your b or c game. Couple of pumps, squirt n run."

Dunno like, I'm not going to pretend I haven't brought my c game before when I couldn't be arsed. I'm a woman though so it's allowed

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm really going to struggle writing the next verification now - I'm guilty I've used nearly all the cliches, but trying to think of something original is difficult.

The profile word I hate is 'genuine', as opposed to what ? Fake?

I don't care what you all think I like my verifications and I'm proud of them, especially the Carlsberg one - so raspberries

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll defiantly meet him again

Oh yes I forgot that one! Any verification that mentions 'defiantly' or any similar variation

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"damn.....perhaps it's better to hide verifications then to friends only.

now i must remember that option next time a thread appears for ideas for admin to improve fab by"

I see what you did there, how witty and sarcastic off you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks cock like a Pro !!!, eh how would you know ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"The ones that say they are very selective or picky, doesn't that go without saying"

I'm not certain that it does

Another oft used one -

We finally met, after chatting for months/years...

(Ran out of excuses not to meet, or eventually got really desperate)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met for lunchtime meet, very sexy lady, gave a fantastic bj in the van as didnt have much time.cannot wait till next time

Was written something like that, I couldn't believe it, why on earth would you do that let alone publish the verification!

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

"The ones that say they are very selective or picky, doesn't that go without saying

I'm not certain that it does

Another oft used one -

We finally met, after chatting for months/years...

(Ran out of excuses not to meet, or eventually got really desperate)"

Ah, I'd disagree with that one - me and someone else met after a few months as sorting out a time when we were both available took a while (and we were both a bit broke at the time to travel to see each other).

Would be a funny variation of Bingo, cross one off if you see a certain profile cliché, a message that just says "how r u", etc etc :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a profile.... "Hit me up"? Wtf ? Hit you up what?? The fart pipe??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read mine there all on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about "Quality over Quantity" and "not looking to add notches to my bed post" or the other classic "looking for regular fb" oops think I might have used that one before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont pass this one by(hate that cheesy line)

Had her squirting in minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess its better than no verifications

Im happy what people write on mine and if they are clichés seriously who really gives a f**K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess its better than no verifications

Im happy what people write on mine and if they are clichés seriously who really gives a f**K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fucks like a rabbit or I've known her for years or I count her as a real friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess its better than no verifications

Im happy what people write on mine and if they are clichés seriously who really gives a f**K

Yep I agree

Must be wonderful to be so uncliched!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess there are heaps of chiches . I must have a few and must have written some too.

Though every thing I have written has been heartfelt and honest about the people I have met.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have not read it yet but the term ," she could suck start a jumbo jet engine" is to use used!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"[Removed by poster at 08/12/15 08:08:46]"

Good job I don't show my 'unicorn veri'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some, I've given some do I care? Not really

tge veris I've written are true reflections of the people I've come across that's all that really matters to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some, I've given some do I care? Not really

tge veris I've written are true reflections of the people I've come across that's all that really matters to me"

The*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess its better than no verifications

Im happy what people write on mine and if they are clichés seriously who really gives a f**K

Some of them are that bloody awful I would rather have no veris, because if I'd met someone who wrote such drivel it would show a total lack of judgement on my part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" one of fabs true gems "

Guilty of using that

" true gent"

Yep used it

" dont pass this one up ladies"

guitly as charged lol

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By *oopy097Man
over a year ago

east mids

""Treat this one with respect"

"Wish I could keep him/her to myself haha

"Definitely makes it all worth it"

Any more? Morning "

"i have found my mr grey"

ffs movie buff wanna be...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Not racist, just my preference

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

That one is found mainly on profiles

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Sucks like a Dyson"

WOW that's a verification and a half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If you don't like girls with curves then jog on"

Alright luv, no need to be aggressive "

'Girls with curves' should invest in a good sports bra before they 'jog on'!

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"We discussed string theory all night long over a bottle of claret' ...I see it time and time again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess its better than no verifications

Im happy what people write on mine and if they are clichés seriously who really gives a f**K

Some of them are that bloody awful I would rather have no veris, because if I'd met someone who wrote such drivel it would show a total lack of judgement on my part."

I don't really have that much time on my hands to read them all..But like I say for me I couldn't give a flying feck..If that's what people want to leave and others want to show

....fill ya boots I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discretion assured "

Or when they type descreet, that pisses me off

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By *ivinefoxWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

I take verifications with a pinch of salt these days. I've met people who had amazing verifications and they were average at best. People tend to be so gushing that you really have to read between the lines. Also if you wrote a bad veri you know they wouldn't display them.

So no one ever writes," met this bloke, he was a bit older and fatter than his pics and had thinning hair. He was a bit dull but I was bored and a bit d*unk so thought why the hell not? He came back to mine,gave me some slobbery kisses, stuck his fingers in me for a few minutes, took out his minuscule cock, thrust it in me, grunted whilst saying ' yeah babe', came, dismounted then left, after wiping his cock and chucking the condom in the bin". Would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Great with fingers/tongue' usually seems to indicate tiny cock or can't get hard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we don't bite, much" or variations there of... And we laughed

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Looks better than his/her pictures"

I say that if I think someone does

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The one that bugs me the most is people saying they are genuine in their own profile.

I've never known a genuine person who had to point it out to me.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great meet means what a loa.d of shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really chatty.... wouldn't shut up

We chatted for hours.... she wasn't d*unk enough to say yes yet

Great with his fingers... cock was tiny

Amazing bj... its the only way I could get her to shut up.

Short notice meet... He was the only one I could find available

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