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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I saw a Kathy Lette quote that fake orgasms would end when fake foreplay stops.

Go on, it's safe to admit it here... who fakes their foreplay?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No....how do I do that?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Umm

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

How do you fake foreplay?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I have met many men who state they enjoy oral on their profile but, when the meet happens, suddenly realise they do not. Is that fake foreplay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does one fake foreplay?

Does it require the use of a Jedi mind trick?

'it's not the wet spot you're looking for'....

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"How do you fake foreplay? "

it's when you spend 15mins licking the carpet not the pussy

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

Whats fake forplay ?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No....how do I do that? "

I think of it more as tick list foreplay. Hitting the target but missing the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you fake foreplay?

it's when you spend 15mins licking the carpet not the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have met many men who state they enjoy oral on their profile but, when the meet happens, suddenly realise they do not. Is that fake foreplay?"

The majority of men I've met from here don't bother or don't like giving oral. I'd rather they didn't fake it and do it reluctantly for 10 seconds before shoving their knob in my mouth,or admit they don't do it and stop lying to get their cock sucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No....how do I do that?

I think of it more as tick list foreplay. Hitting the target but missing the point.

"

Ah,I understand now. I think I've had men who either give all or none. I like foreplay but most men think it's a blow job and nothing else.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"No....how do I do that?

I think of it more as tick list foreplay. Hitting the target but missing the point.

"

Ah... That makes sense.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

If I do manage to get a guy to dip his head, he always stops before I cum. When I ask for them to carry on, that's when I find out they didn't like it after all.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"No....how do I do that?

I think of it more as tick list foreplay. Hitting the target but missing the point.

"

Does this mean I have to hide the clip board in future when I meet people?

It has a leopard print back to it, as well. It deserves to be seen!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have met many men who state they enjoy oral on their profile but, when the meet happens, suddenly realise they do not. Is that fake foreplay?

The majority of men I've met from here don't bother or don't like giving oral. I'd rather they didn't fake it and do it reluctantly for 10 seconds before shoving their knob in my mouth,or admit they don't do it and stop lying to get their cock sucked. "

A-MEN to that Sister Destiny!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No....how do I do that?

I think of it more as tick list foreplay. Hitting the target but missing the point.

Does this mean I have to hide the clip board in future when I meet people?

It has a leopard print back to it, as well. It deserves to be seen!"

Does it have a satisfaction survey? You really should be carrying out quantitative and qualitative evaluations if you are using a clipboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both equally love giving oral and the Mr won't stop till I've cum atleast twice! We have quite an extended foreplay! Minx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"No....how do I do that?

I think of it more as tick list foreplay. Hitting the target but missing the point.

Does this mean I have to hide the clip board in future when I meet people?

It has a leopard print back to it, as well. It deserves to be seen!"

Is that where you keep the forum insurance forms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have met many men who state they enjoy oral on their profile but, when the meet happens, suddenly realise they do not. Is that fake foreplay?

The majority of men I've met from here don't bother or don't like giving oral. I'd rather they didn't fake it and do it reluctantly for 10 seconds before shoving their knob in my mouth,or admit they don't do it and stop lying to get their cock sucked.

A-MEN to that Sister Destiny!"

How very odd. Am I one of the few men that adores giving a woman oral?

Clamp your thighs around my ears and don't let me go!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I do manage to get a guy to dip his head, he always stops before I cum. When I ask for them to carry on, that's when I find out they didn't like it after all."

IF? you manage to get a guy to dip his head?

Where are you finding these people?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have met many men who state they enjoy oral on their profile but, when the meet happens, suddenly realise they do not. Is that fake foreplay?

The majority of men I've met from here don't bother or don't like giving oral. I'd rather they didn't fake it and do it reluctantly for 10 seconds before shoving their knob in my mouth,or admit they don't do it and stop lying to get their cock sucked.

A-MEN to that Sister Destiny!

How very odd. Am I one of the few men that adores giving a woman oral?

Clamp your thighs around my ears and don't let me go!! "

Many men say they adore it but this often translates to two licks now suck my cock.

I see foreplay as more than oral though. Good foreplay would find my zones and would start long before we got naked.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Where do you find these guys cause this isn't my experience I don't even nonwhat fake foreplay means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have met many men who state they enjoy oral on their profile but, when the meet happens, suddenly realise they do not. Is that fake foreplay?

The majority of men I've met from here don't bother or don't like giving oral. I'd rather they didn't fake it and do it reluctantly for 10 seconds before shoving their knob in my mouth,or admit they don't do it and stop lying to get their cock sucked. "

If its oral you want just ask. I genuinely would rather eat you ladies than have my cock sucked.

Still can't figure out if foreplay can be faked. You can fake enjoying it but can you enjoy faking it?????

The jury still out on that one I'm afraid.

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