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"and dont forget to check your boobs girls and boys keep an eye on those balls (sorry bawls ) too, there are links on the web on how to check yourself for lumps and bumps, well worth looking up and if you dont feel like doing it yourself get a friend to do it makes it more fun. Mwah xxxx" Can i volunteer my services to any woman who wants her lumps and bumps felt or squidgy areas examined ...i can get a white coat and stethoscope if required and speak in a soothing and calm voice as i fiddle about ...!!! for that real authenticity i will of course send you an invoice for private professional medical fees ...afterwards if your partner is to be presesnt i can provide a nurse is tiny white uniform to catch him as he faints and then to administer mouth to cock ...err mouth recusitation ... mwahhhh | |||
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"will be honest and say i didnt book mine..but i promise i will book it tomorrow " I'd happily take a peek for you Mmmmm can't say it would help at all.. but looking would be fun anyway lol.. Sorry.. hijack over... She has that effect on me... Mwah xx | |||
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"will be honest and say i didnt book mine..but i promise i will book it tomorrow I'd happily take a peek for you Mmmmm can't say it would help at all.. but looking would be fun anyway lol.. Sorry.. hijack over... She has that effect on me... Mwah xx " told you before...name the place | |||
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"will be honest and say i didnt book mine..but i promise i will book it tomorrow I'd happily take a peek for you Mmmmm can't say it would help at all.. but looking would be fun anyway lol.. Sorry.. hijack over... She has that effect on me... Mwah xx told you before...name the place" Sar...... he's old and past his prime. You'd kill him in 20 seconds flat. And thats with him cumming twice! | |||
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"will be honest and say i didnt book mine..but i promise i will book it tomorrow I'd happily take a peek for you Mmmmm can't say it would help at all.. but looking would be fun anyway lol.. Sorry.. hijack over... She has that effect on me... Mwah xx " oooy ...i cornered the pretend doctor scam .....yes madam where does it hurt ...ok ...ill just insert my ....... | |||
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"Speaking as someone who has had Cervical Cancer....... and thank got they caught it in time....... FFS.... go get checked. It's worth having a metal/plastic thingy shoved up ya bits (hahahahha) so that if there is anything, they can catch it quickly!" ya right come to think of it ...a bit like a rabbit .GO Get checked ya dickheads¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬ | |||
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"i had smear and had to have the col... thing, i needed to have leetz treatment as well, and to be honest none of it was that bad at all. well worth gettin it done cos its harmless" Thanks Kitty And all Been worrying about it all day - nice to get back and see the support. Worrying that bit extra as my mum has had lots of stufffff done down there.... Am sure will be fine. xxx | |||
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"just think of it as............ not often u get fingered with out having to return the faviour hahahaha " PMSL xx | |||
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"just think of it as............ not often u get fingered with out having to return the faviour hahahaha PMSL xx" In my next life I'm coming back a fookin gynaecologist. Boy did I miss my calling! | |||
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"dont just check lumps n bumps, how many of u check yr moles !!!! my ex has just undergone major surgery for the 2nd time as he has skin cancer, and if i hadnt of told him to get the mole checked, the docs said he would of died cuz it would of spread through out if he had left it another 6 months... So get em checked !! x " ooooo arr i had a fucker cut out ,gave me free entry to the cancer club ....now I avoid the sun when i can. Being brown is not healthy its a sign the sun has altered the dna in your skin with radiation, and your body is trying to stop it ya mugs ...!!!!!!!! ya wouldnt stand next to an unshielded nuclear reactor would you .!!! | |||
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"dont just check lumps n bumps, how many of u check yr moles !!!! my ex has just undergone major surgery for the 2nd time as he has skin cancer, and if i hadnt of told him to get the mole checked, the docs said he would of died cuz it would of spread through out if he had left it another 6 months... So get em checked !! x oh dear!! yep i check my moles i dont have alot but a couple, working in a hospital you see alot of new patients with skin cancer alot of them young people due to using sunbeds etc!!! i had a mole cut out about 7yrs ago and i was a sunbed/sun worshipper!! i now use tan out of a bottle!!!! " | |||
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"dont just check lumps n bumps, how many of u check yr moles !!!! my ex has just undergone major surgery for the 2nd time as he has skin cancer, and if i hadnt of told him to get the mole checked, the docs said he would of died cuz it would of spread through out if he had left it another 6 months... So get em checked !! x oh dear!! yep i check my moles i dont have alot but a couple, working in a hospital you see alot of new patients with skin cancer alot of them young people due to using sunbeds etc!!! i had a mole cut out about 7yrs ago and i was a sunbed/sun worshipper!! i now use tan out of a bottle!!!! " dont the bottled stuff make you orange tho ...??? | |||
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"dont just check lumps n bumps, how many of u check yr moles !!!! my ex has just undergone major surgery for the 2nd time as he has skin cancer, and if i hadnt of told him to get the mole checked, the docs said he would of died cuz it would of spread through out if he had left it another 6 months... So get em checked !! x oh dear!! yep i check my moles i dont have alot but a couple, working in a hospital you see alot of new patients with skin cancer alot of them young people due to using sunbeds etc!!! i had a mole cut out about 7yrs ago and i was a sunbed/sun worshipper!! i now use tan out of a bottle!!!! dont the bottled stuff make you orange tho ...??? " No kidding!!! | |||
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"i really hope your wife makes a total and complete recovery ..best wishes to you both " My love to you both. And fingers crossed. I'll make sure this is kept at the top of the forum so that the ladies realise that going for a smear is a walk in the park compared to what can happen if they don't. | |||
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"thanks for that, not so much hell for us as her direct family but of course we are all worried for her " Shameless bumpt to the top! | |||
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"dont just check lumps n bumps, how many of u check yr moles !!!! my ex has just undergone major surgery for the 2nd time as he has skin cancer, and if i hadnt of told him to get the mole checked, the docs said he would of died cuz it would of spread through out if he had left it another 6 months... So get em checked !! x oh dear!! yep i check my moles i dont have alot but a couple, working in a hospital you see alot of new patients with skin cancer alot of them young people due to using sunbeds etc!!! i had a mole cut out about 7yrs ago and i was a sunbed/sun worshipper!! i now use tan out of a bottle!!!! dont the bottled stuff make you orange tho ...??? " some can, but no the one i use doesnt make me orange!!!! | |||
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"ok heres me on a serious note. first of all sorry to the people further up the thread who are going thru so much. but yeah check your moles, they are a more deadly than what you think. my only sibling had one on her hand in 95 when 8 months pregnant. malignant melanoma. removed it and gave her the all clear after 5 years. in may 06 she collapsed in work, they found it had been lying dormant on her liver all that time from the wart. by august she was dead and she left children of 10 and 14 at the time. so this is one subject you will find the serious side of pussy " Big hug to you | |||
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"I am sorry to hear about eveyones sad stories - and am thankful that you all feel able to share them. I myself was clear this time, andhave to go again in 6months for a re-check. And oh i will be keeping that appt. Thoughts and wishes to all of you who have or are suffering with this silent deadly disease xxxxx" That's good news Debs, time for a drinky poo I think x | |||
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"I am sorry to hear about eveyones sad stories - and am thankful that you all feel able to share them. I myself was clear this time, andhave to go again in 6months for a re-check. And oh i will be keeping that appt. Thoughts and wishes to all of you who have or are suffering with this silent deadly disease xxxxxThat's good news Debs, time for a drinky poo I think x" Actually Di - it IS wine o'clock!!! Think i may just have to "pop" off to the shops....lol | |||
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"oops im one of them that havent been for years , but will rectify shortly " Make that appointment first thing Monday morning x | |||
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"I make an appointment as soon as I get the reminder so I'm all up to date. Luckily mine have always come back OK " Think now that more people are becomming more aware - its only a good thing. Tho the Jade Goody thing really swamped the nhs -= what normally takes only 4 weeks my results took about 3 months!!! But at least alot of people did go out there. Including me who was 18 months overdue. xx | |||
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"That is great news, hope all is well. Ashamed to say that even since the very first thead on this subject came up I have still not been back can somebody please bully me into booking x" Bloody hell Welshy get the swab and I will do it for you Seriously honey, Monday!!! | |||
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